your son receives scholarships, the ability to network with people in DC, and a job offer at Microsoft
he receives all of this not in spite of but precisely because he is a dumbass
ignore all of this life changing opportunity to pursue an Oil Barrel Counter job in Qatar
media dies down, offers are effectively withdrawn, your son is as memorable as that Helium Huffing Hapa
oil in OPEC countries dives, wages are halved and canβt support family
have to return to US and look for a real job
canβt get one because I am an even bigger dumbass than my 5th grade son
launch indiegogo to try to recoup at least some of the offers that I turned down
only get enough to pay off my three cars, still need at least four million if I never want to work again
file a lawsuit to try and score some millions, really try and drum up Islamophobia hype again
but my sons fame is already over and canβt guilt strangers as easily
lawsuit gets thrown out
beat the shit out if him and castrate him for not praying enough
10 comments
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-03-14
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1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-14
And the Oscar went to a fish fucking movie? Fuck this world.
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-03-14
[{(They]}) said it was "too similar to The Hurt locker."
1 AffectionateLawyer 2018-03-14
Did this fucker drink the blood of 72 virgins? Why's he not aging?
1 Matues49 2018-03-14
It's an old photo from the day he was arrested.
1 glorica 2018-03-14
1 incineratechicken 2018-03-14
Subhanallah
1 cunt_faced_retard 2018-03-14
Anyone that fell for this obvious scam is a retard.