There 👌🤔 is 😧♻ a 🚾 simple ♂♂ reason 😰🌟 - sport is ⁉😩 tedious, unless you're a wanker. 🙃 PE is 🔥🚮 humiliating and painful, unless you're 👨🌮 a wanker. 🙃🙃 Being 🙄🔥 made 💰 to prance around 😇 a sports hall while 🤔 some 🐅 tracksuited tosser with ➡ a 👌 PGCE gives a 👓 fat 🍑 kid 😎😎 an 💶 asthma attack is 😧👌 awful, 😡 unless 🙋👏 you're 👸😨 a 🐶 wanker.
I 👁😂 don't 🙅🙈 know 🎓 any other 👩🏼 school 🏤🙃 subject 📐 which 😡 on 💯 the one hand punishes you 👈 so 💯❓ publicly for 👀 being 😯😑 crap, 💩 but which 👏🙌 on 🔛🚶 the other 💰😎 really 🏻👍 benefits the 🤠➡ wankers. All it 🍆💦 does is 👏 discourage people 👨🤶 from 💰👉 exercise ♂🤸 and 👥 health, 💉⛑ which means it's the wankers who 😂😂 get 💁 the 👈☝ most of it. 👈
Sometimes I like to imagine what hopeless bitterness feels like, but just poking through Reddit tends to be enough. It has to be cathartic to be so gloomy.
Who do I hate? Who am I prejudiced against? Why am I angry? What's the source of my pain? I mean, you seem to know... that or you're projecting your own hate, prejudice, anger and pain regarding athletic people on to me in a weaksauce attempt to gaslight me. Come on now, friendo, I lived through Usenet flame wars. This is playground-level bantz. You can do much better, I just know it.
You know, you're kind of fun to fuck around with. Still either a stick-limbed Nice Guy or a member of Homo Sapiens Cholesterol, but at least you're dedicated to tilting at that there windmill. And before I forget to ask, post bussy?
Once you post the goods, sure. I mean, this is just some weird kind of flirting, right? I figured there would be some sort of payoff once you're done satisfying yourself by calling me names. And don't worry, I'm perfectly accepting of your lifestyle and understand that we all have certain needs. I know fursuiters, after all!
Hrm, fair point. Kinda bored now, so I'm just going to post random bad fanfic snippets at you until you stop replying!
Artemis woke up to the sound of a door closing.Oscar saw this and said
crying “Artemis!!Thank god you’re alive!!” Artemis tought “How does he know
my name?” Artemis just meowed Oscar hearing this said “Oh Artemis, you
don’t have to pretend with me. It’s all right you can talk”. “Who are
you?”Artemis asked still sour from the fight. Oscar took a deep
breath…and said “Artemis, i’m that guy who sent you that letter”. Artemis
gasped “WHAT?!? So you’re the one!”. Oscar looked a little scared and said
“Sorry Artemis, i didn’t meant to scare you. But how could i said my
feelings to you in person?” Artemis coughed “hmmmm…you may have a point
there” Oscar looked him straight in the eyes and said “Artemis,
i….i….love you. ever since i saw you, i knew it was our destiny to be
together” Artemis got a little embarrased and said “I some how, feel the
same for you Oscar, but doesn’t it matter that you’re a human and i’m a
cat? Oscar blushed and said”Well Artemis, i have a little secret you
know….” Artemis looked him with an evilly smile “Hmmm. What secret?”
Oscar took another deep breath and said “Artemis..i’m an HERMAPHRODITE”
Artemis went wide eyed “NO KIDDING?”. Oscar said “No” as he started to
undress, Artemis was paralized, as he looked Oscar’s dick, and below that
his pussy, Artemis had a goofy smile on his face. Oscar gasped “Uh? Oh you
PERVERT!!” and slapped him silly “MEOWUCH!!”. “Oops!sorry Artemis, how
could i stay mad at you?” he then said “Now look Artemis, your wounds will
get infected if i don’t clean them,ok?” Artemis happily said “OK”. And so
Oscar turned the shower on, Artemis went inside with Oscar,and cleaned his
soft fur, Artemis enjoyed Oscar’s tact,rubbing his fur with a desinfectant
soap,while purring softly, he didn’t like baths very much, but this was
with his lover, so how could he resist a bath with his true love?
Then, they laid in the bed all stretched out, with Artemis’s wounds now
closed. Artemis broke the silence saying “Soooo” Oscar replied “Soo what?”
Artemis said evily “Are you still a virgin?” Oscar responded a little
embarrased “Why yes, in fact i have been saved myself for you…my love”
Oscar said, as he hugged Artemis and kissed in his lips, Artemis eventually
opened his mouth letting Oscar’s tounge to play with his. Oscar then went
south, caressing all of Artemis’s parts along the way with his tounge. He
didn’t care for his fur.And reached his little dick,caressing it with his
fingers, and licking it as if it was a clit. Artemis moaned silently with
his eyes closed, as Oscar continued. Oscar looked the expression on
Artemis’s face and said “Artemis, you feel good, don’t you?” Artemis was
grabbing the bed with his nails, it was too much pleasure for him
“AHH!…..Please….don’t stop….AHH!” Oscar’s fingers replaced his
tounge,and it went licking it’s way up, to his stomach, his chest, his
chin, and again to his mouth, they locked tounges again,as Oscar’s fingers
continued to stroke artemis’s dick, they parted tounges “AHH….That’s
it….OHH” Artemis said. Oscar again went south, but this time he began
licking Artemis’s dick like if it was a
nipple.”AHH…Please….don’t….UHH…do that…AHH”Artemis said, feeling
a little embarrased.Oscar still stroking his dick said”Why not?don’t you
feel good?”. Artemis said
“Yes…AHH…but….it’s…embarrasing…UHH”.Oscar kept sucking on
Artemis’s dick,as Artemis moaned louder, suddenly Artemis climaxed,letting
out a part of his load in Oscar’s mouth. Artemis saw Oscar’s face and
noticed the cum, “Oh,sorry Oscar, i just lost control” Oscar looked him
with a smile “It’s ok. Artemis, it’s good to release it” he giggled and
then, plunged his finger on Artemis’s little hole
“AAHHH!!!UHHHH!UUUMMM!!Yesss!”Artemis said, as his body was convulsioned by
the motion of Oscar’s finger, Artemis had tears in his eyes, he was
enjoying it but it was painfull. Oscar pulled his finger out of Artemis’s
little hole,and then Artemis said “It’s my turn now” Artemis began licking
Oscar’s big dick, ,and began giving him a blow job, Oscar tought “Wow, i’ve
never seen a blow job this fast!” and said “AHH,OHH,YES,you make it good”
Artemis smiled, as he continued, he then went his down, licking his way to
Oscar’s inner thighs. Oscar began breathing Quicker as Artemis’s tounge got
closer to his pink, swollen slit, now damped and wet from his love juices,
Artemis then smiled as he reached his pussy, licking his clit in little
circles, his tounge and chin were being soaked by Oscar’s love juices.
Oscar started to spasm, and his back arched up making his firm ass up bed,
Artemis, with his paws opened Oscar’s pussy lips, and now, Artemis’s tounge
darted in and out of Oscar’s love hole. Artemis wanted to plunge into him
here and there,but, alas, he was to small, even tough he had a big member
for a cat, but just like Oscar could read the toughts of cats, said
“Don’t…AHH…worry Artemis..UHH…fuck me…AHH…please”he begged,
Artemis gladly accepted, and trusted his little dick inside him, waving it
across Oscar’s inner walls. Oscar began to sweat like hell, and artemis, a
little frustrated about his size, plunged his paws into him.Oscar feeling
this, yelled “AAAHHHH!!!YESSSS,UUUHHHMM” gasping for air, as an inmense
wave of pleasure ripped him. Artemis slowly moved his paws in and out from
Oscar’s slick love hole, bringing out more pre-cum, as Oscar got more
excited,suddenly Oscar began stroking his own cock,Artemis saw this and
took his paws out from Oscar’s love hole.Artemis then grabbed-stroke
Oscar’s dick with his slippery paws,pumping Oscar’s dick and putting it
into his mouth. Oscar started fingering himself, his pussy easily accepted
his first 2 fingers and eventually trusted another 3, Oscar pulled out a
puddle of cum, and said to Artemis “Here artemis” Artemis licked the cum
out of Oscar’s fingers, retained it in his mouth, and went to Oscar’s face,
again they locked tounges, Artemis let out the cum from his mouth and into
Oscar’s mouth,they enjoyed the sweet flavor of the cum in their kiss.
Artemis then returned to Oscar’s crotch sucking on Oscar’s dick,Oscar
continued fingering himself as well, as Artemis pumped his dick over
Oscar’s tight pussy. Artemis then, straighten up his tail and entered the
driping love hole with it, pumping it slowly making Oscar spasm even
more.in one final trusth Artemis pumped all of his load over Oscar’s tight
pussy. The feeling of him spraying over his pussy, made Oscar go over the
edge,he reached his fisrt orgasm,he grabbed the bed desesperately as he
lost control, as his dick let out a high amount of sperm making Artemis
feel what Oscar feelt,his cunt letting a great amount of cum,soaking the
bed sheets and his lover’s tail,and his cunt seized his fingers and Artemis
pumping tail,he shoved even more deeply his fingers making a second orgasm
hit him ,Artemis teased his clit as the last wave of pleasure runned by
Oscar’s sapmed body.he took out his fingers, enjoying the taste of his
first cum, Artemis as well licked his paws, Artemis laid on him, flat on
his stomach, tail out of his pussy,and said “OHH….Oscar…umm…i’ve
never felt so satisfyed….” Oscar said exhausted “Thank you my love” they
laid in the bed for about 18 min. and dose off to sleep. The next
day…Oscar woke up and didn’t saw Artemis anywhere,he grew concerned,
“Artemis!?” he shouted to see if he was around, he looked everywhere, but
only found a note that said
“Dear Oscar=I went over to Minako’s house to talk about what just happened
between you and me, i’ll be all right, i’ll return for about 10:00am. Love
you Artemis
It was 9:35am. when Artemis returned, Oscar asked him “Soo, how did every
thing went?” Artemis responded “Well…it was hard to Minako and the others
tho admit, that i was in love with a hermaphrodite, but they at the end
understood.even Luna” Artemis sighed . Oscar said “Well,i’ll protect you in
every battle you go with the sailor scouts” Artemis looked happy to hear
that “Thanks Oscar,You’re indeed a great person….and boyfriend” Oscar
replied “Right” and they went to the kitchen to eat…..
Steadily the beast dragged to panicking woman back along its dick, now glistening in the dark from the blonde’s saliva, allowing Amelia to take a frantic breath before it yanked her bodily back down its rigid cock. Not wasting any time the Babadook started to drag the gagging woman back and forth along its massive member, repeatedly hammering the head of its cock against her throat, coating her entire mouth with its heady taste and dragging more and more saliva from her aching mouth until it was dripping down her chin.
The room blurred around the blonde woman, her head being roughly thrown back and forth between the long needle like hands of the monster, lack of breath turning her vision spotty each time the massive cock struck the back of her throat, strings of saliva dripping from Amelia’s chin and the Babadook’s monstrous member, blue eyes hazy as she stared pathetically up at the creature’s grinning, pale face.
Suddenly the monstrous man slammed as deeply into the blonde’s throat as it could, the rigid member twitching as a veritable flood of thick semen was released into the gagging widow’s throat, clogging her airway as the excess rapidly filled Amelia’s mouth with its bizarrely inky taste, dripping passed the tight seal of her limps and spraying form her nose as she coughed.
After several terrifying suffocating seconds the monster released the blonde, allowing her to yank her head back and off the Babadook’s still rigid cock, viscous ropes of black cum splattering the floor as she coughed it up out of her throat, the blonde’s hands flying to her neck as she panted for breath. Before Amelia could fully recover the beast’s long arms shot out again, long jagged fingers wrapping around her biceps and yanking the blonde easily into the air.
In a flurry of limbs the young widow suddenly found herself hanging upside down in the beast’s grasp, chest pressed against the monster’s belly, one of its long arms wrapped around her body to pin the woman’s arms at her sides while its free hand was buried in the blonde hair and cupping the back of Amelia’s head while its damp, rigid cock pressed against her flushed cheeks.
“Please-“ she wheezed out, “please stop.”
Cold breath blew over the blonde woman’s crotch, nightgown bunching around her hips and thighs forced to spread around the top hat wearing beast’s head, grinning maw hovering over her panty covered slit. Amelia gasped as the air tickled her quivering thighs, back going rigid while her gasping mouth proved the perfect opportunity for the Babadook to plunge its cock back into her open mouth, the new angle allowing the monstrous man to bury even more of its girth into the young widow until her neck was bulging around it.
As the impossibly tall beast started to thrust the woman up and down its rigid member its cold, slimy tongue snaked out to lap over Amelia’s thighs before dragging roughly over the blonde’s covered cunt, drawing a squeal from her overstuffed throat. The dark dressed beast easily pistoned the dangling woman up and down, throbbing dick dragging in and out of the widow’s throat, neck bulging and convulsing as she choked on the beast’s girth, cheeks flushing as the Babadook’s tongue dragged firmly and repeatedly over the covered lips of her pussy, teasing the sensitive flesh until the woman’s panties grew damp with saliva and arousal the material sticking to the flushed flesh beneath.
Tears dripped from Amelia’s blue eyes, the young window struggling to breathe around the fist thick cock dragging rapidly against her throat and tongue, spit and precum coating the blonde’s lips and chin, her legs kicking weakly back and forth as Amelia shivered from the cold tongue lathering her thighs and pussy. Each suffocating thrust of the monster’s member caused the blonde woman’s vision to blur, dark spots appearing in her peripheral vision as her struggles grew weaker and weaker.
Just as the young widow was about to pass out from lack of oxygen the pale faced Babadook yanked her bodily from its now spit slick cock, the woman desperately gasping for breath as the monstrous man lifted her into the air, needle-like finger wrapped around her biceps. Hoisting her around as though she were little more than a doll it lined the flushed blonde woman up with its massive twitching member, facing away from the monster as her legs dangled limply toward the ground.
In one violently thrust the Babadook’s cock tore through her now almost transparent panties, meaty member stretching the woman’s flushed nether lips around its girth until it was pressing up against Amelia’s cervix, normally flat belly bulging visibly around the monstrous pole of fuck meat. The blonde’s jaw dropped open, blue eyes widening in shock as her silken inner walls were stretched further than even before, pleasure and pain lighting her nerves on fire.
Barely giving the pretty widow a chance to grow used to the massive cock stretching her slick inner walls the monstrous man started to slam her up and down its throbbing dick, thick shaft dragging ruthlessly against the sensitive, flushed flesh of her cunt before slamming insistently against her womb’s entrance, the Babadook’s girth clearly visible through her belly as it pressed out against her nightgown.
Each violently hammering thrust of the creature’s cock against her cervix sent shocks of pain and pleasure through Amelia’s body, limp head bouncing up and down as her shoulder length blonde hair fluttered around her flushed face and shoulder. Instinctively trying to lessen the pressure of her overstuffed nether lips the woman’s legs lifted and spread, knees bracketing the beast’s hips until her bare heels were bouncing against the sides of its long, black coat.
Again and again the Babadook slammed Amelia down on its pussy wrecking cock, using the woman as little more than a glorified sex toy, its thrusts growing rougher and rougher against her womb’s last line of defence, relentlessly seeking entrance to the widow’s baby basket, the force so powerful than her mouth remained open in a silent scream.
Eventually her cervix could no longer hold up against the monstrous man’s relentless assault, the tight ring of muscle stretching around the creature’s rigid cock until it was sheathed entirely within the blonde’s deepest reaches, her belly bulging even more visibly as her womb was filled with throbbing monster dick. At the first brutal slam against her womb the blonde woman’s entire body grew rigid, blue eyes wide and blankly staring ahead.
Now fully sheathed within Amelia the Babadook’s punishing thrusts grew even rougher, her head and legs bouncing limply as though the blonde were little more than a ragdoll in the monster’s grasp. Each time the woman was lifted to the very tip of the beast’s cock its felt almost as though her cunt was being pulled inside out before it slammed her back down to the hilt on its throbbing member, striking the far wall of Amelia’s womb like a punch to the gut.
Soon the monster’s dick was glistening with the blonde’s arousal, shining strings joining the pair where her ass hammered against the creature’s hips, silken inner walls convulsing hungrily around the womb wrecking member. The Babadook’s girth managed to press and drag against every inch of Amelia’s inner walls and womb, sending tormented pleasure through her with each relentless jackhammering thrust against her hypersensitive inner walls.
Her gasping breaths turned to shameful groans as the beast used Amelia chased after its own released, the blonde’s silken inner walls beginning to tighten even further, sweat dampening the woman’s flushed skin as the muscles in her bulging abdomen started to twitch. The blonde widow’s entire body tensed, silken walls convulsing as she came, spraying quim over the Babadook’s thrusting dick.
The blonde woman’s rhythmically convulsing walls quickly proved too much for the monstrous man as he hammered his monstrous member to the hilt once more, pressing out against her belly as it released another deluge of inky black virile seed directly into the woman’s stuffed womb, ballooning it out under the flood of cum. Each twitch of the creature’s dick released more viscous semen into the mother of one, the chilly fluid sending tingling shiver up along Amelia’s spine as her belly slowly started to balloon out from the weight of her overstuffed womb.
Gasping and flushed the blonde woman fell limp in the creature’s needle-like hand, blue eyes blank and sweat drenched chest rising and falling with her gasping breaths. With her mind blank from exhaustion and pleasure she was completely unaware beyond a sudden chill on her damp skin as the Babadook’s long black coat drifted open revealing a pitch dark void within, shadows almost solid as the licked against Amelia’s trembling body, the blonde still impaled upon its cock as she was slowly dragged into the abyss, the creature’s coat closing over her.
In the darkness countless hands caressed the blonde’s flushed flesh, her clothing dissolving as something slowly filled her gasping mouth and groped her heaving breasts and quivering thighs, pinched her stiff nipples and rubbed her sensitive clit. Every inch of Amelia’s body was touched and caressed, every hole was filled with a thrusting member of shadow as the blonde was relentlessly toward climax again and again. The widow was little more than the Babadook’s possession and she would never again be able to deny the creature existed for to Amelia it was now the only thing that existed.
"I smell that you're a butt virgin, Big Mac. I never considered you much of a taker. 'Cept with me, of course."
He didn't say anything, just looked back in confusion, lust, and a little worry.
Big Mac clears his throat, it looks like he wants to say something, but a sudden groan of pleasure hops into its place- You had just ran a finger down his buttcrack, gently tracing his tailhole with it.
"Shh, keep quiet and still and you'll enjoy yourself. Trust me." You say evilly, your face soon taking its place at his back end.
Leaning forward, your fingers keep his tailhole visible by spreading his buttcheeks, the musky but not unpleasant smell filling your nostrils. You have always had a heightened sense of smell- and you can tell quiet a bit about a pony from smelling back here. It was getting this close that was the problem, usually anyway. But once you get this close, you might as well continue on with the other part of your special talent...
Big Mac inhaled sharply as he felt your finger tap his tailhole once again, your other hand gently tracing down his perineum and fondling his balls. Your main attention was, of course, on his ass.
You finally start to poke a finger inside that hole, after liberally tracing it in circles. The pony shivers and makes a cute little noise, completely and totally unprepared for what he was feeling. Fine with you.
You lean in, your tongue poised and ready to strike. You finally touch the tip of your warm and moist tongue to the fleshy bit below his tail, and that's when you hear the first soft pitter-patter of pre hit the floor beneath you.
"Rather excited, are we?" You say mockingly, feeling totally in control. And you were. Big Mac wasn't broken, yet. But he wasn't about to fight back.
You slowly move your tongue down, stopping just above his asshole and going around, and then slowly going down his perineum, getting the whole area wet with saliva. You could feel him shivering and nearly quivering in anticipation. You wonder if he would beg? But regardless, you move your tongue back up, now pointed at his asshole.
"You're going to enjoy this, I promise. But first, you got to keep your voice down, or else Applejack or maybe even Applebloom or your dear granny might find us here. And you wouldn't want that, now would you?"
Big Mac just shakes his head wordlessly as he looks ahead, too lost in pleasure and partially in shame to speak. You take that for enough.
You lean in, your tongue hovering just centimeters away from his butthole. You can feel the heat rising off it, you can't help but smile. This was fun enough as it is, but adding in the fact that Big Mac would forever be bound to your will? Well that was just gravy!
Your hands move up to his butt to gently grab the fatty flesh before your tongue wiggles the tip of itself onto the dark ring of muscle that is Big Mac's anus. He suddenly tightens up, and you can feel the anus tighten as well as see his body move just slightly. He relaxes almost immediately after though, he wants more. You can just tell.
You gently push your tongue around his asshole, just the surface for now. Getting it slick and wet with your saliva, you savor the taste. Musky but clean and all natural. He is biting his lip, barley constraining his bellows of pleasure. And you haven't even warmed up yet.
You push your tongue forward with more force now, into his rear proper. He tightens up as your tongue pierces his flesh and spreads apart the super tight walls of his anus, but he gives off a low groan just a second later, not able to contain that one. You aren't about to stop and belittle him so more though, so you press on. You get your tongue nice and slick before continuing, pushing your tongue in deeper and deeper into the tunnel of flesh, Big Mac getting more and more horny as you went on. Your hands never stopped moving, both bracing your head for your devilish work; teasing and stimulating the poor farm boy. You keep going until you can slide your entire tongue in his rear, pulling it in and out as if fucking him with your tongue.
Soon enough, you have gotten your entire tongue in his back door, pushing it in and out with great, big, sloppy motions and sounds. The audible sound was the only things that could be heard, besides Big Mac's girly little moans of pleasure. He was already all yours, you just had to seal the deal.
But first, to taunt him.
You pull your tongue out, a thin trail of saliva hanging between it and the Earth Pony's wet butthole, glistening there in the soft light. He breathed deeply, looking back at you. You return a smile.
"Your mine now, understand? I've had this power for a long time. I can bend people to my while by playing with their ass. You are my first conquest in Equestria. You'll pay me back for the pleasure I am giving you tenfold, don't worry. In fact, after this, I think I'm a little pent up so my dick will replace my tongue. But until then, just know that I own you. You're totally mine." You say sadistically, nearly hissing as you finish the last words.
"Now beg!" You say, your tongue once again licking around his ass to tease him. He moans and his eyes roll back, panting as he hurriedly tries to beg.
"P-Please!" He manages to stammer out. He needed it bad.
"Please what?" You retort, before taking one hand and slapping the pony's butt with it, showing him your dominance.
"P-Please... M-Master..." Big Mac mumbles, shaking and shivering in desire. You were almost ready to make him say if with more spirit next time, but since you're still a little worried about getting caught, you'll just go with it. Your tongue gets back inside the pony's butt in seconds, swirling it around in circles, before switching direction. You stick your tongue out straight and push in and out, basically fucking his ass with your tongue. You even suck on the outer-most parts of his tailhole, the pony spurting more pre, throbbing in need for release.
You decide enough is enough. He's almost yours. Now is time to seal the deal.
You put your tongue in fully, rubbing it against his lower walls in an attempt to stimulate the area nearby his prostate. He moans either way, but as you slowly slide out you know he's ready to blow. So as a final gift, you slide your tongue out, make one circle around that dark ring of flesh, and give it a kiss.
Big Mac moaned in ecstasy as his penis pumped his seed onto the floor between your feet. You could see and somewhat feel his anus convulsing and clutching, his rear gently smacking you in the face as he pushed back to get more pleasure. He seems to stop within a short while, looking back at you with big eyes. Full of a new found obedience.
"Good Boy." You say aloud, with Big Mac's smile widening. He steps forward, putting his head down and presenting his still-wet rear to you.
"Thank you master. Thank you so much." He said nearly breathlessly. That had to be one of his greatest orgasms of all time. You just smile.
"Well, I'm a little pent up. Raise that tail for me." You said, snapping your fingers. Big Mac obeys instantly, his tail raised and gleaming tailhole flexing invitingly. You begin to pull your pants down, time to attend to your own tented need. You're going to cum inside your new slave now too, further proof of ownership.
You reach down and free your monster, the big old thing in your pants coming at and landing on Big Mac's rear with a plop. You rub his ass again, spreading his cheeks as you prepare to fuck your little pony slave now. Hard. He moans in anticipation, looking back at you with his bright eyes.
"Yes, use me master! Use me!" He says, even in his typical gruff voice he still sounds needy. Just how you like it. Your cock is already rock hard, so after spitting on it and rubbing it a little more, it's totally ready. You lean back and slap your dick between his cheeks, hotdogging his huge, meaty rear. He moans in response, typical.
Big Mac wants it, you want it, and it's far past foreplay. Time to fuck your new virgin slave.
You lean forward, pressing your cock into his ass. Just the tip starting to spread those wonderful walls of flesh, the pony clenching down just enough to give you pleasure. You yank his tail up in response, forcing him to clench even more. He looks back at you with eyes full of wonder and love and obedience, wanting nothing more then to be serving you like this, right now. It was glorious.
As you slide your member inside the pony, you could hear him moan out loudly, him biting his lip right after to silence himself. What a good boy. You grab his hips for leverage as he start to push yourself all the way in, before pulling back out and begin the pounding.
It doesn't take too long before Big Mac is squirming and writhing in pleasure, whining like a little bitch as he blows his load a second time. His convulsions take you over the edge, and you hastily empty your balls deep within his ass, the pony moaning out in pleasure as he feels himself being bred for the first time. His eyes roll back into his head, staying still and steady for his master to be done with him.
You pull your cock back out, Big Mac instantly spinning around and suck your cock to clean it off, looking up into your eyes with his own. Even in the dark and hot barn, his eyes are so calm and full of love. You reach down and pat his head.
"Thank you Master." He says again with a sleepy voice, wobbling on his feet slightly. He would be walking funny for days after that.
"Your welcome, little bitch. Don't worry- next couple of days I come by here and we'll go again. If I can't, then you'll come to my place and we'll do even more, understand?" You say, waving a finger at him as he give him your command. He nods happily.
"Of course Master, anything you'd like."
You nod, and lick your lips, just now realizing how bad you want a cold glass of water.
“Rainbow, what are you-” Fluttershy asked in her soft, gentle voice, surprised by her friend’s sudden shove, her words cut off as her back softly hit the rough bark of a convenient tree. Immediately, the sapphire-skinned pony’s body was pressed tight against hers, pinning her to the tree, their faces just inches apart, her firm, perky tits mashed against Fluttershy’s massive, mouth-watering watermelons, azure nipples poking into the soft, sensitive flesh. “...Oh, my.” Fluttershy breathed in surprise, eyes going wide as they saw the look in her friend's eyes. The rainbow-maned pony wasted no time, one talented hand coming up, fingers sinking into one of her plush, pillowy breasts, thumb and forefinger unerringly seeking out her nipple and giving it a sharp tweak. Fluttershy squeaked with surprise at the sudden intensity of the sensation. Her thighs twitched, trying to squeeze together as the sensation made her slit hum with excitement, but found their movement blocked by a well-placed athletic knee, keeping her legs apart. The reason became apparent as she felt a second hand on her skin, sliding down over her embarrassingly chubby tummy.
Fluttershy’s eyes went even wider, and she looked that way and that in near-panic. “N-Not here, please, somepony will-” She pleaded, her voice barely a whisper, her cheeks burning as she looked to her best friend. But again her words were silenced, this time, by Rainbow craning her neck just a little bit forward, silencing her with a deep, forceful kiss. Fluttershy froze solid, eyes still wide as Rainbow’s tongue drove between her plush lips, giving the speedster enough time to slide skillful fingers between her soft, trembling thighs. They delved toward her tender nether-lips, finding a welcome surprise as they encountered a flood of clear, slick juices. She was more than ready for this. Rainbow ravished her mouth, their lips almost violently mashed together as Rainbow’s tongue thrust deep, coiling around her tongue in a rough but deeply passionate embrace. One long, slender digit curled, parting her needy slit and expertly finding her entrance, before thrusting deep into her tight, gripping channel.
The meek pony was frozen under the sudden, intense assault. Waves of pleasure rolled through her, from between her thighs, from her breasts, particularly the nipple Dash was still toying with relentlessly, even from her lips. She shivered, unable to process it all at once. She could feel her body reacting, betraying her shame. Her heart was thundering in her chest, her body growing hotter and hotter by the second. Her peachy-pink nipples hardened in an instant in Dash’s fingers, and her slit overflowed with glistening honey, shimmering rivulets cascading down Rainbow’s hand and her own thighs. She squeaked into their kiss as a fresh spark of pleasure made her jolt, a second finger joining the one already teasing her inner walls.
Rainbow’s lips pulled from hers suddenly, the shy pony’s lips hanging open for a moment at the sudden absence, almost dazed. Before she could recover, Rainbow’s lips returned, this time at the nape of her neck, nibbling at the sensitive flesh, making her shiver and whimper softly. She squeezed her eyes shut, biting down on her plump lower lip, trying to keep her voice contained. She couldn’t let herself make a single sound, she just knew somepony would hear her, and then they’d come looking and they’d see her and then everypony would be watching her… Her pussy gripped tight around Rainbow’s fingers, and the blue pony grinned, driving those questing digits deeper and curling them, drawing a new wave of pleasure and a barely-strangled moan from her.
Fluttershy squeezed her eyes shut, feeling herself sinking into the sea of sensations that rocked her body. It was all happening so fast, she couldn’t think, she was barely able to stay on her feet, let alone move. Rainbow seemed to know this perfectly well as the sapphire pony slid down her body, lips and teeth kissing and nipping at her sensitive spots, tracing down her collarbone. Rainbow’s hands never stopped or even hesitated, adapting to the new angles as Dash peppered a trail of tender kisses down the smooth slope of one heaving, marshmallow-soft breast. When Dash’s lips finally found the rosy pink peak, they latched on and sucked hard. Fluttershy’s eyes snapped open and watched as the rainbow-haired filly pulled her head back, sucking hard, so hard it pulled her titanic teardrop tit into a cone, help up only by her lips. She couldn’t hold back the high-pitched moan that forced itself from her lungs as pleasure so intense it almost ached radiated from her nipple. Her hands whipped up, slapping over her mouth to desperately try to muffle her cries.
Rainbow could tell Fluttershy was near her breaking point. She just needed one last push. She let the massive breast pull from her lips with a wet pop, jiggling as it returned to rest, the pulsing, super-sensitive nipple standing out lewdly. Fluttershy stared down at her friend, pleasure and panic warring in her eyes as she met Rainbow’s gaze. Rainbow’s eyes eyes were locked on hers, watching her eagerly as she leaned forward, almost as though in slow motion. Rainbow’s lips parted, a hot, panting breath rolling over the wet, achingly sensitive nipple, making her shudder. Rainbow hesitated there for half an instant, their gazes locked, mouth open, fingers still relentlessly thrusting and teasing her tender slit. Then, Dash lunged forward. Sapphire lips closed around the nipple, sucking it into her mouth. The fingers inside her curled, finding a spot inside her she hadn’t known she had, a spot that made a flash of pleasure race through her body. In that same instant, Rainbow nipped sharply, teeth sharply pinching her hyper-sensitive nipple, a jolt of pain radiating from it. The two shockwaves crashed together in her core, and she just couldn’t take any more.
There was an explosion of pure, white-hot pleasure deep inside her. Her body trembled and spasmed wildly as the burst of sensation filled her to the limit, turning everything white. Her hands fell away from her mouth, helpless to stop the long, high, strangled wail that poured from her lips, almost too quiet to be heard. Pleasure wracked her body for what seemed like an eternity, Rainbow still strumming that pleasure spot deep inside her with talented fingers, still sucking her overworked nipple, slowly easing off both to bring her gently down from the pinnacle of pleasure.
As the last spasms of her powerful orgasm faded, so did her strength. Her legs folded, and she collapsed to her knees, the sudden drop pulling her from Dash’s grasp and leaving her kneeling there, leaning back against the tree, huge breasts heaving as she panted for breath in the warm afterglow. Rainbow raised her hand, soaked with fluttershy’s glistening honey, and licked up a stray rivulet as it ran down her palm, grinning. Delicious. Dash almost purred with satisfaction as she checked the stopwatch on her wrist. Rainbow let the hand drop once again, pleased, before touching one thoroughly-soaked finger to Fluttershy’s plump lips. The pink-haired pony needed no prompting, drawing the digit between the lips and lovingly sucking her honey from it. Rainbow smiled, muttering softly to herself. “Ten seconds flat…”
Generally it's specific shorts and shirt. Sometimes shoes but that's extremely uncommon. For us it was light grey shorts that went just above the knee and a matching t-shirt with the school logo on it.
Back when I was in high school we had specific gym clothes, but if you forgot yours you had to borrow these bleach drenched gym clothes they had available. You only ever forgot your gym clothes once.
The fatties also had to run. If one lipped off we had to do 3 mile runs the next class.
Oh wow, it actually worked! You really must have nothing to do if you have time to reply to every single emoji, but we already knew you hate sports because you're a fatty who never leaves the house.
Anyway, please tell me how replying with an emoji proves your point. Study shows that there is a relation between emoji use and frequency of intercourse.
93 comments
1 LightUmbra 2018-03-21
There 👌🤔 is 😧♻ a 🚾 simple ♂♂ reason 😰🌟 - sport is ⁉😩 tedious, unless you're a wanker. 🙃 PE is 🔥🚮 humiliating and painful, unless you're 👨🌮 a wanker. 🙃🙃 Being 🙄🔥 made 💰 to prance around 😇 a sports hall while 🤔 some 🐅 tracksuited tosser with ➡ a 👌 PGCE gives a 👓 fat 🍑 kid 😎😎 an 💶 asthma attack is 😧👌 awful, 😡 unless 🙋👏 you're 👸😨 a 🐶 wanker.
I 👁😂 don't 🙅🙈 know 🎓 any other 👩🏼 school 🏤🙃 subject 📐 which 😡 on 💯 the one hand punishes you 👈 so 💯❓ publicly for 👀 being 😯😑 crap, 💩 but which 👏🙌 on 🔛🚶 the other 💰😎 really 🏻👍 benefits the 🤠➡ wankers. All it 🍆💦 does is 👏 discourage people 👨🤶 from 💰👉 exercise ♂🤸 and 👥 health, 💉⛑ which means it's the wankers who 😂😂 get 💁 the 👈☝ most of it. 👈
1 DeathHamster1 2018-03-21
It's like a 12 year old girl suddenly developed a personality disorder.
1 Wopitikitotengo 2018-03-21
It's like a 60 stone lump of lard opened his mouth and started complaining
1 DeathHamster1 2018-03-21
Found the secret chubby-chaser.
1 LightUmbra 2018-03-21
https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/85imcn/i_forget_my_pe_kit_deliberately_the_boys_who_hate/dw1kk90/
1 Standard12 2018-03-21
u/deathhamster1 loads of folk call it high school in Britain you fat waste of space.
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-03-21
Only if you're a fat and lazy wanker.
1 DeathHamster1 2018-03-21
Don't project.
1 MooseHeckler 2018-03-21
WOTS THAT?
1 DeathHamster1 2018-03-21
Not that many, and do stop assuming I share your personal failings.
1 ChapoCrackDen 2018-03-21
Fuck off you posh waste, you probably call prom 'leavers ball'
1 DeathHamster1 2018-03-21
Nah, I just call it a waste of fucking time.
1 ChapoCrackDen 2018-03-21
Of course you do you gay cunt. You're a legitimate mong.
1 DeathHamster1 2018-03-21
What was it like, peaking around your 15th birthday?
1 ChapoCrackDen 2018-03-21
What's it like, never peaking at all? Imagine being such a faggot that you can't even make friends on the internet
1 DeathHamster1 2018-03-21
So, projection too! All that homophobia and misanthropy. You probably used to scratch swastikas into your forearm with the pointy bit of a compass...
1 ChapoCrackDen 2018-03-21
Give me your bussy gayboi
1 DeathHamster1 2018-03-21
You know, if you just went with the flow and installed Grindr, you'd probably be less of an arsehole.
1 ChapoCrackDen 2018-03-21
I'd still swipe left for u
1 DeathHamster1 2018-03-21
You sound like a regular user already. Want to leave Narnia yet?
1 EarlGrey- 2018-03-21
Thank you
1 DeathHamster1 2018-03-21
They probably also slept in skips, but y'know...
Oh, diddums.
1 EarlGrey- 2018-03-21
There are so many layers to this character.
1 DeathHamster1 2018-03-21
Is that a roundabout way of saying you're superficial?
1 EarlGrey- 2018-03-21
Do you have any other characters?
1 DeathHamster1 2018-03-21
Do you have any other fallacies?
1 EarlGrey- 2018-03-21
This character is like an onion, so many layers.
1 DeathHamster1 2018-03-21
You're like an onion, in that you stink and cause offence.
1 EarlGrey- 2018-03-21
Onions are very good for you. You are so committed to this character.
1 DeathHamster1 2018-03-21
They're also poisonous to rats. Don't eat one.
You're so committed to strawmen.
1 EarlGrey- 2018-03-21
What’s with the insults, I’m complimenting the character you’ve created.
1 DeathHamster1 2018-03-21
I'm just noting your complete lack of character.
1 EarlGrey- 2018-03-21
What would you do if I sang out of tune?
1 DeathHamster1 2018-03-21
I'd say it would match the quality of your tweets.
1 EarlGrey- 2018-03-21
I will try not to sing out of key
1 DeathHamster1 2018-03-21
Not since Lennon and Harrison's deaths have Beatle fans been so traumatised.
1 holy_black_on_a_popo 2018-03-21
dafuq is a "PE kit"
1 Black_d20 2018-03-21
Likely what you wear sueing PE. Methinks u/deathhamster1 was the sort they had to sew together three sets for.
1 DeathHamster1 2018-03-21
Why do I get the impression you're exploring all your own failings here?
1 Black_d20 2018-03-21
Sometimes I like to imagine what hopeless bitterness feels like, but just poking through Reddit tends to be enough. It has to be cathartic to be so gloomy.
1 DeathHamster1 2018-03-21
It's cathartic to see your plight.
1 Black_d20 2018-03-21
And what might that be? Sympathy for the unhealthily envious?
1 DeathHamster1 2018-03-21
You're full of hate, prejudice, anger and pain. Places like this just enable you.
1 Black_d20 2018-03-21
Who do I hate? Who am I prejudiced against? Why am I angry? What's the source of my pain? I mean, you seem to know... that or you're projecting your own hate, prejudice, anger and pain regarding athletic people on to me in a weaksauce attempt to gaslight me. Come on now, friendo, I lived through Usenet flame wars. This is playground-level bantz. You can do much better, I just know it.
1 DeathHamster1 2018-03-21
I just think you need a good shag. Preferably with another person.
So you're projecting your own projection. How very meta.
So, I take it this is working?
Javier Bardem you ain't. (Unless he was severely concussed and fell flat on his face.)
Well, I guess they needed someone to take the piss out of.
Gosh, you really are a twat.
You can't even do sarcasm that well.
1 Black_d20 2018-03-21
You know, you're kind of fun to fuck around with. Still either a stick-limbed Nice Guy or a member of Homo Sapiens Cholesterol, but at least you're dedicated to tilting at that there windmill. And before I forget to ask, post bussy?
1 DeathHamster1 2018-03-21
You sound like a mouse trying to sass the cat that's eating him.
You really cling to those strawmen, don't you?
The only Don Quixote allusion in this case is how you resemble Sancho Panza's donkey.
So, when you're not falling back on fake bravado and fallacies, are you capable of coming up with anything other than a catchphrase?
1 Black_d20 2018-03-21
I don't see any bussy. Don't keep me waiting, I can only edge for so long here.
1 DeathHamster1 2018-03-21
So apart from being a bigot and an emotional cripple, do I add 'homophobe' to the list of your failings?
1 Black_d20 2018-03-21
Once you post the goods, sure. I mean, this is just some weird kind of flirting, right? I figured there would be some sort of payoff once you're done satisfying yourself by calling me names. And don't worry, I'm perfectly accepting of your lifestyle and understand that we all have certain needs. I know fursuiters, after all!
1 DeathHamster1 2018-03-21
I'm posting all the reasons why you're lacking as an individual. I trust that's what you mean.
No, I'm just teaching you some manners.
Well, hopefully, you'll see the error of your ways and stop being such a tosser.
Only the insecure are homophobic.
Or, in your case, deficiency needs.
They take the piss out of you too.
1 Black_d20 2018-03-21
That's it Daddy, I love it when you do multiquoting like that. 😍💦
1 DeathHamster1 2018-03-21
You are a one-trick pony.
1 Black_d20 2018-03-21
Whew. Nice. Good for you too? ❤️
1 DeathHamster1 2018-03-21
Well, I do feel a certain satisfaction in running rings around you.
1 Black_d20 2018-03-21
You ran something around my ring alright. 😉
1 DeathHamster1 2018-03-21
I really hope you never have gay kids - you strike me as the kind to abuse them.
1 Black_d20 2018-03-21
Spare the """rod""", spoil the """child""".
Anyway, back to the my request for bussy. I haven't seen proper mayo bum in a while, I hope you don't disappoint.
1 DeathHamster1 2018-03-21
So, an abusive coward as well as an idiot.
Poor writing aside, you already tried that one. All you did was make yourself look stupid.
1 Black_d20 2018-03-21
Hrm, fair point. Kinda bored now, so I'm just going to post random bad fanfic snippets at you until you stop replying!
Artemis woke up to the sound of a door closing.Oscar saw this and said crying “Artemis!!Thank god you’re alive!!” Artemis tought “How does he know my name?” Artemis just meowed Oscar hearing this said “Oh Artemis, you don’t have to pretend with me. It’s all right you can talk”. “Who are you?”Artemis asked still sour from the fight. Oscar took a deep breath…and said “Artemis, i’m that guy who sent you that letter”. Artemis gasped “WHAT?!? So you’re the one!”. Oscar looked a little scared and said “Sorry Artemis, i didn’t meant to scare you. But how could i said my feelings to you in person?” Artemis coughed “hmmmm…you may have a point there” Oscar looked him straight in the eyes and said “Artemis, i….i….love you. ever since i saw you, i knew it was our destiny to be together” Artemis got a little embarrased and said “I some how, feel the same for you Oscar, but doesn’t it matter that you’re a human and i’m a cat? Oscar blushed and said”Well Artemis, i have a little secret you know….” Artemis looked him with an evilly smile “Hmmm. What secret?” Oscar took another deep breath and said “Artemis..i’m an HERMAPHRODITE” Artemis went wide eyed “NO KIDDING?”. Oscar said “No” as he started to undress, Artemis was paralized, as he looked Oscar’s dick, and below that his pussy, Artemis had a goofy smile on his face. Oscar gasped “Uh? Oh you PERVERT!!” and slapped him silly “MEOWUCH!!”. “Oops!sorry Artemis, how could i stay mad at you?” he then said “Now look Artemis, your wounds will get infected if i don’t clean them,ok?” Artemis happily said “OK”. And so Oscar turned the shower on, Artemis went inside with Oscar,and cleaned his soft fur, Artemis enjoyed Oscar’s tact,rubbing his fur with a desinfectant soap,while purring softly, he didn’t like baths very much, but this was with his lover, so how could he resist a bath with his true love?
Then, they laid in the bed all stretched out, with Artemis’s wounds now closed. Artemis broke the silence saying “Soooo” Oscar replied “Soo what?” Artemis said evily “Are you still a virgin?” Oscar responded a little embarrased “Why yes, in fact i have been saved myself for you…my love” Oscar said, as he hugged Artemis and kissed in his lips, Artemis eventually opened his mouth letting Oscar’s tounge to play with his. Oscar then went south, caressing all of Artemis’s parts along the way with his tounge. He didn’t care for his fur.And reached his little dick,caressing it with his fingers, and licking it as if it was a clit. Artemis moaned silently with his eyes closed, as Oscar continued. Oscar looked the expression on Artemis’s face and said “Artemis, you feel good, don’t you?” Artemis was grabbing the bed with his nails, it was too much pleasure for him “AHH!…..Please….don’t stop….AHH!” Oscar’s fingers replaced his tounge,and it went licking it’s way up, to his stomach, his chest, his chin, and again to his mouth, they locked tounges again,as Oscar’s fingers continued to stroke artemis’s dick, they parted tounges “AHH….That’s it….OHH” Artemis said. Oscar again went south, but this time he began licking Artemis’s dick like if it was a nipple.”AHH…Please….don’t….UHH…do that…AHH”Artemis said, feeling a little embarrased.Oscar still stroking his dick said”Why not?don’t you feel good?”. Artemis said “Yes…AHH…but….it’s…embarrasing…UHH”.Oscar kept sucking on Artemis’s dick,as Artemis moaned louder, suddenly Artemis climaxed,letting out a part of his load in Oscar’s mouth. Artemis saw Oscar’s face and noticed the cum, “Oh,sorry Oscar, i just lost control” Oscar looked him with a smile “It’s ok. Artemis, it’s good to release it” he giggled and then, plunged his finger on Artemis’s little hole “AAHHH!!!UHHHH!UUUMMM!!Yesss!”Artemis said, as his body was convulsioned by the motion of Oscar’s finger, Artemis had tears in his eyes, he was enjoying it but it was painfull. Oscar pulled his finger out of Artemis’s little hole,and then Artemis said “It’s my turn now” Artemis began licking Oscar’s big dick, ,and began giving him a blow job, Oscar tought “Wow, i’ve never seen a blow job this fast!” and said “AHH,OHH,YES,you make it good” Artemis smiled, as he continued, he then went his down, licking his way to Oscar’s inner thighs. Oscar began breathing Quicker as Artemis’s tounge got closer to his pink, swollen slit, now damped and wet from his love juices, Artemis then smiled as he reached his pussy, licking his clit in little circles, his tounge and chin were being soaked by Oscar’s love juices. Oscar started to spasm, and his back arched up making his firm ass up bed, Artemis, with his paws opened Oscar’s pussy lips, and now, Artemis’s tounge darted in and out of Oscar’s love hole. Artemis wanted to plunge into him here and there,but, alas, he was to small, even tough he had a big member for a cat, but just like Oscar could read the toughts of cats, said “Don’t…AHH…worry Artemis..UHH…fuck me…AHH…please”he begged, Artemis gladly accepted, and trusted his little dick inside him, waving it across Oscar’s inner walls. Oscar began to sweat like hell, and artemis, a little frustrated about his size, plunged his paws into him.Oscar feeling this, yelled “AAAHHHH!!!YESSSS,UUUHHHMM” gasping for air, as an inmense wave of pleasure ripped him. Artemis slowly moved his paws in and out from Oscar’s slick love hole, bringing out more pre-cum, as Oscar got more excited,suddenly Oscar began stroking his own cock,Artemis saw this and took his paws out from Oscar’s love hole.Artemis then grabbed-stroke Oscar’s dick with his slippery paws,pumping Oscar’s dick and putting it into his mouth. Oscar started fingering himself, his pussy easily accepted his first 2 fingers and eventually trusted another 3, Oscar pulled out a puddle of cum, and said to Artemis “Here artemis” Artemis licked the cum out of Oscar’s fingers, retained it in his mouth, and went to Oscar’s face, again they locked tounges, Artemis let out the cum from his mouth and into Oscar’s mouth,they enjoyed the sweet flavor of the cum in their kiss. Artemis then returned to Oscar’s crotch sucking on Oscar’s dick,Oscar continued fingering himself as well, as Artemis pumped his dick over Oscar’s tight pussy. Artemis then, straighten up his tail and entered the driping love hole with it, pumping it slowly making Oscar spasm even more.in one final trusth Artemis pumped all of his load over Oscar’s tight pussy. The feeling of him spraying over his pussy, made Oscar go over the edge,he reached his fisrt orgasm,he grabbed the bed desesperately as he lost control, as his dick let out a high amount of sperm making Artemis feel what Oscar feelt,his cunt letting a great amount of cum,soaking the bed sheets and his lover’s tail,and his cunt seized his fingers and Artemis pumping tail,he shoved even more deeply his fingers making a second orgasm hit him ,Artemis teased his clit as the last wave of pleasure runned by Oscar’s sapmed body.he took out his fingers, enjoying the taste of his first cum, Artemis as well licked his paws, Artemis laid on him, flat on his stomach, tail out of his pussy,and said “OHH….Oscar…umm…i’ve never felt so satisfyed….” Oscar said exhausted “Thank you my love” they laid in the bed for about 18 min. and dose off to sleep. The next day…Oscar woke up and didn’t saw Artemis anywhere,he grew concerned, “Artemis!?” he shouted to see if he was around, he looked everywhere, but only found a note that said
“Dear Oscar=I went over to Minako’s house to talk about what just happened between you and me, i’ll be all right, i’ll return for about 10:00am. Love you Artemis
It was 9:35am. when Artemis returned, Oscar asked him “Soo, how did every thing went?” Artemis responded “Well…it was hard to Minako and the others tho admit, that i was in love with a hermaphrodite, but they at the end understood.even Luna” Artemis sighed . Oscar said “Well,i’ll protect you in every battle you go with the sailor scouts” Artemis looked happy to hear that “Thanks Oscar,You’re indeed a great person….and boyfriend” Oscar replied “Right” and they went to the kitchen to eat…..
THE END…..FOR NOW
1 DeathHamster1 2018-03-21
Your taste in fanfic is shit too.
1 Black_d20 2018-03-21
Steadily the beast dragged to panicking woman back along its dick, now glistening in the dark from the blonde’s saliva, allowing Amelia to take a frantic breath before it yanked her bodily back down its rigid cock. Not wasting any time the Babadook started to drag the gagging woman back and forth along its massive member, repeatedly hammering the head of its cock against her throat, coating her entire mouth with its heady taste and dragging more and more saliva from her aching mouth until it was dripping down her chin.
The room blurred around the blonde woman, her head being roughly thrown back and forth between the long needle like hands of the monster, lack of breath turning her vision spotty each time the massive cock struck the back of her throat, strings of saliva dripping from Amelia’s chin and the Babadook’s monstrous member, blue eyes hazy as she stared pathetically up at the creature’s grinning, pale face.
Suddenly the monstrous man slammed as deeply into the blonde’s throat as it could, the rigid member twitching as a veritable flood of thick semen was released into the gagging widow’s throat, clogging her airway as the excess rapidly filled Amelia’s mouth with its bizarrely inky taste, dripping passed the tight seal of her limps and spraying form her nose as she coughed.
After several terrifying suffocating seconds the monster released the blonde, allowing her to yank her head back and off the Babadook’s still rigid cock, viscous ropes of black cum splattering the floor as she coughed it up out of her throat, the blonde’s hands flying to her neck as she panted for breath. Before Amelia could fully recover the beast’s long arms shot out again, long jagged fingers wrapping around her biceps and yanking the blonde easily into the air.
In a flurry of limbs the young widow suddenly found herself hanging upside down in the beast’s grasp, chest pressed against the monster’s belly, one of its long arms wrapped around her body to pin the woman’s arms at her sides while its free hand was buried in the blonde hair and cupping the back of Amelia’s head while its damp, rigid cock pressed against her flushed cheeks.
“Please-“ she wheezed out, “please stop.”
Cold breath blew over the blonde woman’s crotch, nightgown bunching around her hips and thighs forced to spread around the top hat wearing beast’s head, grinning maw hovering over her panty covered slit. Amelia gasped as the air tickled her quivering thighs, back going rigid while her gasping mouth proved the perfect opportunity for the Babadook to plunge its cock back into her open mouth, the new angle allowing the monstrous man to bury even more of its girth into the young widow until her neck was bulging around it.
As the impossibly tall beast started to thrust the woman up and down its rigid member its cold, slimy tongue snaked out to lap over Amelia’s thighs before dragging roughly over the blonde’s covered cunt, drawing a squeal from her overstuffed throat. The dark dressed beast easily pistoned the dangling woman up and down, throbbing dick dragging in and out of the widow’s throat, neck bulging and convulsing as she choked on the beast’s girth, cheeks flushing as the Babadook’s tongue dragged firmly and repeatedly over the covered lips of her pussy, teasing the sensitive flesh until the woman’s panties grew damp with saliva and arousal the material sticking to the flushed flesh beneath.
Tears dripped from Amelia’s blue eyes, the young window struggling to breathe around the fist thick cock dragging rapidly against her throat and tongue, spit and precum coating the blonde’s lips and chin, her legs kicking weakly back and forth as Amelia shivered from the cold tongue lathering her thighs and pussy. Each suffocating thrust of the monster’s member caused the blonde woman’s vision to blur, dark spots appearing in her peripheral vision as her struggles grew weaker and weaker.
Just as the young widow was about to pass out from lack of oxygen the pale faced Babadook yanked her bodily from its now spit slick cock, the woman desperately gasping for breath as the monstrous man lifted her into the air, needle-like finger wrapped around her biceps. Hoisting her around as though she were little more than a doll it lined the flushed blonde woman up with its massive twitching member, facing away from the monster as her legs dangled limply toward the ground.
In one violently thrust the Babadook’s cock tore through her now almost transparent panties, meaty member stretching the woman’s flushed nether lips around its girth until it was pressing up against Amelia’s cervix, normally flat belly bulging visibly around the monstrous pole of fuck meat. The blonde’s jaw dropped open, blue eyes widening in shock as her silken inner walls were stretched further than even before, pleasure and pain lighting her nerves on fire.
Barely giving the pretty widow a chance to grow used to the massive cock stretching her slick inner walls the monstrous man started to slam her up and down its throbbing dick, thick shaft dragging ruthlessly against the sensitive, flushed flesh of her cunt before slamming insistently against her womb’s entrance, the Babadook’s girth clearly visible through her belly as it pressed out against her nightgown.
Each violently hammering thrust of the creature’s cock against her cervix sent shocks of pain and pleasure through Amelia’s body, limp head bouncing up and down as her shoulder length blonde hair fluttered around her flushed face and shoulder. Instinctively trying to lessen the pressure of her overstuffed nether lips the woman’s legs lifted and spread, knees bracketing the beast’s hips until her bare heels were bouncing against the sides of its long, black coat.
Again and again the Babadook slammed Amelia down on its pussy wrecking cock, using the woman as little more than a glorified sex toy, its thrusts growing rougher and rougher against her womb’s last line of defence, relentlessly seeking entrance to the widow’s baby basket, the force so powerful than her mouth remained open in a silent scream.
Eventually her cervix could no longer hold up against the monstrous man’s relentless assault, the tight ring of muscle stretching around the creature’s rigid cock until it was sheathed entirely within the blonde’s deepest reaches, her belly bulging even more visibly as her womb was filled with throbbing monster dick. At the first brutal slam against her womb the blonde woman’s entire body grew rigid, blue eyes wide and blankly staring ahead.
Now fully sheathed within Amelia the Babadook’s punishing thrusts grew even rougher, her head and legs bouncing limply as though the blonde were little more than a ragdoll in the monster’s grasp. Each time the woman was lifted to the very tip of the beast’s cock its felt almost as though her cunt was being pulled inside out before it slammed her back down to the hilt on its throbbing member, striking the far wall of Amelia’s womb like a punch to the gut.
Soon the monster’s dick was glistening with the blonde’s arousal, shining strings joining the pair where her ass hammered against the creature’s hips, silken inner walls convulsing hungrily around the womb wrecking member. The Babadook’s girth managed to press and drag against every inch of Amelia’s inner walls and womb, sending tormented pleasure through her with each relentless jackhammering thrust against her hypersensitive inner walls.
Her gasping breaths turned to shameful groans as the beast used Amelia chased after its own released, the blonde’s silken inner walls beginning to tighten even further, sweat dampening the woman’s flushed skin as the muscles in her bulging abdomen started to twitch. The blonde widow’s entire body tensed, silken walls convulsing as she came, spraying quim over the Babadook’s thrusting dick.
The blonde woman’s rhythmically convulsing walls quickly proved too much for the monstrous man as he hammered his monstrous member to the hilt once more, pressing out against her belly as it released another deluge of inky black virile seed directly into the woman’s stuffed womb, ballooning it out under the flood of cum. Each twitch of the creature’s dick released more viscous semen into the mother of one, the chilly fluid sending tingling shiver up along Amelia’s spine as her belly slowly started to balloon out from the weight of her overstuffed womb.
Gasping and flushed the blonde woman fell limp in the creature’s needle-like hand, blue eyes blank and sweat drenched chest rising and falling with her gasping breaths. With her mind blank from exhaustion and pleasure she was completely unaware beyond a sudden chill on her damp skin as the Babadook’s long black coat drifted open revealing a pitch dark void within, shadows almost solid as the licked against Amelia’s trembling body, the blonde still impaled upon its cock as she was slowly dragged into the abyss, the creature’s coat closing over her.
In the darkness countless hands caressed the blonde’s flushed flesh, her clothing dissolving as something slowly filled her gasping mouth and groped her heaving breasts and quivering thighs, pinched her stiff nipples and rubbed her sensitive clit. Every inch of Amelia’s body was touched and caressed, every hole was filled with a thrusting member of shadow as the blonde was relentlessly toward climax again and again. The widow was little more than the Babadook’s possession and she would never again be able to deny the creature existed for to Amelia it was now the only thing that existed.
1 DeathHamster1 2018-03-21
CTRL+C is not an effective reply.
1 Black_d20 2018-03-21
"I smell that you're a butt virgin, Big Mac. I never considered you much of a taker. 'Cept with me, of course."
He didn't say anything, just looked back in confusion, lust, and a little worry.
Big Mac clears his throat, it looks like he wants to say something, but a sudden groan of pleasure hops into its place- You had just ran a finger down his buttcrack, gently tracing his tailhole with it.
"Shh, keep quiet and still and you'll enjoy yourself. Trust me." You say evilly, your face soon taking its place at his back end.
Leaning forward, your fingers keep his tailhole visible by spreading his buttcheeks, the musky but not unpleasant smell filling your nostrils. You have always had a heightened sense of smell- and you can tell quiet a bit about a pony from smelling back here. It was getting this close that was the problem, usually anyway. But once you get this close, you might as well continue on with the other part of your special talent...
Big Mac inhaled sharply as he felt your finger tap his tailhole once again, your other hand gently tracing down his perineum and fondling his balls. Your main attention was, of course, on his ass.
You finally start to poke a finger inside that hole, after liberally tracing it in circles. The pony shivers and makes a cute little noise, completely and totally unprepared for what he was feeling. Fine with you.
You lean in, your tongue poised and ready to strike. You finally touch the tip of your warm and moist tongue to the fleshy bit below his tail, and that's when you hear the first soft pitter-patter of pre hit the floor beneath you.
"Rather excited, are we?" You say mockingly, feeling totally in control. And you were. Big Mac wasn't broken, yet. But he wasn't about to fight back.
You slowly move your tongue down, stopping just above his asshole and going around, and then slowly going down his perineum, getting the whole area wet with saliva. You could feel him shivering and nearly quivering in anticipation. You wonder if he would beg? But regardless, you move your tongue back up, now pointed at his asshole.
"You're going to enjoy this, I promise. But first, you got to keep your voice down, or else Applejack or maybe even Applebloom or your dear granny might find us here. And you wouldn't want that, now would you?"
Big Mac just shakes his head wordlessly as he looks ahead, too lost in pleasure and partially in shame to speak. You take that for enough.
You lean in, your tongue hovering just centimeters away from his butthole. You can feel the heat rising off it, you can't help but smile. This was fun enough as it is, but adding in the fact that Big Mac would forever be bound to your will? Well that was just gravy!
Your hands move up to his butt to gently grab the fatty flesh before your tongue wiggles the tip of itself onto the dark ring of muscle that is Big Mac's anus. He suddenly tightens up, and you can feel the anus tighten as well as see his body move just slightly. He relaxes almost immediately after though, he wants more. You can just tell.
You gently push your tongue around his asshole, just the surface for now. Getting it slick and wet with your saliva, you savor the taste. Musky but clean and all natural. He is biting his lip, barley constraining his bellows of pleasure. And you haven't even warmed up yet.
You push your tongue forward with more force now, into his rear proper. He tightens up as your tongue pierces his flesh and spreads apart the super tight walls of his anus, but he gives off a low groan just a second later, not able to contain that one. You aren't about to stop and belittle him so more though, so you press on. You get your tongue nice and slick before continuing, pushing your tongue in deeper and deeper into the tunnel of flesh, Big Mac getting more and more horny as you went on. Your hands never stopped moving, both bracing your head for your devilish work; teasing and stimulating the poor farm boy. You keep going until you can slide your entire tongue in his rear, pulling it in and out as if fucking him with your tongue.
Soon enough, you have gotten your entire tongue in his back door, pushing it in and out with great, big, sloppy motions and sounds. The audible sound was the only things that could be heard, besides Big Mac's girly little moans of pleasure. He was already all yours, you just had to seal the deal.
But first, to taunt him.
You pull your tongue out, a thin trail of saliva hanging between it and the Earth Pony's wet butthole, glistening there in the soft light. He breathed deeply, looking back at you. You return a smile.
"Your mine now, understand? I've had this power for a long time. I can bend people to my while by playing with their ass. You are my first conquest in Equestria. You'll pay me back for the pleasure I am giving you tenfold, don't worry. In fact, after this, I think I'm a little pent up so my dick will replace my tongue. But until then, just know that I own you. You're totally mine." You say sadistically, nearly hissing as you finish the last words.
"Now beg!" You say, your tongue once again licking around his ass to tease him. He moans and his eyes roll back, panting as he hurriedly tries to beg.
"P-Please!" He manages to stammer out. He needed it bad.
"Please what?" You retort, before taking one hand and slapping the pony's butt with it, showing him your dominance.
"P-Please... M-Master..." Big Mac mumbles, shaking and shivering in desire. You were almost ready to make him say if with more spirit next time, but since you're still a little worried about getting caught, you'll just go with it. Your tongue gets back inside the pony's butt in seconds, swirling it around in circles, before switching direction. You stick your tongue out straight and push in and out, basically fucking his ass with your tongue. You even suck on the outer-most parts of his tailhole, the pony spurting more pre, throbbing in need for release.
You decide enough is enough. He's almost yours. Now is time to seal the deal.
You put your tongue in fully, rubbing it against his lower walls in an attempt to stimulate the area nearby his prostate. He moans either way, but as you slowly slide out you know he's ready to blow. So as a final gift, you slide your tongue out, make one circle around that dark ring of flesh, and give it a kiss.
Big Mac moaned in ecstasy as his penis pumped his seed onto the floor between your feet. You could see and somewhat feel his anus convulsing and clutching, his rear gently smacking you in the face as he pushed back to get more pleasure. He seems to stop within a short while, looking back at you with big eyes. Full of a new found obedience.
"Good Boy." You say aloud, with Big Mac's smile widening. He steps forward, putting his head down and presenting his still-wet rear to you.
"Thank you master. Thank you so much." He said nearly breathlessly. That had to be one of his greatest orgasms of all time. You just smile.
"Well, I'm a little pent up. Raise that tail for me." You said, snapping your fingers. Big Mac obeys instantly, his tail raised and gleaming tailhole flexing invitingly. You begin to pull your pants down, time to attend to your own tented need. You're going to cum inside your new slave now too, further proof of ownership.
You reach down and free your monster, the big old thing in your pants coming at and landing on Big Mac's rear with a plop. You rub his ass again, spreading his cheeks as you prepare to fuck your little pony slave now. Hard. He moans in anticipation, looking back at you with his bright eyes.
"Yes, use me master! Use me!" He says, even in his typical gruff voice he still sounds needy. Just how you like it. Your cock is already rock hard, so after spitting on it and rubbing it a little more, it's totally ready. You lean back and slap your dick between his cheeks, hotdogging his huge, meaty rear. He moans in response, typical.
Big Mac wants it, you want it, and it's far past foreplay. Time to fuck your new virgin slave.
You lean forward, pressing your cock into his ass. Just the tip starting to spread those wonderful walls of flesh, the pony clenching down just enough to give you pleasure. You yank his tail up in response, forcing him to clench even more. He looks back at you with eyes full of wonder and love and obedience, wanting nothing more then to be serving you like this, right now. It was glorious.
As you slide your member inside the pony, you could hear him moan out loudly, him biting his lip right after to silence himself. What a good boy. You grab his hips for leverage as he start to push yourself all the way in, before pulling back out and begin the pounding.
It doesn't take too long before Big Mac is squirming and writhing in pleasure, whining like a little bitch as he blows his load a second time. His convulsions take you over the edge, and you hastily empty your balls deep within his ass, the pony moaning out in pleasure as he feels himself being bred for the first time. His eyes roll back into his head, staying still and steady for his master to be done with him.
You pull your cock back out, Big Mac instantly spinning around and suck your cock to clean it off, looking up into your eyes with his own. Even in the dark and hot barn, his eyes are so calm and full of love. You reach down and pat his head.
"Thank you Master." He says again with a sleepy voice, wobbling on his feet slightly. He would be walking funny for days after that.
"Your welcome, little bitch. Don't worry- next couple of days I come by here and we'll go again. If I can't, then you'll come to my place and we'll do even more, understand?" You say, waving a finger at him as he give him your command. He nods happily.
"Of course Master, anything you'd like."
You nod, and lick your lips, just now realizing how bad you want a cold glass of water.
1 DeathHamster1 2018-03-21
You're a child, and not a very pleasant one.
1 Black_d20 2018-03-21
“Rainbow, what are you-” Fluttershy asked in her soft, gentle voice, surprised by her friend’s sudden shove, her words cut off as her back softly hit the rough bark of a convenient tree. Immediately, the sapphire-skinned pony’s body was pressed tight against hers, pinning her to the tree, their faces just inches apart, her firm, perky tits mashed against Fluttershy’s massive, mouth-watering watermelons, azure nipples poking into the soft, sensitive flesh. “...Oh, my.” Fluttershy breathed in surprise, eyes going wide as they saw the look in her friend's eyes. The rainbow-maned pony wasted no time, one talented hand coming up, fingers sinking into one of her plush, pillowy breasts, thumb and forefinger unerringly seeking out her nipple and giving it a sharp tweak. Fluttershy squeaked with surprise at the sudden intensity of the sensation. Her thighs twitched, trying to squeeze together as the sensation made her slit hum with excitement, but found their movement blocked by a well-placed athletic knee, keeping her legs apart. The reason became apparent as she felt a second hand on her skin, sliding down over her embarrassingly chubby tummy.
Fluttershy’s eyes went even wider, and she looked that way and that in near-panic. “N-Not here, please, somepony will-” She pleaded, her voice barely a whisper, her cheeks burning as she looked to her best friend. But again her words were silenced, this time, by Rainbow craning her neck just a little bit forward, silencing her with a deep, forceful kiss. Fluttershy froze solid, eyes still wide as Rainbow’s tongue drove between her plush lips, giving the speedster enough time to slide skillful fingers between her soft, trembling thighs. They delved toward her tender nether-lips, finding a welcome surprise as they encountered a flood of clear, slick juices. She was more than ready for this. Rainbow ravished her mouth, their lips almost violently mashed together as Rainbow’s tongue thrust deep, coiling around her tongue in a rough but deeply passionate embrace. One long, slender digit curled, parting her needy slit and expertly finding her entrance, before thrusting deep into her tight, gripping channel.
The meek pony was frozen under the sudden, intense assault. Waves of pleasure rolled through her, from between her thighs, from her breasts, particularly the nipple Dash was still toying with relentlessly, even from her lips. She shivered, unable to process it all at once. She could feel her body reacting, betraying her shame. Her heart was thundering in her chest, her body growing hotter and hotter by the second. Her peachy-pink nipples hardened in an instant in Dash’s fingers, and her slit overflowed with glistening honey, shimmering rivulets cascading down Rainbow’s hand and her own thighs. She squeaked into their kiss as a fresh spark of pleasure made her jolt, a second finger joining the one already teasing her inner walls.
Rainbow’s lips pulled from hers suddenly, the shy pony’s lips hanging open for a moment at the sudden absence, almost dazed. Before she could recover, Rainbow’s lips returned, this time at the nape of her neck, nibbling at the sensitive flesh, making her shiver and whimper softly. She squeezed her eyes shut, biting down on her plump lower lip, trying to keep her voice contained. She couldn’t let herself make a single sound, she just knew somepony would hear her, and then they’d come looking and they’d see her and then everypony would be watching her… Her pussy gripped tight around Rainbow’s fingers, and the blue pony grinned, driving those questing digits deeper and curling them, drawing a new wave of pleasure and a barely-strangled moan from her.
Fluttershy squeezed her eyes shut, feeling herself sinking into the sea of sensations that rocked her body. It was all happening so fast, she couldn’t think, she was barely able to stay on her feet, let alone move. Rainbow seemed to know this perfectly well as the sapphire pony slid down her body, lips and teeth kissing and nipping at her sensitive spots, tracing down her collarbone. Rainbow’s hands never stopped or even hesitated, adapting to the new angles as Dash peppered a trail of tender kisses down the smooth slope of one heaving, marshmallow-soft breast. When Dash’s lips finally found the rosy pink peak, they latched on and sucked hard. Fluttershy’s eyes snapped open and watched as the rainbow-haired filly pulled her head back, sucking hard, so hard it pulled her titanic teardrop tit into a cone, help up only by her lips. She couldn’t hold back the high-pitched moan that forced itself from her lungs as pleasure so intense it almost ached radiated from her nipple. Her hands whipped up, slapping over her mouth to desperately try to muffle her cries.
Rainbow could tell Fluttershy was near her breaking point. She just needed one last push. She let the massive breast pull from her lips with a wet pop, jiggling as it returned to rest, the pulsing, super-sensitive nipple standing out lewdly. Fluttershy stared down at her friend, pleasure and panic warring in her eyes as she met Rainbow’s gaze. Rainbow’s eyes eyes were locked on hers, watching her eagerly as she leaned forward, almost as though in slow motion. Rainbow’s lips parted, a hot, panting breath rolling over the wet, achingly sensitive nipple, making her shudder. Rainbow hesitated there for half an instant, their gazes locked, mouth open, fingers still relentlessly thrusting and teasing her tender slit. Then, Dash lunged forward. Sapphire lips closed around the nipple, sucking it into her mouth. The fingers inside her curled, finding a spot inside her she hadn’t known she had, a spot that made a flash of pleasure race through her body. In that same instant, Rainbow nipped sharply, teeth sharply pinching her hyper-sensitive nipple, a jolt of pain radiating from it. The two shockwaves crashed together in her core, and she just couldn’t take any more.
There was an explosion of pure, white-hot pleasure deep inside her. Her body trembled and spasmed wildly as the burst of sensation filled her to the limit, turning everything white. Her hands fell away from her mouth, helpless to stop the long, high, strangled wail that poured from her lips, almost too quiet to be heard. Pleasure wracked her body for what seemed like an eternity, Rainbow still strumming that pleasure spot deep inside her with talented fingers, still sucking her overworked nipple, slowly easing off both to bring her gently down from the pinnacle of pleasure.
As the last spasms of her powerful orgasm faded, so did her strength. Her legs folded, and she collapsed to her knees, the sudden drop pulling her from Dash’s grasp and leaving her kneeling there, leaning back against the tree, huge breasts heaving as she panted for breath in the warm afterglow. Rainbow raised her hand, soaked with fluttershy’s glistening honey, and licked up a stray rivulet as it ran down her palm, grinning. Delicious. Dash almost purred with satisfaction as she checked the stopwatch on her wrist. Rainbow let the hand drop once again, pleased, before touching one thoroughly-soaked finger to Fluttershy’s plump lips. The pink-haired pony needed no prompting, drawing the digit between the lips and lovingly sucking her honey from it. Rainbow smiled, muttering softly to herself. “Ten seconds flat…”
1 DeathHamster1 2018-03-21
Sex case alert...
1 aqouta 2018-03-21
Like a rape kit but with boots.
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2018-03-21
Generally it's specific shorts and shirt. Sometimes shoes but that's extremely uncommon. For us it was light grey shorts that went just above the knee and a matching t-shirt with the school logo on it.
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2018-03-21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5iqYuFmzqg
1 DeathHamster1 2018-03-21
Just because your life is crap, doesn't mean you get to ruin Pixar.
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2018-03-21
I’m no the fatty that’s afraid of physical activity...
1 DeathHamster1 2018-03-21
You sound like it. Your prejudices betray your insecurities.
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2018-03-21
Sad little man confirmed.
1 DeathHamster1 2018-03-21
I forgive you.
1 XSCR 2018-03-21
/r/menslib is starting to leak
1 0987654231 2018-03-21
imagine being so big that even the other obese Brits think you are fat
1 DeathHamster1 2018-03-21
That's a brave admission. Now, tell everyone you're also a virgin, and the pain will begin to stop.
1 0987654231 2018-03-21
Posting to /r/drama is already an admission of virginity...
1 DeathHamster1 2018-03-21
Tell that to OP. Just replying in kind.
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2018-03-21
Back when I was in high school we had specific gym clothes, but if you forgot yours you had to borrow these bleach drenched gym clothes they had available. You only ever forgot your gym clothes once.
The fatties also had to run. If one lipped off we had to do 3 mile runs the next class.
1 DeathHamster1 2018-03-21
Wasn't much of a school if it abused people so readily.
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2018-03-21
A 3 mile run isn't abuse.
1 DeathHamster1 2018-03-21
If you're a sociopath.
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2018-03-21
Or if you can look down and see your own penis without using a series of mirrors.
1 DeathHamster1 2018-03-21
You need a magnifying glass for yours.
1 DeathHamster1 2018-03-21
/u/Wild_Hunt knows very little and assumes too much.
1 Wild_Hunt 2018-03-21
/u/DeathHamster1 moves very little and eats too much.
1 DeathHamster1 2018-03-21
/u/Wild_Hunt's lazy prejudices betray them.
1 Wild_Hunt 2018-03-21
Post bussy
1 DeathHamster1 2018-03-21
Or, in your case, post-lobotomy.
1 Kipkluif 2018-03-21
😂
1 DeathHamster1 2018-03-21
You do know replying with an emoji sort of proves my point?
1 Kipkluif 2018-03-21
Oh wow, it actually worked! You really must have nothing to do if you have time to reply to every single emoji, but we already knew you hate sports because you're a fatty who never leaves the house.
Anyway, please tell me how replying with an emoji proves your point. Study shows that there is a relation between emoji use and frequency of intercourse.