tfw no moonchild to bring about the endtimes

101 2018-03-13 by snallygaster

101 comments

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1 toynbeeidea16 2018-03-13

FULLY agree with that last line in particular...and have been saying that in this board over and over.

The book of Revelation got its name from the line in the beginning of it. It says "The Revelation of Jesus Christ" Or in modern terms, THE REVEALING OF JESUS CHRIST!

The EYE OPENING, the UNCOVERING, the EXPOSURE of the holy spirit.

The apocalypse, aka, the apocalypse of John - was an eye opening event, he SAW what was going on, and what was to come.

The resurrection mentioned throughout the Bible? The one that "Flesh and Bone" cannot take part in? Is a SPIRITUAL Resurrection. Not a PHYSICAL as churches teach, based on RCC lies. In the end there is a SPIRITUAL ressurection, a SPIRITUAL AWAKENING. THE GREAT AWAKENING. The STORM? LOOK NO FURTHER THAN THE 7 THUNDERS IN REVELATION!

Is this shit for really reals, do you think, or are they larping up a storm over there and we're not in on the joke?

1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-03-13

I'm guessing it started out as a LARP and got out of hand once the true believers showed up

1 Matues49 2018-03-13

So basically r/The_Donald 2.0?

1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-03-13

But with more crazy boomers

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-13

Just one more reason to ban old people from the internet.

1 ThenTheGorursArrived 2018-03-13

I agree, they should be kicked out like you from the mod team.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-13

top 10 anime betrayals

1 whenweriiide 2018-03-13

Glad to have you back man

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-13

Thanks! Haven't seen you around these parts often (from looking at your username)

1 whenweriiide 2018-03-13

Pretty new here in terms of commenting, but I've been lurking for a while!

1 toynbeeidea16 2018-03-13

NEWFAG ALT

1 whenweriiide 2018-03-13

DO WHAT YOU MUST

1 Ed_BotteredToast 2018-03-13

Pretty new here in terms of commenting, but I've been lurking for a while!

Looks like your mental health is deteriorating.

1 whenweriiide 2018-03-13

yes, thank you

1 [deleted] 2018-03-13

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1 better_bot 2018-03-13

It's the_Donald on bad acid.

1 where_you_at_dog 2018-03-13

Most of them are 100% larping at this point.

1 snallygaster 2018-03-13

The ones who came from places other than the chans are legit. This isn't new territory.

1 WikiTextBot 2018-03-13

Christian Patriot movement

The Christian Patriot movement is a radical and extremist movement of American political commentators and activists. They promote various interpretations of history based on their belief that the federal government has turned against the ideas of liberty and natural rights expressed in the American Revolution, and against what they believe to be America's Christian heritage.

1 shallowm 2018-03-13

somewhat related

1 LadyVetinari 2018-03-13

They're really not larping, they are just old people with internet access

1 scatmunchies 2018-03-13

Unaware larping is usually just called delusional behavior.

1 froibo 2018-03-13

If we are in the end times why havn't these people ascended yet? As if hell on Earth isn't bad enough, please have mercy.

1 JumbledFun 2018-03-13

/u/akilyoung do you honestly think Q is a team of angels working to save the world through 8chan?

1 [deleted] 2018-03-13

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1 grungebot5000 2018-03-13

shit’s gone on way too long to be an inside joke

1 miraclebelly 2018-03-13

u/akilyoung is there SOMETHING about being a BABY boomer that REQUIRES all of this CAPITALIZATION.

Fucking Christ can we PLEASE ban OLD people FROM the INTERNET

1 akilyoung 2018-03-13

LMAO Im probably younger than you XD LOLOLOLOL

1 miraclebelly 2018-03-13

Then WHY do you CHOOSE to type like a RETARD?

Also, do you think Trump and Bill Clinton enjoyed their flights on the pedo plane with their pedo plane with their good friend Epstein?

1 wtfuxlolwut 2018-03-13

I've always found random capitalization of words a poster feels the need emphasize are a clear indication of mental illness.

1 holditsteady 2018-03-13

there is an endless amount of crazy people out there, these people really believe this shit.

1 TheNerdyBoy 2018-03-13

Pasta al dente 😚👌

1 [deleted] 2018-03-13

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1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2018-03-13

Aka lucifer of the night

Someone call Dayman, we need someone to fight the Nightman.

1 Captainbro9000 2018-03-13

Well first, you need to pay the troll toll to get into the boys hole

1 JumbledFun 2018-03-13

/u/richtaco91 do we actually know for sure that Barbara Bush is a moonchild born from the semen of Alistair Crowley?

1 richtaco91 2018-03-13

We don’t. I’m sure she does. She also looks like him a lot. That rumor is pretty old too. It’s lasted

1 JumbledFun 2018-03-13

nah dude you're missing the mark. The real culprit behind all of this is so obvious

1 richtaco91 2018-03-13

Enlighten me

1 JumbledFun 2018-03-13

do you not know how to click a link? God you boomers are such luddites

1 richtaco91 2018-03-13

Boomers ?

1 JumbledFun 2018-03-13

do you think Q is an agent of God come to save us through the forums 4chan and 8chan?

1 richtaco91 2018-03-13

No.

1 JumbledFun 2018-03-13

wow aren't you a fucking deepstate shill then

1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-03-13

Do you have any seasoning tips for spirit cooking?

1 Time_to_Drink 2018-03-13

I thought you guys just used the fresh blood of gentile infants to season food?

1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-03-13

Yeah but I wanna pay a visit to flavortown

1 CultOfCuck 2018-03-13

/u/Time_to_Drink, You need to use the bris offcuts to really get to flavourtown.

1 Time_to_Drink 2018-03-13

No thanks, I'm vegan

1 CultOfCuck 2018-03-13

We are all kale males on this blessed day.

^{I could never give up the cheese, milk and eggs personally. But red meat isn't necessary.}

1 LightUmbra 2018-03-13

White """""people"""" don't use seasoning.

1 shredler 2018-03-13

Do you honestly believe in spirit cooking and moon children? Like do you believe they have special powers? (They don't)

1 richtaco91 2018-03-13

What’s ur power

1 shredler 2018-03-13

I'm not sure what you're asking. pls answer my question

1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-03-13

Actually, I kinda wanna know what your power is too now

1 scatmunchies 2018-03-13

He’s a power bottom.

1 Dioskilos 2018-03-13

Lucifer/Light bearer is Venus (morning star) not the moon.

1 richtaco91 2018-03-13

In what religion? I’m no expert in Crowley but he made up his own thing.

1 Dioskilos 2018-03-13

Click on occultism. But as you can see it's pretty well agreed upon for the major religions.

1 WikiTextBot 2018-03-13

Lucifer

Lucifer ( LOO-sif-ər) is a name that, according to dictionaries of the English language, refers to the Devil or to the planet Venus when appearing as the morning star.

As a name for the Devil, the more common meaning in English, "Lucifer" is the rendering of the Hebrew word הֵילֵל in Isaiah (Isaiah 14:12) given in the King James Version. This Bible version took the word from the Latin Vulgate, which translated הֵילֵל by the Latin word lucifer (uncapitalized), meaning "the morning star, the planet Venus", or, as an adjective, "light-bringing".

As a name for the morning star, "Lucifer" is a proper name and is capitalized in English.

1 polddit 2018-03-13

W O K E

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1 Illegal_Gun_Shooter 2018-03-13

What we want

Arguments.
Gossip.
Scandals.
Lolcows.
Assholes.
Trainwrecks.
Meltdowns.
Dramatic news articles.
Dramatic rumours (with context).
Dramatic everything from anywhere

1 snallygaster 2018-03-13

/r/CBTS_Stream is one giant trainwreck.

1 LadyVetinari 2018-03-13

Lol tone policing fucking snally

1 StezzerLolz 2018-03-13

maintain ur safety

1 Ohpiekang 2018-03-13

Leave the moon children alone, last one was born in 2004 and has a power level of 11, he's incredibly frail and I will protect him.

1 The_Rachel 2018-03-13

Will the end of the world just come already!!? I'm ready!😒

1 OldOrder 2018-03-13

Imagine thinking that there are people competent enough to conjour the literal biblical Lucifer from his prison in hell, yet incompetent enough to us that kinda power to conquer the world already.

1 Plexipus 2018-03-13

Inexplicably, the omnipotent global cabal uses its extensive powers to downvote their posts rather than just nuking the sub and jailing its users.

1 pepperouchau 2018-03-13

Damn, this lore for the new Magic the Gathering set sounds lit

1 Ohpiekang 2018-03-13

I was so hyped I at 12 pb&j sandwiches in a row, no milk.

1 cheeZetoastee 2018-03-13

/u/akilyoung

I'm not sure what's worse, YOUR typing STYLE or your attempts at interpreting scripture.

Not chopping off Luther's head was a mistake.

1 The_Reason_Trump_Won 2018-03-13

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HzBbrA1lVPo

1 IAintThatGuy 2018-03-13

WTF did I just read?

1 scatmunchies 2018-03-13

Incipient dementia.

1 IAintThatGuy 2018-03-13

I believe in MKUltra mind manipulation now. Mostly because having your mind fucked with is the only explanation for writing that thing I just read.

1 StezzerLolz 2018-03-13

god-botherer fanfic

1 ATissu 2018-03-13

Peak boomerposting

1 IAintThatGuy 2018-03-13

Feels like that boomer grew up during lax lead and mercury regulation times, and then as a teenagers did sports at a time where they didn't care about concussions. And also was mentally ill to begin with.

1 grungebot5000 2018-03-13

isn’t “Moon Children” the name of that weird BEN DROWNED thing

also

Apocolipsis

why are schizos always so hung up on etymology

1 snallygaster 2018-03-13

BEN DROWNED

what's that?

1 AtomicWolf425 2018-03-13

It's a creepypasta

1 grungebot5000 2018-03-13

a series of creepypastas turned ARG, about a kid whose dad drowns him coincidentally after starting Majora’s Mask, and his spirit glitches the cart or some crap after it’s sold off years later

i don’t do ARGs bc they’re for fucks, but there was a kinda spooky authenticity to their aesthetic

1 snallygaster 2018-03-13

huh, never heard of that one. the 'moon child' thing here probably arose from some weird intersection of New Age and Christian conspiracy, though.

1 AntiLuke 2018-03-13

That place is like some the niche Usenet communities you dug for drama in suddenly popped up on reddit, isn't it Snally?

1 snallygaster 2018-03-13

It is. Really gives you the feeling that you're peeking into a place where you shouldn't be- it's great.

1 autumnunderground 2018-03-13

Imagine if the cultists in call of Cthulhu were these guys

1 Stuntman119 2018-03-13

They'd get nothing done.

1 LadyVetinari 2018-03-13

I’d bet my bottom dollar jay z and Beyoncé’s daughter blue ivy is a moon child

/u/richtaco91 you are unironically correct

1 Senator_Chickpea 2018-03-13

Wait, how does The Neverending Story feature into this?

1 Karmaisforsuckers 2018-03-13

She has the body of a moonchild but shes actually a 1000 year old moondragon

1 jaredschaffer27 2018-03-13

One of the greatest indicators of stupidity is obsession with numerical and word coincidences.

Basically if anyone uses third grade math to tease out the grandiose movements of modern politics or thinks the phrase "real eyes realize real lies" is clever, they should be gassed.

1 snallygaster 2018-03-13

I think it's related to the schizophrenia spectrum; people on the spectrum draw much loser connections between concepts than average. This can lead to higher levels of creativity, but further down the spectrum you get stuff like you mentioned, and when somebody's having a full schizophrenic episode, things like clanging and other consequences of breakdown of thought can occur.

1 WikiTextBot 2018-03-13

Clanging

In psychology and psychiatry, clanging refers to a mode of speech characterized by association of words based upon sound rather than concepts. For example, this may include compulsive rhyming or alliteration without apparent logical connection between words. This is associated with the irregular thinking apparent in psychotic mental illnesses (e.g. mania and schizophrenia).

Thought disorder

Thought disorder (TD) or formal thought disorder (FTD) refers to disorganized thinking as evidenced by disorganized speech. Specific thought disorders include derailment, poverty of speech, tangentiality, illogicality, perseveration, and thought blocking.

Psychiatrists consider formal thought disorder as being one of two types of disordered thinking, with the other type being delusions. The latter involves "content" while the former involves "form".

1 jaredschaffer27 2018-03-13

this may include compulsive rhyming or alliteration without apparent logical connection between words.

I have no clue why you'd say something racist like this about the African American community and their choice of music. It's 2018, let's be better than that, hon, kthx.

1 _Suprememe_ 2018-03-13

I wish I could sincerely believe I was living in a medium budget anime plotline. Life in general would be way more exciting.

1 snallygaster 2018-03-13

Wouldn't it? When I was a teen I always teetered on the edge of going New Age because the world is so more exciting when it's full of mystery and you feel like you can alter the course of reality just by doing a ritual.

1 Redactor0 2018-03-13

I stay sane by telling myself that at any moment, a bleeding man might stumble to my door with a briefcase and tell me I'm the only hope of it reaching Bob Mueller. Why go for supernatural fantasy when you can go for just extremely improbable fantasy?

1 Thot_Crusher 2018-03-13

Is this what waterheads do if they grow up?

1 FUCK_SNITCHES 2018-03-13

This Q shit has really gotten out of hand. You know it's batshit when it gets you laughed out of /r/conspiracy.

1 PantherChamp 2018-03-13

ELI5 /r/CBTS_Stream?

1 outflow 2018-03-13

Christians Bordering on Total Schizophrenia

1 SkullLikesCreepiness 2018-03-13

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