RELIGIOSITY

5  2018-03-17 by itoucheditforacookie

https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/850s7d/justice_department_fires_embattled_fbi_deputy/dvtzpwe

Im not a religious man, but he is literally the Seven Sins personified.

• Gluttony ✓

The guy engulfs cheeseburgers like its oxygen. Overweight, and has a bigger gut than the circumference of the oval office.

• Greed ✓

Willing to shaft anyone and everyone for profit to himself above anyone else. He would pimp out his own daughter if it would make him money.

• Pride ✓

Textbook Narcissistic behavior. Willing to lie at everything even things he said 3 seconds earlier just to maintain the delusion that he is exceptional.

• Lust ✓

"I moved on her like a bitch", "Grab them by the pussy" I mean the list can go on and on, The guy was cheating on his pregnant third wife with pornstars and prostitutes.

• Sloth ✓

The guy has two hours of work where he sits near a desk, rest of the time he is in bed tweeting like a teenage girl. Cant walk for more than a couple of feet before needing a golf cart, and looks like jabba the hut deranged half-breed progeny.

• Wrath ✓

Willing to fire and harm others just to satisfy his pettiness. He raped and beat his first wife because she made him go through with a medical thing that resulted in him feeling pain for a while.

• Envy ✓

He has been envious of various people from NFL team owners, (When he tried to start his own league and failed). Casino owners (When he bankrupted his casino, possibly money laundering). To President Obama, who he absolutely hates because of the correspondence dinner where President Obama roasted Trump to his face and he had to sit there like a bitch and take it.

I mean i cant fathom why hardcore Christians support this guy. He is everything the bible says the anti-christ would be.

The Antichrist will sway many people to his side. This fact is undeniable based on the descriptions of the Antichrist throughout the Bible. He will be admired, and the odds are good he will be a smooth talker who will win people over through his ability to speak “great things.” Those who follow the Antichrist will become zealous and follow him unquestioningly.

SUCK IT EVANGELICALS

ALSO, SUCK IT LIBERALS... YOU ALL LOSE

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Sounds like a centard got triggered epic style!

GOTCHA!

Edit: that was supposed to be the Jordan Peterson meme

Watch me gish gallop away.