I can only confidently guarantee that the prostitute you end up making tender love to (lol) will shower longer than she usually does after your 5 shameful minutes of disappointing her
I never get sauce discussions. e.g. overall Flemish brands of Mayo are heaven, but when you have to visit those uncultured Dutch swines up North, it's a disgusting trash abomination of a substance.
So when someone says "I love mayo", what does this mean? Do I like them because they've developed a life of love and balance, resulting in to the very least a basic sense of taste? Or do I hate them, because they've reclaimed the mouth of Lucifer, through drug abuse, doglicking and sucking the cocks of random 9-yo girls on the street?
/u/portaldark, answer us. Name us your brand, so we can judge.
I know it's going to be a few years, if not decades..... but I am looking forward to the time where we upgrade the age of adulthood, and limit children's access to the internet.
It's gonna be so much better. Maybe not for r/drama, but for life in general.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-03-11
I can only confidently guarantee that the prostitute you end up making tender love to (lol) will shower longer than she usually does after your 5 shameful minutes of disappointing her
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1 asdjfweaiv 2018-03-11
good bot.
1 whitem4ge 2018-03-11
and as a bonus here is the discord moderator that banned me saying he likes mayo https://www.reddit.com/r/nintendo/comments/6r48km/splatoon_2_mayo_vs_ketchup_with_official_artwork/dl29zaq/
1 Blinwar 2018-03-11
I never get sauce discussions. e.g. overall Flemish brands of Mayo are heaven, but when you have to visit those uncultured Dutch swines up North, it's a disgusting trash abomination of a substance.
So when someone says "I love mayo", what does this mean? Do I like them because they've developed a life of love and balance, resulting in to the very least a basic sense of taste? Or do I hate them, because they've reclaimed the mouth of Lucifer, through drug abuse, doglicking and sucking the cocks of random 9-yo girls on the street?
/u/portaldark, answer us. Name us your brand, so we can judge.
1 toynbeeidea16 2018-03-11
Imagine caring this much about being banned from a Nintendo discord. Or any discord at all.
1 whitem4ge 2018-03-11
https://i.imgur.com/yQsojUy.jpg
1 scatmunchies 2018-03-11
Going full on turboautist is a bold way to get yourself unbanned.
1 whitem4ge 2018-03-11
No, that's just how you're supposed to talk to soyboys, you have to assert your dominance over them.
1 COINTELPROxShareBlue 2018-03-11
how's that working internet tough guy?
1 whitem4ge 2018-03-11
1 whitem4ge 2018-03-11
1 toynbeeidea16 2018-03-11
HA HA HA, triggered. I'd have permabanned your ass too.
1 whitem4ge 2018-03-11
1 toynbeeidea16 2018-03-11
1 asdjfweaiv 2018-03-11
injustice, lol. You're fucking clueless.
1 Booawee 2018-03-11
wow you really come off like a douchebag whitem4ge
1 whitem4ge 2018-03-11
i'm an antihero
1 Booawee 2018-03-11
imagine calling yourself an anti hero lul
1 whitem4ge 2018-03-11
why imagine it when i'm living it
1 Kevin_LanDUI 2018-03-11
Jesus, are you 14?
Keep yourself safe.
1 3E4K3RWRGZPR970NVH28 2018-03-11
I know it's going to be a few years, if not decades..... but I am looking forward to the time where we upgrade the age of adulthood, and limit children's access to the internet.
It's gonna be so much better. Maybe not for r/drama, but for life in general.