20 2018-03-10 by hapocalypse-now
1 SnapshillBot 2018-03-10
Um, you forgot a period. Perhaps you'll have your first period next year.
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1 rewind45 2018-03-10
This is why i just identify as dramasexual, it's easier for everyone involved and it gives me a prettt2 good excuse for my autistic behavior.
1 cuteman 2018-03-10
/u/doxxinsrbest
It's not that no one loves you when you're fat, it's that they're less likely to be sexuality attracted to you.
1 skivian 2018-03-10
Also, there's a strong inverse correlation between the weight bell curve and your likelihood to be a decent human being.
Simply, the further from average weight you are, the likely likely your actually a terrible human being.
1 hapocalypse-now 2018-03-10
To be fair, there's fat-fat and fat-to-an-Asian-mom. You're talking about the former. The latter is like, 5'2 and anything over 100 lbs.
1 doxxinsrbest 2018-03-10
Lol I'm asian fat.
1 InsaneHuckleberry 2018-03-10
Mao's Communism opened alot of doors for women in China.
Yes, the mass executions, forced sterilization a, and one child policy (leading to ongoing sex trafficking of young girls) has really helped women!
Now lets focus on AF in Western countries who have essentially escaped the influence of Communism.
On behalf of my waifu (wifey) hard pass.
one child policy (leading to ongoing sex trafficking of young girls)
That's right. When limited to one child, families chose to have boys.
And now there is a serious shortage of girls. Patriarchy. Tada.
Headline Translation: "Asshole would like to draw attention to himself by implying The Asian Identity belongs to AM only and females are just lost tourists"
8 comments
1 SnapshillBot 2018-03-10
Um, you forgot a period. Perhaps you'll have your first period next year.
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1 rewind45 2018-03-10
This is why i just identify as dramasexual, it's easier for everyone involved and it gives me a prettt2 good excuse for my autistic behavior.
1 cuteman 2018-03-10
/u/doxxinsrbest
It's not that no one loves you when you're fat, it's that they're less likely to be sexuality attracted to you.
1 skivian 2018-03-10
Also, there's a strong inverse correlation between the weight bell curve and your likelihood to be a decent human being.
Simply, the further from average weight you are, the likely likely your actually a terrible human being.
1 hapocalypse-now 2018-03-10
To be fair, there's fat-fat and fat-to-an-Asian-mom. You're talking about the former. The latter is like, 5'2 and anything over 100 lbs.
1 doxxinsrbest 2018-03-10
Lol I'm asian fat.
1 InsaneHuckleberry 2018-03-10
Yes, the mass executions, forced sterilization a, and one child policy (leading to ongoing sex trafficking of young girls) has really helped women!
On behalf of my waifu (wifey) hard pass.
1 doxxinsrbest 2018-03-10
That's right. When limited to one child, families chose to have boys.
And now there is a serious shortage of girls. Patriarchy. Tada.
1 doxxinsrbest 2018-03-10
Headline Translation: "Asshole would like to draw attention to himself by implying The Asian Identity belongs to AM only and females are just lost tourists"