Mueller is coming for Daddyyyyyy

37  2018-03-15 by Starship_Litterbox_B

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When I first saw this article from CNN, its title was:

Mueller subpoenas Trump Organization documents in Russia probe

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The best part will be if Mueller eventually goes, “yeh, found nothing.”

Watching /r/politics go Jonestown will be spectacular.

Lib twitter will implode, at least one blue checkmark will drive a Truck of Peace into the Whitehouse.

at least one blue checkmark will drive a Truck of Peace into the Whitehouse.

So a patriot?

Right on Q

👌

Implying proof that contradicts the r/politics hivemind shuts them up

Haha r/politics is like Doomsday from the DC comics universe. Every time you do something that should kill it it just comes back louder with even greater rampaging bitch fits.

I thought that was T_D

Low effort analogies are universally applicable

Touche

no they just outright ignore anti-narratives as if they never happen. r/politics openly embraces anti-narratives with 25k megaposts filled with nothing but abject denial. Big difference.

Yeah, bout a zero percent chance of that at this point.

Me, i'm just waiting for the inevitable Trump tweet where he just straight up admits to all of it and goes "so what, everyone does it, NBD."

You know there's no pee tape, right?

The amazing shit is the retards that think the walking dementia patient is actually a good person who cares about anything other than himself. The guy has been scum of the earth for decades and it has been very well known

Therefore, his son, daughter, and son-in-law will take the fall for him, and he won't suffer any consequences other than guaranteeing a Democrat will replace him in 2025 with a mandate of undoing his policies.

Lol, pissing of russian hookers is the least damaging thing that could come out of this.

Hell, he might as well just doctor up a fake pee tape and release it. That would be a better justification for how squirelly the administration has been than any other reasonable one.

Well based on the thread from this story they seem to think that asking for documents is the same as pressing charges

He already found a lot though, just not necessarily on Trump.

I’m going to fucking cum

Impossible. Haven't seen the post on /r/bestof????? Genius redditor already pieced together the Russian collusion! We don't need to have a special investigator because we have genius redditors doing things like proving collusion, catching the Boston bomber, etc.

Surely this will be the end of DRUMPFFFFFFFFFFF

Top 10 memes that will age horribly

Your mom's cunt ain't a meme, friendo.

She's died young. Can't say it aged horribly given the fact that there wasn't enough time for it.

You're here though, so maybe not young enough?

The God Emperor of Drama cannot be stopped!

IT WAS HER

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Surely Daddy is innocent!!!!

Mr. Dennison dindu nuffin !!!

This is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 69%. (I'm a bot)


Alan Futerfas, an attorney for the Trump Organization, said in a statement that Thursday's reports are "Old news and our assistance and cooperation with the various investigations remains the same today." White House press secretary Sarah Sanders declined to comment on the subpoena, reiterating the administration's position that there was "No collusion" between the Trump campaign and Russia and referring further questions to the Trump Organization.

CNN reported in January that the Trump Organization had provided documents largely from the period after Trump announced his run up to his inauguration.

Last week, as he took to national airwaves for a series of interviews claiming he would defy a grand jury subpoena in the probe, former Trump aide Sam Nunberg told CNN he suspected investigators wanted to know more about the 2013 Miss Universe pageant Trump hosted in Moscow.


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I heard so much bullshit that I'm beginning to believe that Hillary will be assuming as president in 2020 and Mueller will be still investigating Trump. By this time nobody will care anymore and if Trump is arrested or not it will be something that nobody will be concerned anymore.

either way the fallout will be tremendous

Maybe he should start going after the pending school shooters you know about and ignore in favour of chasing Trump ghosts.

He's not a cop you slack jawed drooler, that's not his job

FBI are glorified desk jockey cops

Mueller is no longer in the FBI you fucking moron. Do you have any clue in life?

Sureeeeeeeeeeeeee, why is he still investigating Trump then?

Lol for fuck's sake how retarded are you? You do realize he's been appointed as special council, which is akin to a prosecutor right? Which falls under the jurisdiction of the Justice Department. It has nothing to do with the FBI you knuckle dragger, he left the FBI in 2013.

But who will be cumming on daddy?

Said the incrisingly nervous libs for the 40th time this month.