OP destroys his marriage because his wife told him about her cuckolding fantasy.

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I was so sad it got removed from ProRevange because now know one else can watch the train wreck.

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It got removed because it was fake and gay bro.

/u/ThrowAwayCQ123 can you post what you wrote here please. OP is a giant faggot and didn't save it.

Well I'm not a faggot by any standards . Never been with a dude .

I was on about the OP of this thread being a fag but now you've assumed I was talking about you maybe you are a fag.

We're all fags

Oh I thought you were talking about me LMAO but nah , I've never with been with a guy bro. Nothing against peeps who do that but I ain't into it.

Yeah that's exactly what a fag would say

Whatever helps you sleep at night kid πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

ok, but you talk like a fag so..

Huh?

you speak like a faggot. I think you are a faggot who sucks dick. Do you want to suck mine?

Nah . But you're welcome to clean my cum out of your girlfriend's pussy.

what about my boyfriends bussy

Nobody writes parody porn like that without shlurping a little.

Not all gay men are fags but you are one regardless of your sexuality.

you don't have to be gay to be a faggot

Dude . Faggot means a male homosexual. It's just a derogatory term.

don't faggotsplain at me

lol wow behind the times much

It's actually a delicious meatball style meal, often served with gravy, onions, peas and mashed potatoes. Mmmm, faggots and peas.

It's actually a delicious meatball style meal, often served with gravy, onions, peas and mashed potatoes. Mmmm, faggots and peas.

First time for everything sweetie 😘

Nah fam . Not my thing . Sorry .

There's your answer

TaylorSwift was able to pull it up, else where in the thread. Sorry, but I don't know how!

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Well it was always a fantasy of mine to fuck multiple women in front of my SO but growing up I never found a girl who was into that so I largely kept playing the field through my 20s . Yeah , I'm a player who finally settled down .

This all started when me [32M] and my wife [34F] were cuddling in the bed on a Monday morning . Just something we like to do so our day goes better . She brings it up that she's always had a fantasy of cuckolding me and fucking another guy while I watch and humiliating me .

To say that I was hurt and furious would be an understatement. But I masked my emotions and composed myself . I was practically shaking with rage and she was beaming . Driving to work I could barely focus on the road . I was seeing red the entire time and I'm pretty sure it was showing that I was pissed and I didn't want to be annoyed . Too angry to get to work I was just leaning back in my chair with me crunching my knuckles , clenching my fists and staring out the window , doing SOMETHING to let the anger out . I was just wondering where everything went wrong .

I was a wild beast in bed (her words , not mine ) and I was ready to fuck anytime anywhere , so when the fuck did this happen ?! I'm pretty sure I would have broken something if my assistant hadn't come through the door and asked me if anything was wrong . Bless his damn soul he's like a little brother to me . We've always felt comfortable sharing details of our private lives with each other and seeing as he was angry after I explained everything just made me trust him much more . His idea of revenge was simple and oh trust me , it was devious .

I practically facepalmed myself for not thinking about it before . I smirked at him and told him to clear our schedules so we could get started with it . It was around 2PM by this point but living in the city where I do , the bars would still be occupied enough . We went out to one of the hottest bars in the city owned by one of our clients and I immediately started chatting up these two gorgeous blondes just like back in the day . I missed this feeling . The thrill of the chase and the adrenaline pumping when I got them to go home with me . It felt familiar and frankly it wasn't hard .

An hour and a half later when all of us were done , I told my assistant to take a cab while me and the two girls got in my car and I started driving home . I swear I was so excited you'd have thought I was a 16 year old about lose his V-card . We got home at the exact moment my son's [5] commute dropped him off at the gate. He looked at me curiously and asked who my 'friends' were . I gave the little guy and grin and told him that if he did what I told him to and gave his mother a call and tell her that 'daddy has his girlfriends over' I'd give him as much candy as he wanted .

Seeing his eyes light up I felt a bit guilty but I decided to move on with it . My son was in the living room watching TV and dialing his mom and we were making out on the stairs . Once we finally got up to our bedroom the clothes were ripped off faster than I could see and I felt the same thrill I had all those years ago . I was the wild beast once more and it felt great . We were fucking in there for about 45 min before I heard my wife's car pull into the driveway and my pulse quickened .

When I heard her practically galloping up the stairs I had the two girls get on their knees and I was jerking off waiting for it to happen . When my wife burst through the door I finished in their faces and I could see the pain and sadness and shock in my wife's eyes . She slumped to the ground and starting crying and blubbering lmao I just smirked at her and said " There's your answer " .

She practically crawled away as fast and possible and started driving off . I thought I'd feel a bit of guilt but frankly I couldn't care less . She hurt me first after all and I had way too much self respect to just stand by and watch while she fucked another guy . The two girls left soon after calling me a monster jokingly and asked me to call them some other time . I went ahead and washed up and went down to play with my son . After about half an hour of wrestling around he asked me why mommy ran out of the house and I just laughed and replied mommy didn't get a joke daddy told her . Frankly , I feel no guilt about my actions and feel that I was completely justified .

I'd accept my wife back if she wanted but now that I've had a taste of this , I don't think I'll be able to stop . The thrill of new pussy is just way too much to control . If there's just one thing I regret is that I might lose custody of my son. I can't imagine life without the little guy around . He's watching his cartoons while I'm ordering pizza right now and I'm worried about what's gonna happen . So share your thoughts people ? I'd really appreciate it .

Edit: Her friends and sisters have been calling saying I'm a douchebag and that she wants to kill herself . I highly doubt it. She's staying at her parent's house for the foreseeable future.

Edit 2:She called our home phone after nearly a week and my son picked up and she said she wants to talk to me. Best to ignore?

false and homosexual

Happened last Monday.

yeah bro let's see it

I didn't take one bro πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I was asking if that's what you wanted as proof πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

you’re fucking useless smh

Shit, no wonder his wife left him, couldn't even cuckhold properly.

I'm glad she did too!

Imaging being so worthless your imaginary wife leaves you. Smh.

Whatever you say cuck . I'm sure it'll help you sleep at night.

he's probably sleeping with your fake wife

My sloppy seconds . He can have it.

Tell your son you'll give him all the candy he wants if he makes a photorealistic drawing of those two girls

Then post it here

Woah you a Satanist? And no I'm not going to do that.

That's what you want to give us as proof, it's called projection, and you've gotta plan ahead.

Oooooo

Would anyone online say no to that?

This did not happen, and it did not happen a whole lot.

Yeah , and aliens rule our world and Donald Trump isnt President and we live in a computer simulationπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

This would be more believable than your fake revenge fantasy.

You can be in denial that I did what I did loserπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ but it's not gonna make it any less real.

The emojis really help sell the idea that you’re not a teenager whose never been in a long term relationship with a woman who’s not your mom.

Dude . Everyone uses EmojiπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

The only people who use emojis are teenage girls, immature women, and dudes playing along with immature women so they can get in their pants. Which one are you, Becky?

My name's not Becky . But I guess I'm the third.

holyshit its a Ed Buttered Toast alt please kill me.

I use them sometimes in work emails so that I can come off as harmless and inoffensive.

It's a long term con.

You're definitely 14

Lol okay there is no way you have a job that requires a full time assistant.

Uh what do you mean full-time ? I work from 10AM to 4PM

Mr President?

If only bro. If only πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

You wish you were a 70 year old man who is mocked by his own peers?

He's the president of the most powerful country in the world . Who cares about what anyone says when you have that much power and money? Like why would you literally give a fuck?

Anyway, back to your fantasy. What type of career field are you in?

I'm a broker.

And you only work from 10 AM to 4 PM? Markets open at 9 AM and close at 4 PM. Do you just leave the moment the trading floor closes? And besides that, you would leave your office during peak trading hours for a non emergency?

Dude I never said I'm a stock broker

Wait, so you’re in a upper managerial position at a large real estate firm so you probably have a law degree or at least a masters degree in business. And you thought it was a smart idea to involve your personal assistant in a personal sex romp during office hours? If true, then you literally ordered your assistant to stop his office duties to engage in a sexual situation with you. Do you realize you just opened your employers up to serious litigation?

Uh dude we had one client meeting that day and he's a friend of the family . I don't think he'd mind that I postponed it by a day . We took care of it the next day anyway.

Oh so it's nepotism that put you into this situation

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Hey man that Applebee’s bathroom isn’t going to clean itself.

I'm a doctor! People trust me with their lives!

Wow I can't believe you would call the Top Mod of /r/Drama a loser. so much disrespect.

The third one is true actually

Lol too much 'The Matrix'? It's a nice movie tho.

you’re the worst person ever jesus

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Putin is president, don't you know?

No wonder youre a virgin

We'll give you enough time to crop the Brazzers logo out. Ready, set, go!

How did you get the removed text?! O.o

I did try the bot's suggestions but none of them worked for me.

I used an old voodoo trick my gram taught me

actually how? removeddit and ceddit didn't work for me

I looked at the OP's post history and noticed they were almost all [removed] and all in related subs so I clicked til I found one that hadn't been deleted by fascist mods and copy/pasted it here.

Yeah OP has spent all night trying to get attention for his fake ass story on every sub he could think to post to.

thanks gram

He's over trolling /r/confessions now.

Lol

r/thathappened

The spaces in front of the punctuation were more atrocious than the story itself.

^^^^ ΒΏ? 

I can't decide whether the trolling attempt consists of making up this shit hoping people will believe it, or it's a meta troll that deliberately manufactured something extra retarded and the trolling is arguing with people pretending you actually believe this shit.

/u/ThrowawayCQ123: you should look up assisted suicide options nonetheless.

it's really fun being as absurd as possible on reddit, cause large groups of people believe you no matter what. i'd say that is what he was going for.

unless he is fucking retarded and just gets off on typing LARP shit on reddit cause he wants karma or something.

Or writing lessons. I mean if he's going to write tales at least learn punctuation and how to build a decent storyline.

Fake

Nope.

Yep

Gay.

Nah.

Yep

Nah

yep

I believe you dude. But everyone else isnt as alpha as you and i. Maybe post proof for those beta cucks

Damn now there's three of us? This guy is like my hero, so brave. I am 12 btw.

Fake and GayTM

le epic master troller πŸ˜‚ with the low effort baits

this shit reads like a 12 year old's fantasy

Happened last Monday . Did you want a videotape so you can jerk off?

only if your dick is 7 inches+

Yeah . It's around 7.3 last I measured.

ayy bby hmu

You need help.

Lol how ironic

inches are not millimeters

You know what I mean.

Post Bussy.

He measured last Monday.

Do you want a videotape?

Why do you repeat "happened last Monday" as if it's the key to convincing people

I don't really know how else. They can believe me if they want , but that's what happened and their denial isnt gonna make it any less real . I just posted to hear everyone's thoughts on the matter .

I shit in your kids hair. Happened last Monday.

You'd be being slowly castrated in a basement with a dirty serrated knife while having ghost chilli peppers forced into your mouth and eyes if you ever laid a fucking finger on my son.

Bro, better go check on yer son. He told me some dude shit in his hair.

Happened last monday

do you want video proof of it?

Did you just tell me to fucking finger your son?

I also shit on your kid last Monday...and will be again this coming Monday.

Actually, every Monday will be shit on u/throwawaycq123 kid day. Both of you should kys, he's got no future if you're his father.

Yeah right πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ come and try you loser bitch. I'll have you flayed and chilli powder poured on your wounds.

Damn, you're tuff

Sounds like another one of your wife's fantasies. Maybe you should get your secretary to help you beat her to that one, too.

I hope you walk into to your wife being tagged team by two giant black dudes who beat you near to death for interrupting.

Learn your place cuck

Ahahahaha that's funny . Really . πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Like that's ever gonna happen. To me πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I dare someone to try that . Really . I'll enjoy their screams when they beg for mercy later .

I don’t think some Manlet is gonna even lay a scratch on a enraged bull. I hope he makes you suck his cock while your wife smirks at you.

I also hope this happens on a Monday.

Ahahahaha that's really fun . Nah I wouldn't pollute my hands touching him . I have people to do that for me. And nice idea btw . I'll have his cock cut off and fed to him slowly while someone sings a lullaby and pours chilli powder in his forcibly opened eyes.

Or he fucks your wife and nuts all over her and your broken bloody body

Wow . You're pretty good at making jokes . No one messes with our family . I had a kid expelled in 10th grade because he stole my damn sneakers. You think I can't arrange the torture of some loser who picked up my sloppy seconds?

No I don’t. I think all you’ll do is fall to floor crying.

Maybe in some far off parallel universe. In this one . I'd prefer to slowly draw patterns on his skin with a not so sharp and not so blunt knife and then pour scalding hot water over it.

Middle school is tough but you’ll make it out

Whatever you say cuck. Whatever you say.

Yawn.

Lmao are you of all people calling someone a cuck

Did that kid shit in your hair the same way that guy shit in your sons hair?

Nah . The cunt thought he could get away from stealing my new sneakers . I heard he killed himself from all the verbal abuse his parents threw at him for getting kicked out of school.

You should follow suit. That way we can shit in your sons hair with out you impotently crying about it.

When can I set up another appointment to shit in your son's hair?

  1. The earliest archived posting was submitted on November 11th, 2010 to 4chan’s /jp/[4] (Otaku Culture) board, in which the poster claimed to have seen the message previously on Operator Chan.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little β€œclever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Yawn.

Such a big man on the internet. It's a pity even in your fantasy you're so small your wife wants a real dick.

Dude . Like I said , talk to yourself and then kill yourself off this thread. You're not wanted here . Shoo doggie.

Maybe your wife wanted to cuck you with your son?

Dude , you have got a really messed up mind .

This but unironically

That's the real truth, isnt it? Right now your wife is chucking you with your kid

Uh no . Hes staying at my parent's actually.

Hes staying at my parent's actually.

Not only did you manipulate and use your own child, you can't even take care of his basic needs.

Good thing this is fiction or my heart would heart for your son.

He's staying because my family best it was that way.

Are they shitting in his hair like that other guy did last Monday?

I talk to myself constantly. It's like an actual real issue. I'm pretty sure I have adult adhd. I can unironically admit all of this on the internet and I feel so fucking superior to you. What does that say about how much of a shitty human being you must be?

Are you actually letting a 14 year-old get to you?

I think I might actually be. I'm feeling pretty talkative and it's 6:40am here so no one else is up.

Just tell him you had sex with his wife last Monday

How could I ever have sex with a fictional charact- oh this is just hentai.

u/ThrowawayCQ123 this guy says your wife doesn't exist, and also that he had sex with her

Couldn't care less no matter if what he says is true or not .

P sure you’re the one not wanted here, you illiterate child. lol.

no this is probably the only place he is wanted actually

Did the cucks get lost here on their way in or something?

He said he laid a turd on your son not a finger, tough guy.

That just gives me the excuse to be more creative doesnt it?

Last Monday I flayed you alive and shoved chili peppers in your ass while shitting on your sons head.

Kinda ironic considering it's your fault you'll probably never see him again

Who said so?

Your fake wife's lawyer is salivating at how the judge will respond to "he cheated on her and used the kid to help do it!"

And the judge will be a man who one of my father's friends surely has influence with. I don't need to worry.

my dad could beat up your dad

I dont doubt it . We don't need to defend ourselves . We have paid people for that.

lol your dads a pussy

Wait . So we have enough money and influence that we don't have to look behind our shoulder every time like scared little puppies so we're pussies ? Try a little harder next time cupcake.

u said my dad could beat up ur dad that makes your dad a pussy xD

In a face to face fight loser . If your dad tries anything while my dad's out and surrounded , I don't know if your dad will come home that night.

lol pussy xD

That's just being awesome lol . Not being a pussy πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

You are like the easiest person to bait in the whole world. Btw I've been fucking your wife for years, you've probably been sleeping in my cum.

I bet you fuck your son.

Heard it happened last Monday.

I'd rather kill myself than hurt my son in any way.

You should kill yourself anyway

Your life is worthless . I'll let you show me how to do it.

Wow, too retarded to figure out how to kill yourself. No wonder your wife left you for her bull.

Nah I just don't want to waste the time to think about how to kill myself . You're a useless cuck . You should do it. If you had any self respect or pride you would have done what I did . But oh well.

Sorry to hear about your insecurities man, to bad you ruined your life over it.

Wait wait wait . Why does everyone keep saying I ruined my life?

Exactly. This bullshit story didn't happen. You're ruining your life by spending all your time on Reddit playing pretend power fantasies. That's what's ruining your life.

I just don't want to waste the time to think about how to kill myself

Is thinking a time consuming task for you?

Turns out having you for a father is causing him harm.

Dude if you really did this your having a divorce and she's totally going to get the kids. There's probably going to be pretty hurtful to him. Also I shit on your kids head Monday before last, damn is it going to be tough to clean that shitty brats head.

You shit in your kids hair. Happened last Monday.

I don't do that.

You did. Happened last Monday

I don't do that.

OMEGALUL

I got pics.

Lol

your son is a cuck

He's 5 . I'll wait and see.

Can you imagine how spicy the hot shit load would be on your son's head after that?! I bet it'd make his little eyes water!

Why are you worked up?

It's not even your son.

I hope your kids get cancer and die.

He didn't lay a finger on your kid. Just laid a log on him.

It's to convince himself. By now he likely believes it happened, and that he has a kid, or was ever even married.

Does the knowledge you're going to die a virgin distress you?

Are you talking to yourself? Do it off this thread . Please.

Last time I'm responding because this is stupider than your regular shit. This was literally a question. It cannot be talking to myself by it's definition. You're going to die a virgin at 14 or 80 so it might as well be now.

Look man , that was a response to you insulting me just because you denied what happened to me. Now look , I don't like fights . Really , I don't . Frankly , if you have ADHD , then you're someone I can atleast talk to about it . But don't come in here and try and deny what I was actually saying . So okay ✌

Now look , I don't like fights .

Spends entire thread fighting with and threatening everyone

No, I want you to die.

Why?

Do you have a video tape? Many of us would like to jerk off. You seem to be the sort that would get his tiny little rocks off thinking about many of us jerking off.

Nah.

How is anyone stupid enough to believe this story? /r/prorevenge confirmed for being idiots.

I_Want_To_Believe.jpg

Happened last Monday. How many times should I repeat myself lmao.

Pics ot it didn't happen

Look no offence , but honestly believe me if you want and leave your thoughts or if you don't believe me you don't need to comment . K?

I can comment where I want to, kid

Nothing personnel

Sure kid πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ just if you're gonna comment on my post , then atleast suspend your useless denial and post some damn constructive stuff.

Shoulda broken your girls spine!

This felt FAR , FAR more satisfying.

Sure kid, sure

Yeah kid

Well maybe we should see what personnel have to say about that first, bucko.

Lol a few hundred more times and even you might start to believe it happened.

Suspension of disbelief. That's what makes it fun.

Also, like ghosts and a round earth, you never really know.

I dunno... say for example this is real, I think he just saved his marriage. But that's just me. She already was thinking of screwing someone other people. Who knows if she did it. He put a stop to her. Once ur wife starts to emasculate you, relationship =over. This is just my opinion

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Suspension of disbelief. That's what makes it fun.

...Except suspending my disbelief doesn't make this fun, it just makes the guy in the story look like a massive asshole who took his wife admitting to having the exact same cucking fetish he does, except because her fantasy involves her being in power he took that as a threat to his masculinity, cheating on her and emotionally destroying her in response. It's just cringe as fuck.

Also, like ghosts and a round earth, you never really know.

I'll give you ghosts, since although there's no evidence to support their existence, we can't know if they do or don't exist on another dimensional plane or something that we can't currently observe or interact with, but we literally do know that the Earth is round.

All the legitimate evidence points to it and pretty well all the respected authorities in the related scientific fields agree on it, not to mention that people have seen it for themselves from outside the planet within the last 50 years and it can be directly observed from the surface of the planet in certain locations with clear enough landscapes. Only a small subset of indoctrinated, brainwashed, inherently distrustful or otherwise scientifically oblivious people even question whether the Earth is another shape.

I'll give you ghosts, since although there's no evidence to support their existence, we can't know if they do or don't exist on another dimensional plane or something that we can't currently observe or interact with, but we literally do know that the Earth is round.

All the legitimate evidence points to it and pretty well all the respected authorities in the related scientific fields agree on it, not to mention that people have seen it for themselves from outside the planet within the last 50 years and it can be directly observed from the surface of the planet in certain locations with clear enough landscapes. Only a small subset of indoctrinated, brainwashed, inherently distrustful or otherwise scientifically oblivious people even question whether the Earth is another shape.

WHOOSH.

This srspost is ban worthy tbh

I smirked at him and told him to clear our schedules so we could get started with it

This is obviously something that very much happened.

I like that he’s so fucking dumb, it took is personal assistant to come up with the brilliant plan of banging sluts to get back at his wife. Quality work.

"By Jove, that's brilliant personal assistant! Sensational!"

And that personal assistant's name? Jesus Einstein.

Jesus Einstein -smoke- deGrasse Sagan Dawkins

AKA Walkin' Hawkins

Fuckin lmao! I cringed so hard reading this shit... I'd bet my left nut that it was written by an 8th grader.

"My name is Vincent Adultman. I went to the stock market today; I did a business."

man i forgot about bojack horseman. time to pick up where i left i guess

Red pill fantasies always involve a smirk.

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they really do, it's actually kinda sad that these losers are so far down the scale they're fantasising about being smug wankers.

you guys can call it bad baid but most of the retards in that thread still took it

It happened last Monday. And I can assure you it's 100% true. Why else would I bother posting it here ?

Because you have no life.

I'm living a far better life than you are kid. Maybe in 15 years when you marry someone like I did and she wants to try cuckolding you'll remember what I posted and you'll be desperate for advice.

I have a son I actually get to see and a wife that enjoys our orgies.

Enjoy losing your family. At least you have your assistant bussy to ward off the cold, lonely nights.

Wow she cucked you didn't she ? How pathetic are you gonna look to your kid πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Not as pathetic as a man who posts fake fantasies online as he lives alone because his wife left him for her bull.

Hahahaha that really cracked me up . Really . But no , what you're saying might be happening in some long lost parallel universe , if you believe in the infinite parallel universe theory , but not in this one , and again for all you trolls , try living a life as awesome as mine was and then finally settling down to what you thought was an amazing woman and then resisting temptation and opportunities no matter how horny I was , and then for her to bring THIS up . Maybe then you guys will understand where I'm coming from and you'll really think over if my actions really were that evil.

Bad troll. Stop wasting so much time on the internet and find yourself a girlfriend. THIS is why you're single.

I dont mind that I'm single at the moment . Least I'm rid of the psycho bitch that wanted to cuckold me.

Don’t shoot up a school faggot.

You should probably write that down in your notebook everyday to remind yourself not to do it you loser cuck .

Okay Elliot Rodgers.

Huh?

Learn to read Nikolas Cruz.

?

Are you retarded Eric Harris?

I don't know who you speak of loser.

Sure ya don’t you future school shooter.

Don't describe your future career choice cuck . I dont want to know loser.

This is just bad trolling my dude. I’d figure you’d put up a better fight but I think it’s obvious what the issue with you is.

Too much soy and Low T.

Whatever you say cuck . Im sure your little cucky brain is really smart . Cuckery cuck cuck.

Lmao a lot smarter than you dipshit.

Whatver you say cuck.

Yawn. Thou dost protest too much.

Some of us LIKE being cuckolded tyvm. Please no kink shaming in this sub

Ahahahaha a loser cuck coming to defend his cuckery. I'm not whats wrong with the world, you losers are . If you had an inch of self respect or pride you would have done what I did.

look, little boy, I've been fucking women for nearly 55 years at this point. When your wife gets old and fat, it's easier to have some young stud take care of her needs.

Cuckery cuck cuck.

12 year old confirmed

Add 20 years to that cuck . But yeah , I agree I can be a kid sometimes. Thats mostly why me and my son get along so well.

Autism

Huh?

Autism

Huh?

Ooookayy?

It's funny you call people kid, but you're very clearly 15 role playing on Reddit.

Even if the story were real, you'd still be pathetic.

This reads like some 18 year old kids tried to write a porn

Well I do agree I act like a kid sometimes but I haven't really gone through anything like this that made me write it up . So I apologise if it looks like that

She slumped to the ground and starting crying and blubbering lmao I just smirked at her and said " There's your answer "

So how is Albert Einstein doing these days?

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so just to set the records straight. on which day of the week did this exactly happen?

Monday.

oh so it was a school day and yet you wasted all that time writing a fantasy rather than doing your homework. hmm better watch out or your mom will ground you timmy

Fake and gay.

Don't mind the roasties

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Nothing is true, everything is permitted.

Woah . Assassin's creed fan here . PM me bro.

I'll PM you pics of your mom bouncing on this dick.

My mom's dead.

That's just what they told you. I'm so sorry you have to find out like this, but, well, you have a brother on the way.

Doesn't matter, that pussy too good.

Hahahahaha I think the wife deserves it if she was stupid enough to marry this retard.

I wouldn’t say she deserves it, but good for her finally seeing /u/ThrowawayCQ123 β€˜s true colors and getting away from the POS.

Dude the guy /u/ThrowawayCQ123 's character in this fabricated story is so deranged that I can't possibly imagine his wife thought telling him about a cuckolding story could go well. It's like telling Jake Lamotta in Raging Bull you think about fucking other men. How did this character hide his retardery for so long? I need to know for my own novels!

Honestly, I'm reminded of Jake Lamotta. It's a perfect tragedy, a character who does something reprehensible because he is so unbelievably insecure. I just imagine the guy smashing his head against the wall after his son tells him off.

I'd disown him.

Nobody cares retard

About your worthless existence ? Believable.

No, about you fingering your sons ass.

Child rape isn’t cool bro

I'm sure you have some really sick fantasies in that cucky brain of yours so just keep them there.

Not an argument.

Don’t finger fuck your kid you sick puppy

Unconditional love is for fags and cucks, I only love my spawn so long as they don't trigger my own insecurities.

For real though, this character is amazing. He completely misses the fact I think he's a walking tragedy and hones in on the part of my post that says "cuckold". I suppose that's part of inventing these characters, giving the character some sort of trigger that makes him act like a retard. Like your whole personality in this post and the other post revolves around cuckolding. It's genius!

I want your son to be a cuckold. I'd like it where because of your psychosexual drama, he feels afraid of his sexual impulses because he's seen how dangerous they are in his father. He loves women and respects them, unlike his father who only sees them as fuckmeat. He lets them fuck other men to prove his devotion; he would never want to impose on a woman, unlike daddy who was a big meanie dom. He gets cucked by selfish men like you. God, does that turn me on.

What if his son ends up fucking his future wife and cucks his dad?

Then he can have her . I'll find another .

See, that's how you think it would happen. What would actually happen is the dad would fall for a woman and they'd fuck and all, but then she would see his son and she would fall for him because he has a heart of gold. The son tells a story about when his dad came on some other girl's face to fuck with his wife due to his own insecurities. The woman breaks it off with the dad and loves the son.

It is here we witness the father's character break down. His love for his son is overpowered by his terror of being made a cuck, and he pulls out a gun to kill his son.

However, the father makes a mistake, a dreadful mistake, and enters the wrong house, and shoots a seven year old as they come around the corner of a walkway. The child is lying there, bleeding, and the father, hoping to escape, shoots the child again in the head, and runs out the door. Or he would've, if a shotgun blast didn't send his leg flying off.

The father blames it all on his son for cuckolding him, of course, and dies lonely in a cell.

I want my Pulitzer now!

/u/ThrowawayCQ123

You dun goofed kid

Uh like I said I wouldn't really care about one girl going for my son . Ive already sampled the goods , he can have her .

Hahahahahah I love how this character is such an emotional husk. Like have you ever felt the sweet tenderness of a woman telling you that she loves you?

God I love women. That's what makes this character so hilariously sad and amazing at once. He dehumanizes women so thoroughly that his cruelty is just second nature. You just want to give him a hug and tell him that some day he'll meet a woman he wouldn't just give to his son after sampling, but he's so dead inside you just shrug and laugh as he says he'd let his son take his sloppy seconds like he is some Bhudda figure.

I love it, I absolutely love it!

Felt it and now I regret even letting myself get close to a woman who wanted to CUCKOLD me . I should have just kept along with my lifestyle but my family forced it. I cant fucking believe I trusted her all those times when she said she loved me all while wanting to cuckold me . That's the one thought that helps keep me from regretting my actions.

This is great. Just let me get my Vienna couch and I will psychoanalyze you!

See, what is so tragic is that the character thinks cuckolding has something to do with him! The woman just wants to feel desired by the cuckold, that's the fantasy. It's an omnipotence thing. The woman gets to fuck another man while knowing how wildly turned on her lover is watching.

That makes this character doubly tragic, and far more brilliant as a troll character: he misinterprets a gesture made in good faith, a confession of intimate secrets, and taked it as a sign of intention to cheat. It really has pissed off so many people here, I admire your tactics.

I sense simmering tensions with your family. Ze Doctah iz in, tell mich about your izzues, ja? A stud reined in by a family sensing they have given rise to a fuccboi. Brilliant.

Actually my family never reined me in . We've always been this way . Weed out the weak . Keep the strong. If my son is weak , then no matter how much I love him , my family will still force me to disown him.

And how is being a cuckold not weak you little loser ? Its the ultimate sign of submission and weakness. You're . A . Loser .

Okay, see, now you fucked up. A second ago you said you should've kept your lifestyle but your family stopped you. Now you're saying your family did not stop you, but that they have always been this way. Try a little harder, you just fucked the game up.

They forced me into the marriage . They never expected me to stop fucking other women after marriage . My whole family was okay with me taking mistresses . My father and uncle even encouraged it . I didn't do it because I happened to fall in love with her and she seemed possessive and I didn't want to hurt her . That just makes it all the more infuriating . Understand now?

Oh come on. I clearly caught you in a bind, and now you're just making up nonsense. So you loved her, but then she told you she wanted to cuckold you, and then you cheated on her, and you're angry. See, your character is just as pathetic as he nonsensical. If you really loved her, you wouldn't have cheated on her, but you did cheat on her, so it's not like your character is any better. Why would you expect sympathy?

If you had just walked off and let her do what she will, that'd be great. But you cheating kind of proves your character is a vindictive asshole who justifies his shitty behavior with flimsy projection and whatnot.

The game is over, I am bored.

You're just sticking to your initial assumption that you caught me in a bind because the way I said it , you know you cant fault me . And i dont expect sympathy . Far from it . I don't give a fuck . I loved her and she wanted to cuckold me. Thats a clear sign she never loved me .

The woman gets to fuck another man while knowing how wildly turned on her lover is watching.

actually, in the LARP you are referencing, the female specifically wanted to humiliate the man. it wasn't about being turned on that he was watching, it was about being turned on that she was making him feel inferior due to another man making her cum.

you left out a very relevant detail there, in the story, this is why the main character goes on such an emasculated rage filled rampage.

Oh please, humiliate in the context of the game. It's a like a rape fantasy, no one wants to be fucking raped, they want some man to take her without any pretext or context, to be a slut for some man who takes what he wants, and "rape" functions as an analogue.

Unless you want to sincerely be raped; if that is the case, I apologize for my kink-shaming.

actually, if you go browse some cuck subs, you'll learn that they get off on how pathetic they feel. it's some weird ass bullshit, but a huge part of it actually getting off on the shame and humiliation and feeling like an inadequate piece of shit.

that is why they like the "bull" to be bigger and more muscular than them, have a bigger dick, be more of a "man" in various ways. they enjoy the aspect of the wife getting satisfaction from the bull that they can't get from them.

it's really quite a pathetic fetish rooted in self loathing. if i had a girlfriend who wanted to do that to me, i wouldn't do what OP lied about doing, but i'd certainly most likely get the fuck out of the relationship for sure.

It's probably wise to leave at that point. People want what they want, and when it comes to sexual wants, well, it is difficult to deny it.

You know, sometimes it strikes me that most cuckolds are really just men who don't think they're very atrractive and kind of give up and let a woman walk over them. They're like bar sluts who convince themselves "it's my choice to get cum on my face" but in truth they just don't have the will to do something else, you know? It's a real goddamn paradox; healthy sex requires an element of self-respect, and yet cuckolding, by its definition, is the abnegation of that self-respect. I suppose that's why people on this sub are fond of saying BDSM is degenerate; to healthy people, it is all a game, but most people really aren't healthy enough to divide the game world from the real world; there are infinite cases of disaster, where a man slowly finds that his dominant attitudes in a bedroom find themselves transferring to his wife in other situations.

It's something that's really been on my mind lately, and you raise a good point: can we seperate the sexual games from our actual conduct? One likes to think so: I don't think I can shoot fireballs because I play DnD, but something like sex is so intimate and raw that to just brush it off as a game feels dumb.

Something something bussy

God I love women.

gay.

If loving women is gay, then I'll never stop pounding bussy

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Now this I believe!

Oh no. I'm gonna try and change him first . If that doesn't work then I'll disown him.

How are you going to change him? I mean, do you even understand what makes cuckolding erotic? How can you change what you don't understand? To persuade the cuckold, you must become the cuckold!

It would've been better if you kept him denying that his son could be a cuckold. By trying to make the character genuine, you just make him obnoxious rather than infuriating. He's like a retard, you can't hate him because he was born a fucking moron. You just pity him. It takes the fun out of fucking around with him.

For real though, do you actually understanding cuckolding? I would die for a beautiful woman to have sex with her ex-boyfriend, and to tell me about it. There's something so fucking erotic about a woman who is a sexual force unto herself, who leaves me desiring her, knowing that she's taken another man in the way I wish to be taken. She's like a sex goddess, a fiend, an erotic powerhouse, a royal concubine, her heart belonging to me, her body belonging to herself.

You're a cuck.

I'll teach him that he's a man and I'll show him how to take a woman against a wall like she belongs to him. I'll do it as many times as I have to to beat it into his head that he's a member of my family and we don't accept weakness. I'm sure that in the end he'll be able to be what we need him to be.

I'd take your wife to the wall like she belongs to me. You know what else? I'd let her fuck you. I'd let you use her like a whore, and then she would come back to me and tell me all about it. We'd have another kid, and this one would actually come out right.

What does "I'll do it" even mean? Are you going to pound your kid against the wall? Are you going to have him watch you fuck a woman against a wall? I am deeply confused by what this education even entails. Why is it weak for him to indulge his desires? Who the hell is "we"? Society?

I fear I am.getting too deep into this role play. Someone, please, pull me out! I want to lose myself in this person's crazy world, if only to forget the mundane existence I am trapped within!

We is our family. I'll do it means ill make him watch and then make him do it.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

You'll make him WATCH! This is hysterical, absolitely hysterical.

"Now see son, you see that cum leaking from her pussy, I want you to do that, just like daddy!"

"Daddy, is it okay if I like the cum, it looks so tasty?"

"NO! That makes you a cuck you little faggot. Just put your dick in there, it's already slick from my creampie!"

"Why is putting my dick in not faggy but licking it faggy?"

"Because- because, ah, fuck it, you can lick it if you like!"

"I love you daddy! And you taste so good!"

Sometimes dreams really do come true.

That wont happen . Or if it does I'll disown him the next day.

"Son, I wanted to love you, but licking my cum out of that woman's snatch was just a bridge too far. I must now disown you, you little cuck faggot."

Geez don't make me sound that insensitive.

"Stop eating my cum! I never asked for this!"

Uh no . I'd just walk out and then have his clothes and stuff packed and move him into a hostel or something . Then I'd disown him .

If this scenario actually happens to you, I would be dumbstruck. That would be hysterical. All your hardwork, ruined by a moment's curiousity.

Yeah it'd be disappointing , but we'd rather fail trying to get something we want than settle for something we only half want.

my fucking sides

for real are you just LARPing right now or are you really a cuck?

If I said I was a cuck, I could very well still be LARPing. You will just have to be left in a state irresolution my dude.

You're getting cuckoldry all wrong. Its not about the woman actually. True cuckoldry is a relationship between men where the woman is a conduit to experience humiliation. What you've describe is merely an open relationship where physical flings don't really matter. A true cuckold focuses on the dom's masculinity being superior to his, not about his partner loving him more.

Ah, fuck, see, now I got to break out the old Philosophy degree, because I know somewhere in Aristotle's Politics he writes "siskonaut thinks I am wrong but in fact he is wrong!"

I disagree. I think cuckolding is about humiliation, yes, but I think part of the humiliation arises because they still love their wife despite what is happening. Admittedly, the cuckolding I described is not very intense, it's sorta like "bdsm" where the guy kinda slaps the girl one and twice and gives commands; the cuckolding you're describing is that next level shit, with ropes and ties and leathers.

Think of it this way; if the guy didn't give a fuck about his beloved, then it wouldn't be cuckolding, it would just be porn. Cuckolding is not merely feeling inferior to a bull, as though there is some objective rating system out there in the universe, but rather one's beloved preferring another man because he has something the cuckold does not; one can imagine a buff man being cuckolded by a nerd if the buff man's wife started drooling and yearning for the professor after a riveting and profound talk on the nature of cuckolding. This LARPing is becoming far too self referential.

The woman is not a conduit, she is the very cause of the humiliation the cuckold experiences. She is the selfish woman, who takes what she wants, and leaves her poor lover to watch and witness, and he feels that painful sting of not being chosen, like the last pick of a schoolyard line-up. Meanwhile, she gets to not only fuck some new man with that giddy teenage feeling coming about, but also knows that she is so sexy that her lover is actually willing to watch her do this to him. Like God with Job, so is the woman with her lover, challenging him to prove his devotion in spite of the pain she now brings about.

With that reverence for the beloved, cuckolding is just voyeurism; it's that another man gets to enjoy himself, that she finds him worthy, that you do not possess her and as a consequence you are not the only thing she wants that makes cuckolding possible. However, most people don't understand that without genuine love between two people, cuckolding is really just a woman fucking random dudes while a man who loves her, his love being unrequited, suffers much to the indifference of that same woman.

Hahaha this ain't bad, and I'm probably gonna be out of my depth here. I do agree the emotional ties need to be there but I think you're ignoring the connection between the dom and the cuck here. Ultimately it's about the feeling of lacking masculinity that the bull has. The love does exist but unlike what you said the point isn't that he loves her despite what he sees, it's that he gets put beneath the other man because as you said he lacks something the other guy has.

The ultimate goal of this isn't some test of faith where the man can still prove his love after being humiliated. It's more selfish where the man is fulfilling a need to be humiliated, and his beloved partner is a way to experience that feeling intensely.

i don't think you're a cuck because none of your LARPing is even close to an accurate description of actual cuck fetish. you may or may not enjoy your girl fucking other men as some kind of thrill, but that isn't cuckold fetish, that is just some kind of voyeurism. lots of men enjoy that, and it's likely from growing up watching porn.

you've sat there and jerked off so many times to hot girls fucking other men, so as soon as you get a hot girlfriend, you enjoy the idea of her fucking other men almost as much as her fucking you, cause you've conditioned yourself to be a voyeur.

that is, if you aren't LARPing, you could just be pretending to be a cuck while not knowing much about the fetish.

I like this operant conditioning model of psychology you have going on. I salivate at the thought of my beloved with other men because I have been rewarded by orgasms in the past.

I maintain that cuckolding occurs upon a spectrum (this discussion is hilariously autistic already) and that the basic definition of cuckolding is that your woman chooses, by her own will, to have sex with another man. What you want is irrelevant. If you want to say "wow, that man is so fucking hung and I'm a stupid cuck" or "this is hot as fuck" is irrelevant. She chose to have sex with another man, indifferent to your wishes. Your definition of a cuckold is far too restrictive. One can imagine a range of feelings within the cuckold: joy that wife is getting what he wants, humiliation that his feelings were not considered, pain that she has found someone she thinks is superior, and he who thinks is superior as well, happiness upon having his fetish fulfilled, curiosity as to why this turns him on, boredom because the bull is bad at fucking.

My cuckolding is different from the othodox cuckolding; indeed, I pronounce myself the Martin Luther of cuckolding, and anyone who teaches differently from me thereby slanders me!

well to be completely fair, the term "cuckold" quite literally means any man who's girl is fucking another guy. the term has nothing to do with anything deeper than that. however the "fetish", is really about humiliation.

i really do honestly believe there is a huge difference between thinking it's hot to see your girl get pounded out by some other dude on a very basic level, and actually getting off on how humiliated it makes you feel. seriously, go to a cuckold sub and read the shit there, the fetish is quite defined as something involving humiliation and feelings of inadequacy about not being to satisfy your woman.

you probably just like watching you girl get her pussy slammed out by other dudes, because watching hot girls get fucked is hot (hence the entire porn industry), and you just for some strange reason, don't feel jealousy.

i kind of get the no jealousy part, i've had girls cheat on me and i just shrugged and said i didn't give a shit, though i'm kind of fucked up and feel very few emotions in general.

Hmm... I am convinced. I will take your advice to heart, and study the ways of the cuckold, if only so my ability to disturb insecure men is enhanced to an unforseen level of power.

was a pretty interesting convo that i never thought i'd have on /r/drama lol. fetishes and stuff are a fascinating subject in general. it's a great way to learn about the basics of conditioning, like why does this weird guy jerk off to women stepping on goldfish?

cause he saw his sister stomp on their gold fish in rage the first time he blew his load as a young boy, for some reason. human sexuality is both fascinating and also utterly repulsive, and the more i learn about it the more i want to castrate myself because its fucking disgusting.

She's like a sex goddess, a fiend, an erotic powerhouse, a royal concubine, her heart belonging to me, her body belonging to herself.

That was fucking poetry my dude. Beautiful. And entirely unexpected coming from this sub. A real treasure.

What'd be hilarious is if the son turned out to be really into cuckolding.

lmao

Yah personally i like the bit where his personal assistant suggested they go pick up some women so he can ejaculate on their faces at the exact moment his wife came up the stairs - I don't know what i like more the face he supposedly came out with this idea to his boss as if it's a perfectly normal thing to say or that it only took them half an hour to find two hot women who wanted nothing more than to be used in this strangely cruel revenge fantasy...

It's not just a made up story the dude is living in a porn inspired fantasy world which bares no resemblance to reality in the slightest - actually i knew a guy like that once, was convinced that everything was sexual and everyone was doing filthy perverse things at all times... Absolutely hilarious character, he'd always meet women and get on with them then at some point you'd see their eyes go wide and them start to edge away and know he'd just said something like 'i've got straps and ropes at mine so I can tie you up while I fist your asshole...' was good comedy though, one time one of our friends old him she'd suck his cock if he put loads of ice cubes around it and he was sitting in the pub with loads of ice in his pants with us all laughing at him and obviously he never got his blowjob lol.

Wait are we under the impression this incel has a irl family?

Guy gets cuckolded ... Regrets it and rewrites history in his mind .... Lame

She WANTED to cuckold me . I acted and protected my self respect.

Sure buddy.

What is it loser cuck? Couldn't do it yourself so you're denying that I couldn't do it to defend my self respect? You're such a cuck.

lol

Lol

You've got an active imagination, good for you. You should post this to /r/relationships but make yourself the wife. Then link it here.

I agree I do have an active imagination . Mostly from my ADD . But like I keep saying to you losers calling me a troll πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ what happened, happened. Your inherent denial response to anything you deem uncomfortable doesn't make it any less real.

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Your desperate need to be believed betrays you.

And your desperate need to deny what happened doesn't affect me in the slightest πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

That's why you're totally not being super defensive to every post here calling you out on your obviously poorly crafted bullshitπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Meh I was . Idgaf now.

I agree I do have an active imagination . Mostly from my Autism . But like I keep saying to you losers calling me a troll πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ what happened, happened. Your inherent denial response to anything you deem uncomfortable doesn't make it any less real.

FTFY

I wish I loved an activity as much as you love calling people cucks and losers.

OR guy can only cum fapping to being cucked and is so deeply ashamed writes fake vengance porn that no one believes.

I practically facepalmed myself

u/ThrowawayCQ123, you sound very insecure. Should have gone with more than that.

Hm?

Yes

u/ThrowawayCQ123 did each girl give you a $100% dollar bill on the way out the door?

Uh no man

Why?

And I'm not from the US .

Where are you from?

it's the polite thing to do in that situation. maybe it's an american thing

Dude my family is affluent enough . We don't need $100 from some random girl I had coitus with .

Is your wife's name Alberta Einstein?

No

Wow. This may be the fakest and most stupid shit ever posted on the internet. You could literally make up any fantasy about how much you hate women and how much of incel you are and you came up with this?

/u/ThrowawayCQ123 this didn't happen on a Monday by chance, did it?

Hm?

Look guys , I understand you might hate me for the actions I took and I also understand your immediate denial response the second you read something like my experience. But , without wanting to be rude to anyone anymore , I'll just tell you in plain simple words , that yes , what happened is 100% true and I'm not trolling , fantasising or falsifying anything here . I'm not that kinda guy . Now , I'd really love to hear your thoughts on what the future might hold and how I could have handled the situation better , or anything of that sort , but please refrain from calling me a troll because , again , I'm telling you all that I speak no lies.

TL;DR

No one is buying it, man. It's coming off as a bit pathetic, attempting to sell your shame-fetish fantasy as an actually thing that happened.

Yeah man . Fuck it. I'll let those who believe me ,comment and tell me what they want . Fuck the others.

Honestly, you don’t even seem to believe your own story.

here the incel gets cranky nobody believes he has a family

Stop doing this , you cunt.

send videos of all your future sexual conquests to your wife, and constantly taunt her until she kills herself, otherwise she'll take half your shit and your son.

i know you said you had a prenup but that is honestly worthless and the judge will throw it out one the woman tells her sad story.

I couldn't care less about her.

DEW EET

Dude.

so you're not gonna do it? what are you a pussy?

Well, my honest opinion is that IF this actually happened then you are a terrible parent. I hope she brings this up in court because your story will not look good for you in a child custody battle.

Plot hole - kid wasn't breaking down the bedroom door trying to claim that candy after calling mom.

He actually didnt . He shouted that he called and I screamed " Stay there and watch TV. I'll give you once I'm done" . He's pretty obedient when it comes to me.

I thought the "I made a huge mistake" incest post was so much hotter than this.

Daughter dad fucking was in the story.

Literally what.

β€œI’ve always wanted to fuck other women in front of my SO so obviously when she expressed the desire of fucking other men in front of me I became a jealous dickbag and fucked other women in front of her”

Dickbag? This didn't happen, but it would be totally justified.

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Even in his weird revenge power trip fantasy, the guy can't even muster to fantasize about a better lay than two trash he picked up at a bar 2 pm on a fucking Monday.

Can't even imagine myself falling this low in life.

Who is at a bar at 2 pm on Monday? 12 year olds who don't know how jobs and alcohol works?

My sometimes. Depends when my boss leaves the office and how bad I need a drink.

I don't mind trolls coming into the comments here but normally they're a little better than this.

fake and gay

haha oh man. so he just goes to a bar, gets two chicks to go home with him for a threesome just like that? plausible.

his son greets him and the two bar sluts at the front gate and the girls pay no heed to him telling his son to tell their mother than he just brought two sluts home? plausible.

he perfectly times it, so that he is cumming on both of their faces just like you would in a porno, at the exact moment his wife walks through the door, then she slumps the ground right at the money shot, and he says a witty one liner like some kind of action hero? plausible as fuck.

i find this story to be 100% legit as fuck.

2pm on a Monday, there are always hot chicks bored at the bar and waiting to fuc

I came for a legit story and found a post obviously written by a 13 year old who also posted it in multiple subs to troll. This post is not drama.

I'm getting the feeling someone took the time to create a persona that writes a transparently fake story as part of a two layer character role-play.