You're not shit next to me. My genes are just light years superior to yours and I don't even need to look at you.

Snapshots:

1. This Post - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, removeddit.com, archive.is*

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https://www.reddit.com/r/DadReflexes/comments/8315t2/thor_taking_his_little_one_surfing/dveqe3z/

Here's his only surviving comment, ceddit doesn't return anything so I dunno what happened.