Grandpa ๐Ÿ•ŸTick ๐Ÿ•คTock's ๐Ÿ•‘ Manifesto

100  2018-03-19 by Ed_ButteredToast

๏ทฝ

 

You may all remember our beloved elderly (55yo) daddy loving grandpa, /u/IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu. He was recently cucked and chucked (IP banned) by the [{(Admins)}] for reasons i'm not sure of. Well, guess what, Grandpa is in denial and claims he "DINDU NUFFIN" so, as an old people temper tantrum, he has issued an all out WAR against "team mommy" (shit meme, i know) users of r/drama.

 

 

https://i.imgur.com/ZrCIkoP.png

SUBJECT: get fucked soi boi

-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1

Dear Ed, Wow, what an interesting few days for team mommy. All quiet on your front it seems, in fact not a single person has defended mommy on /r/drama since Friday when my first nuke landedโ€ฆ looks like it was a bullseye 7 day suspension for you! KA-BOOM.

Youโ€™re scared shitless of getting that final lifetime ban you were so eager to have handed down by the admins to me.

Thatโ€™s okay, thatโ€™s okayโ€ฆ itโ€™s cool. See, now that I am banned from reddit, I can spend my time without risk, I donโ€™t have to worry about being banned since I already am. I can spin up accounts, troll you, and then disappear. Thereโ€™s not fuck one you can do about it. In fact, you canโ€™t even REPLY since that would give you away, the gig would be up, Iโ€™d forward it to the admins and SNAP youโ€™d be cucked and chucked too. And, probably worse for you, is that you canโ€™t post this on reddit and have your circle jerk friend accounts upvote it and jerk each other off. You probably are crying right now IRL. Just thinking about that makes me rock hard.

In conclusion just remember, when your suspension is up your welcome back to reddit is temporary at best. I will continue to report every rule-skirting post you make, and itโ€™s only a matter of time before the admins agree with me on one and suspend you and your bevy of sock accounts for good.

Rest in piss you degenerate mommy supporting fuckstain.

  • -IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu Dictated, but not read

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Recent PMs

 

https://i.imgur.com/A1aSsL5.png

SUBJECT: cucked 'n chucked round 2???

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/85gcl8/somebody_reeeeeeeeeeally_wants_my_bussy_o/dvyk2ct/?context=3

Oh boy!

There's a 90% chance the admins won't bother to look into my report.

But that 10% chance they do...

WEW LAD

Your account!!!!

BUH BYE!!!!

 

https://i.imgur.com/Y9kTvCl.png

SUBJECT: sniff u out

I can sniff out your sock accounts super ez, it's so obvious......

You and the ""mommy defense force"" better stay off here or I will continue to report you to the admins for ban evasion

Can you say buh bye to your account????

CUCKED n CHUCKED indeed

TICK

TOCK

 

This is might become more retarded than the /u/nunast /u/SDIHTD 69 alt accounts drama lol

 

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202 comments

1  Thulean-Dragon 2018-03-19

Woah, wait, is he actually 55?

Damn, over half a century.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

Over 55 years to finesse his nuclear autism!! Wew

1  Fucking_Christ 2018-03-19

What did you get suspended for?

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/84wxb1/comment/dvt577e?context=3

It's a no no. Even if the person you said sarcastically it to is your friend/regular of the sub who knows how it's here

1  incineratechicken 2018-03-19

Really? I mean, it was nice of the admins to add to the drama that way, but thatโ€™s pretty dumb.

Now kys bby ๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ช

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

inb4 suspension.

tick tock

1  incineratechicken 2018-03-19

RIP my acct

dick cock

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

cuck cock

NUKES SENT ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€

1  saddertadder 2018-03-19

ROCKET MAN, NO!

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

hahaha :D

1  Fucking_Christ 2018-03-19

Is there a reason hes obsessed about aock accounts?

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

He's mad that somebody reported him multiple times to the admjns. And he was dumb enough to break rules again and again. Not sure how but he thinks some of r/drama users reported him.

Also, this https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/84xnbc/wheres_uivankatrumpismywaifu_these_days_new/ made him mad recently. He's really easy to trigger. Easy sperg and drama :p

1  Matues49 2018-03-19

Do you think if his account keep getting reported, he might get frustrated/high enough to go and shoot up a pizza shop? Because that'd be great for r/Drama.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

Well, one can pray to Allah about it and hope for the best! ุงูŽู„ู„ู‘ูฐู‡ู ุฃูŽูƒู’ุจูŽุฑ

dramacoin always wins in the end! ุณูุจู’ุญูŽุงู†ูŽ ุงู„ู„ู‘ู‡ู

1  Matues49 2018-03-19

Inshallah. Any clue on what's his latest sock?

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

He keeps deleting them. He's lurking around tho

1  Matues49 2018-03-19

How certain are we that this isn't yet another alt of u/nunast? Because that would be spergaliciously epic/tragic.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

Differences in autism. It is a spectrum u know ;P

1  GetAmericaLaidAgain 2018-03-19

Didn't you also get suspended for vote manipulation?

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

That "meme" came into existence because of this dude https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/7moeyt/i_will_not_yield_to_terrorists/

He was even more retarded than IvankaTrumpisMyWaifu.

imagine farming karma on r/drama with 50k subs

Lololol.

1  GetAmericaLaidAgain 2018-03-19

You're like a blowfish, swimming by a big sperg with your harmless camouflage and just as they're about to outsperg you you puff the fuck up. Check mate.

imagine farming karma on r/drama with 50k subs

I mean, I don't have a hard time imagining you doing that.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

You're like a blowfish, swimming by a big sperg with your harmless idiot camouflage and just as they're about to outsperg you you puff the fuck up. Check mate. Don't mess with Ed I guess. I mean, I don't have a hard time imagining you doing that.

reeee

๐Ÿก https://i.imgur.com/hXe50HZ.gif ๐Ÿก

1  GetAmericaLaidAgain 2018-03-19

It was a compliment, silly.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

Wow rood?!

Also God bless the Unicode gods for putting a blowfish emoji in there.

tfw no butter emoji

๐Ÿ˜ข

1  GetAmericaLaidAgain 2018-03-19

๐Ÿž

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

TECHNICALLY

Toast would be ๐Ÿž๐Ÿ”ฅ as bread + heat = toast sooooo :(

1  Redactor0 2018-03-19

It's a compound emoji word.

1  buttermyself 2018-03-19

Lol wut? You got suspended for that!?! Hahaha no way.

1  saddertadder 2018-03-19

im a new drama user, wtf is going on between you turbo nerds

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

old people tantrums

Plus read the first paragraph. That's all you need to know.

1  saddertadder 2018-03-19

> using SHA1 instead of SHA-256 (unless its just some "techy XD" gibberish you inserted)

wow get a load of this loser. I'm on team ElderIvankaTrumpDude.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

That's his PM not mine hence its his "PGP signature". Why could I sign my PMs anyway? You seem confused lol.

1  saddertadder 2018-03-19

I thought it was some email client or something lmfao, thats why i was like "wtf is going on between you two" like as if you knew each other or something

Sorry Im just really bored and hate my job since its changed in the past few months to inane bullshit.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

Sorry Im just really bored and hate my job since its changed in the past few months to inane bullshit.

Stay strong friend.

Plus don't worry. He's just using this fancy way in order to prove that it's really him and not someone else. His autism already proved that. No need for keys/signatures lmao

1  saddertadder 2018-03-19

thanks man

Plus don't worry. He's just using this fancy way in order to prove that it's really him and not someone else. His autism already proved that. No need for keys/signatures lmao

lol

1  WarSanchez 2018-03-19

Waifus retardation is very unique and specific.

Not even the CIA could replicate it.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

Baby boomer autism is one hell of a drug lmao

1  WarSanchez 2018-03-19

This old fag is gonna stalk you IRL.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

hiding behind 69 layers of proxies

I don't think so kiddo https://i.imgur.com/D9jAt5P.gif

1  WarSanchez 2018-03-19

Well make sure to carry around a cup with bleach just in case.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

cup

fucking plebs. That won't do the trick. Unless it's a FREEDOM sized cup then I bet it could bring down an ๐Ÿ˜ too ยฏ\_(ใƒ„) _/ยฏ

1  WarSanchez 2018-03-19

One of those Nalgene water bottles all the school kids/college kids have.

1  PantherChamp 2018-03-19

You can get a Big Gulp from 7-11 and fill it with Draino from Wal-Mart for $2.36

1  saddertadder 2018-03-19

Imagine your brain and mind after 55 years of city tap water.

Keep your water safe, my dudes.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

With lead, might I add.

1  AnnoysTheSoyboys 2018-03-19

I demand you give him a newfag alt flair.

Oh wait...

1  Thulean-Dragon 2018-03-19

I thought Ed and some other guy were just bullying /u/IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu for being a transparent agenda poster. I didn't realise he was actually 55 years old.

Hey, /u/cuckslovetrump, how old are you again? You haven't been unseated?

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

Nah. Cuckslovetrump is older. I think 60+. But he's nowhere near as retarded as IvankaTrumpisMyWaifu

1  CucksLoveTrump 2018-03-19

67 years old. 68 this august!

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

Let me us when your birthdays is! ๐Ÿ˜š

1  SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-03-19

Let me us when your birthdays is!

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

Fixed it. Thanks :p

1  CucksLoveTrump 2018-03-19

Aug 17!

1  WhoaItsAFactorial 2018-03-19

17!

17! = 355,687,428,096,000

1  buttermyself 2018-03-19

Awesome! How about your SSN, moms maiden name and the name of your first pet? We are planning a big birthday surprise!

1  CucksLoveTrump 2018-03-19

069-69-6969, del Monte, and Nig

I can't wait!

1  HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-03-19

Yes let me us this!

1  Plexipus 2018-03-19

Shouldn't you be posting ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™ in r/cbts_stream or something?

1  CucksLoveTrump 2018-03-19

Those are all people who discovered the internet through Facebook

1  444455555666666 2018-03-19

will you be my drama daddy?

1  CucksLoveTrump 2018-03-19

100%. Ping me when you need someone bullied

1  geraldo42 2018-03-19

I'm 99.9% sure cuckslovetrump is just LARPing. He does his shtick pretty well but every once in a while he fucks it up and reveals that he watches minecraft youtubers or something like that. No way he was born before '95.

1  RickyTheSticky 2018-03-19

He claimed to be a Chelsea fan and recognized Drogba.

I don't think any Texan in his sixties, anywhere, knows who Drogba is.

1  POST_BUSSY 2018-03-19

go back to PCJ ya nerd.

For real though, IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu is an ardent daddy defender who got banned a while ago. More on him: https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/7xne7b/our_favorite_trumpet_showed_how_he_is_not_racist/?st=JEPQ00RS&sh=b6e3a643

1  ay_what_up2 2018-03-19

leave

1  incineratechicken 2018-03-19

Absolutely unsurpassed levels of autism. Best drama in months by far.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

I'll sniff u out ๐Ÿ‘ƒ๐Ÿคฅ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ

--- PGP SIGNATURE ---

v. Gentoo/Bussy OS

1  Strictlybutters 2018-03-19

Ed you broke him!

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

you replied to somone else, lol. But yeah, yes, he's completely lost it this time lolololol

1  Strictlybutters 2018-03-19

You never fail to amaze me ed๐Ÿ˜˜

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’‹ Thank you daddy (โ—กโ€ฟโ—กโœฟ) ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’ž

1  grungebot5000 2018-03-19

uh why did he hash it

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

To prove that it's him and not someone else LARPing. Stupid idea as we don't have the signature from when he had his account.

But judging from the language and level of autism, it's certainly him. I don't need no fancy key to identify God tier autism lul

1  saddertadder 2018-03-19

What if hes just doing that to SEEM like hes the real deal?

What if you are /u/IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu and just astroturfing all this drama???

hmmm...... ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

https://media.giphy.com/media/l0HU8V1CHKTUFtuFO/source.mp4

1  wwyzzerdd 2018-03-19

I don't need no manual to know how to ROCK!

1  shallowm 2018-03-19

I don't even think that's how PGP works, aren't we the ones that are supposed to encode the message using his PGP public key, which he would then decode using his PGP private key?

1  buttermyself 2018-03-19

You sign with your private key, signature is verified using the public key.

1  grungebot5000 2018-03-19

like, what are you supposed to hash it against though lol

itโ€™s not like SHA-1 is esoteric or anything

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

https://www.reddit.com/r/shitriowasays/comments/7yatyt/key/

1  grungebot5000 2018-03-19

the fucking fuck

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

Lul

1  PoorLilMarco 2018-03-19

This is some hardcore autism. I'm just gonna declare everyone involved a massive retard and feel smug.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

ah, the good ol' SRD route of diplomacy :p

1  normie_girl 2018-03-19

Radical centrism..the eternal struggle

1  FrostBittenSalsa 2018-03-19

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1  pitterpatterwater 2018-03-19

Why is he PGP signing his messages? I mean, literally who cares about forging them?

1  avocadoshrimptaco2 2018-03-19

Can anyone explain what I am seeing?

1  scatmunchies 2018-03-19

Can you post the text from the message? Itโ€™s cut off in the image, and I really want the full dose of autism here.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

i already copy pasted the text of PMs in the text box of this post.

1  scatmunchies 2018-03-19

Huh. Doesnโ€™t show up on mobile.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

Odd. Here u go :)

 

 

-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
Hash: SHA1

Dear Ed,
Wow, what an interesting few days for team mommy.  All quiet on your front it seems, in fact not a single person has defended mommy on /r/drama since Friday when my first nuke landedโ€ฆ looks like it was a bullseye 7 day suspension for you!  KA-BOOM.

Youโ€™re scared shitless of getting that final lifetime ban you were so eager to have handed down by the admins to me.

Thatโ€™s okay, thatโ€™s okayโ€ฆ itโ€™s cool.  See, now that I am banned from reddit, I can spend my time without risk, I donโ€™t have to worry about being banned since I already am.  I can spin up accounts, troll you, and then disappear.  Thereโ€™s not fuck one you can do about it.  In fact, you canโ€™t even REPLY since that would give you away, the gig would be up, Iโ€™d forward it to the admins and SNAP youโ€™d be cucked and chucked too.  And, probably worse for you, is that you canโ€™t post this on reddit and have your circle jerk friend accounts upvote it and jerk each other off.  You probably are crying right now IRL.  Just thinking about that makes me rock hard.

In conclusion just remember, when your suspension is up your welcome back to reddit is temporary at best.  I will continue to report every rule-skirting post you make, and itโ€™s only a matter of time before the admins agree with me on one and suspend you and your bevy of sock accounts for good.

Rest in piss you degenerate mommy supporting fuckstain.

- -IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu
Dictated, but not read

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1  scatmunchies 2018-03-19

Thx, bby. I canโ€™t imagine taking anything this seriously, let alone an argument on Reddit. Holy shit.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

ur welcome boo ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’‹

This is my 2nd successful attempt to make someone sperg this hard. First /u/SDIHTD aka /u/nunast and now /u/IvankaTrumpisMyWaifu.

ุณูุจู’ุญูŽุงู†ูŽ ุงู„ู„ู‘ู‡ู

1  arandomloser21 2018-03-19

It kinda blows my mind how make people go off the deep end like this. Keep it up fam. ๐Ÿ‘

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

thanks for appreciating the hustle, famalam

1  PantherChamp 2018-03-19

.../u/riemann1413, is that u?

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

you canโ€™t post this on reddit and have your circle jerk friend accounts upvote it and jerk each other off. You probably are crying right now IRL.

OOOPS

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

/u/BasicallyADoctor are you proud of me daddy? (โ—•โ€ฟโ—•โœฟ)

1  BasicallyADoctor 2018-03-19

I'm super proud. Also I am glad you aren't suspended any more. I got suspended once for """""vote manipulation"""" and it SUCKED ANUS reeee!

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

๐Ÿ’ž Thank you daddy!! ๐Ÿ’ž (โ—กโ€ฟโ—กโœฟ)

1  ciccopiccolo 2018-03-19

You two interacting has given autism to the whole northern emisphere

1  CulpableMayocide 2018-03-19

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’ฏ

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/7xqo9l/uivankatrumpismywaifu_why_and_when_were_you/

Noice!! o7

1  whoopsforgotemail 2018-03-19

ed makes a good post

wtf this isnt supposed to happen

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

Too late :D

1  GuillotinesNOW 2018-03-19

Truly a sign that we are living in The End Times.

1  TheEquimanthorn 2018-03-19

Wait, seriously. There's a 55 year old r/drama user? And he got cucked by Ed, repeatedly?

Boomers BTFO

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

NUKES DISENGAGED

lol.

1  TheEquimanthorn 2018-03-19

Ed mein freunde, I have to ask. What does the whole "tick tock" thing mean?

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/81qizk/comment/dv4e6g4?context=3

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/81f0wv/comment/dv2ov7i/

1  TheEquimanthorn 2018-03-19

I'm still confused but I'll just pretend I understand. ๐Ÿค—

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

https://twitter.com/seanhannity/status/892940224015282176

I hope this clears it up. By "tick tock" he meant that the time is ticking as he sent info to the admin as a report against some mods I think (?)

1  TheEquimanthorn 2018-03-19

Oh okay I get it now. What a dumb fucking mayo lol.

1  GuillotinesNOW 2018-03-19

It'd basically this.

1  saddertadder 2018-03-19

Er ist der Mann!

1  TheEquimanthorn 2018-03-19

Ed ist nicht ein mann. Ed ist eine frau, oder ein kleine mรคdchen.

1  saddertadder 2018-03-19

Nein, Ed gab mir bussy Bilder.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

Why are you nazis talking about me?? /u/TheEquimanthorn

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

Why are you nazis talking about me?? /u/TheEquimanthorn

1  TheEquimanthorn 2018-03-19

Es tut mir lied. No more German, I'll only speak English when speculating if you're a little girl from now on.

1  saddertadder 2018-03-19

He said you are not a man, but a girl, but then I said you area man cuz you gave me pictures of your BUSSY

1  scatmunchies 2018-03-19

Ein kleines Mรคdchen

1  happyorangejuce 2018-03-19

There is literally a 55 year old using "Waifu" as a meme? Holy shit, what timeline are we in?

1  Username234983 2018-03-19

A good one.

1  FrostBittenSalsa 2018-03-19

The best one

1  shallowm 2018-03-19

He's 51, but it's close enough.

1  voicelesshoodwinker 2018-03-19

Ed is back..and with quality material...DAMN.

YAY๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

Here's a picture of baby rabbit 4 U ED.

https://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/aW6b7P4_700b.jpg

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

I'm glad you are back too, iykwim ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ’‹

1  cochnbahls 2018-03-19

Old fart is an Iowan who hatesCasey's pizza. He deserves worse than a ban tbh.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

Agreed. Also those are two vvvv good doggos you've got there ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ•

1  Honk4Tits 2018-03-19

Been there, the taco pizza aint bad, not from Iowa though.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

/u/ComedicSans would appreciate a sticky, mi amor

1  baaaaby 2018-03-19

i thought that account was shitty satire the whole time.......

1  Redactor0 2018-03-19

REPORTING FOR DUTY. o7

Ivanka, get a VPN or something so you can get your cucked ass back in here to be laughed at directly.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

He did change his modem so he was assigned a different IP for /u/EricTrumpIsMyWaifu but he did something again and was reported and it got suspended too lolololol

He actually spent money for Reddit bullshit and got cucked h chucked again! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

1  geraldo42 2018-03-19

He doesn't even need a vpn. The admins are really lazy when it comes to perma bans. All he has to do is change his IP and not act like a complete autist again and they'll never notice he's back. The not acting like a complete autist part is apparently too much though.

1  Matues49 2018-03-19

Ed, how did you manage to get hate-lusted after by so many meth-addled, looney rednecks? What's your secret?

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

Political shitposts lul. That really gets their bussies rattled :D

1  Username234983 2018-03-19

Your political posts are shit though. You are literally baiting people who are autistic and have downs at the same time. It's not an accomplishment I would be proud of.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

people who are autistic and have downs

like u? lmao

1  Username234983 2018-03-19

How come you got demodded?

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

how come i got modded

same reason, no reason. You've already asked me this and bothered to ask me again? what's the matter? are you trying to *gasps*... trigger me? at least make your rage boner for me a wee bit subtle lololol

Your political posts are shit though.

shitting on david dennison

hmmm, i wonder why you have that opinion? pls don't issue a manifesto against me tho like that inbred 50 yr old tard from Iowa

--- BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE ---

daddy dindu nuffin!!!11!!!

---END PGP SIGNATURE ---

 

inb4 "am not a daddy lover"

1  Username234983 2018-03-19

Ok but how come you got demodded?

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

/u/annoysthegoys do u have some insider info that i'm not aware of?? pls share it with this concerned r/drama user who wishes to seek the truth

1  Username234983 2018-03-19

So that's a "REEEEEEEEEE I'M TOO AUTISTIC TO TELL YOU!" then?

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

no, it means i don't know. wasn't told, didn't care, never bothered to ask. nobody gets paid for it u know. Ask someone else because certainly you don't lack the passion

your political posts are shit tho

brought you here with that all that passive aggression (to maintain non chalance) didn't it? hahaha.

i know a person who cares more about reddit modding than u

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/81f0wv/uerictrumpismywaifu_reveals_his_long_term_plans/dv2rtax?context=3

https://www.removeddit.com/r/Drama/comments/81f0wv/uerictrumpismywaifu_reveals_his_long_term_plans/dv2rtax?context=3

spergs keep sperging when political views are made fun of lul

1  Username234983 2018-03-19

You must know. I'm guessing some illegal shit. Sharing pedo pics?

1  buttermyself 2018-03-19

Tick

Tock

1  Username234983 2018-03-19

Using your alts wont change a thing. lol

1  buttermyself 2018-03-19

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/855knu/daddys_suing_mean_porn_lady_that_he_totally_didnt/dvvpvla/

Deleting your comments because your answers are reeetarded doesnt make you not reeetarded.

P.S.

Tick

Tock

1  Username234983 2018-03-19

Imagine actually caring about your comments on Reddit enough NOT to delete them.

1  buttermyself 2018-03-19

Imagine actually caring about your comments on Reddit enough to delete them.

1  Username234983 2018-03-19

That extra chromosome working overtime today for ya?

1  buttermyself 2018-03-19

Yes and no.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

Wow!! /u/Mateus49 see? He's genuinely butthurt and is taking it out on other lololol

Man you're so pathetic!! Getting butthurt be cashed someone made fun of your "views" in the past

Kek

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

Wow!! /u/Matues49 see? He's genuinely butthurt and is taking it out on other lololol

Man you're so pathetic!! Getting butthurt be cashed someone made fun of your "views" in the past

Kek

1  Username234983 2018-03-19

Why did you get demodded?

1  buttermyself 2018-03-19

Why wont you admit that you laughed at this? https://youtu.be/0S5Rj1WPLMk

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

/u/username234983 don't "tick" him off or else he'll either shoot up a school like wh*te pigs always do or issue another manifest against you like 50+ daddy lovers end yo doing i.e seรฑor /u/IvankaTrumpisMyWaifu

1  Username234983 2018-03-19

Are you threatening original pasta?

1  buttermyself 2018-03-19

Well, daddy is circling the drain and as those spirals get tighter their emotional outbursts get harder to contain. They feel the impending sense of doom but the only way they can acknowledge it is via projection, hence /u/ivankatrumpismywaifu's obsessive spamming you with "tick tock."

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

CONSERVATIVE FRAGILITY

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

1  Username234983 2018-03-19

I don't find inserted laugh tracks funny.

1  buttermyself 2018-03-19

Its a live studio audience laughing at the funny parts. I watched the interview when it aired and i laughed my ass off, that shit was funny as fuck. "It wasnt very stupid!" Hahaha, the look on his face when he said that was priceless.

1  Username234983 2018-03-19

I have low IQ

Yes that's apparent.

1  buttermyself 2018-03-19

Not admitting you laughed is not the same as not laughing.

1  Username234983 2018-03-19

It wasn't funny.

If what he said was true it's not funny and if what he says is false it's even less funny. Only a massive idiot would think otherwise. Enjoy your fucking bread and circuses. I've opted out.

1  buttermyself 2018-03-19

It wasn't funny.

Wrong. The POTUS was babbling incoherently and then he called that babbling "not very stupid." That was hysterical.

If what he said was true it's not funny and if what he says is false it's even less funny.

By what metric do you judge the veracity of incoherent babbling?

Only a massive idiot would think otherwise.

No u

Enjoy your fucking bread and circuses. I've opted out.

The president is a clown, lighten up and enjoy the circus, bro.

1  Username234983 2018-03-19

lighten up and enjoy the circus, bro.

I'm all out of bread.

1  buttermyself 2018-03-19

Dont they have bread shacks in your country?

1  Username234983 2018-03-19

Nope we leave that to the third world places and dine on white rhino steaks.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

AAAA BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

Imagine using the "le alt lol xD" defense to hide the fact that your butthurt but too retarded to hide it. https://i.imgur.com/hXe50HZ.gif

1  Username234983 2018-03-19

You aren't autistic at all, you simply have downs.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

r/therewasanattempt

SAD!

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/85nsoa/grandpa_tick_tocks_manifesto/dvz6tit/

check it out, another one caught without bait

r e n t f r e e

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/85vi9w/comment/dw0udc3?context=3

Another one!!

1  Matues49 2018-03-19

That him?

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

That's someone's alt here. Not Ivanka tho.

1  Matues49 2018-03-19

Another obessed fan, I assume?

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

Si si! Gets butt mad when you make fun of David Dennison lol

1  RichEvansSextape 2018-03-19

You think CBTS getting nuked may have set off his emotions a bit? What with IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu being a geriatric and all?

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

Nah, I've been "ticking" more than usual and my last post broke the camel's back hahahahaha

1  80BAIT08 2018-03-19

You should have seen the message the old coot sent to me

Whyyyy I oughta'... Kids these days have no respect. Sitting in front of screens all day. When I was a boy we called our elders 'sir' or you got clipped on the ear! My Uncle Jerry used to shine shoes by the station. He told me "son, when I was fighting Koreans on the beach we if we didn't have respect we had nothing." I bet you're crying right now like a little bitch. I took some Cialis pills I'm rock hard right now thinking about it.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

Why did he sent you that PM? Pic plssssss ๐Ÿ˜‚

1  80BAIT08 2018-03-19

Aw can't show you a screen shot he sent it via morse code over a telegram wire. Probably before he got his grandson to show him PGP messaging.

1  Yiin 2018-03-19

I thought he hated you ironically. This back and forth is tearing me apart.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

Same ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

1  sixty_nine_69 2018-03-19

I kinda liked him before I didn't realize he was really this autistic.

1  ItsSugar 2018-03-19

You should report him to the authorities, might get lucky and thwart his mass shooting plans.

1  westofthetracks 2018-03-19

this is incredible, you actually broke him. the dude is 55-years-old and "married" and getting banned from a website broke him. leave it to a trump supporter to be this much of a failure at life.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

Hahaha. Guess he doesn't like "winning" that much. The big pussy couldn't even handle our banter lul

1  LadyVetinari 2018-03-19

I'm aroused and I don't know what to do with it

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

( อกยฐ อœส– ) อกยฐ

1  The_Rachel 2018-03-19

See Ed, this where defending Taytay got you. You should get a new waifu ๐Ÿ˜‰

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

I have some sexy ass TayTay posts in line, not some random ass compressed .jpg shit you pull off without looking ;)

1  normie_girl 2018-03-19

Ed

Great moves

I'm proud of you

Keep it up big guy

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

Keep it up big guy

for u

1  normie_girl 2018-03-19

Jeez I walked right into that one hey

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

ayyy

1  PantherChamp 2018-03-19

This is some kaaalaa level retardation.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

best sperg from Iowans indeed

1  KateUptonsCumback 2018-03-19

/u/Ed_ButteredToast you made this guy look like an even bigger bitch than I already thought he was.

Well done and if we ever do a best of r/drama again Iโ€™d nominate this entire saga as best spergout.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

Appreciate the love boo ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’ž

1  PantherChamp 2018-03-19

Hold the fucking phone. Waifu was dukbcaaj this entire time!?!? For real or is this just fake news?

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

huh? i don' have a phone rn :/

1  PantherChamp 2018-03-19

It's ok ilu anyway

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

i love u

Really???? ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

1  PantherChamp 2018-03-19

You're my r/Drama senpai idol!

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

๐Ÿ˜˜ https://i.imgur.com/qSBGPTH.gif ๐Ÿ˜˜

1  PantherChamp 2018-03-19

Who dat? She looks Jewish enough for me to plug

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

Emily O'Brien

1  PantherChamp 2018-03-19

Well she'll be Jew enough when I'm done with her.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

hot!!

1  PantherChamp 2018-03-19

Seriously though was Ivanka really duk?

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

Who's that? I honestly don't know. /u/dukbcaaj?

1  PantherChamp 2018-03-19

Ah, it was before your time. In one of the links in this thread it seems he's claiming to be duk.

Around 2016 he was a Daddy's boy but an especially stupid breed. He modded T_D too, I think? The thing was he wasn't the malignant retarded that Ivanka is but a special needs kind of retarded. You just felt bad for the guy

1  reptilia987 2018-03-19

On this sub people like to throw around the word autism all willy nilly but wow, this is what actual autism looks like.

1  FrostBittenSalsa 2018-03-19

This isn't your average everyday autism. This is gasp advanced autism. I don't think I've ever seen u/Ed_ButteredToast make someone REEE this hard before

1  wtfuxlolwut 2018-03-19

I'm confused why he signed the msg? Do you have his public key Ed?

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

nope, that's why it's a stupid idea. But his distinctive autism more than compensates for his purpose of identificationn

1  wtfuxlolwut 2018-03-19

ROFL he might as well have attached world domination ๐Ÿฐ as a sig...

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

as a sig...

F

1  shallowm 2018-03-19

Someone is trying to steal Ivanka's sub. They're a 5-year-old account, but they only have 2 pages of comments. The last time they posted before requesting /r/shitriowasays was 5 months ago. Really makes you think ๐Ÿค”

1  mukumukum 2018-03-19

People should stop unironically caring about reddit accounts and getting banned. I recently deleted an /u/ with 1M+ karma, several front page posts and subs with 100K+ subscribers because I felt like it. It feel so much better and free to post on reddit now that I don't have to care what shitpost is gonna get my banned and lose the e-penor.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

e-penor

Why is that even a thing lol. The only thing you need karma for is to avoid the posting/commenting restriction and that's it.

1  mukumukum 2018-03-19

oh pls, all the good subs have no restrictions

1  PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2018-03-19

What the fuck did you narcissistic retards do to /r/drama

1  Honk4Tits 2018-03-19

Holy shit, I missed this, A+ baiting an elderly man.

1  razzmataz 2018-03-19

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1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-19

Political power rolls from the barrel of autism