Must have a license per tv, cant access porn and purchase items online, Can't buy soda, coffee, or any vaccinated beverage if under 16, butter knives are illegal purchases unless your id is checked, cops are pushovers, they ban fucking tea spoons due to drug addicts using them, and they have mass surveillance so goddamn extreme it makes the patriot act look like a fucking joke.
You can 100% watch porn and buy things online without registration. You can 100% buy 'soda', coffee or any other energy drink without getting ID'd. If you go to a big supermarket you will get ID'd for a knife if you look shady or are known to the supermarket but other than that you're fine.
By 'pushovers' you mean they don't shoot to kill unarmed people? Then yeah.
The teaspoon thing is VERY rare and UK surveillence is no worse than the US. So long as you don't go around threatening to kill people on Twitter, you're good.
Please don't spread misinformation about things you have no idea about.
No, you need a licence to watch live TV. You don’t have to pay the licence if you just use the TV to play games or DVDs or whatever.
I don’t see why Americans act like the TV licence is 1984 level shit. You pay money for your cable subscription, don’t you? It’s just a payment for your BBC subscription. If you don’t watch it you don’t have to pay it.
And if you don't pay it, it seems that what happens is that you are constantly hounded by people who want to go look in your house to "make sure" you aren't watching BBC.
I'm from the UK and I definitely think that the licence fee is a load of old shit. It's nothing like a cable subscription.
When did anyone ever have Sky knocking on their front door demanding to come in just to check you haven't got a satellite dish hidden around the house.
If they're so determined to keep the licence fee it should be made an opt in service, otherwise just fucking scrap it.
Hopefully he gets jailed for posting on such a hate forum like /r/drama. Let me tell you /r/drama is a crypto hate super nazi forum for secret nazis and synthesizer fans.
Sorry I don't like to commiserate with criminals, ie people who "annoy or inconvenience" because it's AGAINST THE LAW. Can't wait to block you people out like a black mirror episode (lol isn't everything black mirror?)
The fact that dumb amerilards have started talking absolute horseshit about somewhere I've lived my whole life as if they know it better than me because of memes is really making me wish their country would just balkanize soon so their infrastructure collapsed and they wouldn't have internet.
Since 1946 we have been obligated to pay a fee in order to fund BBC programming. Nobody really pays it, they send scary letters to you and threaten to take you to court but unless they can prove you're watching live TV they can't do anything. The majority of people who get done for it are women and old people who get intimidated by TV licencing guys (who you have no obligation to speak to) and trumped up letters. It's a pain but it's more indicative of beuracratic bullshit than a police state lmao. The posters posted that make it sound like that are just to scare people, they can't really do shit.
I realise it might be hard for an American to grasp, but in the UK government officials can turn up on your doorstep and nobody ends up being shot in the transaction.
You have to pay £150 a year to watch live or catch up tv. It funds the bbc. They send people round to check you're not watching tv without a license but there all absolute dickheads about it
They’re not allowed into your home without a warrant and they need physical evidence you have a tv. I’m guessing most people in Britain only declare they have one tv.
No insurance so don't go to get things checked out until its too late for worry of medical bills. Plus don't really simple drugs cost a fortune there? I never paid more than £8 for any prescription, if I even had to pay that much.
If you were really that poor, you could get free health insurance and free prescription drugs. You can walk into any emergency room in the country and get free treatment.
Our system is extremely complicated, fucked-up, and expensive, but we don't just have droves of people dying because they couldn't afford any insulin or whatever.
Yeah, you might not get dental coverage or you might have to jump through lots of hoops to get it. So lots of bad stuff like that can happen, but generally not literally dying.
Eye exams aren't expensive and you can literally get them at any Sears and buy glasses for like 100 dollars, maybe even less if you don't go for stylish ones.
Medicaid covers teeth cleaning(2x a year) and eyes, however it doesn't cover expensive procedures so poor people usually just choose the option of having the tooth pulled out. If your teeth are fucked up enough that they need to be pulled out though that's on the person. Can't blame healthcare on people not taking care of themselves.
EU here: teeth aren't part of human body here as well, but eyes? Fuck, there is a mandatory eyesight test for almost every job, and the employer has to reimburse you partially for buying spectalces.
You know that earning something like $12,000 a year puts you above the federal poverty line which is almost what the Medicaid limit is.
If you show up with a gunshot wound, sure you'll get treated. Leukaemia? They're going to tell you to fuck off and die somewhere else. They're just not allowed let you die on the emergency room floor.
Thousands of Americans die due to lacking healthcare every year.
I quit my job so I could stay on Medicare because I couldn't afford the insurance premiums. It's sad that to stay alive I have to stop working and also stay poor
Well at least in the UK we don't have madmen in book depositories popping out and shooting our elected officials all the time!!! So who cares if I can't buy a potato peeler without a license??
Real shame, if only you could get a butter knife to defend yourself from them, but the 10 surveillance cameras directly outside your flat must make that difficult to pull off.
Nah, I got ID'd in Poundland while trying to buy energy drinks. 2 of them. In POUNDLAND. I hadn't taken my ID as I'd just popped out from work. I legit got refused trying to buy energy drinks in my 20's.
While you're right about the rest of it being propagandized BS, the UK has the highest number of government CCTV-per-capita in the world, more than even China.
(Technically, the US had the most CCTV systems per capita, but that's counting commercial systems like shoplifting cameras, which aren't accessible to government surveillance nets)
Not being American but a fellow (for now) European:
UK surveillence is no worse than the US
your surveillance is fucking extreme, and your police are embarrassingly mismatched for the job they do unless there's a real big crisis and the armed police get involved.
By 'pushovers' you mean they don't shoot to kill unarmed people? Then yeah.
The police in every single European country are armed and no our police don't go on rampages killing the 'unarmed'.
The teaspoon thing is VERY rare
lol.
So long as you don't go around threatening to kill people on Twitter, you're good
So long as you don't go around threatening to kill people on Twitter, saying anything mean about islam after your mate's been run over by a truck of peace, or teaching a pug to give a nazi salute as a joke, you're good.
Do you really need to be shown individual instances of people getting threatened by police or arrested for saying mean things about islam in the UK? Come on.
Teaching it your dog as a sort of edgy joke is one thing, but getting the dog to do it on the command of 'Gas the Jews' is another.
So the moment the words "gas the jews" enter into it, it moves from edgy joke to SUPER CEREAL NAZI SCOT territory?
Or does it just make it fine by you personally that someone could be sent to jail for a joke because you don't like the joke and/or the joker?
It’s easy to do that shit to conformist, law abiding types because that’s who they are and they have things like assets and jobs to threaten. The criminal element just laughs
Can't buy soda, coffee, or any caffeinated beverage if under 16,
I feel like calling bullshit but it would probably turn out to be true. Also even if you pay for your TV licence you will still get ads. It's retarded.
It's real. I was an exchange student in the UK for one year, the common room of the student housing I was at had a separate address, and it kept getting increasingly angry letters "to the owner" about TV licensing.
I like how they have the same "tv licence" thingie in Italy too, but since literally everybody decided to not pay it, they had to tie it in with your electric bill.
I don't fucking know, it probably was easier for them to make it that way. I dont know how is it in swedistan but here the national television has ads and all that crap that private channels have and get a tax on top of that.
They call it a tv license but really it's just a tax. You don't need to take a test or pass a background check or whatever to get one, just pay some money.
What you gonna do, slash your wrists with a butterknife? We all know you're just going to drink some Victory gin and watch Geordie Shore. Bloody whinging poms.
That's like 4 times you've replied to me with that exact comment. I normally appreciate autism, but you're bordering on "ick and boo and gross and like totally creepy, someone pls help".
Literally this was the third and final time because I was following comedy’s rule of 3 but now it feels squandered so I’m gonna hit you with another one at some point to keep you on your toes
OK, this reminds me of a similar thing that happened to me about six years ago.
I was in my home in Montreal eating my avacodo and tofu sandwich when I heard a loud knocking at my door. I answered it wearing only my underwear and my girlfriend’s Toronto leafs jersey (She wears it to piss off all the Habs fans). A Quebec poutine inspection officer was at my door and asked to inspect my kitchen to determine how much poutine tax I should be paying. I told him I didn’t eat poutine because I didn’t like it.
He was gobsmacked and said : “You don’t like French fries smothered with cheese and gravey? What are you, some kind of homosexual communist or something? That’s crazy talk - just let me into your kitchen.”
I refused and told him that poutine was just an extension of the patriarchy and that it was toxically masculine to mix fries, gravey and cheese. I lectured him in the most feminist voice I could muster on how Canadian dietary trends were dangerously problematic - “just look at how we combine bacon with pancakes and maple syrup. That’s toxic masculinity on a plate right there. I blame Maurice Richard for that” I told him.
He gave me the angriest French Quebec frown I’ve ever seen. “You don’t say anything bad about Rocket Richard you Toronto maple leaf loving girly boy.”
I continued lecturing him on the failures of North American hetero patriarchy and how it oppressed people of colour knowing that being a government bureaucrat he would have been trained by his feminist supervisors to stand there and listen.
It was at that point that he punched me in the face for being an incredible faggot. I remember waking up a few hours later craving a large plate of bacon fried maple donuts with fries and gravy. That’s when I realized that I was finally cured of my feminist faggery. I’ve been a productive member of society ever since.
Moral of the story: keep calm and obey the government.
The book of Revelation got its name from the line in the beginning of it. It says "The Revelation of Jesus Christ" Or in modern terms, THE REVEALING OF JESUS CHRIST!
The EYE OPENING, the UNCOVERING, the EXPOSURE of the holy spirit.
The apocalypse, aka, the apocalypse of John - was an eye opening event, he SAW what was going on, and what was to come.
The resurrection mentioned throughout the Bible? The one that "Flesh and Bone" cannot take part in? Is a SPIRITUAL Resurrection. Not a PHYSICAL as churches teach, based on RCC lies. In the end there is a SPIRITUAL ressurection, a SPIRITUAL AWAKENING. THE GREAT AWAKENING. The STORM? LOOK NO FURTHER THAN THE 7 THUNDERS IN REVELATION!
This was kept secret, and John was NOT allowed to write it down, other wise the ENEMY could read it, and PREVENT it from happening. Why do you think they are SQUIRMING like the rats that they are? There was NOTHING they could do to stop this! What happens, according to the moment the 7 thunders are ended? THE END! The MYSTERY of GOD is fulfilled, Heaven is re established on earth, evil has been judged (Think Gitmo aka the 'great white throne judgement) Who said the END is NEAR??? Q! What was the SOURCE for the Gospels? the Q document! How is the earth destroyed the second time? FIRE. What is fire in the Bible? THE HOLY SPIRIT. What did Q say recently??? YOU WILL BE SURPRISED TO LEARN WHO IS SPEAKING TO YOU HERE. Its NOT Trump (sometimes it is, but Q means generally it seems) ... What is Q? A TEAM OF MESSENGERS. What are messengers, Biblically? ANGELS. What angels come just prior to the return of the King, to announce judgement, and awaken the spirits of the believers and non believers, some to everlasting righteousness, some to everlasting contempt? according to ancient Hebrew wedding ceremony, its the best man who blows the horn to get the bride ready prior to her husband arriving. The best man is equal to John the Baptist in Jesus day, and in ours, its likely Michael the Arch Angel, maybe Gabriel and a few others blowing the Trump, the last Trump, awakening our spirits to the TRUTH, in this GREAT AWAKENING.
Did you know that Revelation also talks before THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM? SEE REV 8! Immediately preceding THE STORM.
This occurs during the 7 THUNDERS, aka (boom boom boom...) which is a systematic take down of the cabal, and their final judgement. Q says to be the LIGHT, spread the LIGHT, etc...the LIGHT of CHRIST, the fire of JUDGEMENT. You think its ANY coincidence Q and Trump always seem to be one or 5 steps ahead? Remember, Michael does battle with satan 'in the heavens' and casts him to the ground. aka, the Q team, using military assets and who knows what else, is doing battle with the cabal, and starts to defeat it, and since the cabal knows its time is short, it makes it its goal to defeat and kill as many as it can. Death Throws. There SO MUCH more to this, Ive posted other stuff in the past about this too. This is spiritual warfare. Keep the armor of God on. Now more than ever you can SEE WHY you need to. You NEED it to block the evil attacking you from every angle. Media. Big pharma. GMO. The list goes on! THEY feed on FEAR and have ENSLAVED us with it for millenia. THINK POSITIVE and give your positive energy, thoughts and prayers to God, and those serving in his army to defeat the cabal once and for all!
Nah, he recommends execution. He even reminds them that it's their own fault for being dirty bastards.
"If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads."
As a lesbian, I disagree. I went into vegetarianism for the long term because I understood the deleterious effects that humans have on poor, living, breathing, suffering animals. I think that anyone who is not aware of this is with uneducated or willfully ignorant. The latter being far worse, of course, as that means they don’t care about animals (#AnimalLivesMatter), and thus should be looked down upon and treated worse than humans treat animals. I fully advocate the captivity, mental, physical, and emotional torture, near-death starvation, and eventual euthanasia (after a very long time, of course) of such subhumans.
That’s my personal opinion and I hope that Reddit will be mature enough to respect it (although I greatly doubt it because Reddit is full of obese meateaters).
I don't have a TV Licence because my TV isn't connected to an aerial, it's just for gaming and Netflix. I filled out a disclaimer form and never heard about it again. If I did watch TV I would rather have a licence though than advert breaks. The BBC has no advertising at all.
This sounds like either it’s made up, or the guy doesn’t know how to communicate. The system for notifying the licensing people that you don’t use live tv is really simple, and gets them off your back really easily. You just go to the website and put in your details from the letters they send you. They aren’t budgeting for enforcers to go knocking on doors lol
Americans on reddit are literally incapable of talking about other countries without it denigrating to some sort of family analogy about how they are cool brother/cousin/whatever and everyone else sucks in some small way.
Just sitting here imagining the kind of freedom that would be dealt to someone who came to certain households here trying to collect for a PBS license.
Nah, you just have police kick in your door at 3AM, shoot your dog, then sell your car because you were in illegal possession of Kinder Suprise eggs.
The way you Americans all buy into that "freedom" meme, in a country that locks up more of your own citizens that North Korea, Iran and China put together, is fucking hilarious. You'd have to back to the Soviet era to find a country less free than America, and even then it's a stretch.
I didn't rape any Pakis, don't try to put that shit on me.
But as far as your claim that shooting dogs, being objectively, quantifiably, the least free country in the world, and federally legislating against chocolate eggs, is something to brag about, I'm going to have to disagree with you on that.
I'm not an Amerilard Britshit and I didn't say you raped Pakis. How can your English comprehension be so poor despite it being the only language you know?
I live in the UK and don't pay TV licence and nobody cares. They can ask to see your house but legally you don't have to let them in and even if I were to let them in they would see I don't even have my TV connected to an aerial and I don't have the BBC apps installed anywhere. They do try to trick you into saying something which could be considered incriminating yourself from what I've heard from others though.
When I cancelled it after realising I was paying for nothing they just said "are you sure?" and left it
My dad didn't pay for years while actually watching TV and they just fined him the cost of 1 year's subscription.
BLOODY ELL MATE THAT CAPS LOCK LOISENCE WENT OUT OF DAYTE AT TWELVE BONG, YOU BETTER BUY A NEW ONE IN NO HARRY LIME OR YOU'LL BE IN ROIGHT BARNEY RUBBLE.
If I lived in Britain I would have become a far right anti government nut by now.
They really losing it there. Acid attacks, child rape gangs and brexit are happening. But where does the government spend there time on? Arresting people for using free speech and watching BBC without paying.
> wake up
> slag wife puts the kettle on for a cuppa
> slurp down my breakfast of American semen ration and shit tea
> 8 bongs, time to pray facing mecca
> government approved safety pen is too dull to properly mark my prayer punch card
> don't have time, going to be late for work at the pig rendering factory. Grab my box lunch and go
> local chav youth stole my bike again. Shit.
> walking to work, local cultural sensitivity officer asks to see my prayer card
> fined 50 quid for improperly punched morning prayer slot
> Stratford upon bonkershire road closed due to latest Russian nerve gas assassination
> three hours late to work
> miss midday prayers
> boss fires me and calls me a fat cunt in front of the whole pig fat assembly line
> fined again for standing during afternoon prayers
>sit at a picnic table to eat my lunch
> spread lunch semen ration on bread with a butter knife
> constable sees me and demands to see my permit for the knife.
> shit, pickpockets got my wallet, can't produce the permit
> officer thankfully accepts bribe
> head home early
> walk in on slag wife fucking the overweight landlord
> he beats me savegly in front of my 2 children and tells me not to come back until I have the rent money
> my older daughter physically ejects me from the flat at the instruction of the landlord
> chavs run by and steal my pants
> drag myself into an alley
> drift off to sleep humming "God save the queen."
Look, guys. You're the ones who want to keep the Queen because "your traditions and history" and stupid shit like that. Turns out being dirty little peasants is also a part of your "traditions and history".
To be fair you've got five big English speaking internet using countries. You've got Australians but they're all dirty and covered in sand, you've got Americans, but well...that just speaks for itself really, you've got Canadians and they're just baby americans in all but name, you've got the Irish, alright lads but the look a bit off. Then you've got the British. Who basically just win all the time. So imagining living in Britain is imagining living in winland.
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1 ppporto 2018-03-14
Original thread
1 JumbledFun 2018-03-14
Ew who would ever want to imagine that
1 shamwu 2018-03-14
It’s easier to imagine being a toad than an Englishman.
1 DistortedLines 2018-03-14
This implies that there's any difference between the two
1 shamwu 2018-03-14
Roads have better teeth
1 TheRootinTootinPutin 2018-03-14
Fewer warts, too
1 Wild_Hunt 2018-03-14
WELL YOUR MUMS A SLAG
1 Not-The_Rachel 2018-03-14
UK is cucked af tbh.
1 fsdgfhk 2018-03-14
Yep. Not as much of a shithole as America ofc, but it's still pretty ridiculous.
1 ChristopherXCross 2018-03-14
Wow those comments are lit.
Just another normal day in England I guess
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-03-14
oi! wheres your telly license, mate?! oh ya do nae have one??
1 headasplodes 2018-03-14
What the fuck the Tv license is a real thing I thought it was a fucking joke
1 El_Jefe_Yaqui 2018-03-14
It's Britain.
It's like fucking airship one nowadays.
Must have a license per tv, cant access porn and purchase items online, Can't buy soda, coffee, or any vaccinated beverage if under 16, butter knives are illegal purchases unless your id is checked, cops are pushovers, they ban fucking tea spoons due to drug addicts using them, and they have mass surveillance so goddamn extreme it makes the patriot act look like a fucking joke.
1 incineratechicken 2018-03-14
Best part is that they want to go to war with Russia for some damn reason.
1 El_Jefe_Yaqui 2018-03-14
Oi you got a world war 3 license!
1 LightUmbra 2018-03-14
Oi you got a license for that world war 3 license!
1 El_Jefe_Yaqui 2018-03-14
MATE YOU GOT A LICENSE TO BE AROUND HERE ASKING FOR THIS CHEEKY CHAV'S LICENSE TO APPLY FOR A WORLD WAR THREE LICENSE!?
1 LightUmbra 2018-03-14
You got a license to ask me about my licenses.
1 HeIsTheSisko 2018-03-14
https://i.imgur.com/zqIMWj0.jpg
1 rockidol 2018-03-14
No, they want to impose sanctions on Russia because the Russian government killed someone there with a chemical weapon.
1 incineratechicken 2018-03-14
Post proofs, cyka
1 SuperObviousShill 2018-03-14
Well we all know vaccinated beverages cause autism.
1 El_Jefe_Yaqui 2018-03-14
Really?
Huh. I guess it's up there with minecraft and hentai,
1 Not-The_Rachel 2018-03-14
Don't need to. Already autistic af 😉
1 sillybandland 2018-03-14
Always two steps ahead
1 JAMESLJNR 2018-03-14
You can 100% watch porn and buy things online without registration. You can 100% buy 'soda', coffee or any other energy drink without getting ID'd. If you go to a big supermarket you will get ID'd for a knife if you look shady or are known to the supermarket but other than that you're fine.
By 'pushovers' you mean they don't shoot to kill unarmed people? Then yeah.
The teaspoon thing is VERY rare and UK surveillence is no worse than the US. So long as you don't go around threatening to kill people on Twitter, you're good.
Please don't spread misinformation about things you have no idea about.
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-03-14
nah mate, the uk is fucked. stop pretending.
1 JAMESLJNR 2018-03-14
and you know this how?
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-03-14
because youre a bitch
1 JAMESLJNR 2018-03-14
Makes perfect sense
1 CanadianCartman 2018-03-14
because you need a fucking license to own a television?
1 pm_me_jumbo_jets 2018-03-14
No, you need a licence to watch live TV. You don’t have to pay the licence if you just use the TV to play games or DVDs or whatever.
I don’t see why Americans act like the TV licence is 1984 level shit. You pay money for your cable subscription, don’t you? It’s just a payment for your BBC subscription. If you don’t watch it you don’t have to pay it.
1 CanadianCartman 2018-03-14
And if you don't pay it, it seems that what happens is that you are constantly hounded by people who want to go look in your house to "make sure" you aren't watching BBC.
1 Dukkerz 2018-03-14
This but ironically because I'm not fucking retarded.
1 AWinterschill 2018-03-14
I'm from the UK and I definitely think that the licence fee is a load of old shit. It's nothing like a cable subscription.
When did anyone ever have Sky knocking on their front door demanding to come in just to check you haven't got a satellite dish hidden around the house.
If they're so determined to keep the licence fee it should be made an opt in service, otherwise just fucking scrap it.
1 telandrias 2018-03-14
1 die_rattin 2018-03-14
It’s ok, they only enforce it pretty selectively
1 telandrias 2018-03-14
Hopefully he gets jailed for posting on such a hate forum like /r/drama. Let me tell you /r/drama is a crypto hate super nazi forum for secret nazis and synthesizer fans.
1 pm_me_jumbo_jets 2018-03-14
Nah, countries with a mostly white population are fair game. Don't think it's a coincidence no one's been arrested for anti-French tweeting lately.
I don't disagree when people say we can be too draconian on some stuff, I just find the freaking out over the TV licence hilarious.
1 telandrias 2018-03-14
Sorry I don't like to commiserate with criminals, ie people who "annoy or inconvenience" because it's AGAINST THE LAW. Can't wait to block you people out like a black mirror episode (lol isn't everything black mirror?)
1 Haslinhezl 2018-03-14
"license" it's literally an optional tax and this was an encounter with a cunt
1 Wopitikitotengo 2018-03-14
The fact that dumb amerilards have started talking absolute horseshit about somewhere I've lived my whole life as if they know it better than me because of memes is really making me wish their country would just balkanize soon so their infrastructure collapsed and they wouldn't have internet.
1 DistortedLines 2018-03-14
Oi, yew got a loiscence for that comment m8?
1 shamwu 2018-03-14
OI GUVNA WAT BONG IS IT???? EYE CAN’T MISS MEE TELLY PROGRAM!
1 Unicorn_Abattoir 2018-03-14
Cor
1 SaltyMeth 2018-03-14
CHERS LUV THE CAVALRYYS HERE
1 shamwu 2018-03-14
Sorry I don’t condone pedophile games 😤😤😤😤
1 HeylebItsCaleb 2018-03-14
Holy shit, are you the "currents was a bad album" guy from indieheadscirclejerk?
1 shamwu 2018-03-14
Wow! You remember that????? That was like a 2 month period in my life, but yeah lmao
1 HeylebItsCaleb 2018-03-14
Hells yeah! You commented on a few of my posts back then lmao. Small world.
Also, currents is a bad album
1 shamwu 2018-03-14
I’m kinda sad because I haven’t really listened to any new music, so I kinda stopped going on indieheads :(
I should really start finding new stuff to listen to so I can get back to shitposting on there.
1 HeylebItsCaleb 2018-03-14
I havent been in a while either, for the same reasons :p there were some great memes brewed up in there though
1 shamwu 2018-03-14
Now I’m just a mid 2000s basic indie bitch :(
1 pantsunami 2018-03-14
yeah as a texan, im right there with you on the US balkanizing.
1 Redactor0 2018-03-14
So now you know what it's like for people from anywhere else in the world when they see Brits making comments about their country.
1 ZeitgeistNow 2018-03-14
Imagine saying this unironically when 90% of your own countries infrastructure is crumbling 200+ year old garbage
1 tavigsy 2018-03-14
Can you explain how this tv license thing works?
1 Wopitikitotengo 2018-03-14
Since 1946 we have been obligated to pay a fee in order to fund BBC programming. Nobody really pays it, they send scary letters to you and threaten to take you to court but unless they can prove you're watching live TV they can't do anything. The majority of people who get done for it are women and old people who get intimidated by TV licencing guys (who you have no obligation to speak to) and trumped up letters. It's a pain but it's more indicative of beuracratic bullshit than a police state lmao. The posters posted that make it sound like that are just to scare people, they can't really do shit.
1 ExtraCheesyPie 2018-03-14
Intimidating agents coming to my door doesn't sound much like beurocracy
1 ComedicSans 2018-03-14
I realise it might be hard for an American to grasp, but in the UK government officials can turn up on your doorstep and nobody ends up being shot in the transaction.
1 ExtraCheesyPie 2018-03-14
I'm not American, but typically the Canadian govt doesnt send agressive people to every household
1 ComedicSans 2018-03-14
Lmao. TV license fee men are the one who are too retarded to be postmen. "Very aggressive" my arse.
1 ExtraCheesyPie 2018-03-14
That's the impression I got from the OP, although it's probably an outlier
1 ComedicSans 2018-03-14
Given it was posted on a national subreddit, the OP is probably an autist who doesn't understand social cues whatsoever.
1 Mysterious_James 2018-03-14
You have to pay £150 a year to watch live or catch up tv. It funds the bbc. They send people round to check you're not watching tv without a license but there all absolute dickheads about it
1 Stargazer-True 2018-03-14
They’re not allowed into your home without a warrant and they need physical evidence you have a tv. I’m guessing most people in Britain only declare they have one tv.
1 CrabPocket47 2018-03-14
Amerilard here. Upvote for amerilard. Cracked me up.
1 Thot_Crusher 2018-03-14
GET OUT
1 CrabPocket47 2018-03-14
Taking a joke too scary there for ya buddy?
1 Thot_Crusher 2018-03-14
Lol xD jokester here! upvoted for joke! xD
1 CrabPocket47 2018-03-14
Thanks maaaaan
1 CentralNervousPiston 2018-03-14
Your country is completely and totally fucked either way
1 ThenTheGorursArrived 2018-03-14
You just summed up my reaction whenever I see a BBC article on my country.
1 Wopitikitotengo 2018-03-14
Yeah these memes have given me empathy for other countries getting shit which isn't going to help r/Drama shitposting
1 yourdeadwife 2018-03-14
Careful he has a bread knife!
1 cistercianmonk 2018-03-14
This is absolute horseshit.
We are allowed to cross the road wherever we like though.
1 LottieB 2018-03-14
Plus people don't die just because they're poor
1 Redactor0 2018-03-14
I'm honestly curious. How do you imagine that happens?
1 LottieB 2018-03-14
No insurance so don't go to get things checked out until its too late for worry of medical bills. Plus don't really simple drugs cost a fortune there? I never paid more than £8 for any prescription, if I even had to pay that much.
1 Redactor0 2018-03-14
If you were really that poor, you could get free health insurance and free prescription drugs. You can walk into any emergency room in the country and get free treatment.
Our system is extremely complicated, fucked-up, and expensive, but we don't just have droves of people dying because they couldn't afford any insulin or whatever.
1 LottieB 2018-03-14
Oh OK, when I lived there my housemate pulled his own tooth out rather than pay for proper care. But he was a fucking retard to be fair.
1 Redactor0 2018-03-14
Yeah, you might not get dental coverage or you might have to jump through lots of hoops to get it. So lots of bad stuff like that can happen, but generally not literally dying.
1 CuriousKrow 2018-03-14
Eye exams aren't expensive and you can literally get them at any Sears and buy glasses for like 100 dollars, maybe even less if you don't go for stylish ones.
Medicaid covers teeth cleaning(2x a year) and eyes, however it doesn't cover expensive procedures so poor people usually just choose the option of having the tooth pulled out. If your teeth are fucked up enough that they need to be pulled out though that's on the person. Can't blame healthcare on people not taking care of themselves.
1 NakedOldGuy 2018-03-14
In the USA, teeth and eyes are not part of the human anatomy and are thus not covered by medical insurance.
1 Riencewind 2018-03-14
EU here: teeth aren't part of human body here as well, but eyes? Fuck, there is a mandatory eyesight test for almost every job, and the employer has to reimburse you partially for buying spectalces.
1 Hemingwavy 2018-03-14
You know that earning something like $12,000 a year puts you above the federal poverty line which is almost what the Medicaid limit is.
If you show up with a gunshot wound, sure you'll get treated. Leukaemia? They're going to tell you to fuck off and die somewhere else. They're just not allowed let you die on the emergency room floor.
Thousands of Americans die due to lacking healthcare every year.
1 kaiise 2018-03-14
average life expectancy is going down ffs. but then you get these people telling us everything is fine wtf
1 Redactor0 2018-03-14
Hmmm... is someone a lying sack of shit on r/drama? It happens more often than you might think!
1 kaiise 2018-03-14
the UN and WHO keeps detailed stats. the US essential indicators of prosperity are in decline over 30 years.
1 Redactor0 2018-03-14
Uhh... congratulations?
1 literally_a_tractor 2018-03-14
Still waiting on that hybrid vigor.
1 SuperPheotus 2018-03-14
There are people dying because of that though
Source: am poor with treatable disease that's being ignored because docs want their money first
1 AtomicWolf425 2018-03-14
I quit my job so I could stay on Medicare because I couldn't afford the insurance premiums. It's sad that to stay alive I have to stop working and also stay poor
1 siskonaut 2018-03-14
Is this a bad thing?
1 cistercianmonk 2018-03-14
Or get shot because they are black.
1 LottieB 2018-03-14
Or because they turned up to school.
1 cistercianmonk 2018-03-14
We are technically ruled by a bunch of unelected people from the same family though.
America would never do something so sill.. oh.
1 ZeitgeistNow 2018-03-14
Why are you bringing up the EU in reference to America?
1 ZeitgeistNow 2018-03-14
I love when britcucks compare anomalous events that happen in the US to sweeping privacy and rights violations that apply to everyone in the UK
1 pigeondoubletake 2018-03-14
Well at least in the UK we don't have madmen in book depositories popping out and shooting our elected officials all the time!!! So who cares if I can't buy a potato peeler without a license??
1 JasonYaya 2018-03-14
That's because you don't even know what a fucking book depository is! Wait a minute, neither do I.
1 Dukkerz 2018-03-14
Yeah mate I can't walk for all the TV license collectors breaking into my flat.
1 ZeitgeistNow 2018-03-14
Real shame, if only you could get a butter knife to defend yourself from them, but the 10 surveillance cameras directly outside your flat must make that difficult to pull off.
1 Dukkerz 2018-03-14
I know a guy who can get me a sharpened spoon, next best thing.
1 Reeko_Htown 2018-03-14
Vegas and the school shooting happened less than a year apart.
1 ZeitgeistNow 2018-03-14
Anomalous means not the norm, dense cunt. 70 people dead in less than a year in a country of 330 million is barely a blip statistically.
1 Reeko_Htown 2018-03-14
They make people wear seat belts for blips statistically.
1 LottieB 2018-03-14
There are like 11000 people killed by guns a year. That doesn't sound anomalous.
1 Thhueros 2018-03-14
Well that’s not good.
1 cleverseneca 2018-03-14
If there's no porn then the quality of life just doesn't justify the quantity smh.
1 ThenTheGorursArrived 2018-03-14
Lol.
1 xjapxn 2018-03-14
lmfao
1 casualrocket 2018-03-14
something about a man and his dog
1 rosesareredviolets 2018-03-14
Hey. Thanks for going through the effort to let us know that guy is full of shit.
1 Hemingwavy 2018-03-14
It goes to fund the BBC.
1 jugglebub 2018-03-14
Nah, I got ID'd in Poundland while trying to buy energy drinks. 2 of them. In POUNDLAND. I hadn't taken my ID as I'd just popped out from work. I legit got refused trying to buy energy drinks in my 20's.
1 pigeondoubletake 2018-03-14
Thank god you're safe, who knows what harm could have come to you had you bought them.
1 Haslinhezl 2018-03-14
u do not seem to like england young man
1 pigeondoubletake 2018-03-14
Not at all, I actually love the place. I just hate pretentiousness and condescension, something that Brits unfortunately have in spades.
1 kaiise 2018-03-14
i just lciked report. i will let the authrities deal with this one , good catch,
komradecitizen /u/Haslinhezl !1 umar4812 2018-03-14
It's to reduce sugar intake. So it's in the interest of children's health. And I have been able to purchase drinks without being ID'd.
1 whatis0x6472616d61 2018-03-14
I cannot imagine being this much of a brainwashed gimp.
1 zenicaone 2018-03-14
haha manlet.
when will they learn.
1 fsdgfhk 2018-03-14
lol "Poundland". Why does England have such silly names for stuff?
1 umar4812 2018-03-14
Stuff costs no more than £1.
1 groovejet 2018-03-14
They have started to ask for ID when you buy red bull or similar since a couple of weeks ago. You have to be over 16 now.
1 Hemingwavy 2018-03-14
That's not the law though. It's a company policy. It's like Walmart not selling guns to under 21s.
1 moush 2018-03-14
1 Thot_Crusher 2018-03-14
OI BRUV U GOT A LOICENSE TO BE THIS RETARDED?
1 yatacuz 2018-03-14
All true except this bit
UK surveillance on another level
1 Haslinhezl 2018-03-14
i mean its almost certainly exactly the same the uk just has a fuckin pr problem about it
we're all fuckin entries in a database dont lie to yourself
1 yatacuz 2018-03-14
More than just pr. Camera surveillance in the UK far more advanced than any other country, and it used far more actively.
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-03-14
The UK program is an US program.
The US can't spy on their own citizen, so they give everything to do so to the UK who then spy on american citizen (and UK ones).
1 WeWuzKANG5 2018-03-14
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Soda ID laws and locking people up for "hateful" twitter comments is fine just shut up about it!
1 fsdgfhk 2018-03-14
Yeah, that'd never happen in America.
1 Matthew1J 2018-03-14
Are you illiterate or something?
1 Thot_Crusher 2018-03-14
Lmao this dude thinks threatening to shoot up a school is the same as saying a mean thing on Twitter
/u/fsdgfhk end yourself
1 fsdgfhk 2018-03-14
Lol. Imagine being so retarded you think words on a twitter account are the same as shooting people.
I thought you guys had freedom of speech?
1 xthorgoldx 2018-03-14
While you're right about the rest of it being propagandized BS, the UK has the highest number of government CCTV-per-capita in the world, more than even China.
(Technically, the US had the most CCTV systems per capita, but that's counting commercial systems like shoplifting cameras, which aren't accessible to government surveillance nets)
1 Ikea_Man 2018-03-14
Fucking LOL, he wasn't joking about the getting ID'd to buy a knife?
Hahahaha
1 VidiotGamer 2018-03-14
Cutlery too. Not a hunting knife or any kind of tool, just your garden variety tableware.
Fucking lols.
1 Ikea_Man 2018-03-14
Europe has become a parody of itself
1 preserved_fish 2018-03-14
I have it on high authority that in England, everyone has only one spoon.
1 wsbking 2018-03-14
OI BRUV SHOW ME YA BLOODY DEBATIN' LOICENSE RIGHT THIS MINUTE
1 meatpuppet79 2018-03-14
Not being American but a fellow (for now) European:
your surveillance is fucking extreme, and your police are embarrassingly mismatched for the job they do unless there's a real big crisis and the armed police get involved.
The police in every single European country are armed and no our police don't go on rampages killing the 'unarmed'.
lol.
oh really? https://i.redd.it/2vdha131bsk01.png
1 shallowm 2018-03-14
Where do I report Brits being mean to me on the internet?
1 SRSLovesGawker 2018-03-14
Partially FTFY.
1 JAMESLJNR 2018-03-14
Source?
Teaching it your dog as a sort of edgy joke is one thing, but getting the dog to do it on the command of 'Gas the Jews' is another.
1 SRSLovesGawker 2018-03-14
Do you really need to be shown individual instances of people getting threatened by police or arrested for saying mean things about islam in the UK? Come on.
So the moment the words "gas the jews" enter into it, it moves from edgy joke to SUPER CEREAL NAZI SCOT territory?
Or does it just make it fine by you personally that someone could be sent to jail for a joke because you don't like the joke and/or the joker?
1 OniTan 2018-03-14
Imagine seriousposting on /r/drama.
1 rockidol 2018-03-14
And that makes it OK? Your the country that gave us George Orwell and Big Brother.
1 JAMESLJNR 2018-03-14
Course it's not ok, but it happening 3 times in the past 10 years makes it a non-issue.
1 rockidol 2018-03-14
I meant the surveillance thing.
1 saddertadder 2018-03-14
like that the one guy with the pug is actually threatened with prison time for making an edgy Nazi joke via a video on YouTube
1 Ace4929 2018-03-14
Every time I walk outside in America and get shot, I think to myself at least Im not a limey
1 zenicaone 2018-03-14
wear your bullet-wounds with pride (tear drop)
1 Thot_Crusher 2018-03-14
At least in the land of the free, you don't need a license to be shot
1 rockidol 2018-03-14
You do need to be at least 21 to have shots though, and most places you can't drink in public no matter your age.
1 Jzargos_Helper 2018-03-14
Every time something bad happens in America, I think to myself at least I’m allowed to say mean things about the perpetrator
1 Dukkerz 2018-03-14
you forgot pineapples mate.
1 Haslinhezl 2018-03-14
license per tv lol ok
you pay money to access live tv aka you have a choice rather than it being a straight tax, license is just a name
this encounter is obviously not normal
1 Stargazer-True 2018-03-14
Agree with everything ... Porn seems to be ok for now
1 Irrel_M 2018-03-14
I had a massive kek, but this is surely bullshit.
....right?
1 AWinterschill 2018-03-14
Not quite as bad as banning them, but there's this story.
There's a proof of age prompt activated by fucking teaspoons...
1 DepressionHitsHard2 2018-03-14
Dont forget that they let Muslim Rape gangs rape little girls. Then arrest the little girls when they call their rapists a mean name.
1 SovietWarfare 2018-03-14
How can a government be so invasive and such a push over at the same time? It's pathetic!
1 die_rattin 2018-03-14
It’s easy to do that shit to conformist, law abiding types because that’s who they are and they have things like assets and jobs to threaten. The criminal element just laughs
1 Stuntman119 2018-03-14
I feel like calling bullshit but it would probably turn out to be true. Also even if you pay for your TV licence you will still get ads. It's retarded.
1 Matthew94 2018-03-14
It's not a license per TV.
1 totalrandomperson 2018-03-14
It's "Airstrip One" you smooth brain.
1 Kisagari 2018-03-14
Why are you basically spreading lies?:
Only if you use it for live broadcasts, and it isn't just TVs either; If you recieve live broadcasts you have to have a TV license
Yes we can...I'm not sure where this lie is coming from
Yes we can
It's only energy drinks under 16s can't buy but I agree that it's retarded either way
False
False
It's not that bad tbh
Pretty sure that's the case everywhere if the post is threatening
1 DuBBle 2018-03-14
Even though most of this isn't true it's 100% accurate.
1 rockidol 2018-03-14
They actually passed a bill where you need to register with the government? I thought it was just a proposal
1 grungebot5000 2018-03-14
mary poppins state
1 Nanderlizer1 2018-03-14
English gov is almost as big a a joke as anybody who takes this comment seriously
1 HINDBRAIN 2018-03-14
It's real. I was an exchange student in the UK for one year, the common room of the student housing I was at had a separate address, and it kept getting increasingly angry letters "to the owner" about TV licensing.
1 maljbre19 2018-03-14
I like how they have the same "tv licence" thingie in Italy too, but since literally everybody decided to not pay it, they had to tie it in with your electric bill.
1 hakkzpets 2018-03-14
Why the electric bill?
We have a TV license in Sweden too, but since most people just avoided paying it, they decided to move it to a tax instead.
1 maljbre19 2018-03-14
I don't fucking know, it probably was easier for them to make it that way. I dont know how is it in swedistan but here the national television has ads and all that crap that private channels have and get a tax on top of that.
1 hakkzpets 2018-03-14
Yeah, that seem a bit crappy.
1 LottieB 2018-03-14
No advert breaks.
1 Stargazer-True 2018-03-14
Join the club... most people in Britain think it’s a fucking joke too!
1 JakeTehNub 2018-03-14
Yeah I thought it was a joke like "penis inspection day" at school.
1 Wild_Hunt 2018-03-14
Unfortunately, nah. They like to send you aggresive letters then maybe the tele bloke who likes to think he's the police but can't do anything.
1 rockidol 2018-03-14
They call it a tv license but really it's just a tax. You don't need to take a test or pass a background check or whatever to get one, just pay some money.
1 Enfys_Nest 2018-03-14
Thread full of americans posting about britain, time to kill myself
1 nanonan 2018-03-14
What you gonna do, slash your wrists with a butterknife? We all know you're just going to drink some Victory gin and watch Geordie Shore. Bloody whinging poms.
1 I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2018-03-14
Dude cant even buy a butterknife so no.
1 Enfys_Nest 2018-03-14
indeed
1 pigeondoubletake 2018-03-14
Exactly, clearly he's Nepalese.
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-03-14
tbh if you're not American or British, why the fuck are you even here? What non-Anglo meme non-country could we possibly care about?
1 K-town- 2018-03-14
Look in the mirror, g
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-03-14
That's like 4 times you've replied to me with that exact comment. I normally appreciate autism, but you're bordering on "ick and boo and gross and like totally creepy, someone pls help".
1 K-town- 2018-03-14
Literally this was the third and final time because I was following comedy’s rule of 3 but now it feels squandered so I’m gonna hit you with another one at some point to keep you on your toes
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-03-14
That's fine by me bby. I like the attention. (bats eyes bashfully)
1 huawei_the_lads 2018-03-14
He would drink the acid.
1 grungebot5000 2018-03-14
or any number of household cleaning products!
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-03-14
keep yourself... safe?
1 Not-The_Rachel 2018-03-14
Pls livestream it
1 MastaBlastaz 2018-03-14
Well they need something to keep them entertained between mass shootings
1 RaiseRedux 2018-03-14
Please don't joke. Please actually kill yourself.
1 MyBomesAreCold 2018-03-14
Like every single thread on reddit about USA issues
1 oss_spy 2018-03-14
As an American, <incoherent babbling on shit he’s never seen before>
1 TheOneYouAbandoned 2018-03-14
Name checks out.
1 pepperouchau 2018-03-14
You'll get a fatal oral disease soon enough, limey
1 Hydrium 2018-03-14
YOU GHOT A SUEECIDE LOAISENCE BRUV?
1 pigeondoubletake 2018-03-14
GORK 'IS BRITCHES AND FETCH THA PROBE, WE AIN'T LETTIN THIS LAD TA BE SLITTIN HIS SPURTY'S WIF'OUT TH' PROPA AUTHORAT'Y!
1 K-town- 2018-03-14
Mfw americans call knifingham slit n spurty “suicide”
1 flavous_aetius451 2018-03-14
Holy fuck im dying
1 still_futile 2018-03-14
If we knew this was all it took we would have posted this year ago for you.
1 HeylebItsCaleb 2018-03-14
And after I'm done shit talking Britain I can enjoy whatever kind of porn i want 😎
1 Thot_Crusher 2018-03-14
You have a permit for that?
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2018-03-14
OI BRUV, YOO GOT A PUHRMIT FUH THAT LOISENCE?
1 IslamicStatePatriot 2018-03-14
Oi mate! Do somethin great an bin that hate!
1 [deleted] 2018-03-14
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1 grungebot5000 2018-03-14
can’t afford the entry fee for the license permit queue
1 Did-the-math 2018-03-14
OK, this reminds me of a similar thing that happened to me about six years ago.
I was in my home in Montreal eating my avacodo and tofu sandwich when I heard a loud knocking at my door. I answered it wearing only my underwear and my girlfriend’s Toronto leafs jersey (She wears it to piss off all the Habs fans). A Quebec poutine inspection officer was at my door and asked to inspect my kitchen to determine how much poutine tax I should be paying. I told him I didn’t eat poutine because I didn’t like it.
He was gobsmacked and said : “You don’t like French fries smothered with cheese and gravey? What are you, some kind of homosexual communist or something? That’s crazy talk - just let me into your kitchen.”
I refused and told him that poutine was just an extension of the patriarchy and that it was toxically masculine to mix fries, gravey and cheese. I lectured him in the most feminist voice I could muster on how Canadian dietary trends were dangerously problematic - “just look at how we combine bacon with pancakes and maple syrup. That’s toxic masculinity on a plate right there. I blame Maurice Richard for that” I told him.
He gave me the angriest French Quebec frown I’ve ever seen. “You don’t say anything bad about Rocket Richard you Toronto maple leaf loving girly boy.”
I continued lecturing him on the failures of North American hetero patriarchy and how it oppressed people of colour knowing that being a government bureaucrat he would have been trained by his feminist supervisors to stand there and listen.
It was at that point that he punched me in the face for being an incredible faggot. I remember waking up a few hours later craving a large plate of bacon fried maple donuts with fries and gravy. That’s when I realized that I was finally cured of my feminist faggery. I’ve been a productive member of society ever since.
Moral of the story: keep calm and obey the government.
1 Starship_Litterbox_B 2018-03-14
The book of Revelation got its name from the line in the beginning of it. It says "The Revelation of Jesus Christ" Or in modern terms, THE REVEALING OF JESUS CHRIST!
The EYE OPENING, the UNCOVERING, the EXPOSURE of the holy spirit.
The apocalypse, aka, the apocalypse of John - was an eye opening event, he SAW what was going on, and what was to come.
The resurrection mentioned throughout the Bible? The one that "Flesh and Bone" cannot take part in? Is a SPIRITUAL Resurrection. Not a PHYSICAL as churches teach, based on RCC lies. In the end there is a SPIRITUAL ressurection, a SPIRITUAL AWAKENING. THE GREAT AWAKENING. The STORM? LOOK NO FURTHER THAN THE 7 THUNDERS IN REVELATION!
This was kept secret, and John was NOT allowed to write it down, other wise the ENEMY could read it, and PREVENT it from happening. Why do you think they are SQUIRMING like the rats that they are? There was NOTHING they could do to stop this! What happens, according to the moment the 7 thunders are ended? THE END! The MYSTERY of GOD is fulfilled, Heaven is re established on earth, evil has been judged (Think Gitmo aka the 'great white throne judgement) Who said the END is NEAR??? Q! What was the SOURCE for the Gospels? the Q document! How is the earth destroyed the second time? FIRE. What is fire in the Bible? THE HOLY SPIRIT. What did Q say recently??? YOU WILL BE SURPRISED TO LEARN WHO IS SPEAKING TO YOU HERE. Its NOT Trump (sometimes it is, but Q means generally it seems) ... What is Q? A TEAM OF MESSENGERS. What are messengers, Biblically? ANGELS. What angels come just prior to the return of the King, to announce judgement, and awaken the spirits of the believers and non believers, some to everlasting righteousness, some to everlasting contempt? according to ancient Hebrew wedding ceremony, its the best man who blows the horn to get the bride ready prior to her husband arriving. The best man is equal to John the Baptist in Jesus day, and in ours, its likely Michael the Arch Angel, maybe Gabriel and a few others blowing the Trump, the last Trump, awakening our spirits to the TRUTH, in this GREAT AWAKENING.
Did you know that Revelation also talks before THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM? SEE REV 8! Immediately preceding THE STORM.
This occurs during the 7 THUNDERS, aka (boom boom boom...) which is a systematic take down of the cabal, and their final judgement. Q says to be the LIGHT, spread the LIGHT, etc...the LIGHT of CHRIST, the fire of JUDGEMENT. You think its ANY coincidence Q and Trump always seem to be one or 5 steps ahead? Remember, Michael does battle with satan 'in the heavens' and casts him to the ground. aka, the Q team, using military assets and who knows what else, is doing battle with the cabal, and starts to defeat it, and since the cabal knows its time is short, it makes it its goal to defeat and kill as many as it can. Death Throws. There SO MUCH more to this, Ive posted other stuff in the past about this too. This is spiritual warfare. Keep the armor of God on. Now more than ever you can SEE WHY you need to. You NEED it to block the evil attacking you from every angle. Media. Big pharma. GMO. The list goes on! THEY feed on FEAR and have ENSLAVED us with it for millenia. THINK POSITIVE and give your positive energy, thoughts and prayers to God, and those serving in his army to defeat the cabal once and for all!
1 WhoaItsAFactorial 2018-03-14
8! = 40,320
1 Did-the-math 2018-03-14
So, what you’re saying is that God wants faggots to be punched in the face? I need to read the bible more often.
1 AWinterschill 2018-03-14
Nah, he recommends execution. He even reminds them that it's their own fault for being dirty bastards.
"If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads."
1 TheNerdyBoy 2018-03-14
This pasta is fresh and delicious
1 Username234983 2018-03-14
To be fair, Communists are Jews.
1 Time_to_Drink 2018-03-14
As a lesbian, I disagree. I went into vegetarianism for the long term because I understood the deleterious effects that humans have on poor, living, breathing, suffering animals. I think that anyone who is not aware of this is with uneducated or willfully ignorant. The latter being far worse, of course, as that means they don’t care about animals (#AnimalLivesMatter), and thus should be looked down upon and treated worse than humans treat animals. I fully advocate the captivity, mental, physical, and emotional torture, near-death starvation, and eventual euthanasia (after a very long time, of course) of such subhumans. That’s my personal opinion and I hope that Reddit will be mature enough to respect it (although I greatly doubt it because Reddit is full of obese meateaters).
1 Will0saurus 2018-03-14
This but unironically
1 OniTan 2018-03-14
As a lesbian, do you beat the shit out of your girlfriend or vice versa?
1 Time_to_Drink 2018-03-14
You really are dense to eat this pasta 🍝
1 OniTan 2018-03-14
It's so dense. Every single frame just has so much going on.
1 OniTan 2018-03-14
Wait, you weren't fined for speaking English?!
1 MrNotSpecified 2018-03-14
That's literally canada
1 ManifestationOfSelf 2018-03-14
My teeth are already beginning to become crooked thinking about it.
1 DistortedLines 2018-03-14
Oi, you got a permit for that loiscence?
1 shredler 2018-03-14
learn to read fucko, someone already made that comment but better.
1 DistortedLines 2018-03-14
Lol
1 Junglapuker 2018-03-14
You should look 👀 into ayahuasca for your rage issues
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-03-14
That's why they don't let their citizens have guns.
1 LottieB 2018-03-14
I don't have a TV Licence because my TV isn't connected to an aerial, it's just for gaming and Netflix. I filled out a disclaimer form and never heard about it again. If I did watch TV I would rather have a licence though than advert breaks. The BBC has no advertising at all.
1 DistortedLines 2018-03-14
Lol
1 PracticalOnions 2018-03-14
Does anyone even watch the BBC?
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-03-14
Americans when we wanna feel extra smug
1 Haslinhezl 2018-03-14
teaboos
1 The_Reason_Trump_Won 2018-03-14
Lmao limeys
1 saddertadder 2018-03-14
limeycide when?
owait they are already doing it to themselves
1 a_jill_sandwich 2018-03-14
Imagine believing someone's fanfiction.
1 WeWuzKANG5 2018-03-14
Imagine defending tv licenses.
1 a_jill_sandwich 2018-03-14
Imagine that not even being what I was doing.
1 SerpentNu 2018-03-14
It's too weird to be fake
1 huawei_the_lads 2018-03-14
Nice try BBC employee.
1 The_DJSeahorse 2018-03-14
Brits went from the most dominant nation in the world to the most cucked in less than 100 years. It’s actually kinda impressive.
1 Haslinhezl 2018-03-14
imagine thinking just because your governments secretive about it theyre not doing the exact same shit
bless ur cottons
1 die_rattin 2018-03-14
Exact same what? Being irrelevant? Trump farts and the world quakes in terror.
1 GenitalGesticulation 2018-03-14
can you imagine the nasty grandpa mcdonald's coffee farts he has?
1 [deleted] 2018-03-14
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1 half_deer 2018-03-14
Anyone who uses the word cucked in a sentence is embarrassing
1 VidiotGamer 2018-03-14
Q.E.D.
1 jizzymt 2018-03-14
Hah! No one in this thread had any idea what they are talking about...
1 Thot_Crusher 2018-03-14
Oi u got a permit to be makin comments?
1 fsdgfhk 2018-03-14
Reported. Hatespeech like that doesn't fly around these parts, china.
1 Ohsoeasy 2018-03-14
Ummm, no thanks. I’m fine here in the US.
1 phineasphish 2018-03-14
This sounds like either it’s made up, or the guy doesn’t know how to communicate. The system for notifying the licensing people that you don’t use live tv is really simple, and gets them off your back really easily. You just go to the website and put in your details from the letters they send you. They aren’t budgeting for enforcers to go knocking on doors lol
1 WeWuzKANG5 2018-03-14
Current Britain is proof that the revolution was necessary, the Brits have adopted the retarded younger sibling role quite nicely.
1 Wild_Hunt 2018-03-14
Fuck off, we owned you
1 erythro 2018-03-14
Americans on reddit are literally incapable of talking about other countries without it denigrating to some sort of family analogy about how they are cool brother/cousin/whatever and everyone else sucks in some small way.
1 JasonYaya 2018-03-14
Just sitting here imagining the kind of freedom that would be dealt to someone who came to certain households here trying to collect for a PBS license.
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-03-14
Laughed off porch
Threatened with bat
Murdered with AR-15
1 intrepidone66 2018-03-14
12 gauge Shotguns are more satisfying to shoot by far.
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-03-14
To each his own. I would never calibershame.
1 Thot_Crusher 2018-03-14
Lmao what kind of beta bitch doesn't have a 20mm pointed out their front door
1 fsdgfhk 2018-03-14
Nah, you just have police kick in your door at 3AM, shoot your dog, then sell your car because you were in illegal possession of Kinder Suprise eggs.
The way you Americans all buy into that "freedom" meme, in a country that locks up more of your own citizens that North Korea, Iran and China put together, is fucking hilarious. You'd have to back to the Soviet era to find a country less free than America, and even then it's a stretch.
1 ThenTheGorursArrived 2018-03-14
Letting the Paki rapists go around raping instead of imprisoning them isn't something to brag about
1 fsdgfhk 2018-03-14
I didn't rape any Pakis, don't try to put that shit on me.
But as far as your claim that shooting dogs, being objectively, quantifiably, the least free country in the world, and federally legislating against chocolate eggs, is something to brag about, I'm going to have to disagree with you on that.
1 ThenTheGorursArrived 2018-03-14
I'm not an Amerilard Britshit and I didn't say you raped Pakis. How can your English comprehension be so poor despite it being the only language you know?
1 Wild_Hunt 2018-03-14
At least we don't make them marry the rapists like Florida does
1 GenitalGesticulation 2018-03-14
ahh florida, america's septic tank
1 whatis0x6472616d61 2018-03-14
Sorry I can't hear you over the sound of my many guns, butter knives, and large sodas!
1 Starship_Litterbox_B 2018-03-14
I can imagine how it would have turned out.
Kid:"Yeah, so, like, I was, like sips soy latte a survivor of a, like, mass shooting, and - "
AJ:"1776 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN IF YOU TRY AND TAKE OUR FIREARMS."
Kid:pisses self
AJ:emanates so much testosterone and super male vitality that the Kid becomes sick
1 MERCYLOVER163 2018-03-14
Brainlet
1 t0ppings 2018-03-14
I live in the UK and don't pay TV licence and nobody cares. They can ask to see your house but legally you don't have to let them in and even if I were to let them in they would see I don't even have my TV connected to an aerial and I don't have the BBC apps installed anywhere. They do try to trick you into saying something which could be considered incriminating yourself from what I've heard from others though.
When I cancelled it after realising I was paying for nothing they just said "are you sure?" and left it
My dad didn't pay for years while actually watching TV and they just fined him the cost of 1 year's subscription.
1 intrepidone66 2018-03-14
Move to a different country
1 Thot_Crusher 2018-03-14
Dude... BAD ASS!
1 Sateloco 2018-03-14
I admire your agressive frontier people gestalt.
1 bezerkeley 2018-03-14
Do people use the word dude in Britain?
1 Dukkerz 2018-03-14
You need an americanisms licence, or if you've been cohabiting with an American for 3+ years it's licet.
1 MooseHeckler 2018-03-14
WOTS THAT?
1 Dukkerz 2018-03-14
OI MATE YOU GOT YER CAPS LOCK LOISENCE?
1 MooseHeckler 2018-03-14
OI I GOT CAPS LOCK LOISENCE!
1 Dukkerz 2018-03-14
BLOODY ELL MATE THAT CAPS LOCK LOISENCE WENT OUT OF DAYTE AT TWELVE BONG, YOU BETTER BUY A NEW ONE IN NO HARRY LIME OR YOU'LL BE IN ROIGHT BARNEY RUBBLE.
1 MooseHeckler 2018-03-14
WOTS TOYME DO I HALF TO HAVE ONE?
1 Irrel_M 2018-03-14
Can't do anything about those roving rape gangs but at least they're on top of those airwave thieves, I tell you what.
A King of the Hill knockoff based in the U.K. would be a massive hit.
1 POZLOADS0 2018-03-14
Maybe the should introduce a child grooming license to deal with all the paki rape gangs, or at the very least tax them for it.
1 Luvke 2018-03-14
I have no idea why this is posted here or why people are reacting.
1 SovietWarfare 2018-03-14
I like how the brits literally lie about having the TV in their homes cause they know the government in most cases won't do anything.
1 thesoundabout 2018-03-14
If I lived in Britain I would have become a far right anti government nut by now.
They really losing it there. Acid attacks, child rape gangs and brexit are happening. But where does the government spend there time on? Arresting people for using free speech and watching BBC without paying.
1 Velvet_Llama 2018-03-14
> wake up
> slag wife puts the kettle on for a cuppa
> slurp down my breakfast of American semen ration and shit tea > 8 bongs, time to pray facing mecca > government approved safety pen is too dull to properly mark my prayer punch card
> don't have time, going to be late for work at the pig rendering factory. Grab my box lunch and go > local chav youth stole my bike again. Shit.
> walking to work, local cultural sensitivity officer asks to see my prayer card
> fined 50 quid for improperly punched morning prayer slot
> Stratford upon bonkershire road closed due to latest Russian nerve gas assassination
> three hours late to work
> miss midday prayers
> boss fires me and calls me a fat cunt in front of the whole pig fat assembly line
> fined again for standing during afternoon prayers
>sit at a picnic table to eat my lunch
> spread lunch semen ration on bread with a butter knife
> constable sees me and demands to see my permit for the knife. > shit, pickpockets got my wallet, can't produce the permit > officer thankfully accepts bribe > head home early > walk in on slag wife fucking the overweight landlord
> he beats me savegly in front of my 2 children and tells me not to come back until I have the rent money
> my older daughter physically ejects me from the flat at the instruction of the landlord > chavs run by and steal my pants > drag myself into an alley
> drift off to sleep humming "God save the queen."
1 myshl0ng 2018-03-14
*Allah save the queen
1 better_bot 2018-03-14
Look, guys. You're the ones who want to keep the Queen because "your traditions and history" and stupid shit like that. Turns out being dirty little peasants is also a part of your "traditions and history".
1 serialflamingo 2018-03-14
Lol imagine paying your TV licence.
1 ruddgullitonashed 2018-03-14
To be fair you've got five big English speaking internet using countries. You've got Australians but they're all dirty and covered in sand, you've got Americans, but well...that just speaks for itself really, you've got Canadians and they're just baby americans in all but name, you've got the Irish, alright lads but the look a bit off. Then you've got the British. Who basically just win all the time. So imagining living in Britain is imagining living in winland.