Drama, I need your help.

7  2018-03-16 by Fuish

I am about to nuke my account, what is the most autistically dramatic way to go out? Get banned from every sub? Ping the admins and send them bussy? All advice welcome.

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Walk into a police station and tell them you've committed a horrendous crime. Show them your account history. Smash your computer and grab the police officers' crotches. Recite the script for The Room from memory as they haul you away. When you get out of jail, post bussy. Then delete your account.

Yeah, man, you'll never know. People are very strange these days. I used to know a girl, she had a dozen guys. One of them found out about it. Beat her up so bad she ended up at a hospital on Guerrero Street.

What do you think about the whole, "women belong in the kitchen" trope? I think if you look a bit deeper, you'd find it pretty interesting. Most commercial kitchen are run and staffed by exclusively men. These jokes are always, "go make me a sammich" and never "go make me a duck confit on a cornbread waffle with scallions and a sour cherry reduction". While these jokes do declare that women belong in the kitchen, they never actually attribute any level of skill to their kitchen ability. It's interesting that these men demand a caretaker to provide the absolute basics of food for them. There is a dicotomy, as always, between perception and reality. You would think that the height of masculinity would be to provide for yourself fully, and in exquisite fashion, how ever by their own admittance, these men cannot even make a sandwich, and need a caretaker for one of the most basic and essential human needs.

Told them I had sex with a woman without her enthusiastic consent, and didn't have the triple-carbon-copies of the Sexual Release Waiver we both signed. Went to grab some cop crotch, but I was a bit too energetic and ended up punching the guy in the dick. They then raped me and took pictures.

Bussy posted. (NSFW)

My last account was banned because I went too retarded on cross posting fat acceptance links.

So there you go. Start linking a shitton of shitty subreddits to another shitty subreddit.

I vote posting bussy to wherever admins go.

As hard as I get while imagining /u/spez collecting my personal bussy pics, I am afraid he would threaten me if I don't provide him with future sexual favors. I also don't want him to vomit into my mouth, as it seems he enjoys.