You know what's really fucked up though? I only called it "ironic" as a precaution in case you weren't serious about taking it to the next level. Damn.
I feel like such a fool right now. I'll probably be a virgin forever.
Phew, you had me worrying about you for awhile lol! Whenever those damn virgin trolls start to bother you just send me a PM and I'll help you out honey :) (Can I call you honey? lol) Pretty girls like you shouldn't be involved in that stuff :( If you want to talk you should know I'm a good listener.
Anyways... Now that I've got you on the "line" so to speak (lol), I was just wondering whether you might want to hang out or chat for a bit or whatever. You're a real cutie blushes. Do you play Minecraft? We could set up our very own server. Don't worry, I'll help you out with the technical stuff, I'm pretty good with computers :) Are you free to join today? I've started building this portrait of you and I think you'll find it pretty cool! I might not speak so much right off the bat, I'm kind of shy around pretty girls xD Hit me up on PM and we can set it up. It'll be like a date.. jk lol!?
Always nice to get to know more dudettes! :D I'm usually not this outgoing, but you seem real nice xD
Hi! Few things to start off with 1. Yes I added you because you're a female autist, 'tis and awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not like a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D
45 comments
1 SnapshillBot 2018-03-17
The people involved here probably don't even respect bussy all that much.
Snapshots:
I am a bot. (Info / Contact)
1 arko_podu 2018-03-17
tru
/u/ed_butteredtoast why did you choose the gussy over the bussy?
YOU BETRAYED US!
1 incineratechicken 2018-03-17
Ed confirmed for gussy-loving fag
1 [deleted] 2018-03-17
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1 Thhueros 2018-03-17
I thought ed was a bearer of gussy
1 toynbeeidea16 2018-03-17
Fake news, she's a gay.
1 PoorLilMarco 2018-03-17
I just assumed MtF like every other "girl" on the internet tbh
Now watch me summon Zozbot
1 Zozbot 2018-03-17
zoz
1 Zozbot 2018-03-17
zle
1 Zozbot 2018-03-17
zozzle
1 j1l1l1 2018-03-17
Zozzlebot
1 NasenSpray 2018-03-17
Teach me your secrets 😲
1 jasos-2005 2018-03-17
pretty sure he just knows how that autistic zoz script works
1 GetAmericaLaidAgain 2018-03-17
Yeah man, that's the secret he wanted to learn...
1 geraldo42 2018-03-17
I doubt there's any real pattern, I think it just posts randomly. Most likely he just ninja edited it in after zoz had already replied to him.
1 ahbslldud 2018-03-17
be an actual girl on the internet
still assume every other "girl" I meet on the internet is a tranny until proven otherwise
1 GetAmericaLaidAgain 2018-03-17
Will u be my gf(male)?
1 ahbslldud 2018-03-17
Only if you'll be mine, sweaty
1 GetAmericaLaidAgain 2018-03-17
Y-You'll have to break me in..
1 ahbslldud 2018-03-17
Post 2D bussy
1 GetAmericaLaidAgain 2018-03-17
I had to google "shy anime trans boy" on my mother's work computer for this shitty ironic RP... This far but no further I'm afraid.
1 ahbslldud 2018-03-17
It's all good, I was actually slightly worried I'd end up seeing a man's asshole.
1 GetAmericaLaidAgain 2018-03-17
You know what's really fucked up though? I only called it "ironic" as a precaution in case you weren't serious about taking it to the next level. Damn.
I feel like such a fool right now. I'll probably be a virgin forever.
1 Sexyblackfeet 2018-03-17
Don't listen to them haters. Being raped counts as losing your virginity.
1 arko_podu 2018-03-17
Phew, you had me worrying about you for awhile lol! Whenever those damn virgin trolls start to bother you just send me a PM and I'll help you out honey :) (Can I call you honey? lol) Pretty girls like you shouldn't be involved in that stuff :( If you want to talk you should know I'm a good listener.
Anyways... Now that I've got you on the "line" so to speak (lol), I was just wondering whether you might want to hang out or chat for a bit or whatever. You're a real cutie blushes. Do you play Minecraft? We could set up our very own server. Don't worry, I'll help you out with the technical stuff, I'm pretty good with computers :) Are you free to join today? I've started building this portrait of you and I think you'll find it pretty cool! I might not speak so much right off the bat, I'm kind of shy around pretty girls xD Hit me up on PM and we can set it up. It'll be like a date.. jk lol!?
Always nice to get to know more dudettes! :D I'm usually not this outgoing, but you seem real nice xD
1 ahbslldud 2018-03-17
Work of art tbh
1 arko_podu 2018-03-17
good enough to let me slide into your dms?
1 comebepc 2018-03-17
Hi! Few things to start off with 1. Yes I added you because you're a female autist, 'tis and awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not like a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-03-17
NOOOOOoooooo oo oo ok
1 Matues49 2018-03-17
1 SJCards 2018-03-17
Ed is the guy on the right.
1 incineratechicken 2018-03-17
And Snally must be the girl at the computer, looking irritated at being interrupted while writing about 60s-era Telnet messaging server drama
1 bobbybonnadouchey 2018-03-17
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
/u/snallygaster why have you forsaken my love?
1 [deleted] 2018-03-17
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1 BasedRubby 2018-03-17
bbc theory and downs theory proven in a single .gif
it's over
1 moondoggy101 2018-03-17
if snally is off the market I guess it is back to traps she is the only real girl id ever go for
1 voicelesshoodwinker 2018-03-17
But.....but r/drama told me that ED was a mayo woman.
1 XSCR 2018-03-17
Do Amer*Cans really do this?
1 PantherChamp 2018-03-17
Two questions:
When's the wedding?
Can I be the ring bearer and bring the ring in on my penis?
1 westofthetracks 2018-03-17
lol gay
1 Redactor0 2018-03-17
My two r/drama crushes? Wtf am I even doing here anymore... ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
1 TheEquimanthorn 2018-03-17
Back off bitch, Ed is my r/drama waifu. 😤
1 TruthPains 2018-03-17
... I'm seriously curious about the context of this gif.
1 zergling_Lester 2018-03-17
Yeah. What's in the box?
1 TruthPains 2018-03-17
Oh come on, you know
1 geraldo42 2018-03-17
Pretty sure Ed is a literal child and I don't think snally rolls that way. You never know though.
1 arko_podu 2018-03-17
pls no kinkshame
1 REEEEEELONMUSK 2018-03-17
Another example of toxic masculinity this dudebro excited about cake is now ban from latestagecapitalism
1 Sexyblackfeet 2018-03-17
I doubt either of them are that attractive.