Redditor /u/AustinBomber (account now suspended) claimed to be the Austin Bomber in short lived AMA

35  2018-03-20 by PhysicsIsMyMistress

27 comments

Does that say he's 48...? Surely he wouldn't make that error.

I'm 30-50 years old.

That really narrows it down a bit...

Could be /u/IvankaTrumpisMyWaifu since he got cucked n chucked by spez. He did have a meltdown over it lul

Suddenly, β€œtick tock” takes in a more sinister meaning.

Lets hope that whole Nuke thing wasn't literal

Oh shit. I just figured that was his old man euphemism for shitting his pants.

[NUKES SENT](

[AIR RAID SIRENS ARE SOUNDING](

He wasn't joking 😨😭

Great, Ed may have kissed off an insane nuclear scientist who has some weapons grade goodness.

Ed bby! Where do you live? I need to know so I can stay away from your immediate 250 mile circumference.

The west coast bby!! πŸ˜‰πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

It's gonna fall into the Pacific anyways any day now (due to all the proliferation of Homosexuality), so nuking California would just be redundant.

ur just jelly! πŸ‘€πŸ’β€β™€οΈπŸ’…

According to this new sermon series I've started listening to out of Nigeria it's all true, and Gays even eat the poo-poo. Repent now or face eternal darnation. I pray for your soul every night Ed. ✝️β›ͺβœοΈπŸ™πŸ™πŸ™

Fuck your sermon and you God was nailed to a fucking cross IIRC, which sounds like some kinky ass BDSM faggot shit tbqh famalam. Jesus Christ endorses homosexuality!!

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My fundamentalist Christian upbringing is mega triggered rn

lololol

Fuuuuuuuuuuck

Fuck

The guy was 23, so it also immediately proves it's a fake

Real and heterosexual

we did it reddit

I got $100 that says the bomber is right wing.

probably a left wing muslim enthusiast

Radical islamists are just another type of Conservative.

lol try again honey 😘

conservatives are mayos

Yes and white Conservative and Muslim Conservative both do terror because everything they believe is a dumbass lie and they can't reconcile the contradictions. Like the Trump supporter who tried to make his high school great again with his bullets.

I heard trump himself gave the order