Stock market has gone up by more than 20% since Le Drumpf was inaugurated. Literal retards on /r/politics move the goal posts and draw false equivalence fallacies to insist that "UM ACKSHULLY DRUMPF RUINED TEH STOCK MARKET!1" No logical leap or stretch is too far!

1  2018-03-20 by ChristopherXCross

31 comments

1  noonches 2018-03-20

I tried to read your title but I got bored halfway through it.

1  ChristopherXCross 2018-03-20

Hot take friend!

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-20

r/titlegore

1  kingofthehill5 2018-03-20

Yep, op should have considered the short attention span of this sub.

1  Whaddaulookinat 2018-03-20

Also our laziness.

1  PoorLilMarco 2018-03-20

Daddy is going to have his bussy annihilated in prison lol

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-20

Bu bu bu but DAVID DENNISON DINDU NUFFIN!!1!!1!*

1  WhoaItsAFactorial 2018-03-20

1!!

1!! = 1

1!

1! = 1

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-20

Delete yourself

1  PoorLilMarco 2018-03-20

Is this loss

1  wwyzzerdd 2018-03-20

As long as my portfolio keeps plugging along at 19% they can rape him on primetime for all i care.

1  JumbledFun 2018-03-20

the real issue is that word salad of a title you tossed up there

1  ChristopherXCross 2018-03-20

Imagine being so retarded you can't understand a simply-constructed English sentence.

1  scatmunchies 2018-03-20

I can’t - tell us what it’s like.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-20

Imagine being a n g e r y at people who tell you your shit stinks

Lolololol

1  ChristopherXCross 2018-03-20

o

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-20

TD stable genius complaining about being downvoted in politics

/u/100percentpureOJ are you chromosomes doing ok?

1  100percentpureOJ 2018-03-20

Yeah they're fine. Are yours doing well?

1  ChristopherXCross 2018-03-20

Ignore this fucking idiot, he's on his way to getting perm banned from Reddit anyway because he uses socks to upvote his nonsense

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-20

/u/mateus49 this is what I'm talking about! REEEEEEEEE all the way looool

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-20

/u/Matues49 this is what I'm talking about! REEEEEEEEE all the way looool

You're gonna go off the deep end if you keep REEEEEEEEEing like that. /u/Sophistrycated /u/nunast and /u/IvankaTrumpisMyWaifu died before you for this shit lmao

1  Matues49 2018-03-20

The ability to bring out the inner sperg of random people in such a short ammount of time should be considered a superpower.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-20

/u/ChristopherXcross pls support your claims that I use dirty stinky 🤢🤮😷 socks to upsnozzled my no no's? It's not FAKE NEWS now is it? I wouldn't expect that from a MAGA pede now would I? 🤔🤭

1  ChristopherXCross 2018-03-20

Yeah dude I’m like #tootriggered rn ed sure got me

1  Matues49 2018-03-20

using hashtags on reddit

Do tell us more about how not-triggered you are. You're already spergposting all over this thread so you're clearly in a talkative mood.

1  Starship_Litterbox_B 2018-03-20

BUT

BUT

HILLARY?

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-20

Her EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEmails amirite fellow MAGA pedes?

1  Starship_Litterbox_B 2018-03-20

Feeeemales and eeeemails reeeeeeeee

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-20

EEEEEEEEEconomic AnxietEEEEEEEEE

1  whoopsforgotemail 2018-03-20

This is an SRD-tier title.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-20

From a SRD tier retaed, Señor /u/ChristopherXcross

1  Matues49 2018-03-20

Did a child write this?