Dear Sub-Human Filth,

76  2018-03-16 by Starship_Litterbox_B

I'm appealing to all of you stupid idiots to vote Democrat in 2018. That is if you have the basic education enough to read a ballot, anyway. I understand the majority of you racist rednecks can't even read this post, though. But those who can, please pass my message on to the rest of your inbred family.

We Democrats are morally, culturally and intellectually superior to you in every way. I will qualify myself by noting that I have a Liberal Arts degree from a college, which you obviously have never been to, if you even know what one is. I also have a black friend. I have been told by several professors that everything you hold dear is terrible. Therefore you, personally, are also terrible.

I don't know you, but I know that you're racist. I also know that you hate gay people and still get scared during lightning storms.

The religion which you hold closely, greatly believe in, and which brings you comfort--you are wrong because I'm smarter than you and I'm telling you so. It is one of the many reasons why you are stupid and I'm better than you.

You see, us Democrats want a system which helps everyone in the world. Our system is designed around love and kindness to everyone. If you don't agree, I hate you.

It's not too late to change. If you knew your history, which of course you don't, you'll remember a time in America when Indians were dragged away from their homes and forced to assimilate into white society. Well, we want to change that kind of behaviour (sorry for my spelling, as I'm not from your country) by making sure you go to college and have a small apartment in a big, busy coastal city, where you belong. That will help you rid yourselves of your backward, incorrect culture and way of thinking. We'll do everything we can to make sure you agree with us and say all the right things and not be brainwashed against thinking the same way we do.

All of you stupid, backward, redneck, racist, homophobic, uneducated yokels need to realize we're trying to build a classless society where we all get to live in harmony with each other, where we're all equal. If you only understood that you wouldn't be so much worse of a person than I am.

So please vote Democrat. Help me help you, you worthless motherfuckers.

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Faggy

The religion which you hold closely, greatly believe in, and which brings you comfort--you are wrong because I'm smarter than you and I'm telling you so. It is one of the many reasons why you are stupid and I'm better than you.

This except completely unironically.

Religious people should be gunned down in the streets like the dogs they are. Glorious Muslims excepted, of course.

Gunning them down a street is so uncivilised. Let's use the classical shower trick.

I upvoted you to signal agreement

i upvoted to signal virtue

I am unmoved.

This, except it is too late to change. Conservatoids will die stupid

Calm down John Oliver

TWENTY EIGHTEEN(#intensifies)

Religious people should be gunned down in the streets like the dogs they are. Glorious Muslims excepted, of course.

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Goodbye.

The best hope for the utter eradication of the human race is the reelection of Daddy, so Daddy gets my vote, you fucking cuck.

OMNICIDE 2020

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Thanks just voted red 100k

I ordered a MAGA hat after reading this post

You subhuman moron.

How dare you speak, you pathetic waste.How dare you open your libtard, socially blind mouth, knowing full well you are human trash. Universally despised, derided and mocked. you and your kind will bring meaningless politics into any situation. Your mentality offers no hope to the world that The United States can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the basement you crawled out of, and stay there.

I hope you decide to stay unemployed and live off welfare, as is in the libtard's nature. It would still be the most difficult task you've ever accomplished, seeing as paperwork to apply for welfare requires basic literacy. Give the national guard and the police a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Libtards' obsession with rioting against Trump is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Liberals have made to the country.The real lunatics in this society, have come out of the woodwork, and presented themselves to us. The MUH HILLARY NOT DRUMPF sentiment in the average libtard mindset is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.

Take your Dorito encrusted,self-righteous, welfare entitled fingers off the keyboard, and never talk about politics again, you mockery of your supposed democratic party. No amount of rioting and autistic ramblings every morning on Facebook will make you superior. It's about as delusional of an idea as Hillary being honest about her E-mails.

You idiot.

You make North Korea look like a beacon of Democracy.

You are the cancer of the Democratic Party.

Go back to your mother's basement, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, libtard, you have to choose whether or not to remain an autistic blind sheep led by the Democrat Radicals, or to wake up and think independently. Coincidentally, it would be the first time a libtard actually would choose freely, instead of being force fed by the federal government.

Die, Libtard. No one would miss you. Except for Obama and Hillary, who by now would have turned your "Co-existential Utopian America" into a 1984-esque reality, with no freedoms ,rights, or privacy.

What is it about sister fucking that makes these white trash trump supporters too stupid to vote democrat? Have they been painting all the trailer parks in america with paint made from lead and mercury?

Liked you better when you called yourself /u/pizzashill, tbh.

Im not sure why redneck scumbags would rather vote trump than bow down to people that are obviously better than them but its a mystery i intend to solve.

Gay

literally yes

Thankfully, I am not an american. πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ”₯πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ”₯πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ”₯πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ”₯

I'm sorry for your disability

Explain, please.

You're obviously disabled in your freedom organ and your healthy weight organ

Give me your address I'll send you a freedom package (12pack mountain dew, 2 AR-15s, 80 big Macs, and 50 packages of powdered sugar donuts may or may not be included)

Are the AR-15s edible?

In dark timelines yes

In dark enlightened times yes

FTFY

Upvoted for expressing anti-American sentiment through emojis, not hysterical spluttering about imperialism.

I dont think i could handle living in america where everyone seems to vote against their interests poor people voting for supply side economics, wealthy voting for tax hikes, i wouldnt be able to tell if im supposed to hate gays or not.

Vote NZ First to keep winston on telly and nationals jimmies permanently rustled.

When people told me they hated Hillary Clinton or (far worse) that they were "not fans," I wish I had said in no uncertain terms: "I love Hillary Clinton. I am in awe of her. I am set free by her. She will be the finest world leader our galaxy has ever seen."

I wish, in those exchanges, I had not asked gentle, tolerant questions about a hater's ridiculous allergy to her, or Clinton's fictional misdeeds and imagined character flaws. More deeply still, I wish I had not reasoned with anyone, patiently countered their ludicrous emotionalism and psychologically disturbed theories. I wish I had said, flatly, "I love her." As if I had been asked about my mother or daughter. No defensiveness or polemics; not dignifying the crazy allegations with so much as a Snopes link.

Maybe "I love her" seemed too womany, too sentimental, too un-pragmatic. Not coalition-building, kind of culty. But people say with impunity they love Obama, the state of Israel, their churches, Kurt Cobain. In the end, I wish I'd said it because it's true.

And I'm not alone in my commitment. Millions of Clinton's supporters β€” we were thanked by Clinton as the "secret, private Facebook sites" β€” expressed it among themselves, all the time, in raptures or happy tears with each new display of our heroine's ferocious intelligence, depth, and courage. We were frankly bewildered by the idea that anyone would hedge their commitment to her ("You don't have to be her friend"; "Yes, she's made mistakes"; "lesser of two evils"). We didn't remember anyone turning to this stock ambivalence when discussing Obama, Babe Ruth, FDR. If only one reporter β€” they knew about us β€” could have published a headline like "Clinton Inspires Historic Levels of Adoration From Her Supporters" about the people who have had their lives transformed by the power of her brilliant campaign, unrivaled effectiveness, and extraordinary career. Just one headline like that, like the ones Bill Clinton got.

Usually a legend is made by men and media β€” the legend of Kennedy, say, or Jim Morrison β€” and then, much later, a biopic, pretending to evenhandedness, reveals the legend's shortcomings, his "human" side. The shortcomings are almost always something exactly no one actually believes compromises his heroism. His problem drinking. His mistreatment of women. Well, takedowns of Hillary were always already written. She has somehow made the time to hear out each dead-end line of reasoning about her fake mortal sins, and often she has also thanked everyone for sparing her further moral lashings, as if that were a kindness. Under cover of "humanizing" the intimidating valedictorian, reports and investigations and media clichΓ©s vilified her. But the feminist hero never got to be a legend first. And yet she is one, easily surpassing Ben Franklin, Henry Ford, Steve Jobs.

I want to reverse the usual schedule of things, then. We don't have to wait until she dies to act. Hillary Clinton's name belongs on ships, and airports, and tattoos. She deserves straight-up hagiographies and a sold-out Broadway show called RODHAM. Yes, this cultural canonization is going to come after the chronic, constant, nonstop "On the other hand" sexist hedging around her legacy. But such is the courage of Hillary Clinton and her supporters; we reverse patriarchal orders. Maybe she is more than a president. Maybe she is an idea, a world-historical heroine, light itself. The presidency is too small for her. She belongs to a much more elite class of Americans, the more-than-presidents. Neil Armstrong, Martin Luther King Jr., Alexander Fucking Hamilton.

Hillary Clinton did everything right in this campaign, and she won more votes than her opponent did. She won. She cannot be faulted, criticized, or analyzed for even one more second. Instead, she will be decorated as an epochal heroine far too extraordinary to be contained by the mere White House. Let that revolting president-elect be Millard Fillmore or Herbert Hoover or whatever. Hillary is Athena.

Source?

Liberal FUCKING arts degree. Jesus christ, clearly my PHD in neuroscience is so bad! If you didn't realize yet, you're the literal reason people vote republican. Your "PC" Culture is harmful to other people, I could send you a video of some kid killing himself because of PC culture but this wouldn't change your mind. So please just stop talking.

This but unironically

You're morally superior, eh? Would you like to read your massive hate speech and tell me that again? You talk about "equality" while saying that you, and people with your same political views, are superior in every way. You are so immature that you can handle just accepting that other people can, and will, have different opinions than you, so you decide to be an absolute jackwad and write out this massive hate speech to everyone that doesn't have your same values. πŸ–•