The best part is that if you go to his website and click on the cartoon, he has a brief column explaining the meaning behind it. Y’know, in case the labels weren’t enough.
By all metrics everything got better relative to the start of his presidency, so I'm not buying that. Plus, if your bussy wasn't bunched up, you wouldn't feel the need to complain about him regardless of how I feel.
Ever stop to consider that maybe the reason 90% of his media coverage is negative is thanks to the fact 90% of his actions are negative? He does this to himself.
In your little fantasy world yes, I'm sure. It was hilarious the first hour after NK announced they wanted to talk with Trump, the MSM didn't know what to do and actually said some positive things. Then they got their talking points and the brief moment of honesty was over.
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1 BloweyJoeyMumi 2018-03-20
Me?
1 newfagalt 2018-03-20
You're Ben Garrison!? 😍
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-03-20
It's what makes his ✊look small in comparison obviously.
1 Mayor_of_tittycity 2018-03-20
/u/demMet03. Why are you so obsessed with daddy's bulge? 🤔 Perhaps this is what you're looking for?
1 Ragefan66 2018-03-20
Warning:Gay porn in link
1 Mayor_of_tittycity 2018-03-20
Nothing gay about DT getting DP'd in the bussy baby.
1 Ragefan66 2018-03-20
No doubt, Daddy is called King Alpha for a reason
1 scatmunchies 2018-03-20
I’ve seen gay porn that’s less gay than this.
1 I_Dream_of_Outremer 2018-03-20
Hate to break it to you, but traps still count as gay.
1 high_side 2018-03-20
Still? They never did. Why don't you people understand that!?!
1 I_Dream_of_Outremer 2018-03-20
Who you callin "you people"?!
1 ztoundas 2018-03-20
You people.
1 I_Dream_of_Outremer 2018-03-20
Oof ouchie oowie
1 Mayor_of_tittycity 2018-03-20
I've seen gay porn with trumps face photoshopped in. It was pretty gay to be honest. Not sure if this is gayer.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-20
Trump IRL: https://i.redd.it/pjx1x7z6z11z.jpg
1 JewsonCresnova 2018-03-20
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
1 DesertRichard 2018-03-20
Daddy is swole <3 That's not a flabby fupa, it's his bigass dick, reserved exclusively for Mommy's defense force.
/u/IvankaTrumpisMyWaifu are the nukes launched yet?
1 auto-xkcd37 2018-03-20
Bleep-bloop, I'm a bot. This comment was inspired by xkcd#37
1 DesertRichard 2018-03-20
The fuck is this thing? And why did it link me to a comic?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-20
Bot
1 im28btw 2018-03-20
You'd know.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-20
Bleep bloop
1 I_Dream_of_Outremer 2018-03-20
Frankly it's impressive at his age and at his weight he's still as active as he is. He should be dead.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-20
those McMeals are really paying off lul
1 I_Dream_of_Outremer 2018-03-20
Either that or all the Diet Cokes are peppin him up, apparently the dude only sleeps a few hours a night
1 Orsonius 2018-03-20
I agree
1 Ikea_Man 2018-03-20
lol finally, someone says something about Trump I agree with
1 PantherChamp 2018-03-20
This is the ideal male body type. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
1 aqouta 2018-03-20
TBF he's like 140 years old. My granparents were all on their deathbeds by then.
1 DesertRichard 2018-03-20
Garrison is so fucking cringeworthy.
1 ry8919 2018-03-20
He found a gullible audience and now is milking their prostates for all they're worth.
1 Matues49 2018-03-20
I mean, you know you'd, too, want some of that.
1 ztoundas 2018-03-20
Mm dat bussy
1 verysanepersona 2018-03-20
Is this real 😱
1 Ragefan66 2018-03-20
Fake news obviously
1 high_side 2018-03-20
Goddamn we could have used him in 'nam.
1 Ragefan66 2018-03-20
He would have personally resolved the Nam' conflict within 24 hours of him arriving there
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2018-03-20
Ben "three reichs and you're out!" Garrison
1 JamesRobotoMD 2018-03-20
Labeling everything with buzzwords is what turns his homoerotic Trump doodles into "political cartoons"
1 Burnnoticelover 2018-03-20
The best part is that if you go to his website and click on the cartoon, he has a brief column explaining the meaning behind it. Y’know, in case the labels weren’t enough.
1 KnotAFurfag 2018-03-20
I can't believe people actually started taking Ben "Make a kang go out with a bang" Garrison seriously.
1 PantherChamp 2018-03-20
I know, but TD just eats his shit up
1 Neil_Tzedakah 2018-03-20
Ben "Smart people hate me but Trumptards fellate me" Garrison
1 holditsteady 2018-03-20
more like Ben Gay-rison (cause hes gay)
1 Neil_Tzedakah 2018-03-20
Ben "Bad cartoonist plus he takes dicks up his bussy" Garrison
1 RIPGeorgeHarrison 2018-03-20
Ben "suck Trump's cock and take Pence's shock" Garrison.
1 allendrio 2018-03-20
Its pretty bizzare how they endlessly rag on 'MSM' but the biggest news network (Murodch) fellates his dick and cradles his balls.
1 Chicup 2018-03-20
Acktually Fox coverage has been close to 50-50 on Trump unlike the rest which like 90-10. To the left not lying 24/7 is cradling his balls.
1 ztoundas 2018-03-20
You're right, the other 50% being when he does something so bad that the only good coverage is no coverage.
1 Chicup 2018-03-20
I was trying to figure out if you were retarded, then I saw your post before this was in /r/politics and all doubt was erased.
1 ztoundas 2018-03-20
I do prefer to diversify my echo-chambers.
1 Chicup 2018-03-20
But the same theme, over and over. Daddy lives in your head now doesn't he.
1 ztoundas 2018-03-20
As any moron accidentally given the reigns to the free world would, yep!
1 Chicup 2018-03-20
Obama was an empty suit who's policies were fucking pretty much everything up, but I didn't get my bussy in a bunch over it
1 ztoundas 2018-03-20
By all metrics everything got better relative to the start of his presidency, so I'm not buying that. Plus, if your bussy wasn't bunched up, you wouldn't feel the need to complain about him regardless of how I feel.
1 DistortedLines 2018-03-20
How retarded do you have to be to believe this?
1 Chicup 2018-03-20
https://shorensteincenter.org/news-coverage-donald-trumps-first-100-days/
¯\(ツ)/¯
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1 DistortedLines 2018-03-20
🤔
1 ztoundas 2018-03-20
Ever stop to consider that maybe the reason 90% of his media coverage is negative is thanks to the fact 90% of his actions are negative? He does this to himself.
1 Chicup 2018-03-20
In your little fantasy world yes, I'm sure. It was hilarious the first hour after NK announced they wanted to talk with Trump, the MSM didn't know what to do and actually said some positive things. Then they got their talking points and the brief moment of honesty was over.
1 ztoundas 2018-03-20
you picked the worst example of 'MSM' hypocrisy
1 Chicup 2018-03-20
The difference between Obama and Trump is with Obama it would be, what is he going to give NK (again) with Trump its "What are they going to give".
1 ztoundas 2018-03-20
It's a website called Google. What you do is you type out what you want to find, like blatant ironic hypocrisy, then the website finds it.
1 Chicup 2018-03-20
Wow, what wonders we live in.
1 ztoundas 2018-03-20
What will science think of next?
1 I_Dream_of_Outremer 2018-03-20
The Jews, quite literally, did this.
(As in this Hollywood-style hatch job cut up of clips was put together by an openly, unabashedly, pro-Israel news agency)
1 Ikea_Man 2018-03-20
lol, news organizations are portraying Trump in a negative light obviously because they are JEALOUS of him
not because he's an actual fucking retarded person
1 I_Dream_of_Outremer 2018-03-20
Leader of the free world vs random retard on the internet.........who will win?
1 ztoundas 2018-03-20
I don't know, do they both have open FBI investigations?
1 I_Dream_of_Outremer 2018-03-20
Oh shit. This is an agendapost? Well okay then, go team mayocide!
1 sevgee 2018-03-20
AHAHAHAHAHHHAHHHAHAHAHH
Nigga he can't even tweet coherently let alone lead the free world AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
1 I_Dream_of_Outremer 2018-03-20
[my nigga]((https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j7leQB_Oe_k)
1 verysanepersona 2018-03-20
pfft daddy's bulge is waaay bigger
1 KingNothing305 2018-03-20
For a group of people that hate gays they sure do love this man.