/u/promixr I breed both cows and lamb for my personal consumption and sale. I also slaughter my own animals I do so in the halal tradition not because I'm a Muslim just because it's less hassle slitting their throat and letting them bleed out than bothering with a stunning rod. Meat tastes good especially if you have slaughtered it yourself. You should try it sometime.
To “trigger” you. Stop engaging like this dude. People aren’t going to become more ethical just because you scream at them. Esp people who kill animals for fun. Your tears give them a boner
People have become more ethical about all kinds of things by force and by the activity of a vocal minority. Learn your history. Get used to the idea of an ethical, plant-based future.
I make sure to yell sexually charged insults at my hamburgers every day. One thing I cant tolerate is a slab of meat that doesnt know its place. Fuck women and fuck meat!
I also fuck my meat before I eat too. Why are you so carnivorenormative??? The future involves us eating all kinds of aliens and puppies, not faggy plant based smoothies.
Thanks for taking the time, I really appreciate it.
When Im not too busy electro-shocking the balls of tapirs, I like long walks on the beach, spitting on birds, and laughing at monkeys. What do you like to do?
Any chance you think two star-crossed lovers like us could work? I keep an extra gerbil in the microwave you could nurse back to health...?
Well Im tired of dating girls that only steamroll bears because they know I like the sound they make when they die.
I want a girl that considers sea urchins intelligent. I want a girl that wont swallow my loads because she considers in cannibalism. Basically I want you.
Because it's a fact of life, at least im ethical enough to understand where my meat comes from and I can tell you my beasts have a much better life than 99% of animals farmed for mass consumption. Humans have evolved eating meat like or hate it we have in almost all cases always as a species eaten other animals. The same as many other animals that are omnivores. You can choose not to but get off your high horse with your reeeeeeeeee don't eat meat bullshit.
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1 cavides 2018-03-11
We've finally discovered Snappy's fetish.
1 wtfuxlolwut 2018-03-11
/u/promixr I breed both cows and lamb for my personal consumption and sale. I also slaughter my own animals I do so in the halal tradition not because I'm a Muslim just because it's less hassle slitting their throat and letting them bleed out than bothering with a stunning rod. Meat tastes good especially if you have slaughtered it yourself. You should try it sometime.
1 promixr 2018-03-11
Why are you telling me this?
1 K-town- 2018-03-11
To “trigger” you. Stop engaging like this dude. People aren’t going to become more ethical just because you scream at them. Esp people who kill animals for fun. Your tears give them a boner
1 promixr 2018-03-11
People have become more ethical about all kinds of things by force and by the activity of a vocal minority. Learn your history. Get used to the idea of an ethical, plant-based future.
1 K-town- 2018-03-11
Vocal minorities who were more persuasive than you
1 promixr 2018-03-11
Possibly. I’m getting a lot of real world experience though.
1 BloweyJoeyMumi 2018-03-11
I make sure to yell sexually charged insults at my hamburgers every day. One thing I cant tolerate is a slab of meat that doesnt know its place. Fuck women and fuck meat!
I also fuck my meat before I eat too. Why are you so carnivorenormative??? The future involves us eating all kinds of aliens and puppies, not faggy plant based smoothies.
Whats your favorite recipe?
1 promixr 2018-03-11
Clever stuff. Gratz.
1 BloweyJoeyMumi 2018-03-11
Thanks for taking the time, I really appreciate it.
When Im not too busy electro-shocking the balls of tapirs, I like long walks on the beach, spitting on birds, and laughing at monkeys. What do you like to do?
Any chance you think two star-crossed lovers like us could work? I keep an extra gerbil in the microwave you could nurse back to health...?
1 promixr 2018-03-11
Go onnnn....
1 BloweyJoeyMumi 2018-03-11
Well Im tired of dating girls that only steamroll bears because they know I like the sound they make when they die.
I want a girl that considers sea urchins intelligent. I want a girl that wont swallow my loads because she considers in cannibalism. Basically I want you.
1 wtfuxlolwut 2018-03-11
Because it's a fact of life, at least im ethical enough to understand where my meat comes from and I can tell you my beasts have a much better life than 99% of animals farmed for mass consumption. Humans have evolved eating meat like or hate it we have in almost all cases always as a species eaten other animals. The same as many other animals that are omnivores. You can choose not to but get off your high horse with your reeeeeeeeee don't eat meat bullshit.
1 TruthPains 2018-03-11
I had pork chops myself, did not even use a knife, just ripped into it with my teeth. Tomorrow I'm going to have something with a cute, adorable face.
1 rewind45 2018-03-11
Yeah that picture is.....ew.
1 RollBread 2018-03-11
I could give less of a shot about vegans, except that they seem to exist soley to be party poopers who fuck up any catering for a party.
Also being vegan is unhealthy as fuck.
1 ricardogce 2018-03-11
That is pretty fucking gross, though. "Can we capture every disgusting thing vegans think about meat eaters in one shot? YES WE CAN!"
1 POZLOADS0 2018-03-11
/u/promixr I don't give a fuck about killing people why would I give a fuck about killing lesser beings like vegans.