Askgaybros user reaalllly hates straight people.

29  2018-03-14 by TrueProgressive101

104 comments

This is not the time or place for another black-dick joke

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The OP of this thread and the linked thread is the same guy on different alts. He's actually /u/ZacEfronsChestHair and is an attention whoring retard who posts low-effort bait on gay-themed subs so he can run back and link it here.

If you look through all three accounts' post histories, you'll find a bunch of very similar lame spergouts in the same style.

I disagree snappy

I AM always fucking angry. I wake up angry at the world and I live my entire life angry at who I am. My life is literally guaranteed to be awful simply because of who I am, and nobody is willing to accept that except me and idk what to do so I lash out at anything and everything.

I AM always fucking angry. I wake up angry at the world and I live my entire life angry at who I am. My life is literally guaranteed to be awful simply because of who I am, and nobody is willing to accept that except me and idk what to do so I lash out at anything and everything.

/u/ConfusedFriendInNeed is highly self-aware. Have you considered looking at pictures of cute puppies?

It's because he's an idiot who doesn't know how to troll effectively /u/confusedfriendinneed is very self aware and that's what makes him so sexy

/u/confusedfriendinneed post bussy

I am a sad person okay! And I lash out at others and try to make people just as miserable as me. Why is that a bad thing?

Lol fag

Fuck you asshole what did I ever do to you?

be'd gay

I hope someone violently rapes you tonight in your own home.

What kind of someone? A beautiful laaaady??? 😍😍

I doubt he's a lady

This is an Islam-free zone, buddy.

wrong

OK, special exemption for you. You can be raped and beheaded.

You need therapy, for real.

Therapy is brainwashing and I refuse to take part in it.

Do you only say stupid things?

Name ONE thing I’ve said that’s stupid or false. Everything I’ve said so far is true.

Everything I’ve said so far is true.

Dunning-Kruger would be proud.

Wait, are you pizzashill?

Who?

He's BACK people!

You should become a non-functioning alcoholic.

You need help, talk to a therapist ASAP.

Therapy is modern day brainwashing and I refuse to take part in it.

Lol you sure showed us.

But your brain is covered in shit and it needs washed.

Then kill yourself. You won't have to wake up at all.

I mean, you said you'd kill someone irl, so that may be an issue (even though that particular dude was being a shithead)

I only say that to people who deserve it

Heil Hitler

Because lashing out at others and trying to make people miserable are bad things.

So? I can do bad things but that doesn’t make me a bad person.

It literally does.

No it doesn’t. I’m a good person deep down.

I try to tell myself the same thing every day. Then I remember I post on /r/drama.

There is no deep down. There is only what you do.

Hitler was too

i try to make people miserable

why is that bad?

You're fucked in the head, you stupid fucking faggot. If there ever was an argument for Nazism, you're it.

Fuck you

Imagine thinking that gays are that oppressed

We ARE that oppressed tho

i'm sure you are somewhere, but not in the REAL world (most of the US, part of Canada)

not in like five years at least

Do you live in Iran, Saudi Arabia or ISIS controlled territory?

Bro.. as a fellow fag I gotta disagree

That sounds like something a het might say, oppressor

they witch-hunted us, killed us, and made us to feel like freaks

Which of these things happened to you /u/ConfusedFriendInNeed?

/u/confusedfriendinneed marry me you bussy blaster

Fuck off

Fuck me 😍

Do you prefer nigger or white cocks in your rectum? Why do you think it's normal to have other man's penis in your rectum?

If you had your way would you put gay Americans to death if they publicly came out?

No, I would put you back in the closet where you were not many years ago.

See what i don’t understand is why you hate us in the first place. In the beginning we never did anything to deserve your hate. So why did you hate us from the beginning?

I can't answer 'cos I weren't one of them. If I had to guess I'd say your immoral lifestyle, high rates your spread diseases, your massive over-representation in child sex abuse cases.

Most sexual predators are straight males you fucking moron

Nah lol its mostly men on boy. H2H.

That is a fucking lie and I’m willing to beat the shit out of you over it.

Its not a lie. Also, bring it on, bigot. I'm a huge leader in RAAntifa and will firebomb your bussy. 💪👩‍💼🤜

No you're not, you pussy.

As if you could you limp-wrist.

tfw what does per capita even mean

The vast majority of gay people don’t even like children, much less wanna fuck them. You’re a victim of right wing brainwashing you fuck.

lol gay

I don't hate you. I just look down on you for your low character.

I’ve done it before and I’ll do it again, homo

Why do you hate me, what did I ever do to you?

You swore on my Christian subreddit

Fuck off you liar and TELL THE FUCKING TRUTH

Stop I am reporting for swears

You kiss men and it grosses me out

Icky icky oooh ooh you stick it in the poo poo. All morality worth having is reducable to children's rhymes.

Because mentally ill people are a burden on the world.

No, just trannies.

Fuck off

Yeah bby, talk dirty to us.

/u/ConfusedFriendInNeed

Therapy is brainwashing and I refuse to take part in it.

elaborate

It tricks you into being “happy” only happiness is a lie first of all, secondly therapists do nothing but lie the entire time you’re with them. All in an attempt to get you hooked on drugs so you can’t fight against your oppressors.

Nice, think you can use shock therapy and crank the voltage a bit?

Interestingly enough, I am a happy person despite your claims that happiness is a lie. I think it comes from within, but you obviously refuse to accept that you're unhappy because of yourself and would rather deludw yourself into thinking everyone is as sad and destitute as you. But they're not. You're not in good company anywhere, friend.

Why should I believe you?

It tricks you into being “happy”

what's the difference between that and "actually" being happy?

you know you can go without taking the drugs you so desperately need, right? just as a sort of meditative exercise.

alternatively, there's actual meditation

Any issues I have I can solve on my own. I don’t need any outside help.

Any issues I have I can solve on my own.

Then why haven't you solved any of them?

You can't fight your oppressors when they are better people than you.

If happiness is a lie why bother fighting against your "oppressors"? It's not going to make you any less miserable.

only happiness is a lie first of all

How's the 8th grade going? Tell you what sonny, instead of acting like a faggot because you got your shit pushed in by your dad a few too any times, how about you be a real man?

Fingers crossed the Philippines super aids makes its way to the states

the best way to get back at heterofags is to show them the joy of boipussy

Good troll.

""""""Good"""""""

This poor ancient bussyboi is already making us suffering by keeping the secret of immortality from us.

Future school shooter right there

Anytime someone kills a bunch of straight people I become so fucking happy you have no idea.

Edgy

Rude.

Just stop sucking dicks, man.

How did you feel about the Pulse shooting?

How did you feel about it?

I wondered why. Then I jerked off (unrelated)

I just reported your IP address to the FBI.

Wtf, why?

Lmfao. Did he really delete his profile after reading my comment. I'm sorry guys. What I did was worse than downvoting an lolcow.

How could you 😭😭😭

Never go full magneto

NOT EVERYTHING IS COMIC BOOKS

That being said, I thought everyone at least learned things like "revenge is senseless" and "not everything is fair" from saturday morning cartoons even if their parents didn't cover it.

/u/confusedfriendinneed you need to go to an MDMA infused orgy and chill out.

Obvious troll is obvious.

I miss the old /u/confusedfriendinneed

When homo teens fuse with edgy emo teens

To be fair, straight people are awful.

If the gays get to have revenge I want my reparations.

Askgaybros user

Don't lie OP, its you on an alt.