In honor of Ed's life I'd like to take a moment to post my favorite copypasta, and encourage other people to do likewise to help express your repressed feelings over this news.
I 🤔want🙏🏼 to ram👋👋 my 👨🏻⚖️meatsnake😏😍🍆🍆💦 down ⬇️Judy😍 Hopp’s 🐰💦throat🍆👅👀. Keep in mind🤔💦 I’m 😎about 4🍆 times🍆💦 her 😍size🐰, so my😎 wiggler🍆😎 is DIPPING 💦🍆into ⬇️her😍❤️💦 intestinal👍 acid👍. She😘 can’t😂 🅱️reathe😤😡 but 😤😎she ❤️😘DIGESTS💦😍 the 🍆tip😝 of my😎 sausage💦🍆💦 and 🕋lives☘️😻 upon😽🙀 the nutrients💩😤. She😘 cries😭 and cries😥😭 and tries😤 to reach👍 for 🙃her 😘gun 😭🔫- but🤔 it🔫 isn’t ❌✋️😱in ⬇️her 😍holster❌👌. I’ve 😎💦got👍 it behind🙌 my😎🍆 🔙. I 😎💦pull😣😤 it🔫👌 out😋😞 - she 😍🍆💦freaks😂😜😝 out😝🤡😜. You✋️ can see👀🤔🙄 what little👌😩😤 hope👏🙏🏼😾 she🐰😍❤️ has 🙏🏼left 😾degrade 😭👌further 🔙🤔and ✋️further🤔😝 - she 🐰🍆wont✋️😏😧 survive🙏🏼😩😭 this🍆💦😭. But ‼️✋️😱she 🐰❤️💦has👏 one☝️ 🙏🏼thing🦊🙌, one 👆☝️hope🤞🙌👏🙏🏼🤔, one☝️🙀 PERSON🙎🏿♂️🤞🙌to 👈cling💪👅 on👀 to🦊 - and he 🦊🙀just ❗️knocked❗️🤜 on 😢the door🚪😫😱😭. "Judy?"🐰🍆😍 I 😎🍆hear 🗣👂Nick's🦊😱 voice🗣 and👿 picture 💭 🦊💩his🦊😤👿 smug❌😡😳 face😷👺😳 before😥😳😈 i 😎💦see👀😏🤔 it🦊💩👺. I 😎💦🍆turn ❗️↗️around🐋😲. NICK💩🦊🦊😫😫😤😱😰😳😷👿. He 🦊☠️stands🚶😪 there 👉👏horrified,😱😳😱 groceries🍅🍏🍐 in 😒hand,✋️👌🤛 as👂🖕 he🦊🖕😵 witnesses 😵😰🤤the 😬horrors👿👻🍆💦 happening🍆💦💦💦😍🐰 before⬇️👉 him🦊🖕😂😂. Judy🐰😍😘 is 😗☺️CHOKING😵😱😤 on 🔛my 😎🍆pork 🐷chop 👿and🧀 running 🏃🏿♀️🙀😰out😬😮😫 of 😤😔😏😳air😵😵😵😂 - and 🤠time🤞👏🙏🏼🙌🎃. Her 🐰😍❤️💕tearful😂😢😭 eyes 👁👁look👀🙄🤔 to 👉Nick🦊😤😤😫 in 🐭desperation😫👏🙌🤞, then 👣💕realization🤔😮😧😱, as😠 she🐰💕😍 sees 👀🙄🤔the 🤠revolver 🤠🔫in ⤵️my 👉😎👈 hand🤚🤜😼. I 😂😎lift💪🤳 it🔫🔫😂🦊, quivering👏😧, at🤣😂 the 👏Wilde's🦊😠🖕 freaking🙀😰😱 face🦊😤😠😡👿. He 🦊😡👺freezes❄️❄️😱, my 👍😎👍finger👉😍 squeezes🙀🤣, a ☝️shot 🔫🔫😱😰rings 👂👂off🙌. Hole👌😾🤗 in👉👌 his🦊😤😠 head🙇🦊,🦊 brains🤣 on 🙇the 👈wall🙀😤👿 behind↩️ him🦊😤😡👍. I 😎👍have👏🙌👍 slain 😡😎the 👺🙌❄️mighty👿😡🤗 🦊🦊Nicholas 🦊🦊Wilde🦊🦊😱😂😤, and🤖 extinguished🤢😳 the🍄 dying😵🤕🤤 flame🔥🔥💥 of ⛄️hope🙌👏👐🙏🏼🤞 that🍜 judy😍🤤😩😫🐰🍆💦💦 clung💪🙌 to👌👌👍. She🐰💦 stops❌✋️ fighting💪🤛🤜 for👏🙌 her 🐰🍆💦💦life👌👍🔥 after ❌😜watching🙄🤔👀 Nick 🦊😤😒👃🏿sink😵😰💉 to👉 the floor.😒😔😂 Within 🤞👏seconds🕞🕥🕚, she🐰💦😍🍆 is🤡 dead💀😩😤, mouth 👅😍😋still🤞🙌 on 💋🐫my👉👉😎 sausage🍆🍆💦, reaching👉👉 all👉👉 the👉👉 way👉👉 down 👇👇⬇️to 🎶her 🐰💋💦😍💦🍆stomach😂😂🤣. Finally👏🙌🕞, it 🍆💦bursts🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦. Gallons😩😂😩 of 😂piping😱🤤🤤🤤 hot😳😅😂 cream 🐄🐄are🐙 flung👉👉 into 👉😂🤣the🐫😜 stomach😎🤑 of☹️🤓 the😗😂😅 dead ☠️💀👻😇😂🤣Hopps🐰😍😍🍆💦😉🐙. At☺️😁 last🕞🕛🤤, I 😎😎😎am 🤧satisfied.🤤🤤☺️☺️😎
21 comments
1 yourdeadwife 2018-03-10
I hope he's dead
1 JohnTheOrc 2018-03-10
He's obviously dead. Look at the coded messages that u/OniTan has been leaving with his account
1 toynbeeidea16 2018-03-10
F
1 Redactor0 2018-03-10
/u/ed_butteredtoast wtf is this? Are you sending secret messages to Putin?
1 _rabbitstew 2018-03-10
:(
1 WarSanchez 2018-03-10
If this is what black children go through, no wonder they act out.
Come back daddy! Pls.
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-03-10
In honor of Ed's life I'd like to take a moment to post my favorite copypasta, and encourage other people to do likewise to help express your repressed feelings over this news.
Rest in Peace Ed.😥😭😥😭
1 xenokilla 2018-03-10
DAT BOI
All I 👀 want are 🐓chicken🐓 tenders🍗
Fresh from the hands✋ of the 🍗tendie vendors
Chunks of 🐣chicken🐣 I will toss
Into spicy🍛 mustard sauce
👱Mommy👱, I am hungry - famished
Those nuggies on🔛 my 🍽plate🍽 have vanished
I suggest you get me ➕more➕
Now🕥, not later🕑, fucking whore!
I scream😱 and shout 😠 and wet 💦 my diapies
My bum🍑 needs soothing 💦wipey wipeys💦.
Do you want me to get a🅰️ rash😠?
😫Only you would be so🆘 brash😫
This is why my 👨daddy's👨 gone🏃
I'm 😞ashamed to call📲📲 you 👱mom👪.
👱Mommy 😭cries 😭, and fills my 🍽 plate 🍽
Tries to douse my 🔥flaming🔥 💢hate😡
🐓Tendies🐓 are the only thing
That seem to ease the gripping 😡pain😡
The pain within my hungry tummy
Feed your 👼baby👼, feed me mummy👱!
Those sweet 🍯 🍗tendies 🐓 in my tum
Mask my stinging rashy bum🍑
👱Mommy sits💺 and has🈶 🅰️a🅰️ drink🚱
The only 🕦time🕦 that she can 💁think
Is when her baby👼 has his treat
Of chocolate🍫 milk🍼 and chicken🐓🐓 meat 🍲🍲
😭Mommy👱 knows what😦 she must do😭
While her baby👶 has ❌no ❌❌ clue🗝
Pulls the trigger🔫, flash📸 of 🕯light🕯🕯
✅Now it's over, all is right✅
🎧Silence🔇 graces 👱mommy's ears👂
😏Smiles through the streaming 😭tears😭
No more➕ 🍗tendies🍗, poop💩 or pee💦
The pain is over, mommy's free💜
1 justanotherusername_ 2018-03-10
Fake news last post was 7 hours ago https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/7uqjd6/z/dvhqsz0
1 JohnTheOrc 2018-03-10
Have you ever heard of the Zodiac Killer? That's Ed's killer taunting us
1 justanotherusername_ 2018-03-10
Bless his sleepy shitposting arse Ed is just sleeping.
1 JohnTheOrc 2018-03-10
What seems more likely? That Ed quit posting for two days, or that he was brutally murdered for agendaposting too hard?
1 justanotherusername_ 2018-03-10
But it hasn't been 2 days. Did you even click Mt kink?
1 JohnTheOrc 2018-03-10
See
Ed's dead, baby
1 Yiin 2018-03-10
I'd like to believe Ed finally crashed after a months long binge.
1 InspiringShitpost 2018-03-10
I want to believe.
1 Death_Trolley 2018-03-10
I don’t know about you, but I’m not missing him at all
1 Mr_Americas 2018-03-10
He posted the fake twox ama though
1 BasilandLavender 2018-03-10
He took keeping himself too seriously it seems.
1 Ed_BotteredToast 2018-03-10
kys
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-03-10
Maybe he had important stuff to do IRL and no time for Reddit? JK, probably locked in a sex basement.
1 KateUptonsCumback 2018-03-10
He was behind the Trollx AMA
1 hallucinates_dildos 2018-03-10
I miss the old ed
1 VidiotGamer 2018-03-10
Has anyone checked Taylor Swift's droppings for bones or loose teeth? Maybe we could identify him with dental records.