ADVICE TO BE AN INCEL

40  2018-03-21 by ChristopherXCross

31 comments

/u/SoSoBroke

ADVICE FOR BOYS Be open and honest and ask for help. Stop saying “man up” and start saying “are you okay?” Say “I love you.” Cry when you’re sad and laugh when you’re happy. Be emotional and helpful and paint your nails if you want to. Help other people when you can and be vocal about what’s not okay. Be masculine and feminine and both and neither and be unapologetic. Don’t set aside your mental health for anyone’s expectations.

Are you a /r/MensLib poster by chance?

not denouncing sports/exercise

thats not the menslib i know

Mens libs users are either on HRT or enough soy to approximate the effect.

/u/Sara_Shenanigans

I tried this, miscalculated, overshot, and became an unlikable hag, so YYMV.

Don't worry, Sara, I think just about every other TrollXer is in the same (sinking) ship as you.

I can sympathize as a woman, but as a witch, being an unlikable hag is kind of my end goal. I don't mind being disliked if I'm happy with myself. Fun fact: the definition of hag implies being old and evil, but not necessarily ugly. I am going to be one sexy old hag doing evil feminist things. edit: P.S. To everyone out there grateful that Trump is slowly going down in flames, you can thank your local witch. That man has so many curses on him, at this point I don't even know how he gets out of bed in the morning. (Also, this part was meant to be humorous. Relax and laugh a little.)

Inshallah

Revelations 21:8

But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral, those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars—they will be consigned to the fiery lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death.”

/u/LivingDeadInside, Repent now Liberal Cat Lady, the time of your iniquities is nigh as Donald J Trump ushers in the second coming of Christ, who'll truly MAGA with DJT on the right-hand throne ruling Earth together. All of your Pagan rituals are but folly in the presences of our Lord and Savior's foretold Kingdom rising, and your lot who remain un-repented will be swept away. Please heed this warning, I will not be giving you any more.

Matthew 10:14

If anyone will not welcome you or listen to your words, leave that home or town and shake the dust off your feet.

I can't tell if this is a joke or a troll or you're a real believer, but either way, thanks for the laugh. The only thing Donald J. Trump is ushering in is some federal prison time.

Heed this reveleation, /u/LivingDeadInside, I've been banned from TrollX so I cannot instruct the women who frequent of their blatant sin and the oncoming kingdom foretold in Revelations. Take back these instructions to turn their backs on thier sinful ways and live as God intended them, subservient to Men in a Holy marriage between a Man and a Woman, which mirrors the Churches role in toil and preparation for the Return of Christ.

Ephesians 5:22-24

22 Wives, be subject to your own husbands, as to the Lord. 23 For the husband is the head of the wife, as Christ also is the head of the church, He Himself being the Savior of the body. 24 But as the church is subject to Christ, so also the wives ought to be to their husbands in everything.

You can't tell if that was real? TrollXer confirmed.

Yes, only a non-believer of significant amount of sin, like those at TrollX, could be blinded to the truth so much as to try and deny it.

Have you considered not being a gross whore?

You should give that a shot.

>gross whore

>pagan

Can't have one without the other imo

Wow! No, I had never considered that! Hold on a sec while I do...

You could, at the very least, consider losing the weight and not shitposting on a website made for kids.

You could try that?

My weight is fine according to my doctor, but thanks for the tip. You could also consider not shitposting on a site made for kids. :)

Lol thats a meeting Id love to be a fly on the wall for...

And also I am a kid?

Well, that's the creepiest comment I've gotten in a while. Congrats! Why would you want to spy on my private healthcare visits, though? Do you have some sort of fetish for incredibly boring waiting rooms? The only health issue I have at the moment is the cancer I'm getting from this thread. And you were the one who said this is a "website made for kids".

Ummm did you just kink shame me?

I sure did, but that is the least of the things you should be ashamed of.

Youre supposed to "be loud and gross" not look gross and sound loud when you walk...

I can see how you screwed that up tho

I sure did

This is an inclusive sub. Please no kinkshame. Tell him to kill himself instead.

My weight is fine according to my doctor

So it Trump's. Way to out yourself, fatty.

lol no 'murican president has ever seen the inside of a jail cell. You're as delusional as the #lockherup retards

I will bet you 1 bitcoin to .01 bitcoin that what you just said does not happen. That's 100 to 1 odds.

I can't tell if this is a joke or a troll or you're a real believer

Oddly enough, this is the reaction I had to your delusional ramblings. You two should exchange numbers and meet for coffee.

Joke: Donald Trump won’t be impeached and will serve a four year term

Woke: Trump will be impeached after Democrats come to dominate the house and senate later this year

Bespoke: Trump will fall because i drew a pentagram and murdered one of my many cats in the center of it

as a witch

I'm guessing they probably already achieved said goal.

"End up a toxic, unlikeable cunt who surrounds herself with cats and kills herself at 35 because no man wants to deal with your frequent childish tantrums or the tickle of your mustache when he kisses you."

Be gross? /u/LivingDeadInside are you going to stop showering? That's a pretty good way to make sure no one wants to associate with you.

I mean, I know you may be kinda joking, but you aren't all that far off

Parents, raise your daughters right or they'll end up on /r/trollxchromosomes as grown women who act like pigs and think they're so funny.

Don't pin this on women bucko. Some asshole chose to validate that train wreck, she's no longer a cautionary tale but a bench mark of just how low a passing grade can be.

Another reason to avoid gussy.

That's disgusting.

Hell, my roommate only showers about once a week. Just douses herself in perfume before she goes out like a 14 year old boy with Axe. Wimmen be filthy, yo