Cryptards ree in r/buttcoin when the value of their spreadsheets is called into question

35  2018-03-20 by Fiery1Phoenix

15 comments

Imagine unironically caring about internet money so much that you make a subteddit to hate on it. At least cryptofags can hope that they become rich from it, all these sad sacks have going for them is the potential to be smug.

Exactly.

Sourgrapes. They hate what Reddit likes, because Reddit likes only some cool stuff. What do they like, besides Soylent, Rick and Morty, and Nintendo Switch?

Can probably throw Mountain Dew in there too

/r/buttcoin isn't really about bitcoin, it's about the horrible community pushing it. The actual technology is kinda neat, but the people behind it are generally horrible. People like /u/biglambda genuinely believe that you are an idiot if you haven't bought some of his Chuck E Cheese tokens because they are the future of money and you will be dirty poor without them. He 'reees' in there every day like a windup doll.

I actually don't think that. I don't care if you buy bitcoin and I've even prevented family members from buying bitcoin IRL. If you never bought bitcoin and you don't care about it, good for you. If you don't have any bitcoin and you devote lots of time to participating in a circle jerk, that can't get it's head around reality, also known as /r/buttcoin then yes, I'm laughing out you: You've made a plan to lose hard.

There you go, folks.

You're just mad you missed the signs and are still poor.

I haven't actually bought any cryptocurrency since 2015. The most I ever paid for a Bitcoin was $250 and the most I ever paid for a Monero was $1. So it's quite the opposite my friend.

You should invest in bussycoin.

It's not investing, it's speculating.

Do what the nice man says.

Correction: they once could have hoped for riches. All that’s left now are the bag holders.

Checking to see if I am banned

What's worse? Gambling, or being so obsessed with the people who are doing the gambling?

r/buttcoin is going to nancy reagan themselves if they don't find an actual hobby of themselves soon.

It's like watching poker on TV, if the players threw a tantrum every time they lost a hand.

Tbqh being smug feels like cumming so you cum 24/7