Your condescending, contradictory bullshit isn't attractive to anyone except your frothing, basement-dwelling, virgin army.

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Of course Philly cops are aggressive, angry manlets desperate to prove they're not pussies

Not all cops are like this. We require a massive and well armed police force to effectively combat the illegals.

Not all cops are like this

of course not, if you had an all-manlet force it would be overrun with "urban youths" in a matter of hours

"urban youths"

I see what you did there. It's not okay. Please do not use that term in the future.

okay, how's "basketball-americanlets"?

Please stop.

I can't tell if you're more offended or I'm more unfunny or both or what

There is nothing funny about using bigoted slurs to perpetuate harmful stereotypes.

I'm having a real Poe's Law moment here

Exactly, the scientific term is niglet

You some kinda nigger lover or something?

nice edge you got there little asian boy

*chink

Not all cops are like this

Of course note, just all American police.

We require a massive and well armed police force to effectively combat the illegals.

That's the funniest shit I've read all day!

Thank you. When I was writing that comment, the only thing going through my head was, "Will u/ineedmorealts find this funny? I hope he looks at this comment and laughs. It is my only motivation. Please god, make him see this comment! Let him find it hilarious! I would've pinged you, but I didn't want to come across as desperate."

Please, in the future, if you come across my comments and if they make you chuckle- kindly insert a football up your urethra faggot. Fucking asshole. Who the fuck do you think you are? Responding to my comment with such stupidity. Fucking fat fuck. If you reply to my comments again in such a ridiculous manner again, I will find you and I will fuck you up, you sad excuse for a man. Go jump in front of a train you pathetic mayo dipshit. I hope your mom dies of cumonia and your dad kills himself by fucking her AIDS infested corpse. You piece of shit. Go kill yourself.

Good post

Filthadelphia!!!

fuck opp fuck cop pull up on your block so you can meet mr glock 😎😎😎

So edgy

The police can smoke in the US while on a call? WTF? I’ve NEVER seen this ever in the UK. I hope his time in his little bitty uniform is over....

He looks to be about 5’6” and ginger, so he makes up for lack of badassness by smoking a cig and attacking teenagers

That’s because the UK doesn’t have strong unions and workers’ rights.

Wut?!??! 🤣

In what world do you live in that it’s professional to be puffing away on a cancer stick while trying to maintain law and order? Huh?!?!

He was off-duty, spaz.

that bitcoin ad at the end was fucking classic I haven’t laughed that hard in like a week

what's so funny? it's 100% real

Lmao I'd buy that cop a beer

Usually when a cop says "you have to leave" and "you're trespassing" it's probably a good idea to leave, not stand your ground.

thats racis

She deserved it. Good guy cop.

I can't read his badge or his shoulder patch. Is he an actual cop or a Deputy Dawg hired for concert security, construction traffic details, and/or school metal detectors?