The OP of this thread and the linked thread is the same guy on different alts. He's actually /u/ZacEfronsChestHair and is an attention whoring retard who posts low-effort bait on gay-themed subs so he can run back and link it here.
If you look through all three accounts' post histories, you'll find a bunch of very similar lame spergouts in the same style.
I AM always fucking angry. I wake up angry at the world and I live my entire life angry at who I am. My life is literally guaranteed to be awful simply because of who I am, and nobody is willing to accept that except me and idk what to do so I lash out at anything and everything.
I AM always fucking angry. I wake up angry at the world and I live my entire life angry at who I am. My life is literally guaranteed to be awful simply because of who I am, and nobody is willing to accept that except me and idk what to do so I lash out at anything and everything.
/u/ConfusedFriendInNeed is highly self-aware. Have you considered looking at pictures of cute puppies?
See what i don’t understand is why you hate us in the first place. In the beginning we never did anything to deserve your hate. So why did you hate us from the beginning?
I can't answer 'cos I weren't one of them. If I had to guess I'd say your immoral lifestyle, high rates your spread diseases, your massive over-representation in child sex abuse cases.
It tricks you into being “happy” only happiness is a lie first of all, secondly therapists do nothing but lie the entire time you’re with them. All in an attempt to get you hooked on drugs so you can’t fight against your oppressors.
Interestingly enough, I am a happy person despite your claims that happiness is a lie. I think it comes from within, but you obviously refuse to accept that you're unhappy because of yourself and would rather deludw yourself into thinking everyone is as sad and destitute as you. But they're not. You're not in good company anywhere, friend.
How's the 8th grade going? Tell you what sonny, instead of acting like a faggot because you got your shit pushed in by your dad a few too any times, how about you be a real man?
That being said, I thought everyone at least learned things like "revenge is senseless" and "not everything is fair" from saturday morning cartoons even if their parents didn't cover it.
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1 PoorLilMarco 2018-03-14
The OP of this thread and the linked thread is the same guy on different alts. He's actually /u/ZacEfronsChestHair and is an attention whoring retard who posts low-effort bait on gay-themed subs so he can run back and link it here.
If you look through all three accounts' post histories, you'll find a bunch of very similar lame spergouts in the same style.
1 Denny_Craine 2018-03-14
I disagree snappy
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-03-14
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-03-14
/u/ConfusedFriendInNeed is highly self-aware. Have you considered looking at pictures of cute puppies?
1 Stuntman119 2018-03-14
It's because he's an idiot who doesn't know how to troll effectively /u/confusedfriendinneed is very self aware and that's what makes him so sexy
/u/confusedfriendinneed post bussy
1 ConfusedFriendInNeed 2018-03-14
I am a sad person okay! And I lash out at others and try to make people just as miserable as me. Why is that a bad thing?
1 caliberoverreaching 2018-03-14
Lol fag
1 ConfusedFriendInNeed 2018-03-14
Fuck you asshole what did I ever do to you?
1 micronenis 2018-03-14
be'd gay
1 ConfusedFriendInNeed 2018-03-14
I hope someone violently rapes you tonight in your own home.
1 OnePercentOfMonster 2018-03-14
What kind of someone? A beautiful laaaady??? 😍😍
1 Stuntman119 2018-03-14
I doubt he's a lady
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-03-14
This is an Islam-free zone, buddy.
1 geraldodelrivero 2018-03-14
wrong
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-03-14
OK, special exemption for you. You can be raped and beheaded.
1 shitpersonality 2018-03-14
You need therapy, for real.
1 ConfusedFriendInNeed 2018-03-14
Therapy is brainwashing and I refuse to take part in it.
1 shitpersonality 2018-03-14
Do you only say stupid things?
1 ConfusedFriendInNeed 2018-03-14
Name ONE thing I’ve said that’s stupid or false. Everything I’ve said so far is true.
1 No_Travel 2018-03-14
Dunning-Kruger would be proud.
1 menvaren 2018-03-14
Wait, are you pizzashill?
1 ConfusedFriendInNeed 2018-03-14
Who?
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2018-03-14
He's BACK people!
1 LightUmbra 2018-03-14
You should become a non-functioning alcoholic.
1 MG87 2018-03-14
You need help, talk to a therapist ASAP.
1 ConfusedFriendInNeed 2018-03-14
Therapy is modern day brainwashing and I refuse to take part in it.
1 Mexagon 2018-03-14
Lol you sure showed us.
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-03-14
But your brain is covered in shit and it needs washed.
1 Koshbiel 2018-03-14
Then kill yourself. You won't have to wake up at all.
1 pepperouchau 2018-03-14
I mean, you said you'd kill someone irl, so that may be an issue (even though that particular dude was being a shithead)
1 ConfusedFriendInNeed 2018-03-14
I only say that to people who deserve it
1 Stuntman119 2018-03-14
Heil Hitler
1 nmx179 2018-03-14
Because lashing out at others and trying to make people miserable are bad things.
1 ConfusedFriendInNeed 2018-03-14
So? I can do bad things but that doesn’t make me a bad person.
1 jimmahdean 2018-03-14
It literally does.
1 ConfusedFriendInNeed 2018-03-14
No it doesn’t. I’m a good person deep down.
1 jimmahdean 2018-03-14
I try to tell myself the same thing every day. Then I remember I post on /r/drama.
1 Unicorn_Abattoir 2018-03-14
There is no deep down. There is only what you do.
1 thevaginalshit 2018-03-14
Hitler was too
1 WereCarrot 2018-03-14
You're fucked in the head, you stupid fucking faggot. If there ever was an argument for Nazism, you're it.
1 ConfusedFriendInNeed 2018-03-14
Fuck you
1 LSDawson 2018-03-14
Imagine thinking that gays are that oppressed
1 ConfusedFriendInNeed 2018-03-14
We ARE that oppressed tho
1 grungebot5000 2018-03-14
i'm sure you are somewhere, but not in the REAL world (most of the US, part of Canada)
not in like five years at least
1 ffbtaw 2018-03-14
Do you live in Iran, Saudi Arabia or ISIS controlled territory?
1 Rith2 2018-03-14
Bro.. as a fellow fag I gotta disagree
1 pepperouchau 2018-03-14
That sounds like something a het might say, oppressor
1 ffbtaw 2018-03-14
Which of these things happened to you /u/ConfusedFriendInNeed?
1 Stuntman119 2018-03-14
/u/confusedfriendinneed marry me you bussy blaster
1 ConfusedFriendInNeed 2018-03-14
Fuck off
1 Stuntman119 2018-03-14
Fuck me 😍
1 LongLiveGoy 2018-03-14
Do you prefer nigger or white cocks in your rectum? Why do you think it's normal to have other man's penis in your rectum?
1 ConfusedFriendInNeed 2018-03-14
If you had your way would you put gay Americans to death if they publicly came out?
1 LongLiveGoy 2018-03-14
No, I would put you back in the closet where you were not many years ago.
1 ConfusedFriendInNeed 2018-03-14
See what i don’t understand is why you hate us in the first place. In the beginning we never did anything to deserve your hate. So why did you hate us from the beginning?
1 LongLiveGoy 2018-03-14
I can't answer 'cos I weren't one of them. If I had to guess I'd say your immoral lifestyle, high rates your spread diseases, your massive over-representation in child sex abuse cases.
1 ConfusedFriendInNeed 2018-03-14
Most sexual predators are straight males you fucking moron
1 Neon_needles 2018-03-14
Nah lol its mostly men on boy. H2H.
1 ConfusedFriendInNeed 2018-03-14
That is a fucking lie and I’m willing to beat the shit out of you over it.
1 Neon_needles 2018-03-14
Its not a lie. Also, bring it on, bigot. I'm a huge leader in RAAntifa and will firebomb your bussy. 💪👩💼🤜
1 I-need-MAYO 2018-03-14
No you're not, you pussy.
1 ffbtaw 2018-03-14
As if you could you limp-wrist.
1 LongLiveGoy 2018-03-14
1 ConfusedFriendInNeed 2018-03-14
The vast majority of gay people don’t even like children, much less wanna fuck them. You’re a victim of right wing brainwashing you fuck.
1 RainbowSama 2018-03-14
lol gay
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-03-14
I don't hate you. I just look down on you for your low character.
1 OnePercentOfMonster 2018-03-14
I’ve done it before and I’ll do it again, homo
1 ConfusedFriendInNeed 2018-03-14
Why do you hate me, what did I ever do to you?
1 Stuntman119 2018-03-14
You swore on my Christian subreddit
1 ConfusedFriendInNeed 2018-03-14
Fuck off you liar and TELL THE FUCKING TRUTH
1 Stuntman119 2018-03-14
Stop I am reporting for swears
1 OnePercentOfMonster 2018-03-14
You kiss men and it grosses me out
1 aqouta 2018-03-14
Icky icky oooh ooh you stick it in the poo poo. All morality worth having is reducable to children's rhymes.
1 ffbtaw 2018-03-14
Because mentally ill people are a burden on the world.
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-03-14
No, just trannies.
1 AlohaWarrior34 2018-03-14
Yeah bby, talk dirty to us.
1 TheRootinTootinPutin 2018-03-14
/u/ConfusedFriendInNeed
elaborate
1 ConfusedFriendInNeed 2018-03-14
It tricks you into being “happy” only happiness is a lie first of all, secondly therapists do nothing but lie the entire time you’re with them. All in an attempt to get you hooked on drugs so you can’t fight against your oppressors.
1 TheRootinTootinPutin 2018-03-14
Nice, think you can use shock therapy and crank the voltage a bit?
1 DoktuhParadox 2018-03-14
Interestingly enough, I am a happy person despite your claims that happiness is a lie. I think it comes from within, but you obviously refuse to accept that you're unhappy because of yourself and would rather deludw yourself into thinking everyone is as sad and destitute as you. But they're not. You're not in good company anywhere, friend.
1 ConfusedFriendInNeed 2018-03-14
Why should I believe you?
1 grungebot5000 2018-03-14
what's the difference between that and "actually" being happy?
you know you can go without taking the drugs you so desperately need, right? just as a sort of meditative exercise.
alternatively, there's actual meditation
1 ConfusedFriendInNeed 2018-03-14
Any issues I have I can solve on my own. I don’t need any outside help.
1 nmx179 2018-03-14
Then why haven't you solved any of them?
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-03-14
You can't fight your oppressors when they are better people than you.
1 nmx179 2018-03-14
If happiness is a lie why bother fighting against your "oppressors"? It's not going to make you any less miserable.
1 WereCarrot 2018-03-14
How's the 8th grade going? Tell you what sonny, instead of acting like a faggot because you got your shit pushed in by your dad a few too any times, how about you be a real man?
1 boyoyoyoyong 2018-03-14
Fingers crossed the Philippines super aids makes its way to the states
1 no_maps_no_plans 2018-03-14
the best way to get back at heterofags is to show them the joy of boipussy
1 DepressionHitsHard2 2018-03-14
Good troll.
1 Stuntman119 2018-03-14
""""""Good"""""""
1 ProbablyABigFatJerk 2018-03-14
This poor ancient bussyboi is already making us suffering by keeping the secret of immortality from us.
1 MG87 2018-03-14
Future school shooter right there
1 ConfusedFriendInNeed 2018-03-14
Anytime someone kills a bunch of straight people I become so fucking happy you have no idea.
1 MG87 2018-03-14
Edgy
1 EffOffReddit 2018-03-14
Rude.
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-03-14
Just stop sucking dicks, man.
1 ffbtaw 2018-03-14
How did you feel about the Pulse shooting?
1 ConfusedFriendInNeed 2018-03-14
How did you feel about it?
1 ffbtaw 2018-03-14
I wondered why. Then I jerked off (unrelated)
1 Mayor_of_tittycity 2018-03-14
I just reported your IP address to the FBI.
1 ConfusedFriendInNeed 2018-03-14
Wtf, why?
1 Mayor_of_tittycity 2018-03-14
Lmfao. Did he really delete his profile after reading my comment. I'm sorry guys. What I did was worse than downvoting an lolcow.
1 Rith2 2018-03-14
How could you 😭😭😭
1 pepperouchau 2018-03-14
NOT EVERYTHING IS COMIC BOOKS
That being said, I thought everyone at least learned things like "revenge is senseless" and "not everything is fair" from saturday morning cartoons even if their parents didn't cover it.
1 dermanus 2018-03-14
/u/confusedfriendinneed you need to go to an MDMA infused orgy and chill out.
1 aqouta 2018-03-14
Obvious troll is obvious.
1 aqouta 2018-03-14
I miss the old /u/confusedfriendinneed
1 King_Drumpf 2018-03-14
When homo teens fuse with edgy emo teens
1 wayback000 2018-03-14
To be fair, straight people are awful.
1 the_black_panther_ 2018-03-14
If the gays get to have revenge I want my reparations.
1 PoorLilMarco 2018-03-14
Don't lie OP, its you on an alt.