Wakanda is my curriculum.

44  2018-03-08 by MarlaMaplesIsMyWaifu

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In a few years basketball Americans will be claiming wakanda actually exists

Those boys sown on Watts need to get in gear!

In 2 years Oakland will be even less black than it is currently, mayos have invaded the city as their safe space in San Francisco turned into a literal toilet and gentrified the crap out of it. Most blacks in the Bay Area are either moving north to Richmond or south to Hayward and Union City.

Oaktown used to be this.

But now its like this.

those are both unironically amazing though

Alot of them are dipping out to the stockton area too.

209 motherfucker wut

wait doesn't the movie start out in Oakland

Weeakaboos

Why doesn't the US government invest in this? Just scrap black education funds, make another 8 movies like this, and they have a full school career curriculum.

american "education"

They'll never convince me to give up my prejudice against capeshit.

especially where black bodies are centered

Whoa. They're even teaching about physics.

What the fuck is "black bodies" supposed to mean?

Either something related to the Unruh act or Unruh effect, I'm not sure.

read some ta-nehisi coates, you unwoke mongoloid

I read “between the world and me” and still had no idea what the body thing was all about.

A perfect absorber of radiation at all wavelengths obvs

stay in your lane, STEMlord

it has some sort of specific meaning in critical race theory but because of the stupid academic jargon trickle-down effect thats become prevalent in the past few years retards think its just what youre supposed to call the negros now if youre #woke

Misappropriated Foucault

Sure, but what does it mean? Why use black "bodies" instead of people?

Intellectual legitimacy

But i don't see how it gives them any legitimacy. It just sounds like a psychopath trying to depersonalize the people he's talking about.

Nobody said it was a good attempt

Where's /r/badphilosophy when you need it? Where's /r/badsocialscience?

Experiencing respitory paralysis due to hemlock ingestion, hopefully.

How do you ingest a hemlock? Those things are really big

Its pretty potent, I don't think it takes much.

True. Why don't you like either sub, by the way? They seem to be all communists, or at least sympathizers.

Because they’re all leftists who wouldn’t know capitalism if you shoved it down their pants. Also because pseudocommie academics are both irrevelvant and insufferable and no one would suffer ill effects from their execution.

That's true, that's true

Calling people "bodies" is popular in post-modernism aka the people who push crystal healing and shit.

There's a lot of crossover with them and the SJ teaching community, so the "bodies" thing gets pushed in uni/college SJ courses.

They say it because it sounds profound in a speech, like how SJW's always say "folks" because it sounds more civil-rights-era-y

I cringe when folks say folks

but why?

I'm just laughing at the woke bloggers and tweeters who's black panther essays will become irrelevant in 6 months.

Does anyone remember any of the hot takes during the Wonderwoman Zeitgeist last year?

No. Because it's just a fucking movie.

I still see people complaining about the Alamo Draft House women-only screenings if that counts

And of course they're all ignoring Annihilation so it's going straight to netflix. A movie based off an actual book featuring 5 female scientists.

Is that one anyone good? It looked a little too contrived but I was interested in seeing it.

I liked it a lot for what it was. Solid 7.5/10 scifi/horror film. Not as contrived at the trailers made it look, but definitely tried to be too deep at times. Should be up on streaming sites in a day or two since it dropped directly to netflix in AUS and EU.

It's an action/sci-fi flick starring Natalie Portman. So only a fucking idiot would pay good money to see it in a theater, given her previous track record.

Highly recommend it. Skip the trailers if you can, it's better going in blind.

its good. i have a lot of problems with it but its about 10x as interesting as most movies that are given that sort of budget, and it only thinks its audience is kinda slow, rather than the norm of assuming theyre all drooling morons.

i'd recommend it and i'm not a movie snob. its ending was ultimately unsatisfying but it's worth it overall. gave me a nice vibe like when you finish a good book.

wait what thats not going to theaters?

It is in theaters right now.

WOKEANDA

still the best DC movie since TDK

nowhere near as good as TDK, but the best one since

The writer of this article what a megababe.

Why

Jesus fucking christ.

Proof that ideology is aesthetics.

What that means

It means hideous trannies are leftists because they need to try to turn all values backwards.

I'm all for treating traps like humans and stuff, but if they can't even be bothered to make an effort, they deserve the ridicule they get.

Like nigga just letting your hair grow long doesn't make you a lady.

what if you dye it pink tho

A majority of ugly people are ugly because of their own doing. Shitty hairstyles, fat, unhygienic, etc etc.

Honestly. This dude looks like Jim Sterling

I'm getting Chris Chan vibes.

I'm preeeetty sure that's a man.

I'VE BEEN TRICKED

How much can one capeshit movie be overthought? It's a Marvel movie. They're competently made, good effects and then the plot doesn't really vary from a simple formula: there's a good guy who refuses the call (see hero's journey) then bad (very bad) guy shows up and hero beats him and everything is fine until new bad guy shows up after final credits.

you would think black panther was literally the first movie to ever have any black people in it or something

Where were these people when Blade was fucking shit up?

Ice skating up hill

probably watching actual moveis

or in the case of the students here, in ovaries somewhere

The did the same routine for Ghostbusters 2016 and Wonder Woman.

We'll just go through the same routine when the left attaches themselves to another cheap movie

The did the same routine for Ghostbusters 2016

what no

they said people who said it looked like shit when it wasn't even out yet were closed-minded misogynists

nothing about the movie being groundbreaking

it's the first actual superhero movie about a black guy

they had a tv show though

The first documentary you mean

I can guess the demographics.

There's a section for that, it's about as diverse as a black panther movie.

This better include The Ear, the Eye, and the Arm.

the what the what and the whom?

The Chinese takeover cannot come too soon

You know, on the one hand, I can see how a movie like that might be good for engaging the minds of some 12yos about (fake) history.

On the other hand, lol if you are an adult who gives a shit about cape movies.