Definitely not better than cigs. It’s common knowledge that vape juice contains ethylene glycol, also known as antifreeze and used in the production of black tar heroin. It’s basically the same as shooting tarballs directly into your alveoli. All those chemicals travel straight to your gonads, and remain in the blood of the testicles for months at a time.
Cigarettes, on the other hand, contain no harmful chemicals, only natural tobacco, which in fact promotes libido, testosterone production, and increases penis length. At his peak, Ron Jeremy smoked six packs a day. The healthful choice is clear.
clearly, soy-based vapes are interfering with your capability to think rationally. There are alternative actions you can take, though, such as not watching straight porn when you are clearly a flaming homosexual.
WTF. I'm 36, and pot just won't fuck up your dick. Disasterbating on speed, sure. Even shrooms, you won't be jerking off half as often as you'll be cry-laughing, but you'll remember it as a beat-fest. But pot? How the fuck is pot going to fuck your dick up?
Pro-tip, Pot increases the experience for women, but not for men. Pot puts chicks in the mood.
and then the next day they blame it on "i was high"
(i actually had this happen to me, chick made out of with me and almost fucked me and then the next day she said i was average looking at best and blamed it on the weed / beer)
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1 incineratechicken 2018-03-14
u/sunshineturpentine
Definitely not better than cigs. It’s common knowledge that vape juice contains ethylene glycol, also known as antifreeze and used in the production of black tar heroin. It’s basically the same as shooting tarballs directly into your alveoli. All those chemicals travel straight to your gonads, and remain in the blood of the testicles for months at a time.
Cigarettes, on the other hand, contain no harmful chemicals, only natural tobacco, which in fact promotes libido, testosterone production, and increases penis length. At his peak, Ron Jeremy smoked six packs a day. The healthful choice is clear.
1 sunshineturpentine 2018-03-14
bullshit
nice try though
1 incineratechicken 2018-03-14
clearly, soy-based vapes are interfering with your capability to think rationally. There are alternative actions you can take, though, such as not watching straight porn when you are clearly a flaming homosexual.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-03-14
Nobody ever looked cool vaping
1 TherapyFortheRapy 2018-03-14
WTF. I'm 36, and pot just won't fuck up your dick. Disasterbating on speed, sure. Even shrooms, you won't be jerking off half as often as you'll be cry-laughing, but you'll remember it as a beat-fest. But pot? How the fuck is pot going to fuck your dick up?
Pro-tip, Pot increases the experience for women, but not for men. Pot puts chicks in the mood.
1 sunshineturpentine 2018-03-14
and then the next day they blame it on "i was high"
(i actually had this happen to me, chick made out of with me and almost fucked me and then the next day she said i was average looking at best and blamed it on the weed / beer)
1 fraustnaut 2018-03-14
You're probs just a shit kisser