Daddy is coming to California and /r/California begins to breakdown.

66  2018-03-09 by InsaneHuckleberry

44 comments

HELL YES, DADDY! FUCK THEM! FUCK THEM HARDER! RIGHT INTO THE ASS! NO LUBE! NO MERCY! NO REMORSE!!!

WAT?!?!?!?!🤔🤔🤔

K

Look at me: I am your daddy now

LOL, NO. DADDY MAY BE A CUCK OR A PSYCHO, BUT NEVER A SOYBOY.

JIZZ INSIDE MY ASSHOLE DADDY

That's a good bitch

AWWW... THE SOYBOY HAS DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR. SUCH A CUTE PIECE OF SHIT.

I love how liberal Californians forget there are 5 million registered Republicans.

Literally more Republicans in CA than the entire population of Alabama.

But yeah, he's coming to visit them, this has nothing to do with midterms.

so that’s what, 13%?

i was curious. it's 29% and there's 8 million registered dems at 44% of registered voters.

California will never vote red. He's retarded if he thinks he will flip the state

California will never vote red. He's retarded

Impossible.

Rarted.

It did with Regan so it isn’t impossible.

Reagan was a California governor before running for national election. He was also running against two very weak democratic candidates for both elections.

Reagan legit slaughtered the competition even against a sitting President.

That's what I said.

Yeah but Reagan legit slaughtered the competition. Even a sitting president.

That's what I said.

Okay, however Reagan legit slaughtered the competition. Even against a sitting president.

That’s what I said.

Amnesty is shy. It's full of filthy beaners now.

Right. And Donald Trump will never become president.🤔

Anyway, it's the midterms tard, not the 2020 campaign.

California, Texas, NY. Those states are impossible to flip. That shit is just science.

Also:

Anyway, it's the midterms tard, not the 2020 campaign.

And yet that pussy constantly holds rallies for his reelection

"Flip"

Trying to gain seats in the house isn't trying to flip it homie.

Did you pay attention in 2016? You are supposed to campaign in the entire country.

No you're not. No one ever does that

So, no Republicans ever visit California? If Hillary knew how to leave NYC maybe she could have won. I assume she didn't campaign in swing states so she could hang out in California and smug it up about the popular vote and avoid the blistering 70F weather in the Midwest.

Rarely. It's a waste of time and resources to campaign in historically Red or Blue states. That's why swing states are so important. Was this your first election or something?

So, you manage to be smug and wrong at the same time? Trump visited California while running for president. Hillary did as well. You are claiming they both wasted their time. Maybe this is your first election?

You are retarded to post that possible motivation

When's that huge earthquake supposed to happen? I'm getting impatient

The San Andreas Earthquake will commence when Daddy's thiccness humbles the state and opens up the Earth in honor of his glory.

One of the few good things about having this orangutan as president is no more presidential visits to Seattle causing traffic.

And now the added benefit of making life worse for californians which I will always support.

Yeah that's totally the worst thing about living in a city famous for homelessness and heroin addiction.

Not everyone hangs out under bridges like you

More blowjobs for me then!

Do you like sucking dick more when the needle is hanging out of your arm or when there is a trash fire in your encampment, but you know it won't endanger you future dick-sucking?

OMG Do you even know that eating bussy is fucking gay!?

😏 Real talk.

I mean, it's the manliest thing you can do according to the Bible. Trying reading Leviticus harder.

Do you even go to third ave in downtown? Place was crawling with fucking junkies and homeless.

The same for Los Angeles. He used to cause so much gridlock.

And now the added benefit of making life worse for californians which I will always support.

How awful. We should move to Seattle.

Learn to swim

He's too divisive I think the irony here is lost on them.