my neighbours moved out cause i masturbated for 12 hours a day. fucking great. they complained, i told them i'd only heard them having sex one time and they should sort that shit out or split up cause they still be mid 20's. they didn't like me.
seriously, based on r/stims youd think the only thing to do on them is jerk off or bitch about your pathetic life, it's fucking weird. leave it to druggies to waste their drugs, i guess.
I remember the first time I bought adderall on campus the dealer was like “using this for work or fun bro?” I told him it was to study for finals.
He was like “aight here’s a tip. Go the library. If you try to study at your dorm all you’ll do is masterbate for 5 hours”
If I hadn’t had a friend with a Ritalin prescription, I would not have made it through senior year in college. I could crank out a 20 pager in 6 hours with almost no editing needed. That shit is magic, and these stupid assholes are literally jerking themselves off when they use it.
My run with speed was short lived. The crash was absolutely murder. People are built for different drugs. Most the men in my family drink until their organs fail lol. I’m built to be a dirty drunk, but the comedown from stims make me catatonically, suicidally depressed. Me 6 hours after railing a gentlemanly restrained dose of adderrall is like an average person coming off of a 72 hr meth run.
First time I knocked down a teenth of coke i didn’t get out of bed for 2 days.
i have a chronic porn addiction and would often fap for 10 hours or more. never got that shit. the worst i got was an inflamed foreskin and chafe rash on my mushroom head.
i dare say that chap had a reaction to some weird chemical that was in that lube.
22 comments
15 westofthetracks 2018-03-17
lol this thread fucking owns
3 templesthataum 2018-03-17
That whole sub is full of huge fucking idiots.
DON'T BUY SHIT FROM SKETCHY PEOPLE.
Holy shit, if you want a 12 hour masturbation session, drink a gallon of pineapple juice and take a ton of vitamin B12.
2 BPP84 2018-03-17
What if he's in a rural area and needs good speed? Turns out you're the fucking idiot.
When life gives you lube, jack it
1 froibo 2018-03-17
Even /r/Drama has standards.
1 buttermyself 2018-03-17
wrong
1 PoorLilMarco 2018-03-17
Speak for yourself. That kind of dedication makes my bussy pucker.
6 Kevin_LanDUI 2018-03-17
Post pics.
1 GetAmericaLaidAgain 2018-03-17
normies get out
1 JohnTheOrc 2018-03-17
The man has a point
1 scatmunchies 2018-03-17
Am I the only one who does amphetamines just to get work done? Or stay awake while drinking?
10 westofthetracks 2018-03-17
seriously, based on r/stims youd think the only thing to do on them is jerk off or bitch about your pathetic life, it's fucking weird. leave it to druggies to waste their drugs, i guess.
6 pizzashill 2018-03-17
Yeah if you're gonna do drugs at least do something productive. They make you better at video games and everything.
8 Zozbot 2018-03-17
zoz
9 Zozbot 2018-03-17
zle
7 Zozbot 2018-03-17
zozzle
1 pizzashill 2018-03-17
Fuck off retard.
5 rentqt 2018-03-17
Be nice to the robots please
1 Time_to_Drink 2018-03-17
They make you so productive, don't they?
1 WhiskeyOnASunday93 2018-03-17
I remember the first time I bought adderall on campus the dealer was like “using this for work or fun bro?” I told him it was to study for finals. He was like “aight here’s a tip. Go the library. If you try to study at your dorm all you’ll do is masterbate for 5 hours”
1 scatmunchies 2018-03-17
If I hadn’t had a friend with a Ritalin prescription, I would not have made it through senior year in college. I could crank out a 20 pager in 6 hours with almost no editing needed. That shit is magic, and these stupid assholes are literally jerking themselves off when they use it.
Fucking millennials.
1 WhiskeyOnASunday93 2018-03-17
My run with speed was short lived. The crash was absolutely murder. People are built for different drugs. Most the men in my family drink until their organs fail lol. I’m built to be a dirty drunk, but the comedown from stims make me catatonically, suicidally depressed. Me 6 hours after railing a gentlemanly restrained dose of adderrall is like an average person coming off of a 72 hr meth run.
First time I knocked down a teenth of coke i didn’t get out of bed for 2 days.
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-03-17
TBH whose dick wouldn't be purple and painful after a 12 hour speed-enhanced stroke session?
10 TransexualWiener 2018-03-17
i have a chronic porn addiction and would often fap for 10 hours or more. never got that shit. the worst i got was an inflamed foreskin and chafe rash on my mushroom head.
i dare say that chap had a reaction to some weird chemical that was in that lube.
1 Starship_Litterbox_B 2018-03-17
I once fell asleep with shampoo on my dick. I had a chemical burn that lasted for about a week. It'll heal.
1 -huitzilopochtli- 2018-03-17
why would someone shoot a man before throwing him off a plane
why would someone use free lube from the darknet