This must be a day that ends in "y" because /r/normalnudes is having drama over how their rules are sexist.

42 2018-03-13 by IAintThatGuy

42 comments

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1 incineratechicken 2018-03-13

This is simply so we can have references to how aroused vaginas, and nipples can normally look.

FOR REFERENCE, SRSLY GUISE

This reminds me of those seventies pornos that had an introduction from a "doctor" so that they escaped the decency laws. I imagine the average r/normalnudes user is about as desperate as the types that visited a titty theater, too.

1 where_you_at_dog 2018-03-13

All male submissions must be 100% flaccid. As of 7/5/17 we do not allow erection submissions. If you look pre-fluffed for your pictures, a mod with either contact you or remove your post.

Add them to the list of hate subreddits. I've had enough.

1 Enfys_Nest 2018-03-13

Literal discrimination toward big dicks wtf

1 ratorture 2018-03-13

r/bigdickproblems

1 IAintThatGuy 2018-03-13

/u/spez, deal with those boner nazis.

1 DistortedLines 2018-03-13

There's literallt nothing wrong with cute erections

1 DesertRichard 2018-03-13

Yes, in addition my understanding of the no fluff rule is not that the arousal in itself is too offensive, more with males it distorts the normal size of things. A vulva which is aroused doesn't make it look twice as large, which the person wants to convey.

An erect penis offends xir

But this fupa bearing creature alleging it has a man’s body is not offensive. NSFW btw! You click that, it’s on you! Note the thirsty fuck say it looks gorgeous.

1 IAintThatGuy 2018-03-13

It's insulting to men to call that "masculine".

1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-03-13

Not masculine, just chubby. Which is not a bad thing, and can be changed. Relax.

chubby

When their stomach wraps around them and flops towards the ground I think it is safe to finally admit how fat they are. I am also sure the complementary diabetes, worn out joints, and heart failure is a bad thing.

Gag at the person calling her juicy.

1 CarnistHappyCamp 2018-03-13

Gag at the person calling her juicy.

le reddit ess progreeeeeesive

1 crimsonchibolt 2018-03-13

I'd call that more fetish then progressive as tumblr and 4chan has shown me and made me feel unclean for fetishes are more likely the culprit then being progressive now exucse me while i go find my husband or a dildo or fucking anything to purge that image from my mind. just fuck you that image was fucking ugly.

1 KingWayneX 2018-03-13

But this fupa bearing creature alleging it has a man’s body is not offensive. NSFL btw!

Do not click. Even if you like robust women

1 CarnistHappyCamp 2018-03-13

that's robust like a deflated balloon is robust

1 IAintThatGuy 2018-03-13

Do not click if you like women at all.

1 Singulaire 2018-03-13

Reduced life expectancy, worn out joints, lowered cardiovascular endurance, and a heightened probability of diabetes, cancer and cardiopulmonary complications isn't what I would describe as "robust".

1 CarnistHappyCamp 2018-03-13

i fell for your clever ruse :(

1 Enfys_Nest 2018-03-13

In which a pervert on the internet argues for his right to post his boner on a subreddit for """"insecure"""" thots to post their gussy in a """""non-sexualised""""" environment

1 IAintThatGuy 2018-03-13

99% of the females posts are x-posted on /r/gonewild by the user.

1 TaylorSwiftOfRdrama 2018-03-13

no boners in my nudes sub reeeeeeeee

1 Tick-or-Teat 2018-03-13

Aww got me with that Rick Astley bs again!

1 Lynnder731 2018-03-13

Wow, the people in that subreddit are even weirder than your average porn subreddit commentators. They're trying so hard to be classy gentlesirs and not like those other Chads who just comment "nice tits and fat ass 😍."

That may be the most perfectly shaped female reproductive organ I've ever seen.

1 whoopsforgotemail 2018-03-13

gotta say "female genitals" so that it can accomodate B U S S Y as well

1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-03-13

exbt a. http://reddit.com/r/normalnudes/comments/84bqub/21f57150_insecure_about_my_breasts/dvpgd1y?context=3

1 AlveolarPressure 2018-03-13

I know I'm already going to be shipped to the death camps, but please speed up the process if I ever post nudes on that validation sub.

1 IAintThatGuy 2018-03-13

Ja.

1 AlveolarPressure 2018-03-13

Danke bby 😘

1 LoveandBonor 2018-03-13

Reddit is weird and stupid

1 YoMothaFlippin 2018-03-13

Taking a degenerate sub that seriously

1 crimsonchibolt 2018-03-13

rule 34 still has occasional bitch fits over the lack of yaoi which yeah the lack of gay shit there is saddening.

1 Chicup 2018-03-13

Like the guys aren't using the half chub trick.

1 Nex1983 2018-03-13

/u/Seesyounaked, was your intention to create one of the cringiest subs ever or did you acheve that by accident? When you have to remove erect dicks from front page all the time and read pathetic virgins sucking up to land whales do you does that make you realize that your life has no meaning?

1 IAintThatGuy 2018-03-13

Additional question : is the username designed for maximum creepyness on purpose, or is it just how his brains naturally operates?

1 Seesyounaked 2018-03-13

Just how my brain operates. I'm a dude who likes them nudes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

If only I could be like you, though... Look at this winner ladies and gentlemen! 10 month old account with 49k post karma and 66k comment karma? What, do you live on reddit? Got nothing better to do, eh? Goddamn look at how often you seek attention and approval online! You've got quite a fulfilling life my friend! Keep on shitposting and critically judging everyone but yourself ;)

Hilarious anyone in this thread might think you're anything more than a basement dwelling incel looking to spread the sadness he feels 24/7.

But whatever, none of my business. I'm going out to dinner with my wife and kids while you sit at your computer while mommy does your laundry and makes your tendies.

1 Nex1983 2018-03-13

I'm going out to dinner with my wife and kids

If you really have non-imaginary wife and kids why are you neglecting them while moderating porn sub for freaks? Don't you think you should be raising your kids instead of banning erect dicks and people who insult feelings of fat, pathetic people who post in r/normalnudes? "Oh, sorry, dad doesn't have time to help you with homework, he has to convince some fat slut online she's actually attractive slut." Sad!

1 Seesyounaked 2018-03-13

I spend like 10 minutes a day max moderating... lol.

1 Unicorn_Abattoir 2018-03-13

How much of that is spent determining if a penis is pre-fluffed?

1 backltrack 2018-03-13

Do you have to prefluff for your wife?

1 IAintThatGuy 2018-03-13

Look at this winner ladies and gentlemen! 10 month old account with 49k post karma and 66k comment karma? What, do you live on reddit? Got nothing better to do, eh?

I posted a few stuff that made front page, and a few popular comments. Look at the breakdown in my history, it does the math for you.

Is someone who mods an amateur porn subreddit lecturing me about my online activity though?

1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-03-13

/r/difficult_to_fap_to

1 IAintThatGuy 2018-03-13

Because there aren't enough dick pics for your taste?

1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-03-13

Well, look at it this way: the dick pics aren't what will turn you gay.

1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-03-13

/r/subnormal_nudes

1 Chukril 2018-03-13

Hey /u/Seesyounaked how small is your wee wee?