I knew my bussypost would be ignored when you saw I wasn't lying and don't have a micropeen. /u/eva_unit_hung right once again!
21 2018-03-08 by eva_unit_hung
u know how u can find it, this post is more for me to lol at how predictable most of you are
edit: i'm banned for 3 days, reason given was
tease
/u/kippot maybe i'll send you the video
and i told you in discord I manscape da junk, but yeah I've always had a pretty smooth chest, and it's partially concave
the whole screenshot has the same blur on it, just lighting and the swaying muh dick was doing just makes it look moreso
and yeah I forgot to flex, I know all too well that I'm putting on more bellyweight faster than ever after being one of those guys who has abs all the time growing up just from being thin and laffin' lots
like i've said I moved recently and my back and shoulders and shit are still kinda sore from lifting and shimmying furniture so I've been loafting on my push-ups/sit-ups
yes, I know I should be lifting heavy weights too, I'm just kinda laaaazy and I need to get a new gym membership here still
okay see you fucks in 3 days
edit2:
12 comments
1 SnapshillBot 2018-03-08
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1 eva_unit_hung 2018-03-08
sorry snappy /r/drama says I'm a quadroon
1 newfagalt 2018-03-08
You don't know what bussy is
1 whoopsforgotemail 2018-03-08
I was pretty dissapointed tbh.
I was hoping u either had some sort of monster dong or micropeen, but you're kinda just average. Maybe slightly above/below, IDK, u didn't have a ruler next to ur dick and unfortunately my qualifications don't include a degree in bussy.
1 kippot 2018-03-08
notice the complete lack of body hair and pudgy frame, suffers from severely low-t
also dick is blurry af, im not completely convinced
1 Voltar134 2018-03-08
Of course eva is a fucking soy boi.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-03-08
Where is it? I didn’t see it. No, this isn’t a small dick joke.
1 LadyVetinari 2018-03-08
Jesus Christ please tell an adult/handler about your online activities
This is hard to watch you tangled pile of pool noodles
1 WarSanchez 2018-03-08
He slowly becoming Chris-Chan
1 kippot 2018-03-08
incel manlet cant even manage to link the pic in his post
oh and rotating it was too hard
dick looks blurry, somethings off
1 rewind45 2018-03-08
Eva you know this is the first step on being """"ironically"""" gay right? By this time next year you will be thinking "are traps really gay?"
1 rewind45 2018-03-08
Eva sent me this on PM:
Message Tittle Nah i was doing unironically gay thingals to be funny for years already.
Body
traps are still gay as fuck though
i'm very secure in muh heterosexuality
Im calling it now, twink catboy crossdreasing GF(male) in two years time.
1 WarSanchez 2018-03-08
Two weeks time he'll "ironically" be posting his bunghole to gay subs cus "kek" guys I'm so secure!
1 WarSanchez 2018-03-08
Did he send you this yet?
https://gfycat.com/KeenLazyArizonaalligatorlizard