My name is Mark Conditt. I enjoy cycling, parkour, tennis, reading, and listening to music. I am not that politically inclined. I view myself as a conservative, but I don't think I have enough information to defend my stance as well as it should be defended. The reasons I am taking this class is because I want to understand the US government, and I hope that it will help me clarify my stance, and then defend it.
lol
Why we might want to consider doing away with Sex Offender Registration.
It's like all the stereotypes just fall into place.
no one normal is into this shit. I sincerely hope the gubmint is keeping records of people who partake in this hobby, b/c every one of them is probably up to some kind of crazy bullshit.
My wife and I lost faith in the institution of marriage. After forty-five years of happy marriage, the knowledge that gay people could get married caused us to doubt the sanctity and importance of our own wedding vows.
I embarked on a string of affairs with women who I met through Ashley Madison, and my wife began having one-night stands with homeless teenagers. We sold our children to ISIS so that we could buy crack -- except for the two youngest, who we donated to medical research.
The family dog was convicted of bank robbery, and my oldest daughter's hamster ran away to Vegas to become a stripper. I also contracted venereal tuberculosis (don't ask) from a hedge fund manager who I fellated in a bus station rest-room. My mother burned to death when I set fire to our house in a drug-induced stupor.
Overcome with nihilistic despair, I also attempted to carve a pentagram on my mother-in-law's forehead while singing Carly Rae Jeppsen songs, and as a result my wife's family no longer invite us to come over for Thanksgiving.
My credit rating is now triple-digit negative, and Wells Fargo have foreclosed on my left testicle
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1 Neon_needles 2018-03-21
lol.
lol
It's like all the stereotypes just fall into place.
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-03-21
lol
1 Neon_needles 2018-03-21
1 GeauxHouston22 2018-03-21
no one normal is into this shit. I sincerely hope the gubmint is keeping records of people who partake in this hobby, b/c every one of them is probably up to some kind of crazy bullshit.
1 The_Rachel 2018-03-21
My wife and I lost faith in the institution of marriage. After forty-five years of happy marriage, the knowledge that gay people could get married caused us to doubt the sanctity and importance of our own wedding vows.
I embarked on a string of affairs with women who I met through Ashley Madison, and my wife began having one-night stands with homeless teenagers. We sold our children to ISIS so that we could buy crack -- except for the two youngest, who we donated to medical research.
The family dog was convicted of bank robbery, and my oldest daughter's hamster ran away to Vegas to become a stripper. I also contracted venereal tuberculosis (don't ask) from a hedge fund manager who I fellated in a bus station rest-room. My mother burned to death when I set fire to our house in a drug-induced stupor.
Overcome with nihilistic despair, I also attempted to carve a pentagram on my mother-in-law's forehead while singing Carly Rae Jeppsen songs, and as a result my wife's family no longer invite us to come over for Thanksgiving.
My credit rating is now triple-digit negative, and Wells Fargo have foreclosed on my left testicle
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-03-21
أب؟
1 Neon_needles 2018-03-21
https://myanimelist.net/profile/Tavar#
Trash taste, imo. No wonder he wanted to lash out at the world.
1 awayhow 2018-03-21
Once again, anime has been proven to be a threat. When will the white house release an AMV to showcase how dangerous it is?
1 incineratechicken 2018-03-21
I can’t think of anything that would disenfranchise Daddy’s core voters more
1 whoopsforgotemail 2018-03-21
we need a final solution to the weeb problem
1 ztoundas 2018-03-21
This was 6 years ago. I wonder how much further his brain has necrosed in the 6 years since then.