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Who broke you Ed?

Ed is living proof that you need a wall

mods, they keep bring him up and then throwing him back down. Poor guy is slowly losing it.

Do you think it's coincidence he was absent for the exact same time the CIA uses to brainwash people into school shootings?

yeah

What did you mean by this?

It's a sign. Ed is Q and this is a code.

I guess he was gone for the past few days because he had important secret agent stuff to do.

He was busy discovering what wicked plots Rex Tillerson was cooking up against Daddy.

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Ed, do us all a favor and follow this guide

No u

You are so right.

It hurts me deeply when people rub in my face that I am not actually an attack helicopter.

I find that cutting them off is the best way to preserve my sanity.

They can tell me that I will never have gleaming, powerful rotors, but in my heart I know that I am a turbine powered engine of death. No discussion required.

that was a totally fitting place to input your crippling fear of trannies, good job centipedo!

why do u downvote me 😞

i did not

why the fuck do you even think about, let alone write comments about downvotes?

social anxiety

Anti-Ed posts are suddenly controversial again

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You are a worse /u/basicallyadoctor, who is himself a worse /u/bottomlulz. You are a copycat of a copycat of someone that might be literally retarded. Not only have you been a drama mod, but you also somehow lost that position, which is even more pathetic.

You should honestly keep yourself safe.

Imagine being this triggered

Imagine thinking that was a serious post

Looked pretty long to me

YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES

NONONONONONONONONONO

Acceptable use of birb

/u/Ed_ButteredToast I demand you reply to these parrots with more parrots

^GAAAY

I'm now experimenting with partyparrots and text, I like these new gay parrots

This is peak white people nonsense

Ed, are you ok?

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Please be ok.😊

this but not

RedactED.

Is this code? Are you Qanon really?

Did I trigger you with my comment, cuck? Keep yourself safe.

imagine thinking you could stop an Unstoppable Force

If eloquent speech with advanced vocabulary is the highest form of communication, then below that must be slightly dumbed down speech. Below that must be mixtures of symbols and words. Below that is pure symbols. Below that, and at the bottom rung, is a series of indecipherable blocks.

This is literally more retarded than cave drawings.

collud...e... wit... h. r.ussia....

The last time I saw a text written like that, it was in a dark hentai visual novel. After the text a rape scene involving drugs, a murder and multiple teenage pregnancies happened

...this, but ironically?...

I always thought I’d have children. Growing up in a family of four, it was simply one of those assumptions I made, in the same way as I assumed my older sister would always be able to draw better than me (she can) and our pet cat would be around forever (he wasn’t).

But it hasn’t turned out like that. I’m now in my late-30s, divorced, single, and the pitter-patter of tiny feet is not to be heard in the hallway. Not least because I don’t have a hallway, and live in a flat in north London.

My professional life is on track. At around the same time I was busily assuming I’d have children, I also nurtured ambitions to be an author and journalist. I’ve managed that. The procreation has been trickier.

I’m not alone: a recently published international league table has found that a fifth of British women are childless in their early 40s – a figure exceeded only by Spain and Austria. The rate of childlessness among UK women is increasing sharply and is up by almost 50 per cent since the mid-1990s.

What lies behind this trend? From my own experience, I think it comes down to two things. The first is that the men I’ve been in relationships with either haven’t been ready or willing to become fathers. That says a lot about the conspicuous failure of my own judgement. But it also speaks to a society that enables men to waft around attempting to find themselves and establish their careers through their 30s while women have to balance job progression with the ticking of a biological clock. (Oh, you didn’t realise women also want to spend time focusing on their career? Yeah. They do. It’s just they’ve had to do it at the same time as everything else.)

The second factor is that, at school, the minimal sex education I was subjected to was entirely focused on the terrors of accidental pregnancy. It was repeatedly drummed into us that contraception was absolutely necessary in order to avoid ruining our lives by allowing a feckless man to impregnate us before we were ready.

I spent much of my 20s fervently avoiding pregnancy as if it were a communicable disease. I went on the pill at 19 and didn’t come off it for 14 years. No-one told me that was a bad idea. No GP informed me of what it might mean for my fertility. I simply embraced the freedom that came with it.

I don’t know if being on the pill for that long contributed to my difficulties in getting pregnant, but I suspect it can’t have helped. After two years of fruitless trying, I had two cycles of (unsuccessful) IVF. Several months later, I got pregnant naturally only to miscarry at three months. Since then, I’ve frozen my eggs in an attempt to take out some sort of insurance policy against the future, but most of the science tells us that’s a process more likely to fail than succeed.

I still hope to be a mother one day, but I’m aware it might not happen - at least not in a conventional biological sense. It’s not because I’ve chosen this or because I’m the career-obsessed harpy of popular imagination; it’s simply the way things have happened.

It would be great if sex education at school could focus on the uncertainty of fertility as well as pregnancy prevention. Most importantly, boys should be taught this too.     

wait this is pasta,I have seen this before.

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It seems like some are getting upset due to the punishment for their actions. Maybe you all should've taken the warning as a serious matter.

It's wise to walk away from this. As some of you are already finding out. I said I could make things happen. Did each one of you think I was joking? It's not hard to do honestly. Know the laws and it will apply.

It's best that the mods go ahead and remove this to save everyone on these threads from the same fate as some have experienced. DMCA applied as I stated and you all thought that was a joke. You do realize a United State law applied and anyone caught performing any of these offenses can see a ban.

Reddit is not playing with people who have the ability to get them shut down due to laws. You all think this is funny, how is it now that you know you will suffer from your actions?

You all cried about a stupid thing and it got you in trouble. Hence the word sheeple being used. You all followed each other blindly. I did make a post about this, you all downvoted it this way others wouldn't see it.

Mods, its advice to remove all content related to this and prevent others from reopening. It's all about wording people. You think you were smart when in reality, you were losing this whole battle.

Let something be in the past or face the same fate as some have already. It would be a shame if Reddit finds out that the punishments weren't working. They hated when a member knew more about the site then the majority of the staff and members of the site. You do realize that when you repeat the offenses you get a worse punishment, right?

Taking me as a joke didn't work now, did it?

So, what did everyone learn from this?

I can tell you what you should've learned from all this. You should've learned that being bullies cause issues in this world. That when you follow others in the activity they're doing, doesn't always mean that it's correct. You all jumped off the bridge because the other's did the same. You all thought it was fun and awesome to do.

One of you even went so far to post a piece of the terms but that didn't apply to legal laws. You do realize, Reddit will not play with laws. The reasoning behind this is that messing with laws can result in the website being taken down. Unfortunate, copyright laws were in effect. Hence the reason for any links to the images was removed. They will continue to be removed and anyone failing to comply with copyright laws will more likely result in a permanent ban. It's not risking your account just because other's are doing something.

For reference, we did find out that bullying did have a play in the latest high-school shooting.

The younger brother of the man who killed 17 people at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High school told investigators that he bullied his sibling when they were younger, according to a sheriff's report.

No, I am not stupid as this guy. However, you do need to wake up and realize that this can be a result due to bullying. None of you even realized that asking prior being the way you're would've been better.

Even though the majority of you don't read or didn't read. I actually stated what happened.

I will restate what happened:

I just got off work and gotten the new device, thought I would share a photo of the device. At the time, I didn't even know about the fingers. If I would've, they would have been cleaned.

I honestly hate dirty hands. However, I won't cry like a little bitch about something so small.

Maybe, it's wise to let something that died and got people in trouble to stay dead. Wouldn't want Reddit to go through banning for good this time, would we?

I advise everyone to read this thoroughly.

I had no intentions of going this route when a member state to quit it or to stop, it's best to take that advice as a warning. What you guys did was the same thing that bullies do. I bet the majority of you are against bullying. However, here you guys are doing the exact same thing you claim to be against. I am however against bullying. I take this subject seriously. I have had someone in my life taken their own life due to bullying. You may not even realize it but in the United States, Cyberbullying is becoming a major thing to be considered as illegal. In Calfornia, it's already becoming there. As for Reddit, they are located in Calfornia, United States.

Did you know that for every minute a person is bullied another is committing suicide due to bullying? Was this your intentions? Probably now, however, this could be a result of this outcome. So, next time think about doing. Just become others are doing it, doesn't mean it's right.

Hopefully, you all learn. Don't reply with stupid shit. It will get you in more trouble then you would wish. Take this as a warning and you're fine. If you continue, well ask your buddies how they thought this was a good idea and ended up paying for it.

You're looking for:

Lumens (brightness) Kelvin (the color/temp of the light) LED is the way to go since they're a lot less expensive than they used to be and they last almost forever. They also consume very little electricity.

They mark them in brightness and in "warm" or "hard."

For example: I like bright white light in my bathrooms. So I run about 6500 Kelvin which is bright white, not the yellow light that people refer to as "warm." I personally can't stand yellow light.

If you want yellow/warm light then you need a lower Kelvin.

Check out this chart.

You'll probably want around 3500K. Some people say LED has a hard time achieving that warm/yellow light people are used to with regular bulbs, and while that's true, it's easy to get used to. Plus the durability and energy savings alone make it worth the change.

When it comes to brightness, you're measuring lumens. Check out this chart.

Now if you get a 10watt LED bulb at 3500K then it's the same as a 60watt regular bulb at 3500K. You can power 6 of those LED bulbs for what it takes to power only 1 regular bulb.

So simply, you're looking for about 3500K for warm light, at 800-1100 lumens, or 60 watt for a regular bulb, 10 watt for an LED bulb, or 13 watt for a fluorescent.

For harder light, closer to sunlight, or what some people refer to as pure white or even blue, you're going to want more than 5000K.

Keep in mind that with fluorescent bulbs, the brightness takes awhile to build up. They turn on soft and increase with brightness over about an hour.

I didn't know Ed was vacationing in /r/seventhworldproblems

This but unironically

Ed is the hero we need

!redditsilver

Here's your Reddit Silver, buttermyself!

/u/buttermyself has received silver 4 times. (given by /u/buttermyself) info

Thanks for the silver kind stranger!

What does he mean by this?

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You spam me, I spam you. /s

DUDE KYS LMAO

I legitimately miss Daddy Ed 😢

mayocide when

It's done. Wire me the usual amount.