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After making the statement, N1GGER yielded the stage to a second speaker at the press conference, Apple Computer co-Founder and CEO, Steve "Rim" Jobs, now fully recovered from his recent gender reassignment surgery to field questions from attending press members. "We here at Apple Computerth [sic] have decided on a slightly different path for the upcoming version of the MacOS X," Jobs states before bursting out into high pitched giggles. "We have replaced our overpriced and bloated software with an efficient and easy-to-use interface. I would like to take this opportunity to announce a merger larger than a Zimbabwe N1GGER cock: G_N_A_A and Apple Computer." Returning to the podium, N1GGER began speaking again, while Steve Jobs submitted to orally pleasuring his ten inch N1GGER cock. "Dedicated faggots have been loyally purchasing the homosexual software and hardware abomination that is Macintosh computers. Apple has been striving to provide software customers with the most flambouyantly homosexual combination available. However, in recent days, this hasn't been enough. "There has been increasing pressure from the disgustingly obese Lunix nerds and the socially well-adjusted and popular Windows users to convert, as well as pressure from OS X emulators to provide consumers with increasingly G.A.Y products. Apple Computer has decided to merge with G_N_A_A in order to broaden the appeal and better serve the interests of all those who buy Macintosh products. Furthermore, we will adopt Apple's "Step 2 ???? PROFIT!" marketing model. This will also stop Apple from going out of business, which they probably would have otherwise." At this point, N1GGER paused and deposited a quart of G.A.YN1GGER seed into Steve Jobs' mouth. "G_N_A_Apple is committed to our new OS X86. Rather than give the user the difficulty of finding pornography themselves, we provide them with the classic hello.jpg, redundantly archived and brand labeled throughout the 950 MB DVD image, as well as a bundled copy of GPA (G.A.Y Porn Avalanche). Now, greater efficiency in masturbatory pursuits can be provided to all." "As Slashdot users, many of you might have been exposed to the pirated release, and information pertaining to it. We would like to thank Rob "CmdrCocko" Malda for running the first article, leading to the release of information about our upcoming merger. We would also like to extend our gratitude to thepiratebay.org and XiSO for helping us spread the release over the 'underground scene.' We thank you, the IRC channels who put it on their hacked .edu xdcc bots and fserves who hosted it on your dialup connections. Steve Jobs, recovering from the large dosage of AIDS from the variety of syphilitic, festering sores of G_N_A_A members, rose to his feet at this point during the press conference. "Our previous versions of OS X were released prematurely, and as a result the operating system was unstable and fragile. Our team of software engineers have also decided to abandon the weak and inefficient UNIX backside in favor of a more efficient and robust alternative: WinNT. The pirated version of our new operating system has had record acclaim from users of the Jewish-based internet news organization known as "Slashdot". "Those doubting the superiority of our new release need only read user testimonials." "The Torrent going around as: Mac OS X Tiger X86 READNFO-XISO It's a complete fake. When the image is booted it shows a picture of a guy showing off his Bu** H**e." - Anon Coward "if you unrar, burn, and boot like the .nfo file says, it just boots it to a very lovely goatse image. no joke, wasted two hours of my life and made a coaster out of some DVD+R media. HILARIOUS!" - BobVila

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"Best. Goatse.cx. Trap. Ever." - saddino "Aw crap, I thought you guys who said it was fake were just being fags. Opened up the first rar in my hex editor n after scrolling ,I too saw the "G_N_A_AG_N_A_AG_N_A_A" cries I want Mac OS for my Pee-Ceeeeeeee." - Mark "im crying G_N_A_AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" - hootie "G_N_A_A > me. Fristage Postage is theirs" - Pat Gunn About Apple: Apple Computer is the creator of the Macintosh, popularly known as the "G.A.Y computer". 87% of G_N_A_A members are Mac users. Founded in 1974 by Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak, Apple was nearly out of business in the mid 90's, when Jobs was rehired. He then started the now infamous iG.A.Y marketing scheme which involved both the Step 2 ???? Profit model, and a 100% effort towards marketing towards homosexuals. When N1GGERs promote one social program after the next to take care of some segment of society, are they doing it for that segment of society, or is it doing it because the N1GGERs seek power and position? If you've ever wondered about the answer to that question, then read on. The points I plan to make in this screed will sound tediously familiar to everyone who wants to educate, pressure, and change society as a whole - to love and regard the concepts of FREEDOM, LIBERTY, FAITH and FAMILY. Nevertheless, N1GGERs believe strongly in entangling our peace and prosperity in the toils of the ambition, rivalship, interest, and caprice of moral-relativist-humanist, impolitic simps. Such measures are bound to backfire on the N1GGERs eventually. I didn't want to talk about this. I really didn't. But N1GGERs make it sound like the world's salvation comes from whims, irrationality, and delusions and the elimination of the White Faithful European Male. The evidence against that concept is so overwhelming, even an eight-year-old child can recognize it. Even so, there is a certain Burkean prudence that animates people like me to hunt down not only the perpetrators of tribal racism by N1GGERs but also all of the proponents of that querimonious philosophy. Whatever weight we accord to that fact we may be confident that N1GGERs are known for walking into crowded rooms and telling everyone there that the majority of their disgusting drossels are heroes, if not saints. Try, if you can, to concoct a statement better calculated to show how statist that the N1GGERs are. You can't do it. Not only that, but the cast-off ideas of debunked philosophy on which the N1GGERs have based most of their pushy, noxious scare tactics do tell us one thing. They tell us that trying to keep the N1GGERs from installing a puppet government that pledges allegiance to their damnable posse is a sucker's game. No matter how hard we try to stop it, it'll always find some new way to deny both our individual and collective responsibility to live in harmony with each other in freedom and liberty. N1GGERs are trying to brainwash us. The N1GGERs want us to believe that it's insolence to prevent the 'invisible hand' of loosely regulated markets from becoming an 'invisible fist' that lets it effortlessly pound its detractors into oblivion; that's boring; that's not cool. You know what I think of that, don't you? I think that the N1GGERs feel that the world is crying out to labor beneath its firm but quasi-benevolent heel. Has anyone, at any time, ever been more wrong? Fortunately for us, the key to the answer is obvious: If this screed did nothing else but serve as a beacon of truth, it would be worthy of reading by all right-thinking (right = correct) people. However, this letter's role is much greater than just to embrace the cause of self-determination and recognize the leading role and clearer understanding of those people for whom the quintessential struggle is an encompassing liberation movement against the totality of onanism. The worst kinds of treacherous vermin there are have increasingly been pushing all of us to the brink of insanity. The N1GGERs have a lot to answer for in regard to that. There is every indication that the N1GGERs rarely tell their apparatchik assistants that they plan to contaminate or cut off our country's freedom and liberty. Of course, it's not quite that simple. In the past, when I complained that the N1GGERs are attempting to teach the next generation how to hate - and whom to hate (especially if they are faithful law abiding white people who obey all laws, pay all taxes and have kids) - I was told that I was just being malodorous. But nowadays, people realize that the very genesis of its unenlightened, flighty outbursts is alcoholism and substance abuse. N1GGERs do aboriginal rain dances in the form of Rap Music Videos worshipping at the altar of drunkenness. And it seems to me to be a neat bit of historic justice that N1GGERs as a group will eventually itself be destroyed by alcoholism. If some people are offended by my mentioning that racial tribalism is one of the legs upon which the N1GGERs' conjectures stand, then so be it. There's no mystery about it, no more room for fairy tales, just the knowledge that demagogism, metagrobolism, and credentialism follow in the N1GGERs' footsteps. Wherever it goes, such things are sure to sprout up. The implication is that the N1GGERs have no right to be here. The logical consequences of that are clear: My conscience compels me to drive off and disperse the meddlesome quodlibetarians who descend to character assassination and name calling. That's self-evident, and even the N1GGERs would probably agree with me on that. Even so, it has quite a clever technique for concealing its intent to glorify the things that everyone else execrates. Examples - misogyny, cop killing, drug dealing, considering pimping skills a measure of cool, not raising your kids, gang banging, etc. Specifically, its technique is to delve into philological discussions about comparative abstractive norms whenever the conversation veers too close towards revealing that we must put inexorable pressure on the N1GGERs to be a bit more careful about what it says and does. If we fail in this, we are not failing someone else; we are not disrupting some interest separate from ourselves. Rather, it is we who suffer when we neglect to observe that the N1GGERs likes reportages that submerge us in a sea of feudalism. Could there be a conflict of interest there? If you were to ask me, I'd say that if society were a beer bottle (or a 40 oz malt liquor) - something, I believe, that N1GGERs hold in high regard - it would indeed be the nauseating bit at the bottom that only the homeless like to drink. If you will pardon me for mentioning it, some people believe that one day that all the little N1GGERs and their protégés will call people to their highest and best, not accommodate them at their lowest and least. Such people are doomed to disappointment, especially when one considers that the N1GGERs just keep on saying, 'We don't give a fuck about you. We just want to rot out the foundations of our religious, moral, and political values.' I recently received quite a bit of flak from the local commentariat for reporting that I find it amusing how all thinking people simultaneously flinched when they heard the N1GGERs insist that sectarianism is a wonderful thing. The criticism I received is surprising because I was merely pointing out what is generally accepted, that I want nothing more - or less - than to maximize our individual potential for effectiveness and success in combatting the N1GGERs. To that task I have consecrated my life and I invite you to do likewise. I disapprove of plagiarism and I disapprove of the N1GGERs churlish declamations.

Fill my head with knowledge, daddy!

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There are rumors that Steven Hawking faked the severity of his disease. There are pictures of him standing and then jumping into a pool, for instance (although with a lot of extra effort). I do not trust the guy nor the religion he was preaching. There's too much dirt. Where there's smoke, often there is fire.

Wait; We're not?