/u/Eva_Unit_Hung IRL

37  2018-03-09 by WarSanchez

39 comments

Avoid parenthetical insultsโ€”they just diminish your authority. Throughout the post, you're best points seem to be lost in a sea of self-aggrandizement and scattershot thinking

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IANAD but according to the internet I can diagnose him with a XXY chromosome anomaly.

That is literally my dad no exaggeration

Goddamit /u/Eva_Unit_Hung stop sending child porn.

Notice the facial hair, implying normal levels of testosterone.

Sure, but also notice the Mexican and realize its not human.

Of course not, it's a drawing.

Hot!!!!

Ay cabron! Mama y tu tambien?

Isnt that a porno? Im sorry, I dont speak la creatura.

Looks about right.

Compare to actual IRL footage

/u/Eva_Unit_Hung forced himself on me against my will ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

#metoo ๐Ÿ˜”

/u/Eva_Unit_Hung and his micro peen must be stopped ๐Ÿ˜‚

/u/LadyVetinari is no khazar thank adolf, she has goy milkers ( . Y . )

If it's not Robin Williams I'm not interested ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜ช

Nice try chico, eva already got me once

Pls, click.

For your own safety.

i doubt he's above average height

Didnโ€™t he say he was gonna post a dick pic a couple days ago? Did he pussy out of it?

He literally just sent me this via PM.

https://gfycat.com/KeenLazyArizonaalligatorlizard

I'd tell him he needs to crunch his abs but it looks like there's nothing there to crunch.