Can I jump to a dimension where my boobs are bigger?

43  2018-03-19 by mukumukum

15 comments

1  SnapshillBot 2018-03-19

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1  mukumukum 2018-03-19

bad bot

1  toynbeeidea16 2018-03-19

Can I jump to a dimension where OP gets banned for abusing Snappy?

1  Starship_Litterbox_B 2018-03-19

Imagine treating Snappy with anything less than reverence

1  incineratechicken 2018-03-19

Snappy is our god, and we are its faithful children.

1  HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-03-19

/u/bouncebounceboobies, great name btw. Best of luck on your crazy ass plan.

1  Bucklar 2018-03-19

...what the fuck is this witchcraft?

1  YameteOniichanItai 2018-03-19

Can I jump to a dimension where all women have small breasts?

What about a dimension where my waifu is real, single, and ready to mingle?

1  broden 2018-03-19

Can I jump to a dimension where all women have small breasts?

YOU'RE IN LUCK!

1  SonyXboxNintendo11 2018-03-19

I think I watched that anime before.

1  OniTan 2018-03-19

/u/bouncebounceboobies you could always get knocked up. If you don't want the kid just about it.

1  PoorLilMarco 2018-03-19

Finding niche cultist subreddits is starting to become a personal hobby. Thanks for this one OP 😉

1  Yiin 2018-03-19

Subscribed

The (Male) Masturbation Method of Dimensional Jumping

Choose a specific situation that you want to change, but one that you don't necessarily have much influence over.

Pause for a moment, and contemplate how you are surrounded by that present situation. Picture the Imagination Room or a Star Trek Holodeck. Your situation is part of a persistent illusion surrounding you.

Gently cup your testicles. Feel them, fondle them. As you do that, vividly imagine the new situation. Imagine sending the energy of that new situation into your testicles. The sperm you are about to eject is being "programmed" with your desired reality shift.

Stimulate yourself to the point of orgasm.

As you are cumming, envision yourself "impregnating" the surrounding reality with your new vision.

Enjoy the satisfaction of the orgasm and of having made the desired change.

Clean up and carry on with your life.

1  QuantumFreakonomics 2018-03-19

>Chestlets are this obsessed

1  UnluckyImp22 2018-03-19

Just eat more greasy food. Boobs are fat, the fatter you get the more your man-boobs grow.

That's just science.