kid on college subreddit makes post complaining about not having a gf. when a girl messages him, he calls her out publicly saying shes "creepy" and keeps on saying hi over and over again, she shows up in comments and apparently has memory disorder. weird situation overall

75  2018-03-22 by rightguard5

59 comments

im not saying every single person on here is weird but some of the people are lol. after that dating post i made, this girl messaged me on reddit so i tried having a convo with her and she was super weird. she kept saying hi over and over again and then when i asked her stuff she would answer shit that was totally unrelated to what we were talking about. then she wanted me to add her on snapchat. i did but she acts like super creepy and weird. I'm thinking about blocking her lol.

How can her memory disorder be worse over text conversations? Everything both people have already said is literally spelled out in front of her.

it was over snapchat so the convo disappears

They have this thing called another phone you can snap a pic of the conversation

That's kind of complicated

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Or use one of the many other messaging services that does not delete your messages

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/u/Alexandra-_- bang this man πŸ’¦πŸ’¦

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Hey hows it going babe? That guy was a dick. Not all people are like that. Im here to chat if you ever need a friend.

Hey hows it going babe? That guy was a dick. Not all people are like that. Im here to chat if you ever need a friend.

Hey hows it going babe? That guy was a dick. Not all people are like that. Im here to chat if you ever need a friend.

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Why can’t you remember recent things if you have retrograde amnesia? Retrograde means you wouldn’t remember what happened before the accident. Do you not know your own illness?

Yeah but people don't understand what antergrsde it

I can't remember anything from Snap chat either tbh

Why do you downvote? Are you really that sad of a person that you have little fits of spite and have to reach out through a medium that has nothing to do with validity? You do realize karma is worthless right? And that downvoting a comment doesn't do anything to the legitimacy of what's in the post right? Or do you just ignore all of that because you're butthut and have to lash out like a baby in need of a circumcision? I mean seriously! You can't have a conversation with someone on the internet without angrily clicking the downvote button? Do you feel like you've had vengeance on me or something? I personally don't care about downvotes either way (by all means, call your silly downvote brigade on me, it means nothing at all to me), but I just find it funny how seriously you and others like yourself actually take these imaginary internet points. Reddit really is all you have, huh? Damn do I feel bad for you. But you know what? I don’t care! I’ll rake in the coal! You’re logic is flawed, kiddo. Don't like what people are doing with it? Downvote me, that'll show 'em! Go ahead and press that down arrow, I know you're itching to do it. Think you're contributing to the community? "Doing your civic duty"? Nope. You're just decreasing a meaningless number on the internet. You just want to hop on the bandwagon. Well POUNCE! O can hear you as your feet land on the cold real steel of the inside of the wagon. You know what? Enjoy the ride, for now. Maybe even stick your head out the window and feel the breeze while you reflect on the importance of your downvote to me. I'll even give you my word, this isn't even my primary account, kiddo. Downvote away, downvote to your heart's content. But listen kid, please remember rule 1 of reddit. Treat the other people commenting as if they are human beings. It is fascinating, however, that people ignore the fact that I am right just because the first two people downvoted me. From that point it is just snowballs. When people see downvotes, do they neglect their own ability or reason? It is similar to the fallacy of poisoning the well. Once they see the fact that others disagree, they assume that the person must be wrong, even if undeniable truth is on the other side. It is an interesting phenomenon, and I am not sure how reddit should address this issue moving forward. There needs to be a solution that prevents cases like mine from happening. If someone posts something truthful, it should be upvoted, not downvoted. It is imperative that we allow free speech and the truth to be shared. I don’t care about the karma. Hell, I’ll gladly rake in the coal! But we must remember that free speech and opinions are key to our society and, more importantly, reddit. So, next time you want to downvote something, just think about what you are about to do!

u/anemojipastabot

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πŸ‘‰πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘‰Zoop

/u/Alexandra-_- Is your. Username suppose to have a disappointed face on the end?

yeah

Thanks good to know, it makes me read all your comments mentally in a slightly understated annoyed manner. Maybe you should Branch out to some alts with other faces so I can get a broader range of emotions to imagine.

Good idea

I still can only comprehend this comment as being muttered in a quiet annoyed fashion.

that was the idea

Sorry for the annoyance

Hey hows it going babe? That guy was a dick. Not all people are like that. Im here to chat if you ever need a friend.

nice bro

I have alzheimers. Am I wearing pants?

Hey hows it going babe? That guy was a dick. Not all people are like that. Im here to chat if you ever need a friend.

Hey hows it going babe? That guy was a dick. Not all people are like that. Im here to chat if you ever need a friend.

Hi

Hey hows it going babe? That guy was a dick. Not all people are like that. Im here to chat if you ever need a friend.

Hey hows it going babe? That guy was a dick. Not all people are like that. Im here to chat if you ever need a friend.

Hey hows it going babe? That guy was a dick. Not all people are like that. Im here to chat if you ever need a friend.

Even if you have memory problems, why are you doing DMing people on Reddit and just saying hi. Like, what's the end goal here.

Come on dog, there is only one end goal.

Obviously, but I want to hear her bullshit excuse that she for sure would make up.

Obviously she should have shut herself in her basement and never interact with humans.

That's my next plan

Is that like having resting bitch face but for Reddit?

Yeah

Fair enough. That is cool that you kickbox, sorry about your injuries.

Normally I would try to fuck with the people involved in the drama but this story is just kind of shitty for you.

Thanks

Well feel better.

I have retrograde amnesia. WTF Dude? ..... When did that happen ..... when did what happen? ..... The retrograde amnesia

This is too beautiful to be true.

Hey hows it going babe? That guy was a dick. Not all people are like that. Im here to chat if you ever need a friend.

Yeah this one made me chuckle tbh

Alexandra_IRL

There was a girl on drama awhile ago who DMd me because she thought my posts were really good. I trolled her epic style about gussy until she gave up on me completely. Got her good. I'm a virgin btw

I'm a virgin btw

No!!!! The don’t believe that. An r/Dramanaught who’s never experienced the awful truth of gussy?

fuckin pwned that thot fam LMAO πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

wouldn't that be anterograde, not retrograde? i smell a larp

If she had retrograde she would likely remember the accident but not events from before it. Strange that she cant remember recent events, that would be anterograde

This is like an Arrested Development episode or something.

Hi

Hey hows it going babe? That guy was a dick. Not all people are like that. Im here to chat if you ever need a friend.

Mr. f

/u/Alexandra-_- I guess you lost that kickboxing match. Have you considered getting another concussion to knock your brain back into place?

I could get past everything except that guy calling a reddit pm a "text"