Of course he won't, because the Nobel Committee is a made up of limp-wristed, effete, Eurotrash aristocrats. They gave our last president a "peace" prize for not being his predecessor, and have given actual terrorists (Arafat) the same prize. Trump could sign an actual peace treaty with North Korea and start the reunification of the peninsula then accidentally cure cancer by pissing in the tears of salty journalists and the Nobel pansies would probably give the prize Noam Chomsky in hopes he'd go on another apology tour for commie miscreants like he did when he took up for the Khmer Rouge in the 70s. The Nobel Prize, especially the so-called peace prize, isn't worth shit.
Nah, I mostly want to take you out to the woods in my van, listen to atmospheric black metal on my bluetooth speaker, do some fishing, then reminisce about more innocent times well into the night next to the campfire while we take drugs/alcohol and eat steak.
That sub was the best part of election night. Started with reddit's classic smugness and quickly transitioned to a source of top shelf schadenfreude and I didn't even vote for Trump. The whole ordeal must've been orgasmic for T_D.
OPINION: IF ONLY NIXON COULD GO TO CHINA, CAN ONLY TRUMP GO TO NORTH KOREA?
There are many examples of world leaders making bold U-turns when it comes to foreign policy, and a Trump-Kim Jong-un meeting might be just audacious enough to work
Nope. SK citizens see the North as a burden and the loser of the war. They don't want to associate with them; Unless its a chaebol running them to death for their cheap labor at Kaesong (which has been closed for years).
"The president will not have the meeting without seeing concrete steps and concrete actions take place by North Korea," said Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the White House press secretary. "So the president would actually be getting something."
She said later in the briefing that Trump would take the meeting only "on the basis that we have concrete and verifiable steps" toward the denuclearization of North Korea.
Just like he wouldn't run, he wouldn't win the nomination, he would never beat Hillary, he wouldn't scrap the TPP... where's that you are here copypasta when you need it.
South Korea has tried reconciling with North Korea for a long time. Spoiler: a xenophobic militaristic regime that threatens neighboring countries by firing missiles over them is not actually interested in establishing normalized international relationships.
It's more probable that Trump is going to Homer Simpson his way into handing over aid to North Korea in exchange for nothing of value.
I mean, the only atrocities being committed in the Korean peninsula are being committed by the north Korean government on north Korean people, and there's no way they give up the regime, so I'm wondering what a "peace treaty" of a conflict with no acts of war looks like? My guess is that Rocket Man is going to try to "art of the deal" Daddy, which is awful news because not only is he one of the most retarded current presidents in the world, he's desperate for something to point at that makes it look like he's not a complete moron.
but bad for dramacoin
You underestimate how willing people are to argue about this.
Like if he can actually do this so many people will be upset that no one is going to die in a nuclear war because they hate drumpf so much they want him to fail even if it means the apocalypse. I think the drama will continue.
Well considering there isn't a war currently between the US and North Korea, I'm not sure what would change with a peace treaty being signed. Unless the treaty includes civil behavior on twitter, of course.
Imagine the salt if Trump wins a Nobel Peace Prize for officially achieving peace on the Korean Peninsula. I can already iamgine the tweets bragging about his real Nobel Prize, unlike Obama's fake Nobel Prize.
This is not going to happen but I hope it does just to see the way politicians and the media try to reconcile this. I predict Slate becoming unapologetically pro-Juche as reaction.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-03-12
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1 newfagalt 2018-03-12
Kim+Daddy Peace prize incoming? That would be like another 2016 election!
1 RecallRethuglicans 2018-03-12
He won’t get the Peace Prize no matter what.
1 jubbergun 2018-03-12
Of course he won't, because the Nobel Committee is a made up of limp-wristed, effete, Eurotrash aristocrats. They gave our last president a "peace" prize for not being his predecessor, and have given actual terrorists (Arafat) the same prize. Trump could sign an actual peace treaty with North Korea and start the reunification of the peninsula then accidentally cure cancer by pissing in the tears of salty journalists and the Nobel pansies would probably give the prize Noam Chomsky in hopes he'd go on another apology tour for commie miscreants like he did when he took up for the Khmer Rouge in the 70s. The Nobel Prize, especially the so-called peace prize, isn't worth shit.
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-03-12
I want to be your friend, digitally.
1 jubbergun 2018-03-12
...like you wanna stick your finger up my bussy?
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-03-12
Nah, I mostly want to take you out to the woods in my van, listen to atmospheric black metal on my bluetooth speaker, do some fishing, then reminisce about more innocent times well into the night next to the campfire while we take drugs/alcohol and eat steak.
1 jubbergun 2018-03-12
Man, what a let-down.
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-03-12
Don't be such a queerosexual
1 cheers_grills 2018-03-12
Says increasingly nervous liberal
1 Chicup 2018-03-12
Nah, he's right. I mean this is a committee who gave Obama one simply for being elected and black.
1 nanonan 2018-03-12
A decision they regret to this day.
1 nanonan 2018-03-12
Daddy doesn't care for socialist globalist losers anyhow.
1 FedoraWearingNegus 2018-03-12
This sounds like the least dramatic result possible. Fuck world peace
1 NardDogAndy 2018-03-12
Donald Trump brokering world peace is dramatic as fuck. All the reeeeetards will lose their fucking mind.
1 buttermyself 2018-03-12
You know thats never going to happen, right?
1 AnnoysTheSoyboys 2018-03-12
Would you kill yourself if it did?
1 buttermyself 2018-03-12
Lol, no.
1 jubbergun 2018-03-12
So...what do we need to make happen in order to get you to take a bath with your toaster?
1 Zozbot 2018-03-12
zoz
1 Zozbot 2018-03-12
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1 Zozbot 2018-03-12
zozzle
1 buttermyself 2018-03-12
You could start by sucking my dick.
1 jubbergun 2018-03-12
Is that a proposition, and if so, are you buying me dinner first?
1 buttermyself 2018-03-12
No dinner, lol. Dont forget to cradle the balls.
1 jubbergun 2018-03-12
Damn, Ed, you know I'm not that kind of bussy.
1 buttermyself 2018-03-12
You are tho
1 AnnoysTheSoyboys 2018-03-12
I thought u got demodded. Why are all these retarded flair scripts still running
1 buttermyself 2018-03-12
You need some chapstick for your bussy?
1 nanonan 2018-03-12
Of course they are going to lose their minds, look at yourself for example.
1 buttermyself 2018-03-12
N Korea: We are going to keep our nuclear weapons and we want america to get off the korean peninsula.
Trump: Duh
1 OkThatsProblematic 2018-03-12
/r/eeeeeesist
Goes fully postal when this happens
1 jubbergun 2018-03-12
Too bad /r/the_meltdown lost steam.
1 _Suprememe_ 2018-03-12
That sub was the best part of election night. Started with reddit's classic smugness and quickly transitioned to a source of top shelf schadenfreude and I didn't even vote for Trump. The whole ordeal must've been orgasmic for T_D.
1 aqouta 2018-03-12
I wish I was stupid enough to unironically support trump it really does sound orgasmic.
1 jubbergun 2018-03-12
Don't sell yourself short. You're definitely dumb enough to be a Trump supporter, you just chose not to be. :P
1 Wtfct 2018-03-12
Having an embassy in Korea means free American hostages. Win win for drama.
1 1slumber 2018-03-12
world peace is the best piece of television to come out of the last 10 years, don't slander lord sam's name.
1 JohnTheOrc 2018-03-12
Trump is going to Forrest Gump his way into a unified Korea, isn’t he?
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-03-12
The phrase "Only Nixon could go to China" is about to get a facelift
1 Fucking_Christ 2018-03-12
Someone predicted it in may 2017,
scmp.com/week-asia/opinion/article/2093018/opinion-if-only-nixon-could-go-china-can-only-trump-go-north-korea%3famp=1
1 MarlaMaplesIsMyWaifu 2018-03-12
Do the majority of South Koreans even support unification anymore?
1 DefNotaZombie 2018-03-12
I'm friends with some Korean folks, and they generally see the idea of unification as taking on a massive burden
1 nanonan 2018-03-12
That's not at all the impression I have, but I mostly know older Koreans who are all for it.
1 DefNotaZombie 2018-03-12
I'm mostly friends with younger Koreans in the science and tech crowd
1 hoseking 2018-03-12
How could having 30 million impoverished emaciated undereducated brainwashed fanatics flooding across the border into your country be a bad thing?
1 Velvet_Llama 2018-03-12
As someone who lives north of the Mason-Dixon line, I can confirm that it is a real bummer.
1 cruelandusual 2018-03-12
You racist piece of shit. They were fleeing Jim Crow.
1 Velvet_Llama 2018-03-12
Touche.
1 PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2018-03-12
Nope. SK citizens see the North as a burden and the loser of the war. They don't want to associate with them; Unless its a chaebol running them to death for their cheap labor at Kaesong (which has been closed for years).
1 saddertadder 2018-03-12
It would be like if Mexico joined the USA
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-03-12
lol no this won't happen
1 siskonaut 2018-03-12
But WHAT IF! Use ur imagination my friend.
1 Singulaire 2018-03-12
It would be good for drama.
1 Chicup 2018-03-12
This is about how well it will work out.
1 jubbergun 2018-03-12
Where's the guy that does the "Trump won't run for president, Trump won't win the primaries, Trump won't get the nomination, Trump won't..." bit?
1 cheers_grills 2018-03-12
We are either at "Trump won't win presidency for the 2nd time" or "Trump won't get his head at Mount Rashmore" stage.
1 Pepperglue 2018-03-12
I rather he get his own Mt. Rushmore. 4 Trump heads doing different faces.
1 MG87 2018-03-12
I can't stand the fucktard but this would be impressive. Too bad it's not gonna happen, given that he flip flopped on this a few days ago. Sad
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-03-12
It's not his to decide whether NK joins SK or vice versa.
1 nanonan 2018-03-12
Imagine believing bullshit that leftie mainstream losers write. This is going to be huger than you can believe.
1 MG87 2018-03-12
Imagine being retarded enough to ignore what Trump's latest mouthpiece said
1 nanonan 2018-03-12
And Kim is willing to comply.
1 MG87 2018-03-12
Given how many times that crazy little shit has renegged on deals, how can you honestly believe that?
1 Fucking_Christ 2018-03-12
Read the end of that article,
https://mobile.twitter.com/MichaelCBender/status/972207585490284544
1 nanonan 2018-03-12
Just like he wouldn't run, he wouldn't win the nomination, he would never beat Hillary, he wouldn't scrap the TPP... where's that you are here copypasta when you need it.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-03-12
It won't happen because it's beyond his reach. Unifying NK & SK means that one of them gets swallowed up into the other.
1 nanonan 2018-03-12
No shit Sherlock. How is it beyond his reach if that's precisely what North and South want?
1 N0ahface 2018-03-12
They both want unification but they both want to preserve their form of government, so they aren't close at all.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-03-12
I don't think S. Korea truly wants unification. They want peace between the two nations.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-03-12
N. Korea wants to unify Korea but only if they stay in power. S. Korea won't give up their autonomy.
1 dongas420 2018-03-12
South Korea has tried reconciling with North Korea for a long time. Spoiler: a xenophobic militaristic regime that threatens neighboring countries by firing missiles over them is not actually interested in establishing normalized international relationships.
It's more probable that Trump is going to Homer Simpson his way into handing over aid to North Korea in exchange for nothing of value.
1 pizzashill 2018-03-12
Yeah, this is the thing about NK retards don't seem to comprehend. any treaty they sign is worth literally nothing.
They have no interest in peace or opening north Korea up because that would threaten the Kim dynasty.
Every once in a while they start "having talks" and promising X Y and Z and then they're back at their bullshit 2-3 years later.
1 Pepperglue 2018-03-12
And have China blame us for all the shits NK pulls when it acts up again.
1 Chicup 2018-03-12
So like Clinton and Obama?
1 saddertadder 2018-03-12
Maybe Kim took some drugs and had a change of heart
1 DistortedLines 2018-03-12
This is good for the world but bad for dramacoin.
1 Thulean-Dragon 2018-03-12
Nuclear war is the final boss of drama, I guess we'll have to wait a bit longer.
1 Strictlybutters 2018-03-12
Any shakeup in expectations is not just good for dramacoin it’s potentially yuuuuuuge for dramacoin.
1 ItsSugar 2018-03-12
I mean, the only atrocities being committed in the Korean peninsula are being committed by the north Korean government on north Korean people, and there's no way they give up the regime, so I'm wondering what a "peace treaty" of a conflict with no acts of war looks like? My guess is that Rocket Man is going to try to "art of the deal" Daddy, which is awful news because not only is he one of the most retarded current presidents in the world, he's desperate for something to point at that makes it look like he's not a complete moron.
You underestimate how willing people are to argue about this.
1 Starship_Litterbox_B 2018-03-12
MFW no one realizes Trump's goal is to aid a communist dictatorship in oppressing its people
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1 Fuish 2018-03-12
You have been banned from /r/Pyongyang
1 yourdeadwife 2018-03-12
Like if he can actually do this so many people will be upset that no one is going to die in a nuclear war because they hate drumpf so much they want him to fail even if it means the apocalypse. I think the drama will continue.
1 BussySundae 2018-03-12
Sounds authoritative
1 d4ddyd54m4 2018-03-12
Sounds like they kill druggies
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-03-12
It's a Singapore based news site.
1 cruelandusual 2018-03-12
Peace in our time!
1 freet0 2018-03-12
Wow I always thought he would accidentally start a war, but it looks like he's going to accidentally start a peace instead.
1 j1l1l1 2018-03-12
Well considering there isn't a war currently between the US and North Korea, I'm not sure what would change with a peace treaty being signed. Unless the treaty includes civil behavior on twitter, of course.
1 nanonan 2018-03-12
Except for the fact that there is a war between them.
1 j1l1l1 2018-03-12
No there isn't.
1 nanonan 2018-03-12
So when did the war cease? Oh wait it didn't.
1 Going_up_the_Country 2018-03-12
Well if you want to be a pendant about it, it wasn't a war for the US, it was a "police action."
1 Going_up_the_Country 2018-03-12
Well if you want to be a pendant about it, it wasn't a war for the US, it was a "police action."
1 Soi_Boi 2018-03-12
Imagine the salt if Trump wins a Nobel Peace Prize for officially achieving peace on the Korean Peninsula. I can already iamgine the tweets bragging about his real Nobel Prize, unlike Obama's fake Nobel Prize.
1 emjaytheomachy 2018-03-12
"Well really Obama and Bill Clinton set the stage for this."
1 d4ddyd54m4 2018-03-12
Jesus OP, how big a trumptard are you
1 Thulean-Dragon 2018-03-12
The funny thing is I could've sworn OP was once an actual, literal commie. She (?) was bullied for sucking dear Prince's cock too much.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/6vwdai/when_did_this_place_became_an_alt_right_uxnotch/
1 Mayocide2020 2018-03-12
They literally are a P_K alt. Pretty common knowledge.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-03-12
The Kim dynasty has wanted a peace treaty for a very long time. But unless NK completely halts their nuclear testing then it isn't going to happen.
1 OkThatsProblematic 2018-03-12
Will you hand over your modship and delete your account wen this happens?
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-03-12
sure
1 eva_unit_hung 2018-03-12
witnessed, give them to me
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1 mukumukum 2018-03-12
/r/politics on suicidewatch
1 moraigeanta 2018-03-12
This is not going to happen but I hope it does just to see the way politicians and the media try to reconcile this. I predict Slate becoming unapologetically pro-Juche as reaction.
1 MG87 2018-03-12
...Does he really?
1 WeWuzKANG5 2018-03-12
Trump is Reagan 2.0, compare their first terms, I have a strong feeling history will remember him much more fondly than anyone could imagine.
1 MisterLipton 2018-03-12
This but George W. Bush
1 InsaneHuckleberry 2018-03-12
If Trump gets a decent deal and signed treaty out of this, he will win in 2020.
As a result, watching people bend over backwards to explain why a peace treaty is bad has been delicious.
1 Velvet_Llama 2018-03-12
All for the low low price of leaving the Korean Peninsula entirely (and maybe Nipponistan as well.)
1 PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2018-03-12
Jesus christ, am I gonna haveta give credit to Trump for another good thing he did?!?
1 Deity_Of_Darkness 2018-03-12
I'm gay, and I'm not PK's alt. Furthermore I live in Canada, not the USA.