This is a nice post and all, but I'm guessing that the only reason anyone is even arguing about this because these people believe 3D is superior to 2D.
Orangutans have innate understanding of how to smoke cigarettes
Haven't you ever seen pictures of smoking babies? Hell, even crabs can smoke. All life has an innate understanding of how to smoke cigarettes. We're just the few lucky enough to possess the hands to do so.
one million people signing a petition to shut down a zoo because of something totally outside the zoo's control, now that's just $current_year for you. eugenics when?
Literally none of you know anything. This zoo is infamous for horrible animal welfare standards, that's why it's attracting so much attention. There has been calls to close it down for many years now.
anyone that smokes or used to smoke knows homeboy was doin the orangutan a favor. don't even know the last time he got a smoke, but on that day, he felt free.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-03-09
This is a nice post and all, but I'm guessing that the only reason anyone is even arguing about this because these people believe 3D is superior to 2D.
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1 micronenis 2018-03-09
What? There are three possibilities:
But which one is most likely?
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-03-09
Fake new taught Orangutans how to genetically modified themselves in order to innately know how to smoke cigarettes.
1 CummyBot-1999 2018-03-09
(no "no u")
1 thegayotter 2018-03-09
me too thanks
1 xoiz 2018-03-09
My mom has bigger dick than your mom FAGGOT!!!
1 shitpost953 2018-03-09
I'm not saying the orang has never smoked before, but they have a propensity for mimicry.. they have probably watched people smoke cigs for decades
1 aqouta 2018-03-09
1:30 is one of my favorite memes of all time.
1 better_bot 2018-03-09
"Wow, this stupid fucking monkey is so smart."
>can't drive a nail
>can't use a saw
>keeps having fucking kids, despite zero job-ready skills
>probably lives on our welfare
1 Thhueros 2018-03-09
To be fair, apes have shit fine motor control.
1 MoonCricketJamFace 2018-03-09
Wait, are you talking about black people?
1 grungebot5000 2018-03-09
2, this was proven in the 19th century
1 better_bot 2018-03-09
Haven't you ever seen pictures of smoking babies? Hell, even crabs can smoke. All life has an innate understanding of how to smoke cigarettes. We're just the few lucky enough to possess the hands to do so.
1 thatinsuranceguy 2018-03-09
Option 4: it's in Indonesia where kids come out of the womb ripping stoogs, so he's probably watched people do it for years.
1 Neon_needles 2018-03-09
All monkeys should be taught to smoke cigars and the like because it's really funny.
1 191132 2018-03-09
Also shave their whole bodies and put lipstick on them lmao
1 cheers_grills 2018-03-09
Also color their hair, give them signs and let them march with feminists.
1 EasySchmitty 2018-03-09
Can’t do that if they’ve already shaved tbh
1 uhuhuhu 2018-03-09
we don't need more mayos
1 Ranilen 2018-03-09
If I had access to a Monkey, I'd definitely teach it to smoke.
1 CarnistHappyCamp 2018-03-09
great apes smoking cigarettes is nothing new.
one million people signing a petition to shut down a zoo because of something totally outside the zoo's control, now that's just $current_year for you. eugenics when?
1 ltedt 2018-03-09
Rip harambe
1 MacAndShits 2018-03-09
His fault for not being Halalbe
1 grungebot5000 2018-03-09
wtf the guy who threw the cigarette wasn't even related to the zoo
1 trjb 2018-03-09
He's just rippin a dart, nbd.
1 wumbo17412 2018-03-09
rippin a dart
day of the rake when?
1 trjb 2018-03-09
Soon, fuck those Canucks.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-03-09
Shut it down? We need to blow it up!
1 TheEquimanthorn 2018-03-09
Literally none of you know anything. This zoo is infamous for horrible animal welfare standards, that's why it's attracting so much attention. There has been calls to close it down for many years now.
1 GIANT_BLEEDING_ANUS 2018-03-09
Zoos should be banned tbh. We have shown time and time again we're too retarded to have them.
1 JewsonCresnova 2018-03-09
Women should be put in zoos
1 tresser 2018-03-09
anyone that smokes or used to smoke knows homeboy was doin the orangutan a favor. don't even know the last time he got a smoke, but on that day, he felt free.
1 grungebot5000 2018-03-09
probably by the standards of whatever country it’s actually in