I gotta say I’m opposed to child labor, like as rule, but there are some kinds of labor that children are just better at! You ever try to fit into a mineshaft? That is a tight squeeze.
I find it funny how you all copy each other and think you're so original. You're far from original. In fact, so lame that you couldn't come up with anything other than incorrect diagnose of usage of languages. You all actually did what Logan Paul expected would with his video. The only difference is, you made me more money thanks for the views on the website.
What is so funny about copypasta? Someone put a lot of time in writing out a wall of text, and all you do is just copy and paste it? Unbelievable. Freaking unbelievable. It is so fucking disrespectful for the original writter to have his thoughts repeated over and over just for some kind of sick joke. You fools know the CSU copypasta, right? People chuckle at it because he was "very mad". Well, think about it, motherfucker. What if he WAS very mad? What if he actually had feelings and his day was ruined? Ever think about it like that? No, of course not. You tools just took his words over and over and used it for shits and giggles. How fucking rude. At this point, my 10 page essay on why I think Brawl is ass could be used as a copypasta. That is just fucking wrong on so many levels. I'm not going to write out a copypasta myself, because I don't want my words to be shat out over and over again. I'm just expressing my thoughts and feelings on the abuse of copypasta. It just needs to fucking stop.
Side note: it's a function of that testosterone crippled brain that you are so focused on dicks, and your own dick in particular. Guess what? Take estrogen for a while and you will lose focus on that body part to the point where it doesn't even matter anymore. There is so much more to being a woman that genitals, like the depth and complexity of emotions and bonding with others in ways that are literally incomprehensible to you.
Imagine me, a callow young Marine of 18, a wide-eyed, wondering young lad from Iowa, training in southern California.
Now, in case you don't know this, young Marines sometimes drink alcohol, and in largish quantities.
They also go to clubs that feature young women who take their clothes off and gyrate about. Sometimes with poles.
Cover your eyes, kiddies, for I am about to tell you about one of these occasions that went rather … south.
South of the border, we were. In Tijuana, Mexico, fabled playground of teenage Marines and sailors with weekends to kill looking for sex.
I was with five or six buddies, on foot. Took a bus to the border. As soon as we crossed, we were met by young men pressing flyers into our hands, hawking drinking and, er… other types of establishments.
We quickly found ourselves in a club, at a table, watching young women take their panties off up on stage.
I was pretending not to be bored, being a closeted gay guy.
The panty-less women weren't doing anything for me.
Enter a young man with more flyers, which he slipped into our hands. “More better pretty girls,” he grinned. “Way more better.”
Then he winked.
“More exciting, you know? You see for real.”
His sign language was unmistakable. He made the univeral finger and fist gesture for fucking. This got my attention.
If there was live sex, there would be live guys, presumably not wearing any clothes. Much more compelling than young ladies without panties!
Off we went.
Entered a dingy club with a huge stage.
Naked young women danced about.
Sigh. I ordered tequila. Then more. Then more. Bored as hell!
Then I heard an odd sound.
Clip
Clop
Clip
Clop
A hollow drum was beating somewhere. That's what my tequila-fogged young brain put together for me. How annoying. Somebody please turn off the drum.
Then I saw it.
Clopped itself right out onto that huge stage.
A gigantic mule. A huge, stinking, lusting, slobbering mule. Not a donkey, boys and girls. This beast was as big as a work horse.
My jaw dropped open, my nose twitched and rebelled as I drew in musk and sweat.
We were less than 10 feet from the scene.
I watched in fascinated horror.
I don't know how those poor women did it. That mule's tool was bigger than a baseball bat and he knew how to use it.
One of my buddies ran outside and puked. I wanted to.
And that is my one and only ever experience with bestiality. Never do I wish to see the like again.
I'm not drunk rn because I'm a fucking brainlet who spent today doing sweet fuckall instead of studying so I could have gone out. So instead of having fun I'm doing schoolwork for a course I hate while posting on drama.
I want to open a restaurant chain like cinnabon but it's going to be the chipotle of cinnabon, and instead of being about cinnamon roles it's going to be called HoneyBunz (tm).
Instead of ordering what you want on your honeybunz you put on VR goggles and sculpt the perfect pair of HoneyBunz (tm). The virtual waitress then asks if you want frosting on your HoneyBunz and if you say yes she takes out her futa dick and comes all over them.
This sequence will need to take a long time because while this is happening our BunzBoyz are making your honeybunz to order in the oven and then have to jerk off onto them.
28 comments
1 JewsonCresnova 2018-03-18
I dont have a promlem with asians but at the same time I don't reallyt see them as people 🤔
1 CulturalYogurt 2018-03-18
female asiatics are like calculators that you can fuck.
That must be why nerdy guys are so into them.
1 Neon_needles 2018-03-18
wtrf
1 The_Rachel 2018-03-18
I gotta say I’m opposed to child labor, like as rule, but there are some kinds of labor that children are just better at! You ever try to fit into a mineshaft? That is a tight squeeze.
1 JewsonCresnova 2018-03-18
They're really good at assembling grenades too
1 The_Rachel 2018-03-18
Prostitution too, or so I've heard.
1 JewsonCresnova 2018-03-18
Absolutely true.
I mean yeah I've heard that too 🙄
1 Starship_Litterbox_B 2018-03-18
I find it funny how you all copy each other and think you're so original. You're far from original. In fact, so lame that you couldn't come up with anything other than incorrect diagnose of usage of languages. You all actually did what Logan Paul expected would with his video. The only difference is, you made me more money thanks for the views on the website.
1 The_Rachel 2018-03-18
What is so funny about copypasta? Someone put a lot of time in writing out a wall of text, and all you do is just copy and paste it? Unbelievable. Freaking unbelievable. It is so fucking disrespectful for the original writter to have his thoughts repeated over and over just for some kind of sick joke. You fools know the CSU copypasta, right? People chuckle at it because he was "very mad". Well, think about it, motherfucker. What if he WAS very mad? What if he actually had feelings and his day was ruined? Ever think about it like that? No, of course not. You tools just took his words over and over and used it for shits and giggles. How fucking rude. At this point, my 10 page essay on why I think Brawl is ass could be used as a copypasta. That is just fucking wrong on so many levels. I'm not going to write out a copypasta myself, because I don't want my words to be shat out over and over again. I'm just expressing my thoughts and feelings on the abuse of copypasta. It just needs to fucking stop.
1 Redactor0 2018-03-18
Side note: it's a function of that testosterone crippled brain that you are so focused on dicks, and your own dick in particular. Guess what? Take estrogen for a while and you will lose focus on that body part to the point where it doesn't even matter anymore. There is so much more to being a woman that genitals, like the depth and complexity of emotions and bonding with others in ways that are literally incomprehensible to you.
1 wokeaspie 2018-03-18
Oh. My. God. Yes.
Imagine me, a callow young Marine of 18, a wide-eyed, wondering young lad from Iowa, training in southern California.
Now, in case you don't know this, young Marines sometimes drink alcohol, and in largish quantities.
They also go to clubs that feature young women who take their clothes off and gyrate about. Sometimes with poles.
Cover your eyes, kiddies, for I am about to tell you about one of these occasions that went rather … south.
South of the border, we were. In Tijuana, Mexico, fabled playground of teenage Marines and sailors with weekends to kill looking for sex.
I was with five or six buddies, on foot. Took a bus to the border. As soon as we crossed, we were met by young men pressing flyers into our hands, hawking drinking and, er… other types of establishments.
We quickly found ourselves in a club, at a table, watching young women take their panties off up on stage.
I was pretending not to be bored, being a closeted gay guy.
The panty-less women weren't doing anything for me.
Enter a young man with more flyers, which he slipped into our hands. “More better pretty girls,” he grinned. “Way more better.”
Then he winked.
“More exciting, you know? You see for real.”
His sign language was unmistakable. He made the univeral finger and fist gesture for fucking. This got my attention.
If there was live sex, there would be live guys, presumably not wearing any clothes. Much more compelling than young ladies without panties!
Off we went.
Entered a dingy club with a huge stage.
Naked young women danced about.
Sigh. I ordered tequila. Then more. Then more. Bored as hell!
Then I heard an odd sound.
Clip
Clop
Clip
Clop
A hollow drum was beating somewhere. That's what my tequila-fogged young brain put together for me. How annoying. Somebody please turn off the drum.
Then I saw it.
Clopped itself right out onto that huge stage.
A gigantic mule. A huge, stinking, lusting, slobbering mule. Not a donkey, boys and girls. This beast was as big as a work horse.
My jaw dropped open, my nose twitched and rebelled as I drew in musk and sweat.
We were less than 10 feet from the scene.
I watched in fascinated horror.
I don't know how those poor women did it. That mule's tool was bigger than a baseball bat and he knew how to use it.
One of my buddies ran outside and puked. I wanted to.
And that is my one and only ever experience with bestiality. Never do I wish to see the like again.
I do like shocking people with my story, though.
I hope you enjoyed it.
Er… not.
1 Redactor0 2018-03-18
At least with a mule you know you can't get pregnant.
1 MostRadicalCentrist 2018-03-18
Too long; didn't read
1 backltrack 2018-03-18
Is the rachel a tranny?
1 Redactor0 2018-03-18
Since we're having a pasta party, I just brought my own. Katie Charm dropped this one on me a few months ago.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-03-18
when it comes down to it, the negro is just better at fucking
1 DannyLee90 2018-03-18
Finally found a bull, huh?
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-03-18
Get your dick pics here! One for every occasion.
1 Yiin 2018-03-18
This just redundant.
1 OniTan 2018-03-18
TFW I drank a 350 ml bottle of rum but ate some chili and sobered up before midnight.
1 Average2520 2018-03-18
Just in time to go murder a coed amirite?
1 wokeaspie 2018-03-18
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
1 whoopsforgotemail 2018-03-18
I'm not drunk rn because I'm a fucking brainlet who spent today doing sweet fuckall instead of studying so I could have gone out. So instead of having fun I'm doing schoolwork for a course I hate while posting on drama.
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-03-18
I feel personally attacked by this.
1 wokeaspie 2018-03-18
lol imagine needing alcohol to have a good time.
Later, losers.
1 CulturalYogurt 2018-03-18
I want to open a restaurant chain like cinnabon but it's going to be the chipotle of cinnabon, and instead of being about cinnamon roles it's going to be called HoneyBunz (tm).
Instead of ordering what you want on your honeybunz you put on VR goggles and sculpt the perfect pair of HoneyBunz (tm). The virtual waitress then asks if you want frosting on your HoneyBunz and if you say yes she takes out her futa dick and comes all over them.
This sequence will need to take a long time because while this is happening our BunzBoyz are making your honeybunz to order in the oven and then have to jerk off onto them.
1 DistortedLines 2018-03-18
lol
1 EasySchmitty 2018-03-18
benis