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Maybe he doesn't think that using words like "tummy" makes him any less of a man.

Doesn't matter what he thinks because that's what it does.

Thanks for your insight, cunt faced retard.

Gracias para tu percepcion, cono_cara_retrasado

Forget man, it makes him sound like a 4 year old regardless of gender.

that's why it's in the "punchline"

how is it that all those comments are even dumber than the comic

And yet "people" in that "sub" are arguing about how actually it doesn't. I was addressing the "morons" in /r/comics.

I, too, can use "quotes" unnecessarily.

i think they’re saying that getting hung up even on objectively childish language makes you look insecure

Maybe, congrats on using quotations properly.

A classic Soy Boy out in the wild... truly a feat in its own that the Soy Boy was able to venture out into the Big Wide World without an "adults" supervision, even though the Soy Boy is over 25 years old

“Sure he’s wearing a pink leotard while getting fucked by his girlfriend with a marital aid the size of his arm, but if he thinks that doesn’t make him any less of a man, then it doesn’t.”

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Hi cbts

God, do the kids these days not recognize the classic pastas?

classic pasta

unrecognizable

Pick one grandpa

I just spent the last twenty minutes rubbing a twelve year old girl's bare chest. "How?" you ask. Well apparently there are a select few contexts within which such an action is acceptable. For instance, if your niece has a hacking cough and your sister asks you to "put some of this on her" while she calls the doctor. "Putting some of this on hear" meant using my bare hands to rub this vapor ointment shit all over her BARE NAKED CHEST. My heartbeat is still all erratic from it. I had a boner the size of Manhattan the entire time. She's sleeping now and I guess she feels better because she stopped coughing. Details: She's about 5 feet tall, has long brown hair, a cute face, a thin waist and long skinny legs. She's in jammies I think because although I'm pretty shaken up right now I know I unbuttoned something before I went at it. God I feel so great. I just rubbed my hands all over her FUCKING TITS, you guys. Well the puffy parts of her chest anyway. Her nipples got hard. I just about wept tears of joy. I didn't do anything else because I'm a coward and rubbing was enough. Plus it was legal and I didn't technically do anything wrong, so I'm in the clear.

holy christ

How do I delete other people's posts

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original

Literally the worlds first copypasta you dunce.

the pol edit of this comic is way funnier

Link it

found it https://i.imgur.com/o4jmIDI.jpg

Give

found it https://i.imgur.com/o4jmIDI.jpg

Muchas gracias

Prove it

found it https://i.imgur.com/o4jmIDI.jpg

ImAgInE nOt FiNiShInG tHe TiTlE

i think my IQ halved a couple times scrolling through that

This is why I drink almond milk