29 2018-03-19 by smokedetective
1 DesertRichard 2018-03-19
Anyone who chooses to be a barista is living a life of sacrifice for their craft and are deserving of respect.
Anyone who chooses to study feminism and women’s literature is choosing to be a barista.
1 YameteOniichanItai 2018-03-19
Wait, you can study women's literature? Like literature but only female authors?
Yes we ameriburgers have universities that offer such a degree.
It’s cancer.
1 toynbeeidea16 2018-03-19
My gf has a degree in... feminist studies? I forget the exact name of the degree.
Point is, I am now sitting at home unemployed while she rakes in more than double the most I've ever made in my life in the drug industry.
1 brianpv 2018-03-19
That makes you smart.
1 lamb_der 2018-03-19
Only mayos could make coffee a fucking 'lifestyle'. I hate these people more than anything else.
1 Stargazer-True 2018-03-19
Starbucks to that ☕️
1 o11c 2018-03-19
Eh, a study of history easily refutes that.
Let's not forget that for a long time, coffee shops were illegal in Muslim countries because the people who gathered there were literally plotting to overthrow the government.
1 trapochaphouse 2018-03-19
Pike's Place
/u/I-need-MAYO if that's pasta, well played. If not, you should keep yourself safe and never leave whatever flyover trash heap you call home.
1 I-need-MAYO 2018-03-19
I found it while looking for u/serialflamingo 's pasta. It was too good not to share.
Nicely done. I almost had to go lie down in traffic on the 5, my jimmies got so rustled.
1 saddertadder 2018-03-19
flyover trash heap
like thats any worse than whatever coastal city cluster fuck you got going on
You don't have to tell me, I live in JunkieTown Portland.
Barista seems like a pretty chill job though. Probably a nice change of pace for the veterans.
They should order in the military code speak
Callsign, Barista Cowboy 9, Barista Cowboy 9, we need a ALHPA MURRAY ECHO RODEO INDIA CHARLIE OREO, STAT! Thats an order damnit!
1 The_Reason_Trump_Won 2018-03-19
u/serialflamingo pours coffee for a """""""living"""""" lol
1 serialflamingo 2018-03-19
Heh, enjoy those "things" your "money" from your fancy "job" gets you. Just know that I am doing what I love and I am damn good at it.
Wait are you actually a barista coffee goblin?
Crushed more bean than any other gay man alive.
Also, your whole account is pretending you voted for Trump.
1 strathmeyer 2018-03-19
Imagine going to get coffee and the hot barista is replaced with a dude.
1 ArtisanalCollabo 2018-03-19
My girlfriend is a barista and I’m constantly surprised how awful and socially retarded customers can be
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1 DesertRichard 2018-03-19
Anyone who chooses to study feminism and women’s literature is choosing to be a barista.
1 YameteOniichanItai 2018-03-19
Wait, you can study women's literature? Like literature but only female authors?
1 DesertRichard 2018-03-19
Yes we ameriburgers have universities that offer such a degree.
It’s cancer.
1 toynbeeidea16 2018-03-19
My gf has a degree in... feminist studies? I forget the exact name of the degree.
Point is, I am now sitting at home unemployed while she rakes in more than double the most I've ever made in my life in the drug industry.
1 brianpv 2018-03-19
That makes you smart.
1 lamb_der 2018-03-19
Only mayos could make coffee a fucking 'lifestyle'. I hate these people more than anything else.
1 Stargazer-True 2018-03-19
Starbucks to that ☕️
1 o11c 2018-03-19
Eh, a study of history easily refutes that.
Let's not forget that for a long time, coffee shops were illegal in Muslim countries because the people who gathered there were literally plotting to overthrow the government.
1 trapochaphouse 2018-03-19
/u/I-need-MAYO if that's pasta, well played. If not, you should keep yourself safe and never leave whatever flyover trash heap you call home.
1 I-need-MAYO 2018-03-19
I found it while looking for u/serialflamingo 's pasta. It was too good not to share.
1 trapochaphouse 2018-03-19
Nicely done. I almost had to go lie down in traffic on the 5, my jimmies got so rustled.
1 saddertadder 2018-03-19
like thats any worse than whatever coastal city cluster fuck you got going on
1 trapochaphouse 2018-03-19
You don't have to tell me, I live in
JunkieTownPortland.1 YameteOniichanItai 2018-03-19
Barista seems like a pretty chill job though. Probably a nice change of pace for the veterans.
1 saddertadder 2018-03-19
They should order in the military code speak
Callsign, Barista Cowboy 9, Barista Cowboy 9, we need a ALHPA MURRAY ECHO RODEO INDIA CHARLIE OREO, STAT! Thats an order damnit!
1 The_Reason_Trump_Won 2018-03-19
u/serialflamingo pours coffee for a """""""living"""""" lol
1 serialflamingo 2018-03-19
Heh, enjoy those "things" your "money" from your fancy "job" gets you. Just know that I am doing what I love and I am damn good at it.
1 The_Reason_Trump_Won 2018-03-19
Wait are you actually a
baristacoffee goblin?1 serialflamingo 2018-03-19
Crushed more bean than any other gay man alive.
Also, your whole account is pretending you voted for Trump.
1 strathmeyer 2018-03-19
Imagine going to get coffee and the hot barista is replaced with a dude.
1 ArtisanalCollabo 2018-03-19
My girlfriend is a barista and I’m constantly surprised how awful and socially retarded customers can be