Pathetic New Yorker mentality. "Hmm I have tonnes of feces from the collective buttholes of my citizenry what do I do? Get rid of it on my own? Nah, here ya go Alabama I'll pay you to hold onto my shit is that cool?"
Note this is Birmingham, which is a super shitty city, and that everyone in the state hates, and even r/Birmingham hates. Huntsville is a great city, and you should come visit sometime!
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-03-11
You're not shit next to me. My genes are just light years superior to yours and I don't even need to look at you.
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1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-03-11
Well at least I don’t live in other people’s shit.
1 voicelesshoodwinker 2018-03-11
1...2...3..na na nana nana nana
Big Yorkers keep on turdin'
it's smells in my home I can smell only shit
poop is here around the southland
We buy New York's shit
And I think it's a sin
Turd stinks in Alabama
Where the lakes are so brown
Shit stinks in Alabama
Lord, those tacitos are ewwwww
1 COINTELPROxShareBlue 2018-03-11
Pathetic New Yorker mentality. "Hmm I have tonnes of feces from the collective buttholes of my citizenry what do I do? Get rid of it on my own? Nah, here ya go Alabama I'll pay you to hold onto my shit is that cool?"
1 snallygaster 2018-03-11
u jelly that u dont get to literally shit on Alabama
1 TruthPains 2018-03-11
Best NY Mentality. Alabama gets paid and gets to sniff rich, educated shit.
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-03-11
Ftfy:
AlabamaCarpetbagger gets paid1 ItsSugar 2018-03-11
Someone with better MSPaint skills should make a virgin Alabama vs Chad New York meme.
1 Neronoah 2018-03-11
/u/the_reason_trump_won
1 shallowm 2018-03-11
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1 dissident87 2018-03-11
Surprised they noticed
1 asdfghjklpoiuytrewqm 2018-03-11
Air quality improved significantly.
1 scatmunchies 2018-03-11
At least it’s shit from people without hookworm.
1 mmortal03 2018-03-11
My allergies agree with you: https://www.npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/2016/08/12/489619045/could-worms-in-your-gut-cure-your-allergies
1 liquidm 2018-03-11
Someone post that meme of the America shitting into Europe's mouth but change the text to New York shitting in Alabama's mouth
1 StingAuer 2018-03-11
Alabama begging for it because they need the cash, but then telling all the people living there that New York is making them do it.
1 respaaaaaj 2018-03-11
General Sherman do it again!
1 SethRichOrDieTryin 2018-03-11
remember guys, no kinkshaming
1 Tiepilot789 2018-03-11
“I guess we are not even as good as the fish, down here in Alabama,”
Hey, at least some of them know whats up.
1 wazzupnerds 2018-03-11
Note this is Birmingham, which is a super shitty city, and that everyone in the state hates, and even r/Birmingham hates. Huntsville is a great city, and you should come visit sometime!
1 liquidm 2018-03-11
Nice flair
1 wazzupnerds 2018-03-11
Ironic isn’t it
1 zergling_Lester 2018-03-11
You could defend Alabama but not yourself.
1 pepperouchau 2018-03-11
The nukes will come in pairs again
1 wazzupnerds 2018-03-11
Nah just need one
1 froibo 2018-03-11
No thanks.
1 Senator_Chickpea 2018-03-11
Roll Tide!
1 Zozbot 2018-03-11
zoz
1 Zozbot 2018-03-11
zle
1 Zozbot 2018-03-11
zozzle
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2018-03-11
This is a perfect metaphor for politics in the usa.
If you're a south park centricist.
1 Honk4Tits 2018-03-11
u/wazzupnerds thoughts?
1 wazzupnerds 2018-03-11
My flair kinda lies when it comes to Birmingham
1 Thot_Crusher 2018-03-11
What else would you use Alabama for?
1 SuperiorExcess 2018-03-11
New York: yeah um we'll pay you to dump our literal shit
Alabama: oh yeah sure nice money holy shit
Alabama: umm wtf this literal shit stinks why did you make me do this wtf
1 moraigeanta 2018-03-11
my life just got so much better knowing I am literally shitting on that state, time to eat some tacos.