Crazy Joe Biden is trying to act like a tough guy. Actually, he is weak, both mentally and physically, and yet he threatens me, for the second time, with physical assault. He doesn’t know me, but he would go down fast and hard, crying all the way. Don’t threaten people Joe!
I'm glad that America finally has a strong President, like Russia. Both Putin and Trump are both very strong. Physically too. I would support strong moves by Putin and Trump together to make the world a better place. I am glad they both performed well on election Day. I'm sure you are too
Я помню первый день я применил терапевтической мастурбации к моему сыну. Он чувствовал себя совершенно естественным, как я уже имел глубокое чувство близости с телом моего сына через процесс массажа его, купание его, меняя его подгузники и очистки и касаясь его гениталий и других частных частей. Терапевтическая Мастурбация была естественным продолжением того, что я уже делал в заботе о теле моего сына. Я также помню, как мой сын выразил чувство облегчения, радости и счастья с улыбкой следуют смех и другие звуки удовлетворенности, когда я применил терапевтической мастурбации. Его тело также поддаваться через оргазм, чтобы показать его удовольствия от мастурбации. Реакция показала положительное принятие терапевтической мастурбации моим сыном, физически и эмоционально. Терапевтическая мастурбация также привела к спокойствию в поведении моего сына, и он продолжает показывать свое удовлетворение и счастье всем вокруг него.
Yes. And I'm glad the two Chads of state are perfectly poised to take care of the radical Muslim problem in the Middle East. Which, as we know, every leftist was completely ignoring
Crazy 😳 Joe Biden is 🏼😦 trying 😼 to 💦😱 act 🎭 like ❤ a 🅰👌 tough 😍💪 guy. 👦🔥 Actually, 👀😳 he 🦊 is weak, 🤢😰 both mentally and physically, and 👏 yet he threatens me, 👦 for the ⚰👏 second 🅱 time, with 👬👏 physical 👊💏 assault. He 🚹👑 doesn’t know 😱💭 me, 🤔 but 🍑✋ he would 🏽 go down ⬇ fast and ➕ hard, 🍆💦 crying 😂😭 all the way. ↕😓 Don’t 🙅🚫 threaten people Joe!
I'm 👁 glad that America 👮⛵ finally 🙌 has a 💰⭕ strong President, 💯👴 like ☃ Russia. Both ➡ Putin and Trump are both 🌜🌜 very 😲 strong. 💪💪 Physically too. ✌🎊 I would support 👏👦 strong 💪 moves 😤😤 by Putin and 👏 Trump ♂ together 👨👬 to 🏽🙅 make 🖕🖕 the world 🌍🔪 a better place. I 👁 am glad 😂😄 they 👥 both 🌜 performed 🎭🎭 well 🤒 on election Day. 🌞⭐ I'm sure 🤔🔜 you 👹 are ♀ too 😡😵
The fact that someone spent time photoshopping in these images, or even that the animu girls existed in the first place does not bode well for the future of humanity
Idk I mean they're both old but Trump seems very out of shape but definitely has a weight advantage vs Biden who seems maybe a bit too thin but might have a lot better maneuverability and reach. Hard to say what happens there but I would def watch.
This thread is like a 'WHO WOULD WIN?' thread on /b/. Biden would probably kick Trump's tubby ass, though. Doesn't Trump believe that people have a finite amount of energy that they exhaust by exercising? He's probably never thrown a punch in his life.
Based on the reports I read a few years ago he fights like one of the ghetto girls I went to high school with. Lots of hair pulling, pushing, slapping, name-calling, shit talking, kicking with platform shoes on, throwing shit.
“You’re talking about the front-runner for the GOP, presidential candidate, as well as private individual who never raped anybody. And, of course, understand that by the very definition, you can’t rape your spouse,” he said.
“It is true,” Cohen told the Daily Beast. “You cannot rape your spouse. And there’s very clear case law.”
Maneuverability is out the window with that neglected body at that age. Reach means shit without force behind it.
I'll tells ya' what'll happen, Dubber lsjump will charge Biden, tackle him to the ground, Biden will get exactly 1 shot land in Don's chess triggering a heart attack in Don, they both die shortly after hitting the ground; Biden will die from being a frail old fuck getring crushed by a fat old fuck, and Trump will die of being a fat old fuck.
Hamilton was also an Army officer and even led some battles, plus he was George Washington's aide-de-camp which I'm pretty sure means gay sex. Burr was a fucking bumpkin from the shitty part of New York (all of it) while Hamilton was a rich as fuck dude from some Caribbean island. Then in the duel Hamilton did the noble thing and missed his first shot on purpose while Burr shot straight like a punk bitch.
Campaigns are gonna be wild when the social media generation starts seriously running for senate and president, every candidate is gonna have dumb shit they posted in high school brought up.
61 comments
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-03-22
Coming from Trump that's just grand
1 GetHisWallet 2018-03-22
I think he just means Joe shouldn't threaten people. Threatening people is reserved for those who could actually cover the bill.
1 SovietWarfare 2018-03-22
The only thing Joe could beat is his meat to children.
1 nameuser4321 2018-03-22
I'm glad that America finally has a strong President, like Russia. Both Putin and Trump are both very strong. Physically too. I would support strong moves by Putin and Trump together to make the world a better place. I am glad they both performed well on election Day. I'm sure you are too
1 YameteOniichanItai 2018-03-22
Trump is literally a fifth-grader in an adult fat man's body. It's scary but also kinda hilarious.
1 realsadstorydriver 2018-03-22
Eugh take your salt elsewhere
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2018-03-22
Back to mde plz
1 realsadstorydriver 2018-03-22
Jim norton is not funny
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2018-03-22
Not anymore at the least
1 realsadstorydriver 2018-03-22
Was he ever? The whole chip thing is just pretending his actually shit jokes are shit on purpose. Hate that little worm
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2018-03-22
Yes classic Jim on Opie and Anthony was pretty funny
1 444455555666666 2018-03-22
this is an anti trump subreddit
1 KokomoOReily 2018-03-22
Haha yes comrade MAGA!
1 celocanth13 2018-03-22
:thonking:
1 Username234983 2018-03-22
You want Trumps cock slapping on your face. Don't lie.
1 OniTan 2018-03-22
Alzheimer's tends to revert you to childlike behavior.
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2018-03-22
Я помню первый день я применил терапевтической мастурбации к моему сыну. Он чувствовал себя совершенно естественным, как я уже имел глубокое чувство близости с телом моего сына через процесс массажа его, купание его, меняя его подгузники и очистки и касаясь его гениталий и других частных частей. Терапевтическая Мастурбация была естественным продолжением того, что я уже делал в заботе о теле моего сына. Я также помню, как мой сын выразил чувство облегчения, радости и счастья с улыбкой следуют смех и другие звуки удовлетворенности, когда я применил терапевтической мастурбации. Его тело также поддаваться через оргазм, чтобы показать его удовольствия от мастурбации. Реакция показала положительное принятие терапевтической мастурбации моим сыном, физически и эмоционально. Терапевтическая мастурбация также привела к спокойствию в поведении моего сына, и он продолжает показывать свое удовлетворение и счастье всем вокруг него.
1 Username234983 2018-03-22
I don't know what this says but since it's in Russian I agree!
1 kippot 2018-03-22
Good bot
1 lets_move_to_voat 2018-03-22
Yes. And I'm glad the two Chads of state are perfectly poised to take care of the radical Muslim problem in the Middle East. Which, as we know, every leftist was completely ignoring
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-03-22
I wonder if the nation of Chad has a Chad of State.
1 liquidm 2018-03-22
u/anemojipastabot
1 AnEmojipastaBot 2018-03-22
I'm 👁 glad that America 👮⛵ finally 🙌 has a 💰⭕ strong President, 💯👴 like ☃ Russia. Both ➡ Putin and Trump are both 🌜🌜 very 😲 strong. 💪💪 Physically too. ✌🎊 I would support 👏👦 strong 💪 moves 😤😤 by Putin and 👏 Trump ♂ together 👨👬 to 🏽🙅 make 🖕🖕 the world 🌍🔪 a better place. I 👁 am glad 😂😄 they 👥 both 🌜 performed 🎭🎭 well 🤒 on election Day. 🌞⭐ I'm sure 🤔🔜 you 👹 are ♀ too 😡😵
1 boyoyoyoyong 2018-03-22
isn't Biden the guy whose probably a kiddie diddler
1 gnrlysrs 2018-03-22
yeah here’s a compilation that I’ve heard was made by Russian bots
1 GetAmericaLaidAgain 2018-03-22
They're all kiddie diddlers or accomplices to kiddie diddling.
1 The_Reason_MacronWon 2018-03-22
Don't kinkashame.
1 YameteOniichanItai 2018-03-22
The evidence seems to say so
1 TehAlpacalypse 2018-03-22
The fact that someone spent time photoshopping in these images, or even that the animu girls existed in the first place does not bode well for the future of humanity
1 mandathor 2018-03-22
I'm waiting for Biden to announce that the Russians made him do it.
1 FTFallen 2018-03-22
Well, yeah. It'd be Biden's slimmed down Secret Service detail vs. Trump's full detail. There's only one legitimate way to settle this.
Celebrity Death Match.
1 voicelesshoodwinker 2018-03-22
Biden vs Trump in a TLC match
BOOK IT VINCE
1 eva_unit_hung 2018-03-22
points to mania sign
1 wwaalleess 2018-03-22
Finally someone will stand up to the real threats for US citizens. Joe Biden has been getting away with too much for too long!
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-03-22
Sam Hyde was just his cover...
1 Username234983 2018-03-22
There are a lot of black crackheads in Prison who certainly feel that way.
1 EffOffReddit 2018-03-22
Idk I mean they're both old but Trump seems very out of shape but definitely has a weight advantage vs Biden who seems maybe a bit too thin but might have a lot better maneuverability and reach. Hard to say what happens there but I would def watch.
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2018-03-22
I think the bone spurs might slow Don down.
1 snallygaster 2018-03-22
This thread is like a 'WHO WOULD WIN?' thread on /b/. Biden would probably kick Trump's tubby ass, though. Doesn't Trump believe that people have a finite amount of energy that they exhaust by exercising? He's probably never thrown a punch in his life.
1 scatmunchies 2018-03-22
Didn’t he (((allegedly))) hit and rape Ivana after a painful scalp surgery to cover up his hair loss?
1 drunky_crowette 2018-03-22
Yep. And tore her hair out too so she could feel what it felt like to be balding
1 scatmunchies 2018-03-22
So he does know how to hit someone, even if it’s a woman half his size who doesn’t expect it.
1 drunky_crowette 2018-03-22
Based on the reports I read a few years ago he fights like one of the ghetto girls I went to high school with. Lots of hair pulling, pushing, slapping, name-calling, shit talking, kicking with platform shoes on, throwing shit.
He just ends his fights in rape.
1 Postsinrussian 2018-03-22
>not ending every fight with rape to assert dominance
Lmaoing at u
1 drunky_crowette 2018-03-22
According to the law I can't rape people, just claim they raped me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
1 subpoutine 2018-03-22
Teaching her empathy, if you will.
1 AltRight_WalterWhite 2018-03-22
WTF I love trump now
1 NomDuGloom 2018-03-22
No because according to his lawyer
“It is true,” Cohen told the Daily Beast. “You cannot rape your spouse. And there’s very clear case law.”
1 Assy-McGee 2018-03-22
PRO WRESTLING PUNCHES ARE REAL PUNCHES REEEEEE!
1 OniTan 2018-03-22
TFW Biden doesn't have a pussy to grab.
1 Strictlybutters 2018-03-22
Reminder that between the two of these tough guys are nine Vietnam deferments and claims they couldn’t serve because of asthma and bone spurs.
1 EffOffReddit 2018-03-22
Would you say they cancel out, or?
1 KekGratiaRex 2018-03-22
Big issue though, Biden has asthma.
1 Ohpiekang 2018-03-22
Maneuverability is out the window with that neglected body at that age. Reach means shit without force behind it.
I'll tells ya' what'll happen, Dubber lsjump will charge Biden, tackle him to the ground, Biden will get exactly 1 shot land in Don's chess triggering a heart attack in Don, they both die shortly after hitting the ground; Biden will die from being a frail old fuck getring crushed by a fat old fuck, and Trump will die of being a fat old fuck.
1 Ashmose 2018-03-22
God damn it, Blumpf is absolute box office
1 AnnoyingSeaAnt 2018-03-22
I miss when Internet Thought Guys weren't politicians.
1 54367543457109943628 2018-03-22
I'm glad Aaron Burr is dead. Fuck him.
1 JamesRobotoMD 2018-03-22
He really doesn't get enough hate, fucking Burr.
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2018-03-22
Burr buttoned up his uniform and served his country like a man.
Years later he got up a five in the morning, downed a pint of scotch and shot Alexander Hamilton in the face. Like a man.
1 MooseHeckler 2018-03-22
And craved bussy. Like a man.
1 JamesRobotoMD 2018-03-22
Hamilton was also an Army officer and even led some battles, plus he was George Washington's aide-de-camp which I'm pretty sure means gay sex. Burr was a fucking bumpkin from the shitty part of New York (all of it) while Hamilton was a rich as fuck dude from some Caribbean island. Then in the duel Hamilton did the noble thing and missed his first shot on purpose while Burr shot straight like a punk bitch.
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2018-03-22
In New York you don't point no gun at no nigga 'less u gonna blow his face off.
Burr should have been GEOTUS.
1 celocanth13 2018-03-22
Campaigns are gonna be wild when the social media generation starts seriously running for senate and president, every candidate is gonna have dumb shit they posted in high school brought up.
1 TehAlpacalypse 2018-03-22
It already happened with Jon Ossoff
1 allendrio 2018-03-22
What the fuck man
1 snowkarl 2018-03-22
Honestly Trump's obviously a clown figure but I don't know why Biden is threatening to assault him all the time, It's as bad as anything Trump says.
1 nomad1c 2018-03-22
just sic the service service on old man biden if he's making threats
1 WeWuzKANG5 2018-03-22
Pay some hobo to yell "he's got a gun" any time they see Biden.
1 nomad1c 2018-03-22
or pay a 12 year old girl to seduce him
1 wolfdreams01 2018-03-22
Biden finally realized his main voting bloc is Antifa, so if he doesn't threaten violence he's not being progressive enough
1 lickedTators 2018-03-22
Because Biden is equating Trump to a child bully so he'll treat him like a child bully.