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>seriousposting this hard

You have to [go back](r/subredditdrama)

good work, zenigata

What the fuck is a zenigata? Is it something weebs care about?

well, only the good weebs, but yeah

good weebs

MAYOCIDE WHEN

That's some serious old-school shit there.

I was part of Lupin Gang Anime back in the pre-digital days.

summer of love, baby

I'm a lurker there. Please, you're making the mistake of generalizing disgusting behavior. Besides, it's the fucking internet. Why the fuck does everything have to be a safe space now? SRD is the antithesis to SJWism (in the form of safe spaces), isn't it? Reality hits too hard there for some of you I guess. Have you heard of the idea of not going to subs you don't like? Guess what, people will still get their SRD content elsewhere. You can't ban it from the entire web, so what's the point? My guess is that you're just a dick, which is perfectly okay with me you see because I am that way also. This is not a rant, just a curiosity where I try to understand why people don't like SRD. Why?! lol like just don't click on that shit you dumbass. lol. Or does death haunt you so bitterly that you'd rather do away with it to the extent that it is in your power to do so? rofl, you're a baby if that's the case. I feel bad for you then, I really do. Do you not have a fetish? Or are you so much better than us morbidly curios types? I don't care what you think, really. I just care why you think what you do. It's so immature and childish. I can't get this image of a scared, overly-sensitive loser out of my mind. I wonder how you'd look, face to face with someone that looked different from you (I have to assume you're racist because you're exhibiting traits characteristic of conservative/insular people -low openness high neuroticism). I bet you voted for Trump too, you jackass.

SRD is a boring circle jerk really.

The only response you're going to get from me is this one telling you that there will be no other responses. It seems like a very pointless endeavour trying to reason with you lot seeing as you're all just trying to create drama for the only sub you use reddit for.

You all talk about being an edgelord but the only ones trying especially hard to start arguments are you lot.

SRD is a very kept to itself sub and it's a shame that attention whores like you are siding with the admins on this one. Good to know you all support censorship as long as you get to argue with strangers on the internet for a couple days.

As a fellow redditor you may not like that SRD is a thing but nobody is forcing you to go on it. The main issue I have with it being potentially banned is that it hasn't actually broken any of Reddits terms. If it does get banned then we could be looking at many other nsfw subs being banned along with it, despite them not actually breaking the terms. That could mean no more gonewild for you losers to fap to and this sub being shut down just because the admins think you're toxic.

oh and lastly

Can you make an actual argument or are you just gonna rely on personal attacks?

Read your comments. That's literally all you've been doing.

It's hilarious when SJWs say guys like this can't get laid or get a girlfriend. Just to give you an idea of how right wing I am and for how long. I've been full white nationalist since forever. I got into National Socialism when I was 11. I was suspended from the 6th grade for racism. I was suspended from the 8th grade for wearing a Hitler shirt. I tattooed "Smash Judaism" on my chest when I was 16. I have literally never been single for more than 2 weeks since I was 14, other than when I was in prison or Jail.

One time I decided to stay single for the summer when I broke up with my girlfriend. I changed my Facebook status to single. Within a couple hours I had a girl knocking on my door "To hang out", then she climbed on my lap and started undoing my pants. That was my best attempt at being single for any period of time. One thing liberals who know me have said, other than that I'm a Nazi, is they don't understand how I get such hot girlfriends. Yes I get hot women too, not just quantity, but quality. It's probably because I never cheat on my girlfriend, so when they try to fuck me they get turned down. Women want what they can't have, so the minute I'm single they move quick. Plus I act uninterested, I don't act desperate. Also they like a guy who stands upright, who doesn't slouch, who has his shirt tucked in, wears combat boots, but not sloppy.

You sound like a real fag.

/u/AnnoysTheSoyBoys being exposed circa 2018 Colorized lol.

We can't all have your carefully cultured internet persona.

Holy shit you are such a fucking dickshit. Stay in SRD fag.

Imagine being this retarded.

Nobody else but you needs to leave for being this retarded

How does it feel to be the only one retarded enough to bite at this?

How does it feel to defend this pseudo-ironic, actually 100% serious post because you agree with its circlebroke2-loving, america-hating, cultural marxist premise?

Well now, you sound like a man does most his reading off YouTube video titles.

pseudo-ironic

This but unironically

just when I thought you couldn’t get any more retarded

You subhuman moron.

How dare you speak, you pathetic waste.How dare you open your libtard, socially blind mouth, knowing full well you are human trash. Universally despised, derided and mocked. you and your kind will bring meaningless politics into any situation. Your mentality offers no hope to the world that The United States can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the basement you crawled out of, and stay there.

I hope you decide to stay unemployed and live off welfare, as is in the libtard's nature. It would still be the most difficult task you've ever accomplished, seeing as paperwork to apply for welfare requires basic literacy. Give the national guard and the police a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Libtards' obsession with rioting against Trump is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Liberals have made to the country.The real lunatics in this society, have come out of the woodwork, and presented themselves to us. The MUH HILLARY NOT DRUMPF sentiment in the average libtard mindset is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.

Take your Dorito encrusted,self-righteous, welfare entitled fingers off the keyboard, and never talk about politics again, you mockery of your supposed democratic party. No amount of rioting and autistic ramblings every morning on Facebook will make you superior. It's about as delusional of an idea as Hillary being honest about her E-mails.

You idiot.

You make North Korea look like a beacon of Democracy.

You are the cancer of the Democratic Party.

Go back to your mother's basement, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, libtard, you have to choose whether or not to remain an autistic blind sheep led by the Democrat Radicals, or to wake up and think independently. Coincidentally, it would be the first time a libtard actually would choose freely, instead of being force fed by the federal government.

Die, Libtard. No one would miss you. Except for Obama and Hillary, who by now would have turned your "Co-existential Utopian America" into a 1984-esque reality, with no freedoms ,rights, or privacy.

You subhuman baboon. You literal dog.

How dare you speak, you sickly pale monkey. How dare you open your thin lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?

You are human trash, wh*Toid. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your species and skin tone offers no hope to the world that Europe can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the frozen tundra you came out of, you literal chimp.

I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Bosphorus and rape some sheep, as is in the whTes nature. It would still be the only pussy you ever had. Give Mehmet and Mustafa a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. whTes obsession with Istanbul is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution whTes have made to the medical field. The MUH CONSTANTINOPLE sentiment in the average whTe dog is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.

Take your wh*Te hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of semen slabbed on your face every morning will make you BLACK. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of AFRICAN heritage.

You wh*Toid.

You make a dumpster look like a beacon of civilisation.

You are the blight of the world.

Go rot beneath the Earth's surface you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, whToid, you have a job making an object vastly superior to yourself. A dildo. Coincidentally, it would be the first time a whTe "man" satisfied a woman.

Die, wh*Toid. No one would miss you. Except for eunuchs, who now would have no one to make them look good.

Gay

No u

Without cis and not factual

What a beautifully crafted shitpost. You've got people in here thinking youre unironic.

Almost had me for a second too, I could see one of our less-hinged lefty members writing something like that

Daddy's in trouble or something, I think everyone is riled up

make no mistake, in reality the users (at least the oldfags) among us are absolutely anti trump.

This almost had me, because that's exactly what the less-hinged oldfag lefties say unironically.

sage

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zozle

Agreed, this has, is, and always will be a Jeb sub.

Please# ##CLAP

JEB IS A WASTE

No u

jeez oh man

i miss the primaries

I love Super Deluxe's edits

So, the theory is that Russians created videos like that in collusion with the trump administration to trick the American people into voting?

Wasn’t the can’t stump the trump guy British? Did the British collide too?

I think you mean this is a Jeb! sub.

The exclamation after Jeb fucking gets me every time.

smite the FOOLISH guac merchant

[MacBook pro baby](https://youtu.be/6j8Lev2UFJ8

ALL VICTORY TO COMRADE JEB!

FUCK YOU SHILL THIS SUB IS NOW, AND ALWAYS HAS BEEN, A JILL STEIN SUB. REEEEEEEEE

This may mean nothing to most of you, because clearly you're not adults, and clearly you've never had kids, but this lifestyle saved me believe it or not. When my baby boy passed away inside his mothers womb almost 2 years ago, my body shut down and reverted to a completely numb state 2 weeks after he passed. I blamed myself and felt like I couldn't go on, even though I had taken the initiative to ensure that his Mom was properly nurturing her body. She had too many mental illnesses, so not only did she starve him of all the necessary nutrients that a baby needs to survive, missed 4 of her critical OB appointments, she drank and smoked behind my back while I busted my ass at work. I felt like a failure and my entire world was decimated leaving a gaping hole in my very soul, so I was determined to feel every ounce of pain that my poor, precious baby boy experienced before his little heart stopped. I went out and drank a fifth of Grey Goose Vodka in 2 hours after pouring some out on the pavement for my son and my dead brother who lost his life to gang violence before he turned 21. My body temperature started decreasing at a rapid pace and I developed the shakes. I would've been successful with my suicide had the people I was living with at the time not been there to intervene. That's when I realized the only way I could fully grieve, heal, and honor my baby boy Odin would be by embracing by lifestyle as an ABDL, therefore living the life he'll never have the chance to live. And to this day it's helped me heal, it's given me strength, and it's helped me grow and develop. So if you really want to continue bashing my lifestyle and my community when they both saved my life, so be it. But trust and believe that we're PROUD to be who we are and can't NO nasty group of poor, pathetic, attention craving trolls snuff that out or take it from us!!! You'll have to pry it from my cold dead fingers with a pair of pliers bitch!!! And if you don't like me for me who I am, then you can kiss my soggy pampered booty!!!

Born and raised on a Native American Reservation, and have spent my whole life in committed relationship with Asian men. I have never found white men attractive, especially the whole blonde and blue eyed thing. But most of my gay friends have been white through the years. My best friend from childhood to this day is white.

I'm not turned on by racial references, but it doesn't disturb me particularly either. It is all in the context isn't it? I presume the lover of each of us is turned on by our looks, right? Our looks issue from our particular ethnic background. If what I am excites them, and I am in love with them, what is the problem?

I'm going to the giant plain beyond where the buffalo keep roamin' and the little squaw bitches want me to nut on they face all day

tl;dr

underrated pasta

Unite your head with a shotgun, faggot. This a pro collectivist board with subtle nazi and Buddhist leanings.

Who the fuck are you calling subtle

The fuck is subtle.

nazbol ftw

No, you got it all confused.

1. We are AGAINST Trump.

2. We are AGAINST white nationalism and white rights.

3. We are AGAINST the heteropatriarchy and men.

4. We are AGAINST women’s and LGBTQ rights

5. We are AGAINST the advancement of underrepresented minorities, PoC, immigrants (legal or otherwise)

6. We are AGAINST the oppressed majority of the world, suffering against unfair economic (read capitalistic) policies that put OUR dollar above all else.

/r/drama is a Radical Centrist subreddit

EXTREME FENCE SITTING

we sit comfortable between the two fences.

We use the friction of the fence to pleasure our bussies.

tbh just tryna destroy my thrussy and my bussy

Atop the fence is the best place to tell both sides to get fucked from.

I never voted for you. Speak in my name. All praise to the SpacePanther17.

I have no opinions on that statement, but can we try to compromise?

when both the left and right are infested with pigdog extremists its safe to say that liberals and conservatives have nothing to add to the world.

You have a point, but what about the people that think otherwise? Surely we could compromise for a solution that works for everyone?

I say we send everyone else to death camps.

a compromise means that the worst of the left and right will fuse, which means things like intersectional theory and Nazism.

Hmm... yes, that is something, but surely if we compromise we can reach an understanding?

You driving down a road. On the left fork is landmines. One group want to drive down the left fork. The other wants to drive down the right fork.

You would drive it between the roads, flipping it and killing everyone.

A human would get out of the car.

Those are some scary thoughts! Have you considered therapy?

Is 'therapy' in Sweden kind of like mandatory re-education?

I don't know how to communicate properly with someone from such a intolerant and racist society.

The username is a ruse, I'm actually American you goof

k so just replace the word sweden in my post then.

I like you, this was a good interaction. /r/drama is my favorite sub (don't tell the other centrists about my favoritism!)

This but possibly unironically

The only way for us to reach true equality is if no one has any rights.

As a vegan really really concerned about animal suffering, I support total eradication of all multicellular life except humans (conditional).

Save the planet, kill yourself.

Perhaps some day we will all be unborn.

So you're against everything then.

https://youtu.be/ulIOrQasR18

not hating the gloabal poor

lol looks like somebody isnt WOKE enough

I only hate the regional poor. All other geographically defined groups of poors are calm.

I only hate the hamlet poor. Get on my level

Yeah seriously I'm all for killing whitey but capitalism is great.

We are FOR the advancement of underrepresented minorities

I don't think this says what you think it says

Are you angry because mommy don't becomes president if Trump is impeached?

Will you keep yourself safe when Daddy gets put in jail and subsequently dies of a heart-attack from decades of eating like a fat fuck?

it’s a shitpost retard

So was this.

https://i.imgur.com/0OUs4oK.jpg

A newt on a rock.How nice.

It's amazing how they both have the same amount of charisma even though one is implicated with treason.

Moonman moonman can't you see

No Fatties too

You didn’t have a problem with it last night.

ur mom and dad gay

Lefties here are the most vile people on earth. They come here and try to parade their stupid way of thinking as normal. Well let me tell you /u/LordDampNut2, you are NOT normal! You are mentally ill deranged man who was let out of his cage to early to interact with people!

Bussy or GTFO

Everyone is welcome here

Respect, I'm not a trump supporter but posts like this is the exact reason why he won the election, stop fucking telling people what they can and can't do and where they can and can't go, it just gives them a bigger platform.

This post is either ironic or bait tho.

2002 fuck outta here faggot kid

how much do you like trains?

A lot, if they're getting run on me

posts like this is the exact reason why he won the election

see post on /r/drama

"wtf i must vote for x candidate"

tbf i would feel duty-bound to vote for any candidate that promised to execute all dramaposters

I’m not a trump supporter

You sure about that? You seem to have the IQ of one

Man, where's /u/thereasontrumpwon when you need him?

stfu spez

Easy for a cumskin like you to say. Maybe instead of whitesplaining inclusivity you could shut the fuck up for a second and listen to the voices of PoC like myself (half jewish) and nerodivergent folx like OP who have been saying for years now that they will never feel safe in /r/drama until the cumskins are banned.

Everyone is welcome here

(((Everyone)))

I'm excited for you, I see the little slice of cake

Happy le cakeday fellow narwhal!

Even me.

no

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Not mayos

Even people who say "tounge"?

Such people cannot really exist

Even people who pronounce "tongue" like "lounge"?

Or people who say "female" like "tamale"?

WTF? Even the fucking mayos?

Sadly, yes. They can still keep themselves safe.

Okay, I guess that is acceptable. We must remind them to keep yourself safe regularly though correct?

yep

mods, thank you for taking a stickied stand against this segregation.

Mayos have had it really hard throughout history. Somebody has to stick up for the oppressed.

half of me thanks you. the other half now wants corn on the cob.

Mayo and corn on the cob... Someone's Mexican.

onna stEEk

except lalwz and velveet llama

ping them you coward

I agree. They should be banned, this place is for everyone.

This but ironically

I thought this subreddit was supposed to conform to my political view 😡😡😡

It does. You’re just thinking wrong right now because you’re tired and you need to rest.

SRD = Nazi Germany

broden = innocent Jew

drama = pure, unsubverted US of A

and the cogs are in motion

My almonds have been activated.

Thanks to /u/LordDampNut2 unironically being a cuck, I now support Daddy and his quest for Russian bussy.

Hail Daddy and Make Antartica Gay Again

We are FOR women’s and LGBTQ rights

tfw no inclusion for IAAPRAST. Bigot.

Can't wait for the upcoming lack of impeachment meltdown. See you then!

SURELY👏DADDY👏IS👏INNOCENT

Lol what a soyboy

JEB 👏 BUSH 👏🏼 JEB 👏🏽 BUSH 👏🏾 JEB 👏🏿 BUSH 💅🏽👌

I’m in it for the guacamole bowl.

r/drama's official candidate should be Marina Abramovic.

[removed]

She pioneered a new notion of identity by bringing in the participation of observers, focusing on "confronting pain, blood, and physical limits of the body."

I nutted already.

I am against legal immigrants because I don't recognize legal authorities or borders because they are racist. All true Americans come to America illegally.

Whoa that was kinda hot

Not true, they were allowed by native americans, we should follow their wisdom and do the same.

I believe in the Islamic faith, so I'm against all of those and you're an Islamophobic bigot.

I'm not sure which layer of irony i'm even witnessing.

That's best I think

5 and counting

no u

8 years of Trump is good for drama. In fact Trump announcing the disbanding of the Senate and instituting order 66 would be great for drama.

But for real I’m pissed at Trump because I was told non-mayos would be in camps by now.

Trump drama is getting kinda old tbh

Ive said it once and ive said it again we should hope impeachment happens for peak drama instead of slow burning retardation drama from his sundowning tweets we inevitably get bored of.

I think either impeachment or /r/the_donald getting banned would be the greatest thing for this subreddit.

por que no los dos?

At the same = death by orgasm

Trump dying would be the very best.

My god...

Where would they even go?

Trump drama is boring.

People flipping their shit over some stupid thing Trump does drama is timeless.

some stupid thing Trump does

trumptards: it's not real treason, he's just trolling xD

Shitposting on Twitter is not treason, no matter how much you wished it was.

But for some reason we have to stop that MEANIE Robert Mueller's investigation amirite.

He is the senate

zoz

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zozzle

r/drama desperate to not get banned, lmao

Fuck off faggot

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And we are FOR mayocide

This makes me even more happy to have found this board. Though I don't agree with what you're "for", I can find comfort in knowing you're working as hard as I am against Trump. We may be doing so for different reasons considering I want to usher in a new age of Christian dominionism in America by bringing the most pious man to ever hold office in this country to the presidency (Mike Pence), and you want to help mexicans and stuff, but if we work together we can take down Trump the placeholder.

God bless.

Oh shit, that's some solid drama bait right there. I mean damn.

Oooh another episode of previously on reddit, (that I missed)

Which sub are the mods taking the piss out of this time?

Thanks, redditrequesting /r/tounge as we speak.

Can we please make this a safe space

I'm just here for the shotgun trick shot videos.

I think “BLUMPFT WILL SURELY BE IMPEACHED THIS TIME!!!” Type posting because I find it hilarious for some reason. Yea but trump himself is a tard not very hard to find out

Imagine being so sure of yourself that you think hitting a sub button or browsing a sub means everyone there must think the exact same thing as you. I am no Trump supporter but jesus man, relax. It's okay for people to disagree with you.

fuck off americlaps with your politics

I'm not sure if this is ironic or trolling or whatever. So I'll just sit here and play with myself. Carry on!

Wrong.

Carthago Delinda Est!

We are against the disgusiting plight of the Mayo scurge on the earth and that includes king Mayo himself

I'm gonna vote for Trump just to piss you off.

Wrong. This sub has transcended radical centrist to the point where we reject anyone who even aligns themselves with an ideology.

anyone who submits to political programming doesnt have the genes we need to build a good future.

I identify with all ideologies because I have something called "empathy"

Just kidding, I'm not white.

No furries either unless they're communist furries.

This is a white nationalist subreddit. Any support of the wrinkly orange jew should be banned.

MAGA 2020

This is the gayest thing that's been on /r/drama in a while. And you faggots are already flaming.

Whines to keep the sub from being retarded.
Posts this retarded drivel.

We are FOR the oppressed majority of the world, suffering against unfair economic (read capitalistic) policies that put the dollar above all else.

As long as its good for my investments

Are we getting poe'd? All of the Trump-support submissions are still viewed with disgust here, and most of our prominent mods here are against Trump.

Most importantly of all, we are still a pro-mayocide sub. Still, it's good to tell the unironic Trump supporters to know their place.

If this is a genuine worry, you worry too much. If this is a troll effort, I have been baited.

hey do you know what happened to rome when everyone was declared a citizen. There was no longer a point in being a citizen...

We will not be divided.

We will not be divided.

We will not be divided.

Talk about a once promising career. Just kidding Shay.

He will nut inside us.

How 'bout that flag

Wheres the flag now?

I’m within Her?

MOD DONALD TRUMP NOW!

"The oppressed majority of the world"

You do realize that white people are a minority in the world, right? You fucking retard.

Capitalism is unironically the best thing to ever happen to humanity.

mayocide when

write a novel about the sub

Doesn't even mention we are pro-mayocide

Smh

yah kil peple based on opinion lo

jesus christ politics is a hellhole

At least put some effort into it, dude. LGBTQ? What is this, 2009? It's LGBTQIA+ at the least. Also, "legal or otherwise"? Did you just imply human beings can be illegal? That's so gross and creepy I can't even ugh

i am not a trump supporter at all :p

make sure op keeps themselves safe mods

OP is a nigger-faggot.

I never voted for you. Don't speak in my name. Go fuck yourself.

Trump isn't against women or PoC