Katy Perry Murders Nun

54  2018-03-10 by UmbellateSaxhorn

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When I first saw this article from BuzzFeed, its title was:

A Nun Being Sued By Katy Perry Collapsed And Died In Court

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Hmmm, with a bunch of headlines like that I truly don't need to ever read linked articles, thanks bot!

wtf i love katy perry now

Our Sisters were supposed to live for the rest of our lives at our beloved Convent. But, against our will, the Archdiocese removed us to 'monetize' our property.

These nuns don't seem to understand the vow of obedience.

But they can’t fight the archdiocese so instead they fight the idiot pop singer with the big rack

pls dont attack pretty girls

Disagreeing with the Church over money is downright Protestant.

Plus they wanted to sell the land to someone else. Don't they make a vow of poverty? I never know which vow each one takes (monks, nuns, priests...). There's a bunch of convents and monasteries where I'm at, I'm barely able to tell who is what based on clothes.

w\Well fuck, american nuns sure lived the fab life. I don't even know what my local nuns would do to live in such mansion...probably they would murder Katy Perry.

The Archdiocese agreed to sell the convent to Perry for $14.5 million in 2015, while the nuns arranged to sell it to an LA restaurateur and hotelier, Dana Hollister, for $15.5 million.

Sounds like the nuns are better negotiators.

Katy Perry really needs to lose the dyke look. It does not go well with her features.

Biebs with boobs tbh

sees title

When did Katy Perry convert to Islam?

Oh well, Inshallah.