This is why we need mayocide.

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WE HAVE A DEAL, OK?

How so

I do feel like i'm the least cool person to ever have existed tbh....you might just be right

Normie_girl, don't get so caught up on whether or not you're the least cool person ever Im sure youre fine. Also, for reference the average person is approximately 98.6°F.

Thanks man. I'm really worried I'm going to turn out like my sandals and socks-wearing parents though. I mean who am I kidding, you can't change your fate.

Coolness is all relative though, and even if you were the least coolest person ever, think of what a great human space heater you'd make.

Wait, "least cool" is the same as "the hottest", right?

I'm definitely not that

Just think of it this way, if you're not the coolest that means you've an elevated body temperature, which means you're sick. And according to urban dictionary sick is just a colloquial term for cool. So, Horseshoe theory.

Horseshoe theory? Like sargon??? nice

I wear socks and sandals so that everywhere i go i know that at least one person is silently pissed about it.

Nice try to deflect from mayocide, OP. But not enough.

I'm starting to think those who are for sparing east Asians, or "honorary cumskins" as they're also known, are WEAK on the MQ.

I'm sacrificing myself for a bigger cause.