r/ChapoTrapHouse jack off to the death of a security researcher

0  2018-03-18 by [deleted]

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Are you genuinely mentally challenged? Please use whatever little brain cells you have left after your glue huffing addiction to think a little bit before posting something as stupid as this again. Thanks and have a nice evening. src

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A small ant was curious about the world. Despite the elders' wishes, he always dreamed of exploring the world.

One day, after finishing his shift, he decides to run away. Quickly, quickly he runs, moving past the soldiers and the sentries, through the tunnels and finally out to freedom. Out into the sun, he manages to navigate past the borders of his own queen, his beloved queen.

"Blech," he said as he stepped outside the border. Moving away from his home, he had no idea the dangers or exciting adventures that awaited him.

After an hour, he found a nice forest. As he walked through navigating the shadows, he heard something in the distance. Fear gripped him as he hid under a leaf. The quaking grew louder, and he pulled his legs close to his body.

Suddenly, a huge darker shadow cast over him. He took a gentle peak and saw a larger ant traveling slowly overhead. His gentle curiosity got the better of him watching the black monster. "Excuse me, but-."

The larger ant left, and the little ant ran ahead to catch up with him. As the little ant watched, he realized he was getting hungry. He asked, "Excuse me, but do you know the-?"

The larger ant began digging his mandibles into a nearby tree, and began cutting. But the smaller ant shouted, "Sorry, but I'm hungry. I know you're bigger than me but do you think you can leave some of that tree. I think it's fir, my favorite."

The large ant kept cutting and the smaller ant grew sad, realizing the larger ant would not leave much.

The tree eventually fell, and the large, taller ant began dragging it away. The smaller ant, weak with hunger, wondered where he might get food until he realized a huge stump was left behind. Plenty of food for him was left, and he realized:

So much fir the taller ant left.

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