The actual title of the article that the post was linking to was "Police say chief misspoke, no second explosive device found at FedEx facility in Schertz".
Look, guys, I know this is r/drama and we're all edgy assholes. But as someone in Austin that gets packages like once a week, this shit is super fucked up. We have nothing on this dude, no pictures, no information, nothing. There's absolutely going to be another bomb and no one has a fucking clue where it'll end up. There's a small but real chance that my neighbor (works at fed ex) could die delivering a box, or I could die from trying to collect whatever thing I ordered 2 weeks ago, while drunk and high at 5am. This is some weird ass shit.
Today a goodwill employee got hit pulling a package from the donation bin. There previous one was a bike rider that tripped and hit a realtor sign with a trip wire. It's everywhere.
15 comments
1 Russiangreyman 2018-03-20
Is this good for dramacoin?
1 ChristopherXCross 2018-03-20
Let's just say, it's the bomb ;-)
1 froibo 2018-03-20
Good bot.
1 ConsoleWarCriminal 2018-03-20
Even the bots agree that the Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
1 grungebot5000 2018-03-20
well, it says "found" instead of "detonated"
1 shallowm 2018-03-20
The actual title of the article that the post was linking to was "Police say chief misspoke, no second explosive device found at FedEx facility in Schertz".
1 westofthetracks 2018-03-20
i hope this is another unabomber, the country could use it
1 VidiotGamer 2018-03-20
It's 2018. His manifesto would be an imgur album entitled "phone dump" filled with dank memes.
1 sheepinblack 2018-03-20
Look, guys, I know this is r/drama and we're all edgy assholes. But as someone in Austin that gets packages like once a week, this shit is super fucked up. We have nothing on this dude, no pictures, no information, nothing. There's absolutely going to be another bomb and no one has a fucking clue where it'll end up. There's a small but real chance that my neighbor (works at fed ex) could die delivering a box, or I could die from trying to collect whatever thing I ordered 2 weeks ago, while drunk and high at 5am. This is some weird ass shit.
1 Wordshark 2018-03-20
Just check & track your orders? Don’t open what shouldn’t be there
1 sheepinblack 2018-03-20
Today a goodwill employee got hit pulling a package from the donation bin. There previous one was a bike rider that tripped and hit a realtor sign with a trip wire. It's everywhere.
1 Wordshark 2018-03-20
Damn that is some scary shit. Here’s hoping they don’t pull a Zodiac and retire unidentified.
1 htmlcoderexe 2018-03-20
Apparently they figured him out, sent cops, dude blows himself up. Obviously mayo as fuck.
1 Mayocidesalad 2018-03-20
Thats what you get for letting white christians live in Texas
1 sheepinblack 2018-03-20
The fucking Germans, man.
1 ChristopherXCross 2018-03-20
lol ur gna get blewn
1 sheepinblack 2018-03-20
That, strangely, made me feel a little better.
1 brownjr3 2018-03-20
dumbass
1 reddog2442 2018-03-20
Ayyyy, we’re gonna get blown up, high five. Here’s hoping the coffee maker that’ll be here tomorrow doesn’t come with a bomb.