kid on college subreddit makes post complaining about not having a gf. when a girl messages him, he calls her out publicly saying shes "creepy" and keeps on saying hi over and over again, she shows up in comments and apparently has memory disorder. weird situation overall
75 2018-03-22 by rightguard5
59 comments
1 rightguard5 2018-03-22
1 tcfb 2018-03-22
How can her memory disorder be worse over text conversations? Everything both people have already said is literally spelled out in front of her.
1 Alexandra-_- 2018-03-22
it was over snapchat so the convo disappears
1 bareballzthebitch 2018-03-22
They have this thing called another phone you can snap a pic of the conversation
1 Alexandra-_- 2018-03-22
That's kind of complicated
1 BloweyJoeyMumi 2018-03-22
Hey hows it going babe? That guy was a dick. Not all people are like that. Im here to chat if you ever need a friend.
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-03-22
Or use one of the many other messaging services that does not delete your messages
1 BloweyJoeyMumi 2018-03-22
Hey hows it going babe? That guy was a dick. Not all people are like that. Im here to chat if you ever need a friend.
1 Alexandra-_- 2018-03-22
Hi
1 BloweyJoeyMumi 2018-03-22
Hey hows it going babe? That guy was a dick. Not all people are like that. Im here to chat if you ever need a friend.
1 BloweyJoeyMumi 2018-03-22
Hey hows it going babe? That guy was a dick. Not all people are like that. Im here to chat if you ever need a friend.
1 BloweyJoeyMumi 2018-03-22
Hey hows it going babe? That guy was a dick. Not all people are like that. Im here to chat if you ever need a friend.
1 JewsonCresnova 2018-03-22
Get that pussy Joey
1 BloweyJoeyMumi 2018-03-22
Hey hows it going babe? That guy was a dick. Not all people are like that. Im here to chat if you ever need a friend.
1 JewsonCresnova 2018-03-22
Hi
1 BloweyJoeyMumi 2018-03-22
Hey babe goes it howΒΏ Dick was that guy a. People are all like that. Chat here friend if you need one ever.
1 JewsonCresnova 2018-03-22
/u/Alexandra-_- bang this man π¦π¦
1 BloweyJoeyMumi 2018-03-22
Hey hows it going babe? That guy was a dick. Not all people are like that. Im here to chat if you ever need a friend.
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-03-22
Hi
1 BloweyJoeyMumi 2018-03-22
friend a need ever you if chat to here Im. that like are people all Not. dick a was guy That? babe going it hows Hey
1 ObsessedAussie 2018-03-22
Hi
1 BloweyJoeyMumi 2018-03-22
Hey hows it going babe? That guy was a dick. Not all people are like that. Im here to chat if you ever need a friend.
1 BloweyJoeyMumi 2018-03-22
Hey hows it going babe? That guy was a dick. Not all people are like that. Im here to chat if you ever need a friend.
1 BloweyJoeyMumi 2018-03-22
Hey hows it going babe? That guy was a dick. Not all people are like that. Im here to chat if you ever need a friend.
1 BloweyJoeyMumi 2018-03-22
Hey hows it going babe? That guy was a dick. Not all people are like that. Im here to chat if you ever need a friend.
1 BloweyJoeyMumi 2018-03-22
Hey hows it going babe? That guy was a dick. Not all people are like that. Im here to chat if you ever need a friend.
1 ay_what_up2 2018-03-22
Why canβt you remember recent things if you have retrograde amnesia? Retrograde means you wouldnβt remember what happened before the accident. Do you not know your own illness?
1 Alexandra-_- 2018-03-22
Yeah but people don't understand what antergrsde it
1 backltrack 2018-03-22
I can't remember anything from Snap chat either tbh
1 tcfb 2018-03-22
Why do you downvote? Are you really that sad of a person that you have little fits of spite and have to reach out through a medium that has nothing to do with validity? You do realize karma is worthless right? And that downvoting a comment doesn't do anything to the legitimacy of what's in the post right? Or do you just ignore all of that because you're butthut and have to lash out like a baby in need of a circumcision? I mean seriously! You can't have a conversation with someone on the internet without angrily clicking the downvote button? Do you feel like you've had vengeance on me or something? I personally don't care about downvotes either way (by all means, call your silly downvote brigade on me, it means nothing at all to me), but I just find it funny how seriously you and others like yourself actually take these imaginary internet points. Reddit really is all you have, huh? Damn do I feel bad for you. But you know what? I donβt care! Iβll rake in the coal! Youβre logic is flawed, kiddo. Don't like what people are doing with it? Downvote me, that'll show 'em! Go ahead and press that down arrow, I know you're itching to do it. Think you're contributing to the community? "Doing your civic duty"? Nope. You're just decreasing a meaningless number on the internet. You just want to hop on the bandwagon. Well POUNCE! O can hear you as your feet land on the cold real steel of the inside of the wagon. You know what? Enjoy the ride, for now. Maybe even stick your head out the window and feel the breeze while you reflect on the importance of your downvote to me. I'll even give you my word, this isn't even my primary account, kiddo. Downvote away, downvote to your heart's content. But listen kid, please remember rule 1 of reddit. Treat the other people commenting as if they are human beings. It is fascinating, however, that people ignore the fact that I am right just because the first two people downvoted me. From that point it is just snowballs. When people see downvotes, do they neglect their own ability or reason? It is similar to the fallacy of poisoning the well. Once they see the fact that others disagree, they assume that the person must be wrong, even if undeniable truth is on the other side. It is an interesting phenomenon, and I am not sure how reddit should address this issue moving forward. There needs to be a solution that prevents cases like mine from happening. If someone posts something truthful, it should be upvoted, not downvoted. It is imperative that we allow free speech and the truth to be shared. I donβt care about the karma. Hell, Iβll gladly rake in the coal! But we must remember that free speech and opinions are key to our society and, more importantly, reddit. So, next time you want to downvote something, just think about what you are about to do!
1 ObsessedAussie 2018-03-22
u/anemojipastabot
1 AnEmojipastaBot 2018-03-22
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1 HorribleBot 2018-03-22
πππZoop
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-03-22
/u/Alexandra-_- Is your. Username suppose to have a disappointed face on the end?
1 Alexandra-_- 2018-03-22
yeah
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-03-22
Thanks good to know, it makes me read all your comments mentally in a slightly understated annoyed manner. Maybe you should Branch out to some alts with other faces so I can get a broader range of emotions to imagine.
1 Alexandra-_- 2018-03-22
Good idea
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-03-22
I still can only comprehend this comment as being muttered in a quiet annoyed fashion.
1 Alexandra-_- 2018-03-22
that was the idea
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-03-22
Sorry for the annoyance
1 BloweyJoeyMumi 2018-03-22
Hey hows it going babe? That guy was a dick. Not all people are like that. Im here to chat if you ever need a friend.
1 SexyTaft 2018-03-22
nice bro
1 BloweyJoeyMumi 2018-03-22
I have alzheimers. Am I wearing pants?
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-03-22
Hey hows it going babe? That guy was a dick. Not all people are like that. Im here to chat if you ever need a friend.
1 BloweyJoeyMumi 2018-03-22
Hey hows it going babe? That guy was a dick. Not all people are like that. Im here to chat if you ever need a friend.
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-03-22
Hi
1 BloweyJoeyMumi 2018-03-22
Hey hows it going babe? That guy was a dick. Not all people are like that. Im here to chat if you ever need a friend.
1 BloweyJoeyMumi 2018-03-22
Hey hows it going babe? That guy was a dick. Not all people are like that. Im here to chat if you ever need a friend.
1 BloweyJoeyMumi 2018-03-22
Hey hows it going babe? That guy was a dick. Not all people are like that. Im here to chat if you ever need a friend.
1 Re_LE_Vant_UN 2018-03-22
Even if you have memory problems, why are you doing DMing people on Reddit and just saying hi. Like, what's the end goal here.
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-03-22
Come on dog, there is only one end goal.
1 Re_LE_Vant_UN 2018-03-22
Obviously, but I want to hear her bullshit excuse that she for sure would make up.
1 UnexpectedLizard 2018-03-22
Obviously she should have shut herself in her basement and never interact with humans.
1 Alexandra-_- 2018-03-22
That's my next plan
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-03-22
Is that like having resting bitch face but for Reddit?
1 Alexandra-_- 2018-03-22
Yeah
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-03-22
Fair enough. That is cool that you kickbox, sorry about your injuries.
Normally I would try to fuck with the people involved in the drama but this story is just kind of shitty for you.
1 Alexandra-_- 2018-03-22
Thanks
1 MooseHeckler 2018-03-22
Well feel better.
1 Did-the-math 2018-03-22
This is too beautiful to be true.
1 BloweyJoeyMumi 2018-03-22
Hey hows it going babe? That guy was a dick. Not all people are like that. Im here to chat if you ever need a friend.
1 maddestofcats 2018-03-22
Yeah this one made me chuckle tbh
1 GetAmericaLaidAgain 2018-03-22
Alexandra_IRL
There was a girl on drama awhile ago who DMd me because she thought my posts were really good. I trolled her epic style about gussy until she gave up on me completely. Got her good. I'm a virgin btw
1 Did-the-math 2018-03-22
No!!!! The donβt believe that. An r/Dramanaught whoβs never experienced the awful truth of gussy?
1 DoubleCheekedUp 2018-03-22
fuckin pwned that thot fam LMAO πππ
1 loli_esports 2018-03-22
wouldn't that be anterograde, not retrograde? i smell a larp
1 uTorrent 2018-03-22
If she had retrograde she would likely remember the accident but not events from before it. Strange that she cant remember recent events, that would be anterograde
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-03-22
This is like an Arrested Development episode or something.
1 BloweyJoeyMumi 2018-03-22
Hi
1 slimabob 2018-03-22
Hey hows it going babe? That guy was a dick. Not all people are like that. Im here to chat if you ever need a friend.
1 loli_esports 2018-03-22
Mr. f
1 OniTan 2018-03-22
/u/Alexandra-_- I guess you lost that kickboxing match. Have you considered getting another concussion to knock your brain back into place?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-22
https://www.ceddit.com/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/866f4l/word_of_advice_dont_try_hooking_up_with_anyone/
1 Chin_Up_Chick 2018-03-22
I could get past everything except that guy calling a reddit pm a "text"