MFW r/uncensorednews will be banned, making them flee to Kia, banning them, and showing that Canadians always win

98  2018-03-12 by IqtaKadabra

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dont bother

Except the Stanley Cup

Or the womens gold this Olympics

If there was a rule that Canadian players could only play for Canadian franchises they would win.

How many best vs best international tournaments have we won in a row now? America went 0-3 in the world cup

Triggered

ye im pretty bothered about it actually

franchises

The absolute state of North American sports.

the world cup

You mean the tournament with the meme teams that everyone took super seriously and remembered for all of two weeks?

ye but Canada still did work.

She's canadian?? We don't want her.. Send her back to armenia.. preferably some time around 1916

I mean, how can you even be surprised that the craziest of the SJWs come from Canada. Toronto is like a training camp on par with Afghanistan remote mountain bases in terms of spreading ideology and terror on the population at large.

completely forgot ontario exists tbh

If only the world could.

Your insecurity is showing, BCuck

Anita is from the same city as the Ford brothers?

Fuck Toronto is weird, with Rob Ford, and big red, and Jordan Peterson and Doug Ford... What next?

No cups for 60 more years

craziest of the SJWs

l m a o

Care to tell me what's funny about that? The fact that he used the term 'SJW'? Are you so pathetic you get triggered by that?

l m a o

Anita, Ana Kasparian, Maddox... damn, those fucking Armenians are annoying. Turks did us a favor, just imagine if more of them was around.

my waifu /u/ekjp is more kawaii :3 šŸ˜

Imagine being so retarded you like popcorn.

I'm retarded

Anita can get it

Honestly though, she really can

I think KiA hates her because they know she too pretty to ever even look at their fat rolls.

You've got some low standards....

That was before she got really fat

She got fat? Dammit this is the worst thing gamergate has ever done to a woman.

wtf i love gamerghazi now

I puked.

Shit eyebrows and split ends. Are we sure sheā€™s not a tranny?

She's pretty.

You guys call me a jew for thinking taytay's hot but this is supposed to be considered pretty?

She's like average at most.

If it makes you feel better they're both middling at best

They'll work in a pinch, but both are flat af and plain looking.

Not ugly at all, just not attractive either.

Anita is hotter than Taytay.

take it back goy!!!!

Jesus you have low standards. Sheā€™s ā€œprettyā€ in a ā€œ3 AM, 8-9 beers, better her than an empty bedā€ kind of way.

I'm so lonely. Why won't another human being touch me.

Exactly

No.

straight guys ITT: akkshually she's not even that hot
If it weren't for your cock I'd hate you more than I hate id-pol.

???

You ugly bitch, but yo dick good. Comprende?

Also show bussy

Just make sure she doesnā€™t have that many beers, or sheā€™ll cry rape in the morning. Drunk people totally canā€™t consent, remember?

She's got that plain jane stable but boring sex once a week marriage look. Too bad she's a bot.

Too bad she's a bot.

I didnt know Sarkeesian was a Russian name.

Itā€™s armenian

Meh. She makes me think "puritanical Sarah Silverman/Janeane Garofalo"

At least with Sarah and Janeane, you're probably getting anal.

I understand Silverman has a thing for pissing herself, which sounds kinda fun, tbh.

Sarkeesian isn't unattractive, but I feel like she'd try to lecture me about the ethics of the word "slut", and then you'd be lucky to get a sub-standard blowie. Pass.

If by "it" you mean a dozen donuts, three cakes and a pile of twinkies, you'd be right.

Girl has been rage eating so much since '15 that her arm fat is about to launch it's own kickstarter.

Girl has been rage eating so much since '15 that her arm fat is about to launch it's own kickstarter.

This is totally something a not upset person would write.

It's actually not a bad line, though.

Anita's fans have like zero sense of humor about St. Sarkeesian and her holy velvet crumpet of womanhood.

Yeah her fans are really different than the people who rage jerk over thought of her ruining vidya

I have to be honest, I never really understood the fear here. She's an incompetent bimbo who didn't really accomplish anything other than stealing some kickstarter money. So meh.

Maybe it's because people who care about video games are clinically retarded and will throw unfiltered nerd rage at anyone who slightly criticizes their basement NEET life

Or some other reason idk

Don't really see how that's all that different from people who have panic attacks and start autistically screeching when someone says there are two genders.

And on the plus side, at least the NEETs leave me alone.

Don't really see how that's all that different from people who have panic attacks and start autistically screeching when someone says there are two genders.

It's not, which is why they should both commit Jonestown style suicide

Nah, its tyool 2018. Calling a woman fat over the internet is the equivalent of called a dude a virgin. Its boring and played out and indicates potentially serious mental defect on the part of the joke teller.

Calling someone fat in a somewhat creative way still counts I think, especially by drama standards.

lol whats creative about an arm fat joke? For fucks sake that some 2007 shit right there.

Bless your heart

I'm not upset, I think it's handy.

When it's hot outside, you can just wave at her and then when she waves back - enjoy the cool breeze.

This is totally something a not upset person would write.

This is totally something a not upset person would write.

Do you pay so much attention to her that you can make a graph of her weight during that time?

It's actually one of my many super powers. No fat chicks.

Something about women from the middle East can get it. Anita, Ana Kasparian, and a majority of Jewish women are oddly attractive

Add Sarah Silverman to that list too

She's part of the majority,

She's getting old fam

Dem titties though

Jewesses, Persians and Arabian princesses >>>>>> than any string cheese incident mayo yasssqueen

Is Armenia considered the middle east?

Ana stops being hot at the exact moment you realise Cenkā€™s dickā€™s probably been in her mouth.

She is such a qt3.14

Canadians win. Good one.

Us Canadians are superior to Americans in every single way.

Men's Curling, though

Donā€™t speak to me again.

Lower population = less bussy

Sorry, America wins again!

Add in the obesity and you get 3 times the bussy per homosexual act.

Canadians basically are Americans tho

It's called "North Montana"

Except the filthy French ones of course.

I can't find it, but what is KiA? And do people like Anita Sarkeesian now? I feel so out of the loop

/r/KotakuInAction

Some people always liked Anita Sarkeesian, some always hated her, and some didn't ever give a shit because they're not autistic culture warriors.

Someone find me some rule34 of her please

RIP Deepfakes

Here you go, buddy

Better than most deep fakes I've seen tbh.

Is that a deepfake, or just some camwhore who looks like her? If it'ss a deepfake, why does she have those big sticky-tape dispenser ear-rings?

thats just a camwhore

Deepfakes don't change the ears, just the main face area.

Because it's a Star Wars cosplay. And you'd have to be blind and stupid to think that's not a deepfake.

This is the kind of content Iā€™m subscribed for

Would it be considered misogynistic to tell her to chew with her fucking mouth closed?

/u/david-me this post is stickied at the moment. someone on the /r/drama mod team is actively triggered about KIA. Congrats bud, you've officially made it big.