Members of Parliament have spoken of untold suffering in the hands of one woman who keeps sending them nude photos of herself which they say are putting a strain on their marriages.
“There is a lady who has numbers of all MPs and she keeps sending us nude photos”
“Just recently, the same lady sent me something and I tried to open it… the sounds that came out of it made it difficult to speak in my house. This matter is breaking families”
“Some of the pictures I have here are parts of a naked human being, if I show you, you cannot even look with your eyes”
“Male MPs think they are the ones being seduced alone, even us female MPs are being seduced left, right and center”
Stop being a pussy. Print out the nudes on big 4x4 posters and post them on her house, where she works, where she gets groceries. That will shut her down fast.
lol you think that guys in kenya need an excuse? i knew a kenyan chick once, the native man-things there rape anything that moves (she married a mayo and got the fuck out).
What's with all the /r/thatHappened stories about sperm jacking hussies in Africa. I read an article about male rape and they cited a story from Africa about a bunch of women raping a dude by telling him if he didn't comply they'd make a snake eat him.
17 comments
1 JumbledFun 2018-03-14
those poor kenyans, I don't know how I would deal if my
mistressesstalkers kept sending me nudes1 The_Rachel 2018-03-14
u/Ima-Kitty irl 😏😉
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-14
oof. that's hot af.
1 mygoodpostingalt 2018-03-14
haram af
1 ima-kitty 2018-03-14
OMG Lol I was thinking the same thing but I didn't wanna say it
1 The_Rachel 2018-03-14
Stop harassing Obama's cousins Ms. Kitty and start "harassing" me bby! 😍😘😉
1 Bend_It_Like_Tyra 2018-03-14
Stop being a pussy. Print out the nudes on big 4x4 posters and post them on her house, where she works, where she gets groceries. That will shut her down fast.
1 Thot_Crusher 2018-03-14
🤔
1 shallowm 2018-03-14
If they don't have printers, then how did Obama print his fake birth certificate there?
#staywoke
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-03-14
His fake certificate didn't come from Kenya, it came from some other foreign nation, most likely Hawaii.
1 mygoodpostingalt 2018-03-14
1 lets_move_to_voat 2018-03-14
Kenyan MP's with the fucking strats god damn
1 Che_Gueporna 2018-03-14
Man, you KNOW at least one of those fuckers is thanking his lucky stars that for the next few years he has a free pass from his wife.
Side piece mistakenly calls the wrong phone? "No, no. It is this crazy woman sending pictures to all MPs"
1 CulturalYogurt 2018-03-14
Cmon bruh it's already an excuse - this woman doesn't exist
1 a_normal_human 2018-03-14
lol you think that guys in kenya need an excuse? i knew a kenyan chick once, the native man-things there rape anything that moves (she married a mayo and got the fuck out).
1 lets_move_to_voat 2018-03-14
i don't know whatcha heard about me
but i don't know this bitch who's texting me
she finna tear apart my family
cuz I'm a muthafuckin Kenyan MP
1 parameciidae 2018-03-14
What's with all the /r/thatHappened stories about sperm jacking hussies in Africa. I read an article about male rape and they cited a story from Africa about a bunch of women raping a dude by telling him if he didn't comply they'd make a snake eat him.