Post-Wakanda Depression

26  2018-03-15 by MarlaMaplesIsMyWaifu

30 comments

I blocked my girlfriend from talking to me during a Champions League game by raising my Basotho blanket in the air and imagining it emitting force fields that also block noise.

Soy was a mistake

What hope is there for the white race if even the blacks are corrupted by soy?

Soy was always the Asian's game

Oh, you think soy is your ally. But you merely adopted the soy; I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't grow pubes until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but FRIGHTENING! The soyboys betray you, because they belong to me!

capeshit movies are trash most of the times. The only ones I've watched and wasn't rolling my eyes over were The Dark Knight (Joker was amazing, didn't need a long ass backstory) and Deadpool (genuinely entertaining, no long ass backstory that I need to know)

#fuckcapeshit

What about older Batman films or Spawn?

Does GotG count as capeshit? Its been pretty good so far.

You're allowed to have your own opinions that don't follow the superior, cultured minds of /r/drama.

is james bond capeshit? 🤔🤔🤔

dark knight rises deserves at least honorable mention for memetic power if nothing else

Everyone always makes this brainlet exception for Dark Knight. It was just as shitty as the rest of the comic movies. I remember going to it with my girlfriend when I was like 17 and just feeling so embarrassed for taking her the moment I heard Christian Bale's goofy batvoice. Never seen another since.

It's for the joker and his POV of the story. Dgaf about buttman or his silly voice.

This has got to be a troll.

There is no way someone can be depressed about a place that could not ever exist.

The Portuguese actually have a word for that, suadade.

The sadness and melancholia for a time or feeing that never existed.

No, I understand that. I have nostalgia from Life is Strange, but at least the time and place in Life is Strange is grounded in reality, not some futuristic sci-fi version of Africa that uses metals that don't exists with superpowers and shit.

Yah I totally got ya. Just wanted to write suadade again. Its definitely more of a romantic feeling than some fucking capeshit movie.

Mmmmmm, suadade.

goes great with chips

Sometimes I have this, Fuck I wish I lived in an island archipelago

Ok, hold up. That means nostalgia for the past. Like, an actual real past.

saudade, a Portuguese and Galician term that is a common fixture in the literature and music of Brazil, Portugal, Cape Verde and beyond. The concept has many definitions, including a melancholy nostalgia for something that perhaps has not even happened. It often carries an assurance that this thing you feel nostalgic for will never happen again. My favorite definition of saudade is by Portuguese writer Manuel de Melo: "a pleasure you suffer, an ailment you enjoy."

Like most expressions, its hard to translate into another language.

Someone explained it to me in Portugal as being sad for the life you and your first love could have lived...so not necessarily a real life longing.

Again, I just love hearing the word. I dont speak Salazar.

That is accurate what you quoted. I am Portuguese. Like you didn't full butcher it or anything, but it is definitely nostalgia for the past and it can be for stuff that happened in reality or how you remember it which might not be 100% accurate.

Just like English it all depends on how you use things when you talk.

Thanks! I would give anything to hear you say suadade. The accent just makes it killer for me.

And yes, Portugal is easily my fav place on Earth! Almost died swimming into that cave in Benagil, but other than that you guys live the life.

Much love.

From the bottom of my foreign heart, I love you.

Anytime, glad you liked your time there. Glad I could help.

saudade*

Mayos were depressed because the planet from Avatar didn't actually exist, so it's not like this is unprecedented.

I remember reading about something similar when Avatar came out. Apparently a lot of people were upset that instead of getting to live on Pandora, they had to settle for Jersey, and it made them suicidal

Worth clicking for the unexpectedly hilarious picture of the author

I found myself daydreaming about an advertising agency in Wakanda called “Djalia” in reference to the spiritual journey that links the real world to the spirit one. Here, all the tribes work together creating mind-blowing, world-class campaigns driven by innovation.

Do ad leachmen really think anything done by an ad company can be good or heroic? Ads are mind cancer and people who create them should be shamed.

Congratulations to that movie for managing to create a demographic that is somehow dumber and more pathetic than weebs (because those faggots might actually go to Japan one day and realize how full of shit they were).